as an animism enjoyer: if AI can feel me hating it, good. this actually my preferred outcome

(awake for two full days voice) i have been awake for two full days

This essay is a banger. houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/you-dont-n... (obligatory "wish it weren't on substack")

stop showing me zuckerberg dressed as john wick i'm already having an intolerably bad time

that new covid boost got me swayin, damn

got a ton of work to finish up tonight but i hear the rapture's tomorrow so like??

opening one more tattoo for october. gimme something weird. gimme something fuckin crazy

hey mods do you need me to get this imaginary tree stump's explicit consent to draw it and post it on your platform or what. what do i do here. i'm the one who made it exist but how do i get its permission to your exact standards

I'll never miss an opportunity to show off the tattoo Jessica designed for me nearly ten years ago. Don't be distracted by the fish flops I need you to focus

opening one more tattoo for october. gimme something weird. gimme something fuckin crazy

sometimes i get to draw a house

got threats for talking about eating lunch yesterday so if i get banned know it was for talking about eating lunch

now, time to take a huge sip of coffee and read the newspaper... *newspaper is rendered unreadable by coffee spraying out of a hole in my neck at high volume*

love when the person stealing the tires off my bike also leaves a half full can of energy drink wedged into my porch railing

i'm gonna rearrange all my fucking furniture tomorrow. i can feel it. i'm so mad about it

i can't take another letdown on this scale so i'm just not gonna think about it until i hear cheering in the street

today i made a choice and bought a book i've always wanted instead of groceries. i just don't get the groceries now. i think people do view me as successful

made a mala for my friend and it felt nice and came out very nice

tattoo design for steph. i love doing these, commission me for tattoo right now

been having a brutal insomnia jag the last couple weeks and reading a different novel start to finish every night. i want to die but Incidents Around The House was pretty good

i am trying to think of the last single image gig i had that paid $1500 in today money

couple months ago i cut this dead preserved butterfly out of its frame to make a drawing and put it on my pillow and it started to move and my soul left my body (fan was on)

Sometimes to calm down I will scroll through the @nightvaleradio.bsky.social episode prints and just look at them. @angrycomics.bsky.social is one of the coolest artists in the world and why she isn't like an Andy Warhol type person at this point is beyond me. topatoco.com/collections/...

there is a mosquito somewhere in my home. over the course of the day i have accumulated six bites including on one the palm of my hand. i can not find the guy. no one has ever suffered more than this

[trying to sext while suicidal] fuck babe you're gonna make me shoot ropes long enough to hang myself with 😩

Going to open illustration commissions but no matter what someone requests I draw a picture of myself with a gun in my mouth with the implication I’ll pull the trigger if they don’t pay even more, think this might be a growing industry

this was so much fun to draw it didn't even feel like work

look at my new precious friend. look at his beautiful body

when i was 10 i thought i was literally the only person who knew who tom lehrer was because his recordings were so old that everyone listening in the audience had to be dead by then. this didn't apply to any other musician for some reason and i hope he would've liked that

art is so vital and wonderful and i hate a lot of it very much

lotta reTHUGlicans in the SPITE house!! haha [i uncover my eyes with my tiny baby hands] did that kill them

WCK can use your donations. They are on the ground in Gaza, doing what they can in the face of a staggering and ongoing crime against humanity.

there are two items in this thrift store that i cannot afford but regularly come to visit like relics in a cathedral

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i pulled these baby spider plants off the big spider plant and it immediately made 13 more baby spider plants before i even planted these other god damn fucking spider plants. spider plants

[everyone on the internet] the female gaze is a floppy looking british man in the rain. his tie has come loose but not all the way undone. he is holding a tea kettle that belonged to his father who served in world war one but never talked about it. it has to be all of those things

two haunts for pille. i got one more haunt slot open!

i swear to fucking god

it is #makeaterriblecomicday2025 so i have done that

i wrote a theory of why we love binge reading about terrible stuff on wikipedia www.late-review.com/p/the-dark-f...

hi #portfolioday, i'm jessica hayworth. i'm a freelance illustrator specializing in surreal semi-horror, open for work of all kinds, especially book covers/interiors and gig posters! website: jessica-hayworth.com contact: [email protected]

hi #portfolioday, i'm jessica hayworth. i'm a freelance illustrator specializing in surreal semi-horror, open for work of all kinds, especially book covers/interiors and gig posters! website: jessica-hayworth.com contact: [email protected]

i'm gonna lose all access to any form of healthcare forever but at least i can put 2 lb of apples on afterpay

What can you even say that won't get you expedited up the "kill all these people" list

super great normal day to be looking for gigs but i am opening 1-2 more full color portraits this month and am still open for more little weird loose ones at 100 a pop!

opening one more full color and still have a couple loose!

messing around

Being a creative right now feels like being attacked with steel rakes every time you open your phone

Time lapse! 🎵"Devils Bath Boys" - Widdly 2 Diddly