People who enjoy or create AI cute/cool animal videos are like people who say ‘they must have been on drugs to make this’ about art. The real world isn’t good enough for them. Their sense of wonder is stunted. How devastating to be ravenous and never truly fed

[to tune of ‘Tell it to my Heart’] tap it on my tongue

Imagine being a groupie in 1965 and trying to get backstage to suck this guy off

A frictionless life makes a very sick adult.

Performing circumcisions by doing a tiny kamehameha

Pour one out for Dan Bongino

ditching the hassle of a Christmas card list for a much shorter and more manageable Christmas nudes list

This is some largely good coverage of today's decision, but it's telling of where we're at in the media landscape when a pretty significant and strong court ruling doesn't outbalance some newsrooms' need for "balance" and seeking a quote from far-right homophobes: www.thepress.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

party cock is in my mouth tonight everybody just habmgubmfinme

Same way I found out about Epstein

I feel intensely protective of art criticism in part because I grew up in an insular religious community and I have seen what unconditional positivity and support for every artist's every project does to people.

you'll spend your entire life thinking "that's not her, not really" and pushing the thought away. you'll never truly grieve. you'll become attached to a simulacrum, something that isn't your grandmother & never was; it will eventually replace her in your memory. you will live in hell before you die

(gently but firmly pushing away my catgirl's head) no! uh uh, no these are not for you these are *daddy's* cummies

thinking about mix CDs again this morning because of how much less effective the shared streaming app playlist is as crush fuel. what i’m supposed to Pine over my phone? give me a physical object into which to concentrate my Pining. give me the love object’s handwriting (!!!!) in the liner notes

unsurprisingly there are very few Salò gifs to choose from

if you're upset that Labour still hasn't taken an official stance on the puberty blockers ban it's important to remember that it takes a lot of time and effort to craft the most cowardly possible response

I can only say things like "a guillotine couldn't take away the head I'd give him" in front of friend group A. Friend group B gets "yeah, he's really lovely".

Volcano is a good movie basically because it's the only movie that recognizes the innate, superhuman heroism of major metropolitan mass transit agency employees.

[rolling up sleeves and sighing] guess this load isn't going to blow itself

found out where yer da lives

sometime very soon i fear being a weird horny gremlin will cease to function as a coping mechanism to dull the horror and anxiety of everything that's happening in my life and that's going to be brutal

feel like i need to have a week where i crash on someone's couch and force myself to go out for walks and visit places and socialise and do things. just take a week away from my current life to reset my brain

it’s not that the number 69 really is all that funny past the age of like twelve. it’s that it’s fun to pretend it is

greetings from windy but calming seatoun beach

doing an early christmas this weekend bc it's the only time we can get the family together. so lovely to have a chill little celebration with good food and minimal stress/formality

gooner thoughtfully compiling a list of the porn gifs he wants played at his funeral

hoping the stress and trauma of the last couple months at least gives me some hot grey streaks in my hair

ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life

i loom over you. i boop your nose. stop hitting yourself. i mean for you to snarfle up my pungent harvest. i intend that you absolutely motorboat it. i mean for you to nuzzle it. here comes the airplane. soups on. im dominating you with my various fluids. my precious

Excuse to post a classic?

happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it

me to my friends after a film: pure cinema. the use of practical lighting made everything feel so diegetically grounded. the way the palette shifted gradually felt so connected to the emotional temperature of the scene rather than being purely aesthetic. me on letterboxd: Wa waa Wee Wa

Weird how when a Boonta Vista hikikomori leftist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with BPD hoes and neckbeards in the notifications.

hey there, sailor. ive got a hole that goes ALLLLL the way in 😉

need to get this so i can see it the way my parents first experienced the film (on an 8mm print rented from the local dairy and projected on the living room wall) though i won't get the added bonus of my dad sneaking out of the room and back in with a chainsaw to rev during a quiet moment

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

Karen Chhour is quoted in this piece actively promoting conversion practices, after previously comparing gender affirming care to torture at Lake Alice. This coalition is evil. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

splitting my day up using the pornodoro method where I work for 5 minutes and then look at porno for 25

I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory

my promise to the american people as part of my 2028 presidential campaign,

freaking the fuck out and destroying a bunch of shit because there is so much beauty in this beautiful world

building a custom penis-sized wind tunnel in an attempt to break the Guinness World Record for longest foreskin

Jester’s privilege should be enshrined in the law and we should be able to use it to tell politicians and billionaires to go kill themselves

God it would just be so funny if during the whole 2016 election Bill was just constantly thinking stuff like “come on man you sucked my dick don’t be like this”

The President is a paedophile who will likely never face justice but please remember to never talk about what you think should happen to him!