Cheekface was right, too good to work for anyone

Same as it ever was

@cheekface.bsky.social ahhhh asdfghjkl omg !

Was a witness to some stupid ass behavior today

I am gazing into the mouth of this gift horse

One way to reduce stress is to meditate. Another way is to not live under a fascist government. This has been wellness tips!

When cheekface said too good to work in a business. Too good to work for anyone. I felt that

Ok cheesecake…

Somebody’s been eating crab at the bus stop again

Another great cheekface show! And I finally got a selfie with the band :) love you guys!

Tipsy at the shooooowww wooooooo

Three noodles pits down three to go #cheekend

Seeing @cheekface.bsky.social tomorrow and Sunday!! Call that the cheekend

Tfw the flight is too short for them to offer coke and biscoff cookies :(

Good morning, middle spoons

middle spoon is the new album by cheekface

I want a custom hydroflask that has my name on it. Why they spensive

Fucked up! at the bus stop

Got my middle spoon postcard today!!

Ah yes, the Seattle music scene is alive and well. I just got cornered and sweet talked out of a couple bucks for a CD I’ll probably forget I own.

Playing a cheekface radio station at work to vibe check my new coworkers

Well I’m having a bad month but at least tonight I can listen to the fifth fucking cheekface album on my way home from work 🎶 #middlespoon

the four things of the apocalypse

This month has everything. New job, birthday, death, new cheekface album,

Cheekface needs a xylophone

Too much happening this month

Cheesecake is in the house tonight

Finally got a new job holy shit

Cheekface was right, you should Venmo me when you get home so I know you are safe

Trying to find a new job but to paraphrase cheekface I’m too good to work for anyone

My Bug has a favorite toy that he has had several different versions of. It’s a hedgehog that comes in a bunch of fun colors. We have named every single one of them “Mr. Piss” for some reason.

Rip TikTok I’m glad I wasn’t addicted to you

I have “I should go back to school” disease again. For what? With what money? Ugh.

And so begins the last month of my 20s…

This Spotify playlist in a bottle thing cracks me up, who was I last January

Am I crazy or should I raise chickens

The algorithm knows about my reactive dog

When u find out your boss probably saw the dumb videos you made on TikTok three years ago o_o in other news I figured out how to make my profile private

take it from uranus

a very unhappy holidays to people who have loud phone conversations on the bus

POV you’re trying to be a crunchy mom but your son wants your French fries

Anyone have recommendations for some real good kitchen knives

My family is OBSESSED with the fact that I don’t drive. They have not left me alone about for the past 14 years. I think they’re kind of weird.

And now it’s waiting an hour at the train station time

Boat time

I need to get more friends over here on Bluesky. So far it’s just me and cheekface and a bot

Now that I have a better haircut I think I’ll be more active on Instagram… www.instagram.com/curly_simone...

There’s something about a good haircut though. Like, I can finally look in the mirror again?

I look bummed out in this pic because I am lmao, but at least I got a haircut 👍

Cheekface is on bluesky so now I’m on bluesky