I’m excited to share a new resource to help people keep doing great work in the face of harassment: safetytoolkit.nz I created the Toolkit in collaboration with Tāhono & Amnesty NZ, and it provides a tangible guide to navigate coordinated campaigns of harm & false information. Please share widely x

listen to boonta vista

a Curt McDowell film getting a proper restoration is a major event in itself, add in the other three gems and this is a huge deal Muscle Distribution out here doing essential preservation work that deserves your support

sad to hear of the passing of keir starmer who died from jacking off his hideous little pebis too hard and going hog wild on that nasty thing. I hope he finds peace

"I asked chatgpt and this what it said" ok well I still believe there is a beauty in this world that often shocks me into silence

CAPERCAILLIE LAMMERGEYER CASSOWARY youtu.be/gbSH4buA8Hw

staff at the libraries put together a lovely memorial book for mum filled with thoughts and memories from colleagues and patrons and i'm still kind of wiped out from reading it

nooooo don't post about discourse your so sexy aha

so fucking SICK of stores selling Sanrio products leaving out my boy Hangyodon. Pompompurin I’ll kill you. Pochacco are you fucking kidding me with this shit. I know how to make mustard gas

just hit all the falsettos doing New Born by Muse in karaoke and my vocal chords are still intact which must count as some kind of miracle

when i die i think it would be nice if all the flesh was stripped from my bones and compacted into a little meat cube for the sake of portability

was wondering why i felt catastrophically awful today then i looked at the calender and realised it's been 5 months since mum died lol

scary movie looks funny

too many guys in the self-suck community do it for selfish reasons (wanting their dick sucked) than purely for the love of the game (sucking dick)

live now: the 7 hour long premiere of Shadelock's gargantuan edit of every successful mission in Fast Car GTA 4. youtu.be/2SfVrvDUxgQ

i am earnestly of the opinion that everybody involved with the making of this film should kill themselves

"all cooking is difficult" is fundamentally an incorrect statement. we cant cede ground on this because it shuts down all discussion. if you dont know how to make a nutritionally acceptable meal in under 40 minutes for less money than doordash it's because YOUR parents fucked up.

hey if you live in NZ and want some niche rare coloured vinyl or picture discs i've got a bunch of stuff listed on trademe at the moment for decent prices Appleseed Cast, Laura Marling, Xiu Xiu, Pharmakon - whole range of different things www.trademe.co.nz/a/search?mem...

sometimes the internet is very, very good

such a thing does, of course, actually exist

the last 5 minutes of this are one of the greatest cascading catastrophes i've ever seen in a Tom stream editing this was great fun but may have inflicted some trauma upon me from repeated exposure to Funiculì, Funiculà

Jk rowling naming an australian character

Ah man RIP to Rudy Giuliani, after several hours of agonising wanking he busted a nut that cleared out a kidney stone in his urethra which ricocheted off the motor inn bathroom tiles and blew his head clean apart like a hollow point round

God dude this mizzenmast sucks shit. If I get asked to hoist it one more time I'm gonna go fuckin postal

Putting this out there for those who need it

This reminds me of the late John Marsden, who wrote books for teenagers that were full of awkward sex and morally grey themes, and people doing bad things for reasons they believed in, and he was by far the most popular YA author in Australia for basically my entire schooling

rudy's bayou birth control new ep w/ @tomwalker.bsky.social out now! youtu.be/a-zo-rOjjOM?...

People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who might have been startled just a moment before biting into a big fully dressed hot dog. Journalists who may have reflexively squeezed the bun and sent the sausage sailing across the room into the delicate champagne tower

on their fucking minibikes again the neighborhood teens are. call the police i have.

a fun thing to watch is pornos

the very first video i ever edited for Tom was a cooking simulator stream and it was such a delight to dive back into that chaos for this edit a truly delicious series of cascading catastrophes. nobody does it like Tom

The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

*rolls ur foreskin up into a ball*

in honour of his 80th birthday here's Tim Curry in the brilliant but underappreciated Dennis Potter TV play Schmoedipus (1974)

what more can be said

came across this video I made six years ago that I unbelievably never found any application for

RIP Matty (2005-2026) a beautiful little boy with a grumpy demeanour but a big heart. he lived a lot longer than any of us expected but we're very sad he's gone

sitting on my hand to make it numb so it feels like somebody else is gently stroking my cheek

someday i need to see if any remnants of my family's old flax mill still exist up in Tuakau. though given the paucity of records from the time the tricky thing may be figuring out exactly where it was in the first place

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

Letter to the editor: [the most unhinged shit you've ever read that is easily refuted by readily available facts. Also somehow admitting they are guilty of war crimes] Newspaper editor: I'm going to print this in my newspaper

Princess Diana be like

it's the final Lost and Damned Fast Bikes edit!! featuring Mr. Bean, the delights of baggy sagging, and the extremely ill-advised deployment of a rocket launcher

Trump takes fatal gunshot from 34 yo virgin male after Truth Socialing "Can a white boy say Inshallah real quick". Next 72 hours.