mimi smartypants
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online diary sometimes mimismartypants.com she/her. Chicago. an okay person.
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d.ly
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smut is getting too niche imo
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The Man In Yellow Wires
about 12 hours ago
No, Iām not going to CALM DOWN. Why donāt you CALM UP
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Bill Mudron
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The freaks who insist that it's not necessary to wash their hands after the bathroom ("I don't pee on my hands!") are missing the fact that it's just plain good to wash your hands periodically and bathroom breaks are a nice natural point at which to do so.
about 23 hours ago
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This coffee is making my stomach hurt; time for a refill
1 day ago
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Tonight I made my first truly successful meatloaf. As good as my mom's. I CARRY THE MEATLOAF TORCH INTO THE FUTURE
1 day ago
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More NYT recipe comment gems. Let us all pity Maria's husband, who has no ethnicity
4 days ago
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Today I randomly saw on my Chicago Public Library dashboard that I've passed 1800 items borrowed, I guess since the advent of the dashboard/system (obviously lifetime is much higher). There should be virtual badges! Stickers! I am gifting you this idea,
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Sort of scary/thrilling when you get one of those Haul Ass CTA bus drivers
4 days ago
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Walked three miles for the brain benefits but also bought a coffee I don't need. Supporting small businesses plus now I'm all resilient and shit.
5 days ago
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Broke a necklace I had been wearing almost daily and the worst part is that I really miss it as a fidget toy. :(
5 days ago
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If I played guitar, and had one of those guitars with the whammy bar thing (lot of ifs here), I would use it so much. "Mimi," my band mates would say, "this part doesn't really require whammy bar." But I'd be there whammying away.
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7 days ago
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I dreamed that he self-immolated on live TV. It wasn't even that gruesome. All the media outlets agreed to show it.
7 days ago
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I'm seeing New Candys tonight and NewDad tomorrow---kind of a weird week for band names
7 days ago
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First workday song:
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Coconut
YouTube video by Manu Dibango - Topic
https://youtu.be/I8SHt3Mu_tI?si=Op8NJE86LYjWfFYE
7 days ago
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Post something random or you'll have the exact same May as you will if you don't post anything.
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7 days ago
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Danny Robins
8 days ago
Off to a barbecue. 10-year-old son: āIs it going to be one of those adult barbecues where everyoneās just āchatting?ā The word āchattingā could not have been delivered with more disdain.
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The franchise is not very good for many reasons but truly it's the appalling makeup that makes the Rhode Island Housewives show unwatchable. I've seen better makeup on bodies in caskets.
8 days ago
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David_j_roth
8 days ago
Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.
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I wish I could experience photosynthesis just once. I bet it feels great.
8 days ago
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I went to all the trouble of organizing an edging convention and no one came
10 days ago
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No one sends me more email than a certain well-known underpants company from which I sometimes order underpants. Twice a day or more. Underpants company is my best friend.
10 days ago
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This product's consumption was referred to, in my memory, as "getting mauled" and later a cheers to Tim Treadwell was included
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11 days ago
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my son uses "lol" almost like "stop" in a telegram
11 days ago
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really good first workday song. bummed I'm going to miss these guys when they're here later this month.
justmustard.bandcamp.com/track/deaf
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Deaf, by Just Mustard
from the album Wednesday
https://justmustard.bandcamp.com/track/deaf
11 days ago
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Happy May Day! Happy full moon! Happy anniversary of the polio vaccine! Happy death day to Antonin DvoÅĆ”k! Happy Constitution Day to the Marshall Islands, even though I made fun of you in a recent blog post! Blessed Beltane!
11 days ago
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A book of everything you could need to know
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln...
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Lincoln Library of Essential Information - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln_Library_of_Essential_Information
12 days ago
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One thing about me is that I will name folders "Whatever" and put items like "Do the stupid thing" on my to-do list and then not find it useful later. But will I stop? No!
12 days ago
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First workday song:
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Groove Yard (Album Version)
YouTube video by Montgomery Brothers - Topic
https://youtu.be/lFzwnwDMFvQ?si=Y9MhMApzPvxpIQll
12 days ago
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Men are way too emotional to be leaders
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13 days ago
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[to my friend, whom I love] you're on very thick ice with me, buddy
13 days ago
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holy shit. have fun listening and getting lost:
aschmann.net/AmEng/#Audio...
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American English Dialects
https://aschmann.net/AmEng/#AudioFilesOfLocalDialects
13 days ago
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"Gender reveal" lol. Babies are just baby gender. They dress baby-style and express themselves in a baby manner.
13 days ago
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These do not get their due, why are they so rarely performed
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La stravaganza - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_stravaganza
13 days ago
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d.ly
14 days ago
here is your horoscope for today
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Rick Carusoās Private Fire Crew
13 days ago
Incredible alt text, incredible turtle
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I hope it's acceptable to go to acupuncture looking like a gremlin because you're not getting me out of these sweatpants today.
13 days ago
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I hate when people get on my case for not attending work social functions. I have recovery reasons, mental-peace reasons, and energetic protection reasons. I also don't want to. Okay?
14 days ago
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Introductory clause of the day, from the ophthalmic literature: "Compared with spheroidal eyes,"
15 days ago
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I wish that the culture's most fervent, discourse-worthy censorship battles were not centered around Jimmy Kimmel, who is not worth all this fuss
15 days ago
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As a fan of all forms of cleromancy, I really like "surprise me" or "random post" buttons on recipe websites.
15 days ago
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First workday song:
youtu.be/EKyvH0oHd3g?...
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Coastal Brake (Lusine Remix)
YouTube video by Tycho - Topic
https://youtu.be/EKyvH0oHd3g?si=HuhrH4I7srOHM486
15 days ago
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Also I was evacuated (although in no danger) from a building today because of a shooting in the building next door to where I was, so this has just been a very shooty day and I'm fucking tired.
16 days ago
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Under-Babied Hat
16 days ago
Who could have imagined the reporters at the White House Correspondentsā Dinner would have wound up cringing in their knees on the ground
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deneb
18 days ago
demeter when her daughter goes missing
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First workday song:
youtu.be/YZ50HFc0-6Y?...
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AN HORSE - Postcards
YouTube video by AN HORSE
https://youtu.be/YZ50HFc0-6Y?si=Z3F25KCpChFe6to1
19 days ago
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I have to be honest. I don't care what the rules DON'T say. They should not have let Air Bud play, it is just too absurd.
20 days ago
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