Time to recite the incantation

Haha I'm being Raptured! This is wonderful, ha ha goodbye losers [It is revealed that the events of the film Nope are happening to me] fuck shit

Ok but what meds can I take to give myself more autism

A Handy Guide [1/4]

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

double down, you stupid motherfuckers, every car dealership, personal injury firm and local franchise is about to get inundated from the angriest fucking libs you have ever met in your life demanding they stop advertising on sinclair stations

...knowing Jəsse's the author (& that gender-affirming care practitioners are well aware of his biases & tactics) utterly changes the meaning of the last paragraph. without attribution, it makes it sound like the authors are suspiciously dodging the question. in actuality they know he's a bad actor!

If you haven't seen it yet, please consider this post a sign that you should go watch Polite Society. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRFM...

I’ve had steady employment since I was 15 years old, I’ve worked like 15 different jobs; sales, retail, manual labor, hospitality, automotive, graphic design, animation… The ONLY job I’ve ever had where paying people 30 days AFTER the job was done (& late even then) is normal? Comics 🙃

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Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

To be clear what I ACTUALLY want is for them to make a new one of these guys

so the Economist article isn't attributed an author. but someone in the replies of this 🧵 tipped me off that it was Jəsse Singal. & it turns out that it was, which in retrospect isn't surprising (as he's one of the ppl who would never answer this question):

recent ghosts

Need a Monday pick-me-up? Here's what you get if you look up the Tesla showroom where we held Seattle's first #teslatakedown protests ✊🙌 Remember: Every act of rebellion pushes our lines forward. And you have friends everywhere.

Chat, what do I do when my lesbian parents are fighting and we are stuck on a ship

who else keeps getting messages from their beautiful wife libby

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

Down to the hours… time is moving fast. www.kickstarter.com/projects/448...

Idk it feels like something is shifting. This tweet was also the language of the AP push alert, and just now the Times chimed in:

New York friends! Here’s my NYC tour stop! Please RSVP via the eventbrite link. See you there! www.eventbrite.com/e/offsite-tr...

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I was part of a couple of meetings last week where I thought: "yup, people are braver when they know others have their backs."

a big hamburger

theunfamiliars.site/comic/30/ Page 30! Everyone's a cactus now.

tfw i come on here to tell everyone i have a new, obscure soccer history deep dive coming soon

🥁 Our #BestOfTheNet nominations this year go to... 🥁 @rukman.bsky.social for 'Planting Trees as Graves' inner-worlds.ghost.io/inner-worlds... @mererain.bsky.social for 'Concealment Failures' inner-worlds.ghost.io/inner-worlds...

I will admit to counting crows flying overhead in case of a bad augury. I toss spilled salt over my left shoulder. I touch iron. But I SUPER don't believe in "The Rapture". Satan himself could show at my house and say it's real and I'd laugh

This Rapture's Eve remember to leave milk and cookies out for the sinners. They'll need the calories for the orgies.

Another little animation test. Sometimes Roberto overthinks so much when making decisions that he ends up turning into a loading screen! 🦈🔄

It was our pleasure to animate the Undertale 10th anniversary logo for the stream! Here is a little thread showing the various versions. First is the normal one. Always excited when there is room to animate confetti.

Me saying goodbye to one person at a function before leaving

I'm back, baby!!! With what I do best, to get back to the pace of things - #Magik / #Angela / #MarvelRivals / #BRart

I cannot emphasize this enough: The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent. They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so. Doomers are not realists.

Do you think a depressed person could make this?!

"Are ghost candles a fire hazard?" Is that a real candle that looks like a ghost or a candle in another plane of existence that looks like a ghost and was lit by a ghost or did the ghost light a real candle in our plane of existence and the appearance of the candle is irrelevant. Help us help you.

We have inadvertently referenced Star Trek.

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

Nemesis Knight - linocut try [ #art | #medieval | #linocut ]

Making a difference in the world, one trivia contest at a time

I'm on vacation, and during trivia this morning, the host asked a question that he has never gotten a correct answer for: "In medieval England, what was used for currency for rental agreements?" His unbroken streak ended today, all because I follow @greenleejw.bsky.social That's right... Eels.

Finally gotten around to trimming my following list of people who haven't really used the platform in at least a year that aren't mutuals, only to immediately follow a bunch of new people

returned home from my two week long sci fi writer's residency at banff centre for arts & creativity. it was life changing, & i am overwhelmed by the trajectory it has set me upon. special thanks to my cohort leader, @aijiang.bsky.social, & additional mentors @amalelmohtar.com & @premeemohamed.com

No matter how well we think we know dinosaurs, there's so much left to learn. New blog from me about Spicomellus, a dinosaur that knew spiked collars are hot. 🧪

Can’t believe I FINALLY have an occasion to wear my velocirapture T-shirt tomorrow

Knights of Guinevere is cool and rad and we love seeing 2D animated pilots If you want *even more* 2D animated indie goodness?? Watch Monkey Wrench, episode 5 is JUST AROUND THE CORNER. No better time to catch-up than RIGHT NOW youtu.be/8i18HXAa1uY?...