mimi smartypants
@mimismartypants.bsky.social
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online diary sometimes mimismartypants.com she/her. Chicago. an okay person.
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12 months ago
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I'm probably not allowed to have an email autoreply that says "leave me the fuck alone," am I
about 15 hours ago
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probably just because no one likes him
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about 15 hours ago
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First workday song is for any Cheryls out there:
youtu.be/W5mdMdUPMWk?...
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Woollen Kits - Cheryl
YouTube video by nonesuchfoxtrot
https://youtu.be/W5mdMdUPMWk?si=84cajFvihImpJHls
about 21 hours ago
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He-Man was truly a trailblazer in the sharing of pronouns
1 day ago
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why would a paper even comment on this. who gives a fuck. if I had to be in the meeting about whether to comment on this I would have thrown such a tantrum
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1 day ago
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A very rare work thing has happened: I said (nicely, professionally) "you can do that yourself" in response to a request of me and they said "cool, I will do it myself." AMAZING
1 day ago
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the boulder in me recognizes the boulder in you (size to be determined)
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2 days ago
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First workday song (working early because I have to talk to London) (sternly) (they know what they did):
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DIIV - Past Lives
YouTube video by raiders545
https://youtu.be/BfF8qaliQbo?si=NnXdm_Yd6zpln9Pi
2 days ago
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oh noooooooo the dumbfucks are having a bad time
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3 days ago
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First workday song = extremely chilly ambient for my nerves:
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Crystal Cavern
YouTube video by Applefish - Topic
https://youtu.be/lPPL7AnRcow?si=OouCveZ9tf4wy2jN
3 days ago
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Hilarious excuse, I'm dying
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3 days ago
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alexis simpson
5 days ago
the moderate position is abolish and prosecute
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It's crazy how much better/more vibrant the Fox football broadcast is over CBS. Better directed, better sound production, just better in every way. I want Film Studies people to discuss this with
3 days ago
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Moby Dick
3 days ago
My sensations were strange. Let me try to explain them.
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I can't stop saying "Zach Top? Zactop?" in all sorts of stupid accents
3 days ago
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I didn't know there was a Man of the Year for every team! That really devalues the term "Man of the Year"
4 days ago
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Okay, no more aerial shots of Denver, jeez that is one architecturally uninspiring city
4 days ago
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James Pirruccello 🌉
5 days ago
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
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Possum Every Hour
6 days ago
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Statistical distance term of the day: the Kullback–Leibler divergence
6 days ago
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Reaching yet another THIS WILL NEVER BE DONE IF YOU DON'T STOP FUCKING WITH IT inflection point at work
7 days ago
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A quick and inconsequential brag: I am extremely fast and skilled at grocery shopping. I know what I want, I know where it is, I'll bag it myself, I'm done and on my way, goodbye.
7 days ago
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First workday song:
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Wombo - Dreamsickle (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Fire Talk
https://youtu.be/p3pJyeCzVuM?si=-0oCu2vnoFkWlePa
7 days ago
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I think they parade stupid Bovino around and hope someone shoots him, as an excuse to go even bigger with the fash. Everything is so gross
7 days ago
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First workday song:
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Bells Larsen - 514-415 (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Bells Larsen
https://youtu.be/-JsMs0urny4?si=sjmT_AD6WtKOQ695
8 days ago
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My spicy hip-hop take is that while Public Enemy was important musically and historically, Chuck D is not a good rapper.
9 days ago
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Dancing at Neo in 1995 would fix me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bwE...
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Sin
YouTube video by Nine Inch Nails - Topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bwE5IU4pzA
9 days ago
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First workday song:
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Kronos Quartet plays Tusen Tankar LIVE on WFMT's Impromptu
YouTube video by WFMT
https://youtu.be/9YzBTuBFqWM?si=g3ekVKbEqA_p6oEn
9 days ago
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It's dumb to complain about the cold considering where I choose to live but we are really in a special Miltonian hell this week
9 days ago
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Me nodding along at the dermatologist's office while she says to limit very hot showers because they only dry you out more Me at home: steaming like a steamed clam
10 days ago
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Rams kicker is 23 years old? Did they leave him out in the wind or something?
10 days ago
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Fuck these refs. Even Hochuli the Lesser
10 days ago
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Strange call, Ben.
10 days ago
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
10 days ago
Verbal assault or, as it's legally known, "not assault"
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There's so much good shit growing that smells so good. Pine trees! Cinnamon! Rosemary! Lemons! It's a good planet y'all
11 days ago
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I don't think (although pleased) I will be overjoyed when he dies (soon), because processes and safeguards have been rather thoroughly fucked and it's going to take a lot of political will (not in evidence) to change that.
11 days ago
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I was supposed to pick up Aaron for our gym date at 10, but instead I took a morning nap, read the clock wrong on waking, and rushed out to get him at 9. What the fuck? Pre-gym donut it is, I guess.
12 days ago
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I can't stand all the crime stories from the '70s and '80s where a teen goes missing and police shrug, "probably a runaway." What, we're just going to be like "he's 15, it's his life"!!?!? No!
12 days ago
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The oldest known living land animal is a gay tortoise named Jonathan:
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Jonathan (tortoise) - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortoise)
13 days ago
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First workday song:
youtu.be/WW8VmSfYLAU?...
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Ratatat "Cherry" (Official)
YouTube video by Audio Dregs
https://youtu.be/WW8VmSfYLAU?si=guH3Lco0vkhEbwLu
13 days ago
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First workday song:
youtu.be/6NJ5AGq4PnY?...
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Is It Now?
YouTube video by Automatic - Topic
https://youtu.be/6NJ5AGq4PnY?si=lPY0SpbCbVwao78F
14 days ago
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Hear me out: David Costabile to star in a Schubert biopic
15 days ago
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Would you like another small one?
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mimi smartypants - ecce enim ex hoc beatam me dicent
https://mimismartypants.com/2026/01/14/ecce-enim-ex-hoc-beatam-me-dicent/
15 days ago
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Dear Desk Candle, you were a pretty expensive candle to be burning so poorly. Do better.
15 days ago
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First workday song:
youtu.be/im6xw0sr2EU?...
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The Hex Dispensers My Love is A Bat
YouTube video by Tyler Wheeler
https://youtu.be/im6xw0sr2EU?si=2sUmFrV7fZ237KqD
15 days ago
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I have one cat I have to pet Exactly Right or he'll be so offended and one cat who wants nothing more than for me to palm his entire face and smoosh his little cranium like a stress ball. Balance.
16 days ago
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First workday song from a band that will be here (Chicago) in the spring and I will be there too
youtu.be/vLldYqAcCm4?...
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NewDad - Sickly Sweet (Visualiser)
YouTube video by NewDad
https://youtu.be/vLldYqAcCm4?si=7NjMdcexOCHbJbOk
16 days ago
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For my job, I am waiting on some data and when I get it I will have to spring into action and do hours and hours of work. So I am continually anticipating somethng horrible. Just like America!
17 days ago
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I might be able to get something done if you buttmunches would stop making me GO TO MEETINGS
17 days ago
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honestly: what the fuck?
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17 days ago
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