This is a high effort video for a minor league hockey team. I have no choice but to respect it.

im playing Shadows of Doubt RAT DETECTIVE MODE with hissuniverse

"chat shit, get banged" is a great one too

i love keeping up with what new slang young people are coming up with/popularizing because its just a good way to stay fluent in my native language and not get beefbrain and turn into a facebook uncle, but one of my fav things is hearing more and more usa zoomers adopting UK slang verbatim

OH!!!! we should have a dog show!! we should get a bunch of entrants (you guys), you get a week to breed the BEST wobbledog you can, and then we have a big stream where we put all the dogs in a ring and pick winners in various categories and an overall winner. judges arent allowed to enter obviously

streaming drawing Problem Glyphs and Wobbledogs automation on twitch.tv/threeliza

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#WOBBLEDOGS GENOME SWAP MEET please reply to this post with your own dog codes, all dogs welcome, a screenshots or description is nice but not required

yeah me too

Wobbledogs Genome Thread - free dogs here. if you import my dogs let me know how they do, it's always fun to see

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HY-... the YouTUbe AI upscaling(?) process is causing screen artifacting on some videos that is a potential seizure risk. if you spot a video with this bug, please comment and let the uploader know, because it appears to be unpredictable and hard to screen for

are you ever overcome with the powerful urge to buy colorful little plastic fish

lately i've been rocking a 1/4 tonic solution (7.5 g NaCl, 0.3 g KCl, 1.1 g CaCitrate, 0.2 g MgCitrate, and 0.8 Glucose in a gallon of water), and not only is it tasteless and refreshing in kind of a balanced way, it provides a reasonable facsimile of drinking the watered-down blood of one's enemies

for some reason Wobbledogs has an incredibly powerful photography feature now

he does this irl too, i have to gently make him sit to the side whenever im doing medical stuff because Nurse Grim always wants to help

When I got my CHF dx and they put me on fluid and sodium restrictions and all the various meds, I was a constant syncope risk until my doctor was like "we never do this for patients like you, but I'm going to raise your sodium and fluid intake" and I've had like zero issues since lol

i'm streaming Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor with @bobelady tonight, please drop in and help us keep track of this sensory feast of a game, it helps to have multiple people to act as spotters - www.twitch.tv/bobelady

developing a public health hypothesis about the relation between salt being demonized as a food ingredient and the way everyone in the USA seems to be chronically, critically dehydrated since about 2008

i love that regardless of what we do in healthcare we’re always like “and of course drink plenty of water when u get home” bc 100% of people are dehydrtaed at all times. not because it necessarily has anything to do with what u came in for

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if the thirty year olds on era don't know about no mutants allowed then there's no hope for the children of tomorrow

hopefully bringing all the manufacturing back from overseas won't require importing any goods or materials from overseas!!

googling What are factories made of and frowning

are you people seriously still saying "reskeet". goodbye see you in another 40 days or whatever

was outside with the dog last night around midnight and heard distant human screams. sounded like someone having a lot of feelings very loudly, not like an argument or a violent situation. because I didn't want this person to get shot, I did not call Seattle Police Department

also if any Russians are following me I have a question about the price of a common medication in your pharmacies (legal, over the counter). this question does not involve me asking you to traffick anything I just want to know the retail price

if any POTS people or anyone else has leftover pyridostigmine (Mestinon) and can priority mail it let me know. I'm not going to be able to get my stupid doctor to renew my prescription until nearly the end of the month, and shipping from anywhere else is going to take longer

remember when I said ten years ago that a gimmick account predicated on the idea that women knowing things about computers was a funny joke probably was both stupid and morally bankrupt

for example, that it exists

make me an offer. i have no idea what else to do with this thing

in emergency medicine they have a saying, "they're not dead until they're warm and dead", referring to the tendency of hypothermia patients to seem dead-dead until warmed up. but the principle applies very broadly. they also hook everyone whos sick enough to get a bed to saline for a reason

sometimes you go to the nursery to look at plants and everyone says you’re so pretty and well behaved and then you get to have a little snack in the parking lot. and also the dog had a good time too

"ONE OF MANY MANEUVERS" https://bonequest.com/9461

"ICE CORE EXTRACTION" https://bonequest.com/9474

"SOME TIMES" https://bonequest.com/9476

"NOTHING AT ALL" https://bonequest.com/9490

It’s funny, I remember having an issue of The Comics Journal from 2000 about webcomics, and there was this one old panel from there, one guy says “goddamn hiccups!” and the other guy says “they are CALLED French people!” & that defined my adulthood humor.

Anyway, once again, if you hear of part time jobs in the bay area (ideally east bay) in harm reduction, the arts, the lit industry, or honestly anything that isn't food service or corporate retail I am lookinggggg

correct, that was me. jerkcity has officially called for a print version but my publisher declined. if someone else is interested in picking it up please contact my business manager @simonberman.bsky.social