It's All Smiles Eve, do you know where your teeth are? buff.ly/9XlBqQu

Oh, so now it's suddenly wrong to Gone Girl someone. Wow, ok, didn't know you were the judge of all right and wrong.

Alice Isn't Dead. A romantic horror story from Joseph Fink of Welcome to Night Vale. It's a road trip unlike any other. Listen to the podcast and get the novel here: buff.ly/Gd8hdbw

Want more Night Vale? A Patreon membership offers ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, director's notes, hangouts with the creators, a Night Vale book club, and even an exclusive members only patch and t-shirt. Also it's how we are able to make this show. Find out more here: buff.ly/xMR6tau

“A horse!” - William Shakespeare

Do you want people to stop in the street and be like "whoa, nice sweater" because that will happen when you wear this. buff.ly/7ykiq0n

Express your holiday wishes through some very normal cards with very normal drawings on them. Collect all four packs here: buff.ly/nelFkTF

Ask your doctor if they've read any good books lately.

Only two weeks left to submit your song! If selected your song will play during the Weather segment on Welcome to Night Vale. Find out more and submit your song by 11/15/25 here: buff.ly/ci0js6G

The Sun. A bright ball of fire? Or a dark abyss? buff.ly/y97TMcK

New Episode: Locked Library Mystery There has been an impossible murder in a locked room! Also, more importantly, it's the big Turkey Day sale at Ralph's. Listen here: buff.ly/crkZGJT Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Want it as a print? Buy it here: buff.ly/BOIU2tg

The Smiling God welcomes you. buff.ly/ULp5YUw

Tonight’s the night we disguise ourselves and threaten our neighbors for candy!

Detroit, we are live tonight for a SOLD OUT show at the Majestic Theatre! Cosplay your favorite Night Vale character, come as yourself, or sneak in disguised as that delightfully odd neighbor who talks to their plants. Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/HUxNdVp

New! Things may seem bad now quote shirt. Find it here: buff.ly/UA4emMN

Tonight, Welcome to Night Vale takes the stage in Toronto, ON! Tomorrow we are in Detroit, MI. See you soon! Ticket and tour information: www.welcometonightvale.com/live

Our Patreon is how we pay all the artists behind Night Vale - from our writers to our voice artists to our sound designer to the illustration for every episode. This show could not exist without our patrons. If you are not yet a Patreon supporter, please consider joining: buff.ly/QhrYXM6

They're a dime a dozen. By which I mean they are an incredible deal the likes of which we have not seen for decades.

Are you ready for the new year? Because it's ready for you. buff.ly/KaZXUBz

Our live shows are the beating heart of the Night Vale experience—where the story comes alive and you get to share the weirdness with a couple hundred friends (or friendly strangers). Catch us LIVE tonight in Indianapolis, IN, and don’t miss Toronto on 10/30! Ticket and tour info: buff.ly/YJeVLWy

A picture is still worth a thousand words, but due to AI slop, those words are all melting, illegible gibberish.

We are in St. Louis, MO tonight! Are you ready for Murder Night in Blood Forest? It is ready for you. Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/YJeVLWy

Don't miss your chance to see Night Vale live in Lawrence, KS tonight! Can't wait to see you there! Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/YJeVLWy

We are hosting an AMA on Instagram today! Submit your questions and get answers here: buff.ly/qqbJjoS

Have you experienced the Welcome to Night Vale TTRPG yet? Dive into Night Vale like never before, creating your own character, storylines and more. Find out more and buy it here: buff.ly/HUGTEkj

A letterboxd account that has reviews of all of your childhood home movies, but at least the reviews are all five stars!

Night Vale takes over Oklahoma City TONIGHT! Tomorrow, we’re bringing the weird to Lawrence, KS. Don’t miss the chance to experience the magic and mystery of a Welcome to Night Vale live show. Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/YJeVLWy

Horoscope: Scorpio

Dallas, the celebration continues TONIGHT at the Texas Theatre! Cecil and Tamika invite you to Blood Forest for the Murder Night Festival. Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/YJeVLWy Thanks to @krakenrum our official sponsor

Texas, are you ready to celebrate? We are too! See you soon. Ticket and tour information: www.welcometonightvale.com/live Thanks to @krakenrum our official sponsor

Make like a tree and let squirrels live in you.

We are back on the road See us live in Austin, TX 10/22; Dallas, TX 10/23; Oklahoma City, OH 10/24 & in Lawrence, KS 10/25. Bring a friend, aunt, cousin, or even that weird neighbor—no Night Vale experience required, just a love for strange & wonderful things! You’ll have a blast. buff.ly/YJeVLWy

In the past, the Faceless Old Woman was a young woman with a normal face, rising through the ranks of the European criminal underworld. In the present, she torments Craig, a hapless man in Night Vale. How are these stories connected? What is the Faceless Old Woman's darkest secret? buff.ly/chmOzZt

Dress for the job you want (Dracula); not the job you have (Office Manager at a Credit Union).

Goodnight room, goodnight moon, goodnight cow jumping over the moon, goodnight second moon, goodnight fake decoy moon, goodnight kittens.

Seasonal merch is back in stock. Find holiday cards, sweatshirts or even a New Year, New You t-shirt here: buff.ly/Ydt4S6s

We are so excited to announce indie rock singer and songwriter Mal Blum as the Weather for our live tour in January! Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/KccOh3L Find out more about Mal here: buff.ly/63e808C

Get your holiday sweatshirt in plenty of time for those holiday parties. Because everyone should celebrate All Smiles Eve. Find it here: buff.ly/zPvFdEF

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is continuing to go to my email job during These Times.

New Episode: The Big Game Let's have a look at sports. Listen here: buff.ly/Yg1ulkZ Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Want it as a print? Buy it here: buff.ly/YRl5dDp

We are live in one hour - come hang out with Night Vale writers Jeffrey, Joseph and special guest Brie Williams! buff.ly/eH1q2f5

Love spooky mysteries? Meet Esther, the ultimate Halloween fan—she’s got one night to crack a creepy curse on her town. Think she can do it? Find out: buff.ly/RN3h3AK

We are so excited to have Welcome to Night Vale writer Brie Williams join Night Vale creators Jeffrey and Joseph on the Patreon hangout today at 4 pm est. Not a member yet? Join here as Weird Scout or higher: www.patreon.com/welcometonig...

We are so excited for the amazing folk rock singer and songwriter Erin McKeown to join us for our October tour! Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/KccOh3L Find out more about Erin here: buff.ly/fT1KI7e

The world is not out to get you. That's paranoid thinking. There are, at most, three to fifteen people out to get you, working day and night on your downfall. Relax.

These amazing designs are available as a t-shirt, fitted t-shirt and a long sleeve t-shirt. Perfect for those warm days that fade into chilly nights. Dark Owl Records: buff.ly/IYGU1Nk Mostly Void, Partially Stars: buff.ly/tCzfZKX (also available as a hoodie)

YOLO - you oughta love oatmeal

Ever attended a live Welcome to Night Vale show? It’s an immersive experience that will bring you into the story in surprising and thrilling ways. Come be part of the magic. Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/KccOh3L

Ask your doctor how much they make. When they try not to answer, insist that you have to know "for medical reasons".

Two fun new bumper stickers! Find them here: buff.ly/lGvAVs5