someday i need to see if any remnants of my family's old flax mill still exist up in Tuakau. though given the paucity of records from the time the tricky thing may be figuring out exactly where it was in the first place

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

Letter to the editor: [the most unhinged shit you've ever read that is easily refuted by readily available facts. Also somehow admitting they are guilty of war crimes] Newspaper editor: I'm going to print this in my newspaper

Princess Diana be like

it's the final Lost and Damned Fast Bikes edit!! featuring Mr. Bean, the delights of baggy sagging, and the extremely ill-advised deployment of a rocket launcher

Trump takes fatal gunshot from 34 yo virgin male after Truth Socialing "Can a white boy say Inshallah real quick". Next 72 hours.

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

sorry its this one

two pictures taken 20 years apart

every time i see someone with a "normal" tv it's like a glimpse into hell

INTERVIEWER: I see here you've put "tsundere" on your CV

logging on

Every time somebody says the name "Rambu" in the Indonesian action movie Pembalasan Rambu

they killed Sora? okay but what is to be done about roxas 🤣🤣🤣I’m lonely

been seeing a certain amount of ‘LLMs are a tool like any other’ on the timeline recently. in the interest of contributing to a lively marketplace of ideas let me offer another perspective. LLMs can suck my dick and choke on it

My blueprint to reinvent the manosphere

there has never been a more perfect ancient baby

call me homegrown simpsons pornography the way I be riding BART

watching a youtube video where they had to blur out adam's dick on the goddamned sistine chapel ceiling and thinking this is a great world the tech industry has built us huh

As I get older I think about things like character, principles and dignity more. If you're using 'Zio' and you get a kick out of kinda-almost-maybe antisemitism, then you don't have any character, principles or dignity and you'll sell out Palestine as soon as some shitty podcaster says its Based.

good teachable moment for the undying reality that first amendment bosses always have politics that are, at a minimum, insane. look at larry flynt!

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

Ugly cone-headed pedophile reptile with zero interior life: I am the good guy of the world.

google gemini suggested emails are saving me hours of work per week and now I'm finally productive enough to put the gun all the way in my mouth instead of chickening out at the lips

There are good things in your future you can’t even conceive of. Before my 30s I had no idea how much pleasure I would soon get from walking around with my hands clasped behind my back

Monorail more of a 'Shelbyville idea' warns monorail salesman

Putting a this machine kills fascists sticker on the sybian and side eyeing everyone at the swingers club who doesn’t get on

gutted that mum didn't live to see the re-opening of Te Matapihi ki te Ao Nui, she was eagerly following every stage of the redevelopment having worked there for years before it closed. hard to overstate how much she loved the library and was looking forward to seeing it open

this week my brain feels like a loaf of bread left under a running tap

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

UNLIMITED DEVON REPORT www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Okay. Basically it’s what this guy doesn’t have.

Canadian Grindr rules. I swear to God, a guy just sent me a dick pic next to a Tim Hortons cup to indicate its relative size and proportion

being able to get a glass of whiskey at the barber shop has got to feel really good if you're stupid as fuck

thanks for showing me that short form video dude. seems like the person who made it was not very intelligent

got 3.2 standard drinks in me time to be extremely indecorous

how can the society that produced these images be so evil. how can so much beauty come from so much pain

oh btw guess which motherfucker passed his restricted license test last week

this city has been in a perpetual decline since 2008 but god i still adore it even now. i'm seeing them skate past Bats theatre and doing the dicaprio pointing gif

really excited to see @schlockvalue.bsky.social's distribution company @muscledistribution.bsky.social moving into physical media. Liz's curation and extras for other labels have always been superb so i'm very interested to find out what she's got lined up

The ads on Facebook are getting crazy

“Local Mom Stupid”

Wire mommy seems colder than usual. Wonder what I did to disappoint her.

the first known depiction of a robot on film (a previously lost Georges Méliès short) recently turned up in a box full of old nitrate reels and now you can watch it online www.loc.gov/item/2026125...