True beauty is on the inside. In your case, that's a truly beautiful government tracking device.

Check out the last of this tour merch. Available until it sells out and won't be reprinted. buff.ly/EKKZ9ja

Thank you to all those who joined us for our live tour. We had a blast and can't wait to do it again! Watch the full video here: buff.ly/imITPl7

Once in a while, even a blind squirrel finds a passageway to an underworld dimension.

Co-hosts Jeffrey (Night Vale co-creator) and Cecil (the voice of Welcome to Night Vale), make horror films more approachable one die roll at a time. Listen here: buff.ly/j614M69

Whisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about. Now they have the power to destroy you, but they won't. This is what love is. Order Valentine's Day cards here: buff.ly/moPQD5t

*me, playing a stupid game* yeah but I bet the prizes are really smart though

New Episode: Witnesses A witness emerges in the murder of local angel and billionaire Marcus Vanston. Listen here: buff.ly/RTdaIp5 Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Want it as a print? Buy it here: buff.ly/Den5TT4

Get your glow on. Find it here: buff.ly/2cef28O

Before you go gloating that the world didn't end, just ask yourself: are you sure?

Check out other shows from the creators of Night Vale, including an exploration of the history of horror, found footage from an alternate universe, a road trip down America's weirdest highways, & learning about TV's greatest shows by watching their best & worst episodes. Learn more: buff.ly/Tmdq2rh

Alice Isn't Dead: Don't Tell Alice arrives April 13th! Join the Patreon now to read Joseph's production diary and help decide where Keisha goes as the show is created. Find out more about membership benefits here: buff.ly/ByyfbzH

Google Street View your town. An arrow points into your house. You click through your house. An arrow points into your head. You click.

Tonight is the very last live performance of Murder Night in Blood Forest. Join us at the Wheeler Opera House in Aspen, CO. See you there! Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/hcK35bl

Last chance for these holiday items! They disappear from the store after 1/31. Stocking: tinyurl.com/wtnvstocking Holiday cards: tinyurl.com/wtnvholidayc... All Smiles Eve Sweatshirt: tinyurl.com/allsmileseve

Tonight, Night Vale takes the stage at Boulder Theater in Boulder, CO. Tomorrow we are live in Aspen, CO for our finale live show of Murder Night in Blood Forest. See you there! Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/hcK35bl

Get in touch with your emotions? Yeah, that's just what Big Feelings wants you to do.

Cecil, Tamika and a few hundred of their friends just landed in Albuquerque, NM. Give them some love on stage at the KiMo Theatre tonight! Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/hcK35bl And don’t forget to look for Symphony (aka Tamika) preshow for fun fan and cosplay photos.

Fake it* till you make it** * counterfeit money ** go to prison

Who's ready to celebrate! See Welcome to Night Vale live tonight in LA at The Regent. Symphony (aka Tamika Flynn) will be wandering around to find her favorite cosplay and fan photo ops. Find her and say hello! Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/hcK35bl

Open your heart this Valentine’s Day to friends, family, and miscellaneous critters. We have 4 different packs of uniquely creepy and loving Valentine’s Day cards here: buff.ly/N7tFMQs

I've never been able to get videos on bluesky to work, but here's the trailer for Alice Isn't Dead: Don't Tell Alice www.instagram.com/reel/DTyHfql...

AQUARIUS: Water-bearer? More like What-a-Terror. You're spooky, Aquarius. I like that.

Cecil and friends take the stage in Sacramento tonight, then bring the fun to San Francisco (1/22), Los Angeles (1/23), and Tucson, AZ (1/24). Ticket & tour info: buff.ly/UAOk4FS Cosplay or come as yourself. Symphony (aka Tamika) will be in the lobby taking photos before the show.

Alice Isn’t Dead: Don’t Tell Alice, a new sequel series, is coming April 13. Listen to the trailer: www.welcometonightvale.com

Keep warm this winter with the Welcome to Night Vale scarf and beanies. Logo: buff.ly/Q8qKrMH Singing Birds: buff.ly/da5O5J9

"All things being equal" lol I'm gonna stop you there

Eugene, we are here. So close. Breath tickling your ear. See you tonight at the Hult Center. Tomorrow we are off to California. Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/ftOnTBP

Hello Portland! Seen any suspicious people lurking around? No? You will. Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/ftOnTBP

Big news! Big, lumbering news! Huge news covered in bulbous, oozing protrusions thundering towards us! Vast news blotting out the sun!

We are live at Neptune Theatre tonight! This show incorporates the audience in new and fun ways, so come be part of the fun. Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/ftOnTBP

Join us at the dog park for a game of peek-a-boo with the hooded figures. buff.ly/Vf9ZNHL

A sneak peak of our new Patreon only bonus episode, In The House Where I Was Born, is live on the Night Vale feed. Listen here: www.welcometonightvale.com Listen to the full episode here: www.patreon.com/welcometonig...

We are on our way to Seattle, WA to kick off the last leg of our show Murder Night in Blood Forest tomorrow. Do you dare attend? Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/ftOnTBP Symphony, aka Tamika, will be in the lobby pre-show to take pictures of fans and cosplays!

Life is a bowl of cherries. At least from here they look like cherries. Are those not cher- oh god oh god no

Ready for a fresh start? Find it here: buff.ly/xdH3ni0

A fun festival in the woods. What could go wrong? This January we are performing Murder Night in Blood Forest in WA, OR, CA, AZ, NM and CO. Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/ftOnTBP Don't forget to cosplay! Symphony will be in the lobby pre-show to take photos.

When you lose an eye, put it under your pillow. Next morning, you'll find an ivory bird totem. (It's your parents who do this of course.)

It's a sign of the times. Find it here: buff.ly/RclYCgq

We found a little piece of heaven here. It is black, smooth, oblong. It hums a soft, but discordant note, and we are afraid to touch it.

A murderer is on the loose. With hundreds of carefree partiers celebrating Murder Night, can Cecil and Tamika find the murderer before the killer gets them all? Ticket and tour information: www.welcometonightvale.com/live

New idea: competitive dreaming

What better way to express your love than a little piece of paper with weird art and a funny joke on it? Collect one or all four packs here: buff.ly/OYLCfMt

Did you know our live Weather for the January tour is the one, the only Mal Blum? It's a great night full of laughter and a murderer in a crow mask! Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/5W768Jp

Look at it from the raindrop's point of view.

Did you lose something? Find it here: buff.ly/9wWqPjN

Make no mistake.

The Welcome to Night Vale Valentine's day cards are back in stock. Collect one or all four packs here: buff.ly/OYLCfMt

Unfortunately, my New Year's Resolution is 240p

"I know it's hard to come to terms with, but loss is just the necessary other side of the coin of life." Which I thought sounded nice but it did not work on the Loss Prevention Officer AT ALL.