Our hybrid safety ratings are out of this world! buff.ly/qj22IIs

This meeting could have been an all-expenses-paid trip to a Caribbean island.

You're Invited! What: Murder Night Location: Blood Forest Celebrate: Crows, ravens and all corvids Bring: A friend (old, new or imaginary) See you soon. www.welcometonightvale.com/live

Who's laughing now? (You hear someone laughing, right?)

For a romantic date night Gino's is the place to be. buff.ly/v4vUNCI

Live by the sword, die by the sword, get buried next to the sword, Loving Husband to the Sword for 50 beautiful years.

The annual Murder Night Blood Forest celebrates crows, ravens and all corvids. But a masked killer is hunting the partiers. Can Cecil and Tamika solve the mystery before it's too late? buff.ly/ByQCJQT

Some half measures. buff.ly/UwotIYO

Is a shark a burrito?

New Episode: Hey, does anyone hear that sound behind the sky? Hey, does anyone hear that sound behind the sky? Listen here: buff.ly/4ZzhNQ4 Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Want it as a print? Buy it here: buff.ly/vhd6xu8

Expand your Night Vale universe with this bestselling novel. buff.ly/RHbLlCx

Love Night Vale? The writers, performers and behind the scenes crew love creating this weird little world for you. If you are able, please consider supporting the show on Patreon. It's how we pay all the independent artists behind it. Thanks. buff.ly/4mrMDFU

Turn that frown upside down. Now to the left a little. More. Keep going. All the way to the back. Yeah, that's it.

Celebrating life's greatest achievements. buff.ly/nplGkz3

Only one month away! Have you bought your tickets yet? buff.ly/ByQCJQT

Ah, that crisp fall air. That crunchy fall air. Love that nice hard crust on the fall air.

New Episode: Don't Tell Alice Part 1, Chapter 2: The Bluebird and the Saguaro Unfortunately you never lose the capacity for terror. buff.ly/B4rP5sp

Calling all past, present and future Scouts - these are for you. buff.ly/NJW2HRh

Maybe the fault is, in fact, in our stars. You know what? Let's blame the stars.

If you love Welcome to Night Vale, please consider joining our patreon. It is how we pay all the people who help create our friendly little desert town. Thank you for your support. buff.ly/4mrMDFU

Our live show, Murder Night in Blood Forest, is coming to Europe May 27-30! It's just Murder Night... in Blood Forest. What could go wrong? www.welcometonightvale.com/live

She's a 10, but she has eight legs/eyes and lives under your couch.

Be the hottest void on the beach this summer. buff.ly/0dVGN4Z

We are live in one hour. Come hang out with Night Vale co-creators Jeffrey and Joseph. buff.ly/4mrMDFU

Happy Taurus Season ♉️🐂

It’s always darkest.

Zoom hangout with Night Vale co-creators Jeffrey and Joseph today at 4 pm est. Ask them questions about the show, life or even favorite recipes. Open to Weird Scout and higher Patreon members. buff.ly/4mrMDFU

Bright, happy and fun beach towels for your sandy adventures. buff.ly/Bz1Uje7

Be the temporary & insignificant lump of organic material you wish to see in the world.

Announcing Hank Bee as the Europe tour Weather! Drawing on folk & country traditions while embracing the intensity of alternative rock, she will be a great addition to our weird little town. Join us for an unforgettable night of theater & music. www.welcometonightvale.com/live (photo @eva.prints)

Our newest quote shirt has arrived. buff.ly/7qi5kv1

Action Item: Become soil and/or ash Assigned To: Body Status: In Progress Deadline: TBA

New Episode: Our Ice Cream Truck of Infinite Sorrows Ice cream = Happiness* Listen here: buff.ly/w9LDVpM Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Want it as a print? Buy it here: buff.ly/eJ0Gp7V

The Welcome to Night Vale logo and the Summer Reading Program patches are great for bags, hats, jackets and so much more. buff.ly/kOBJIeH

Does chanting from ancient tomes written in prehuman languages count as reading?

New Episode: Don't Tell Alice Part 1, Chapter 1: Oh, and One More Thing I'm back out on these roads all right. Listen here: www.nightvalepresents.com/aliceisntdead

Fun pins to brighten up your bag, hat, clothing and more. buff.ly/nx7NWOo

ARIES: Happiness is just around the corner. Yeah, the one that leads to the tiny hole in a dark alley. Go in there, Aries.

Get the Night Vale TTRPG starter set pdf (and over 500 other games!) for only $5 by supporting the fundraiser TTRPGs for Trans Rights-Idaho. Back a good cause and get a ton of fun games, but most importantly back a good cause. buff.ly/2QznvFK

Alice Isn't Dead: Don't Tell Alice, written by Night Vale co-creator Joseph Fink, premieres on Monday 4/13. For ad-free episodes, and to start listening right now, join the Patreon here: buff.ly/cBUAiFg

YOU FEEL IT BELOW THE RIBS - a novel from the creators of Within the Wires - is a questionable account of one woman's contributions to the rise of The New Society.

The hills are alive.

A perfectly normal phone holder.

Patreon members now have access to the premiere episode of Alice Isn't Dead: Don't Tell Alice. Not a Patreon member? Join here: buff.ly/oWf28O3 Or wait for the public release on 4/13 and catch up on past seasons here: buff.ly/BVZfth9

Alice Isn't Dead returns on April 13 (April 6 on our Patreon!) with the sequel series Don't Tell Alice. Catch up on the original series here, and we'll see you out there on those roads: buff.ly/BVZfth9

Make like a tree and bark.

Our newest challenge coin. It's a coin you challenge with. Or possibly a coin you challenge? Unclear. Collect all three! buff.ly/FfweGhQ

An intricate, atmospheric Southern California detective story from the creators of Welcome to Night Vale. Starring Molly Quinn, Lusia Strus and T.L. Thompson. We are so proud of this one, we'd just spend the rest of our life writing new ones if we could. buff.ly/pFnYDwt

New! Wear this mysterious and beautiful bandana to make a fashion statement. Find it here: buff.ly/NR9z37p

Now if you look at this chart *points to chart where line goes down* things look bad. But with one simple trick *turns chart upside down so line goes up* not so bad now right?