I am not saying this to be edgy leftist epic meme lord or whatever but: Elon Musk is a pedophile and must be stopped

today is bisexual visibility day i need all my bisexual followers to line up where i can see you i don't want to let any of you fuckers out of my sight BECOME AS VISIBLE AS POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW

@christophernolan.bsky.social Hello sir. I am jacking off to Batman Begins.

i know there's a bunch of you that follow me and i don't see you. you're not allowed to hide from me

Conservatives love to darkly say stuff like “you aren’t prepared for what’s next, we’re not going to be moderate anymore, you have no idea what you’ve unleashed” and then cry like babies when you call them fascists

today is bisexual visibility day i need all my bisexual followers to line up where i can see you i don't want to let any of you fuckers out of my sight BECOME AS VISIBLE AS POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW

jerking on (built different)

I am eight years old, I am at the Rainbow Springs Nature Park in Rotorua, New Zealand, a swan has just bitten me on the thigh and won’t let go, I am running around and screaming and the swan is still attached to my leg, somehow things get worse

Hello darkness you dumb bitch

throat goat

just spent almost 8 hours at the ED with my Mum while she got a mystery leg ailment checked out (she's fine dw) and i haven't eaten all day so i'm about to cook up some sausages that were best before yesterday

Streaming has let us control what we watch and when we watch it but the fact that young people nowadays will never channel surf and find Godzilla vs Monster Zero at 1 AM is a tangible loss to the human experience.

i feel like porno missed an opportunity when it got really into doing cumshots but didn't do those really over-the-top reactions to getting shot that 80s movies had. catapulting sixty feet back and over a balcony, etc. maybe the union stunt riggers were too expensive?

ONE COCKSUCKER VERSUS 20 COCKS (1 HOUR 32 MINUTES) | JUBILEE | (8.9 MILLION VIEWS)

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

i may not be able to fit my entire fist in my mouth but i make up for it with my quiet dignity and whimsical outlook

Hey Hutt folks, you may miss it when voting, but please don’t vote for Suzanne Levy! She sounds fine, but OOPS she runs the TERF organisation Speak Up For Women.

there's no contradiction between "hating trans people" and "wanting to fuck trans people". have you guys heard what men think of women

¿Y Tú Mama TAMBIÉN? ¿En esta economía??

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

There are more people in this subreddit than the rock and roll hall of fame subreddit

i think how we got here is that the right's favorite move is working the ref and the radical centrist's favorite move is self flattery that they could never be worked

i typed "need a baddie with an oral fixation or i'll die" into WebMD and it redirected me to a series of youtube tutorials on woodworking

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i typed "need a baddie with an oral fixation or i'll die" into WebMD and it redirected me to a series of youtube tutorials on woodworking

haunting image of an erotic cake with the tip of its penis bitten off alone on the table of a dive bar from a 1989 ladies birthday party vhs tape

the only advantage to buying an electrolyte powder i don't really like the taste of is that i'm chugging a couple glasses of it every other evening just to get through it faster. which is probably good for me or something

i'm feeding you little treats from my hand. there you go. oooh somebody's hungry

even when fully clothed i am spiritually completely naked. going hog out in my heart

[insanely prideful guy seeing what cometh after] it is time to come together and condemn the fall.

call me Salome the way I am requesting head

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

this one is for people who support sex workers or enjoyed Rocko's Modern Life

carpe DM

yeah of course sex is immutable, how are you gonna mute it when me and your mum are this loud

People say anything now. “Charlie Kirk had hoes”. No he didn’t. That’s not true

Get ready for some incredible "if it isn't the blowjob brothers" pics

smut: it's good

I would be a ride that Jarvis cocker wouldn’t survive. I would break that foppish little grandpa in half.

moment of silence for all the dolls who paid $5k for tracheal shaves cus i guess in utah theyre just givin em out for free

comforting to think that if i died today the value of my life could be easily measured by how much i loved others and was loved in return wouldn't it be awful if that weren't the case. imagine being the type of person who couldn't say that

Even the most cursory study would show you that this particular Pandora’s Box has not been closed for a single second of American history

My thoughts and prayers are with the families of all the posters who will get banned today. They made the ultimate sacrifice and we will honor their memories

an article asking whether it's feminist to use AI? i will get right around to reading that, but first, would you join me in the cellar for a moment? i have a lovely new cask of sherry of dubious origin i'd like your opinion on

*seeing any photo that contains more than one person, regardless of setting, subject or context* do you think they explored each others' bodies?