had heard some good things but unfortunately the Toxic Avenger remake is awful. dull, painfully unfunny, and totally lacking any of the low-budget charm or mean-spirited unpleasantness that made the original stand out. i can see why the distributor was going to shelve it

just watched Weapons and i'm sorry to say that it did nothing for me. appreciate a mid-budget horror movie trying to do something a bit different and i'm glad it found an audience but i fundamentally don't think it worked at all

When I was in Auckland recently my dad and I walked around his old High School where the same 'temporary' prefabs were there that were set up when he was there over 50 years ago.

the vastness and the malevolence of the forces arrayed against basic concepts of community, social order, and a baseline of shared truth. not sure how we allowed this to all just happen

'JD Vance talks to Charlie Kirk in hell'

it was wrong for little michael myers to stab his big titty sister. in my opinion

managed to watch five horror films today that never rose above the level of 'interesting but mediocre' the best was probably an obscure Japanese film from 1937 called Mysterious Edogawa Ranzan about an artist risen from the dead to seek revenge

realised i might be too online bc i suggested watching Alice Maio Mackay's T Blockers for movie night and partway through had to explain to my friend what a 'chaser' was

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

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had to rinse my brain off after watching the awful Halloween (2018) and Halloween Kills by revisiting the original for the first time in ages. god what a good film - a gorgeous example of efficient and economic storytelling

@indicator.bsky.social is having another one of their sales and there's nothing i recommend more than their astonishing Michael J. Murphy set. 26(!!) no-budget films - an entire life's work - presented with an incredible level of care and effort www.powerhousefilms.co.uk/collections/...

For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin. Here's the video of it running.

hey so i am going to lose my front teeth altogether if i can't get them crowned! i hate doing this but i have no other options, please help me not lose the two most visible teeth in my head

hit my line if you have big boobies

i love.... big boobies...

if God did not want us to use fidget toys then why did He in His wisdom create the foreskin?

very underwhelmed by In A Violent Nature. a set of interesting ideas that really needed to be better thought out at every stage of production. i appreciate the ambition but it doesn't work

the endpoint of chatgpt and other llm chatbot interfaces is a cohort of people who don't really live so much as they are on a sort of guided tour of their own lives, who have more or less totally abdicated agency and responsibility in favor of a step by step template of how to pretend to be a person

Dangerous combo for some (not me, I am really cool and chill and not scared of hot women at all 😎)

opposite of no nut november is poundhogs day

THE DUMBEST ASSHOLE YOU EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE: Artificial general intelligence is just around the corner. I’m going to develop it. I’m afraid of it.

hey check it out tee.pub/lic/goatwang

even a broken dick is right twice a day

Crazy how with these people it's always AI that's "here to stay like it or not" and never like gender affirming medical procedures or something

wow turns out can fit way more of my fist into my mouth than i thought i could

moved on to the Laphroaig so it's definitely going to be a fun evening

should i have eaten dinner before drinking an entire bottle of soju? well yes but that's neither here nor there

you think you can hurt my feelings? I had braces and a jaw expander in grade three nobody even knew what they were looking at to bully me properly

met someone who told me that they don't like "female comedians" because all we do is talk about sex. and honestly, it made me SO horny and flexible

another birthday has snuck up out of nowhere. not doing too bad for my late-30s

What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

not been a great year for many things, but it has been a superb year for @boontavista.com episode titles

Żuławski's Possession is the film i've spent the most money importing a fancy copy of and i swore i would never spend that much on a single film again except now i'm looking at this and considering doing the same thing for the same film all over again secondsightfilms.co.uk/collections/...

Step one: engineer a recession and cancel infrastructure projects. Step two: get mad at people for not having a job thespinoff.co.nz/politics/10-...

if you do not want to see bowser's penis you should simply post something that is more compelling,, welcome to the "marketplace of ideas"

here's a clip of a guy's giant cock literally exploding while Unchained Melody plays in the background. have fun

cinema in general suffers from a severe lack of wuxia sex battle scenes

In all seriousness, the "LLMs are people and you're racist if you don't like them" shit is the natural endpoint of a consumerist society in which consuming and fandom are the only modes of identity-building many people understand. Finally, a product no one can tell you not to love.

My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho

It's always wonderful to talk to @demilardner.bsky.social about Ms. Pac-Man's beautiful body 💅

being trans, being fat, being disabled -- these things will teach you who people are in their heart of hearts, often within seconds of meeting them.

by “edible arrangement” I mean “nerds rope bouquet”

excited(?) to revisit one of the first insane HK trash films i ever watched in gorgeous high definition far more of a bizarre sexploitation film than you'd expect given the title

So. WINZ is requiring me to go see my GP again to confirm that my permanent health condition is still permanent, an enormous waste of taxpayer money and health system capacity. I spent 20 mins on hold this morning trying to get through to my Dr's. Every 5 minutes, they suggested booking on the app

YODA: circumcised are you ME: That's a private matter, Yoda. YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda. YODA: take off your shorts you must YODA: show it to me you will YODA: going where are you YODA: your penis I must see YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be YODA: mmMm