There is a new comic about the Burger Creatures at wigu.club! It's part two of this story. The first part is below, the second part is here! wigu.club/posts/my-own...

Sorry I'm late I just spent 45 minutes trying to get a squirrel out of a netted-up peach tree. It chewed through the net and couldn't get out. It was yelling

GREATURES, LEVEL ONE kickstarting NOW www.kickstarter.com/projects/kcg...

This is why you should buy from topato.co! We don't need billions of dollars to avoid going bankrupt. Honestly just a couple hundred million would do the trick. It's like you're saving money.

Thursday, June 25th www.kickstarter.com/projects/kcg...

AOC wakes up, makeup intact, buttterflit flutter around. Dust motes dance merrily as she pours a perfect cup of coffee. "Time to write Jeffrey 35 emails"

The Admirals Club got me a Beloved Father Day present! It's like when Sequoyah delivered the Cherokee syllabary to the white settlers

Feeling very Fatherly today. Celebrating the Miracle of Fatherhood!

I'm the hottest person at the orthopedic urgent care at 8m on Saturday morning and it's not even close

BTW I'm working on a new comic for wigu.club but my calcific tendonitis is really acting up so hopefully we will have an update tomorrow!

I love my comfort zone so much. It's so good. We stan a comfortable zone

if you’re old enough to drink, come thru and see my skate deck i painted IRL. other local artists will be in attendance and i’ll be hangin too. all proceeds go to making a skatepark in Easthampton,

Also happy birthday Deathmole Jacques @ass.golf ! Remember that time we went out to the desert to kill Slender Man? www.wigucomics.com/oc/index.php...

Sometimes I come across one of these and think WHOA am I a PROPHET but turns out it just STAYS like this (comic from 2009) www.wigucomics.com/oc/index.php...

Money sucks, I hate money, I need money, I don't understand money, I'm making one continuous mistake, money is stupid, money MAKES you stupid, the only people who know how to do money right are fuckin miserable

Keep honking, my mom owns a store that sells replacement car horns and the landlord is trying to kick her out because it's too noisy and we're trying to find a new place but everything is so expensive

The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

Making whoopie is great and all but have you ever had a weird foot pain that you've had for years maybe, and you figured that's just the way it's gonna be forever, but then one day a piece of glass works its way out? Making whoopie is just *barely* better than that

A new comic has been posted at wigu.club. It's Crime Time. Time to figure out how crimes work in Hand Burger Land. wigu.club/posts/law-or...

Everything was always so obvious (comic from 2011) www.wigucomics.com/oc/index.php...

Happy #CallYourDoctorDay! My doctor is Dr. Monkey, he doesn't speak much but he's always got just the right thing for me, even before I got to say it to him, he's Just That Good. 🙈 topatoco.com/collections/wigu/products/wigu-drmonkey 🙊 @wigu.org 🙉

Going insane is so boring

I want to do a Backrooms please

These mushroom Oreos are the best Oreos. I wish it wasn't true but it is.

People like Kane and many many others that do care about human art and the creative process have been a beacon of hope while trying to navigate making art in this current climate.

AND THE AWARD GOES TO... ...The biggest donkus you know! Congrats on using up all the water on earth to generate a shopping list 🥳 🏆 Topa.to/wigu | @wigu.org 🏆

Oh look a new trophy you can put on your desk and look at while you try to disable all the ai junk! topatoco.com/collections/...

There is a new free-to-look-at comic today featuring a certain kind of guy. Here: wigu.club/posts/that-k...

Someone ordered a signed book recently and if you're reading this I hope everything went okay

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

Mister Sunshine

Please welcome to the stage... IDA HEUX POTATO! It's finally time to sashay our way through Pride Month, and our large swath of queer creators have MANY Pride and otherwise-themed goodies for you to peruse! We see you and we love you ❤️🧡💚💙💜 Happy Pride from us! 🏳️‍🌈 topatoco.com/collections/lgbtqia 🏳️‍🌈

I keep a running list of phrases that pop into my head that would make good band names or titles for albums and I just realized what else they're good for

If you haven't got the will to try and fight, maybe living among the creatures of the night isn't the best choice for you.

Can you imagine if Cloverfield happened today? The White House would post an AI video of Kid Rock spraying diarrhea at Godzilla

So what if instagram thinks I'm a huge-headed chubby guy whose pants don't fit right with a sick pet and a pool and an upcoming colonoscopy who's concerned about hair loss. Those aren't the ONLY things

God I love running out of something and remembering I bought a backup a while ago and momentarily feeling like the smartest person in my zip code.

Hi! Here's a new Topato comic about Time.

Roses are red, Worms are even smarter, I tried to draw Charli XCX but I drew

They stole the internet’s knowledge and all the work that went into it and they want to sell it back to us for a fee. What a business model.

In Idiocracy, President Camacho recognized the value of intelligence and wanted to save the world. Please stop comparing this to Idiocracy.

I'm very happy these days with my art and the community that's grown around it. I feel like the luckiest skunk in the world, paying my bills doing the thing that brings me the most joy. Just thought I'd share some positive sincerity, I think it can get lost in social media sometimes.

I hope everyone has enjoyed my troublingly large ganglion cyst Evelyn Wryst because it's our last night together. Until she comes back, probably.

Everything was based, and nothing was cheugy.

Going through old comics and DANG this is a good joke

It's Memorial Day and what's more Memorial Day than former Army deranged maniac Jack Reacher. He's basically the Easter Bunny of Memorial Day. New comic featuring old Jack at www.patreon.com/posts/happy-...

Haha! And thank you @squeatly.bsky.social for the art, it's SO GOOD!! 🥹

Today is my birthed-day but YOU get the present, kind of! I started a Patreon to get me to start making more comics and stuff. It is here: www.patreon.com/cw/wigu

Happy Hammerdown Protocol Eve to all who celebrate

I regret to inform you that due to a very recent incident, ACAB does now include Officer Twistoff.