I'm dreaming of a plaid Christmas, completely unlike the ones I used to know.

If you are looking for a last-minute gift option, give the gift of a weird and wonderful night at the theater. Night Vale's Murder Night in Blood Forest tickets are here. Memories last as long as you do, and not a second longer! buff.ly/pJCksbW

Happy Capricorn Season ♑️🐐

Happy solstice to all you round-earthers out there.

Did you miss the shipping deadlines? Love live shows? We have some great options for gifting: • Live show tickets: buff.ly/oNVXYPO • Audio recordings of our past live shows: buff.ly/UgHbcaO • Zoom recordings of past live shows: buff.ly/3waduAc

Hardly, a day goes by.

Did you know there are three amazing in-universe novels by Welcome to Night Vale co-creators Jeffrey Cranor and Joseph Fink? Find them here: buff.ly/eK8jN16

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From a lake you come and to a lake you will return.

Gift a Night Vale Patreon membership and your loved one (or you!) can enjoy director's notes, creator essays, bonus episodes, exclusive member-only merch or even be written into the show. The gift giver won’t be charged at renewal. Find out more here: tinyurl.com/wtnvpatreon

The perfect storage for your portable radio broadcasting set-up, or whatever it is you carry around. buff.ly/Ra8HWTG

Remember, it's two candles tonight, or 386 candles if you're still on last year's Hanukkah.

New Episode: The Story of Hanukkah What is more comforting than a familiar story? Listen here: www.welcometonightvale.com Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Want it as a print? Buy it here: topatoco.com/collections/...

Have you ever wanted to enter the world of NIght Vale yourself? Even though it's super dangerous and you'd likely end up trapped there forever. Great! Play the Welcome to Night Vale table top RPG today! buff.ly/37E9VGR

Cause I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is hailin' a taxi cab And the third one is flipping off the mad scientist for what he just did to me

Shorts. That say CREEPY. On the butt. (Also sweatpants and a baby onesie).

Give your favorite person the gift of a ticket to our live shows. Stuff gets old and breaks, but memories of a cool and creepy evening out are forever. Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/oNVXYPO

All the news that's fit to print. But like the British meaning of fit. We're looking for sexy news.

We recommend bigfoot, but whatever works for you. buff.ly/7wVGLGo

The Night Vale Community College sweatshirt. Perfect for chilly nights, desert nights, and nights when the sky whispers back. Get yours here: buff.ly/zKOzCtY

Unreasonable people can disagree.

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If you can escape the cycle of desire, there's a crisp twenty in it for you.

Love haunting, provocative novels? Try You Feel it Just Below The Ribs, by Night Vale co-creator Jeffrey Cranor. More into memoirs and love stories? Try The First 10 Years by Night Vale co-creator Joseph Fink and his wife, writer and performer Meg Bashwiner. Find them both here: buff.ly/izSNiuI

Are you ready to celebrate crows, ravens, and all corvids at the Murder Night festival in Blood Forest? ...Also, ICYMI, our live show in San Francisco, CA is now on Sale. See you in January! Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/PrvWoZX

I’m doing great {{citation needed}}

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Prayers up for your favorite radio host and scientist. Get your prayer candles here: buff.ly/mSNVwwK

Correlation is not causation? Not with that attitude, it’s not.

New Episode: J'Accuse! Everyone in town is pointing fingers and naming names. Listen here: www.welcometonightvale.com Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Want it as a print? Buy it here: topatoco.com/collections/...

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Dress for the job you want (Bog Witch) not the job you have (Regular Witch)

It's always Thanksgiving and never You'rewelcomegiving. Very rude.

Did you know there are three Welcome to Night Vale novels? Find out more here: buff.ly/LkZw02I

ABC: Always Be Chanting

The original travel mug. buff.ly/IckeidA

Shield your eyes from the sun, the moon and the dog park with a Night Vale bucket hat. Find it here: buff.ly/EEYYecM

Make like a tree and grow.

Sagittarius horoscope

Snuggle with Khoshekh this holiday season and beyond. Find it here: buff.ly/qdjTDuj

Knock knock. Who's there? ...who's there? I don't see anyone out there, but the knocking is getting louder and more insistent. Please, who's there, I'm scared.

A hilarious, heartfelt, and always entertaining memoir from Welcome to Night Vale co-creator Joseph Fink and his wife Meg Bashwiner, sharing the first ten years of their relationship—told from both sides. Dive into their story here: buff.ly/4Niu2ua

Join Night Vale co-creators Jeffrey and Joseph for a hangout today at 4 pm est. Chat about Night Vale, favorite European sedans or the best olives. Whatever you'd like. Just join us. Open to Patreon Weird Scout members and higher. Not a member yet? Join here: www.patreon.com/welcometonig...

The Night Vale Parks Department encourages everyone to be one with nature. This is your last chance to make it yours. Once this design sells out it's gone forever. Find it here: buff.ly/5yHAmKJ

Unfortunately, due to the economy, a penny saved is now 0.6 of a penny earned.

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Are you seeing double? The perfect phone grip for when reality splits in two. Find it here: buff.ly/q2f5SRU

"No worries if not!" I shout at a thundercloud.

On sale today! Murder Night in Blood Forest will be at Sketchfest in San Francisco, CA on 1/22/26. Join us! Ticket and tour information: www.welcometonightvale.com/live

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