I made a mild internet comment about a particular type of consumption (getting food delivered) that generates more waste than I am comfortable with, and the defensive replies would have you think I suggested all DoorDash customers kick kittens and pinch babies. People love their delivery, I guess.

First workday song: youtu.be/roQl_Q99BxQ?...

Everyone around me is in a terrible mood, and now so am I! Congrats bitches, you did it!

I saw this Ernie and Bert on an Istanbul street last year.

Once again I am professionally burned by assuming other adults can manage their own deadlines and project milestones

first workday song: youtu.be/7tfdjiBmSsU?...

Keep your calendars and diaries safe---there's a strange glitch going around where it seems that five years have passed? But it doesn't feel like it? Supposedly a patch is coming soon

First workday song: youtu.be/EKyvH0oHd3g?...

The milk may have been a teeny bit past its glory days and I used it for drop biscuits anyway. Hope we don't die.

Some fuzz for first workday song: youtu.be/TL2TUBZK8Ek?...

REVEALED: Yorkshire Pudding Just Bread

Love it when the marketing director says things like "we're going to reach out and touch them in multiple ways" because I am 12 years old

Red-tailed hawk spotted at Francisco El stop!

I have lived in the same house for 15 years and I still have to look up what ward I'm in. Ward numbers do not stick in my brain! (I know the aldercreature, though)

Antifa and a transgender were in the closet burning flags and I saw one of the flags and the flag looked at me

"Simply" and "if you just." This sign-maker is big mad!

First workday song: youtu.be/qthHlLyvplg?...

On a day like today (need to focus, feel unable), I miss my illicit supply of modanifil. Did it turn me into a joyless robot? Oh yes! And that's what I need right now!

First workday song: youtu.be/nFtm-mWUKVs?...

EVERYBODY SAYS IT'S GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME BUT IT'S BAD, STILL BAD! bigups.bandcamp.com/track/justice

Favorite soundtrack and first workday song: youtu.be/WUraLNrTVeg?...

Nobody ask me what's for dinner because I do not know. I'm a planner and usually I do know. But today I really truly do not know.

Short sing-along for first workday song: youtu.be/Y010uj7_-oE?...

Possum in the yard! Big beautiful possum! This is why it is sometimes okay to be up at 4 am

Very envious of this Rams player with the last name "Verse." Imagine your full name being a whole Youniverse!

First workday song: youtu.be/Hs27K1Sfvvk?...

I have had caffeine for Morning Reasons and just now some (real) Sudafed for Nose Reasons, which means things are about to get real crazy in the brain.

Apostrophes, goat agency, Automatic, gated reverb: mimismartypants.com/2025/10/01/y...

okay that's pretty good actually

it's important to remember a person in the fullness of who they were. jane goodall was also a scarf as outerwear style icon, and a babe

Happy October, btw

Sensory testing product of the day: usneurologicals.com/Item/ST_Snif...

STFU. What a joke

Weird how none of these drug shipments have been seized and paraded about on television

Stereolab Can Be As Effective As Adderall: A Single-Subject (Me) Case Report

First workday song youtu.be/4274oQhCmZw?...

modified cobra; this old boy wishes he were at yoga (also: your gun broke)

What should I do with my upcoming days of solitude? (Spouse and temporary-roommate Large Adult Son are going on separate trips.) Besides performing full-scale song and dance numbers for the cats, I mean.

I feel bad for the bodyguards that go with Elon Musk to the bathroom because I bet he takes forever to pee

Two of the extracurricular tabs I have open are Wikipedia entries for "Cleopatra Joes" and "Aspergillus flavus" and oh, those words all in a row so delicious! Oh, the raps I have been rapping!

First workday song: youtu.be/IGFseBg0ntI?...

Y'all created the difficult times

Reading about the last days of Benito Mussolini and taking hopeful notes

It is very hard to work alongside the sleepiest cats who ever did sleep. They are so sleepy and so sleeping and I am so not

I don't believe you.

First workday song: youtu.be/yx40usKB6r0?...

WebMD? Are you okay?

I hate stupid Instagram posts like "I won the husband lottery." Who in their right minds would play the husband lottery

yeah