I love this stupid movie

HOT BOYS! QUEER SAPPHIC AWAKENINGS! GRISLY MURDER!

in Munich’s queer neighbourhood the lesbians stop and the gays go

SURF'S UP! Dumpster Raccoon Cinema’s QUEER SLASHER SUMMER CAMP SERIES crashes on w COMEDY HORROR PARODY CLASSIC – PSYCHO BEACH PARTY! Poster by @montadrew.bsky.social! A delirious parody of the Malibu surf-rock craze w horny energy & a cheerful queer pluckiness! revuecinema.ca/films/dumpst...

our vampire tour of Europe has brought us to MUNICH!

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a thing i haven’t quite cracked in Romania is why the water is all “WATER - you know, for your BABY!?!”

yeah the urinal is haunted

i did not get the CURSED NIBBLES but i did get the FROZEN SINS which Alex is helping me with

ngl Corvin is my new favourite European castle

we are now at ROSE’S MYSTERY HOUSE, which is an aggressively horror themed cocktail bar, including flickering and swinging lights, an animatronic owl and a haunted urinal and a teen girl in a skeleton bride costume walking around i love it so much

This movie is so dumb I love it ^_^

I tell you vhich one you can use, just need a little sample of your blood

have seen some wild bathroom signage in Europe but tonight’s cocktail lounge is a new one

SURF'S UP! Dumpster Raccoon Cinema’s QUEER SLASHER SUMMER CAMP SERIES crashes on w COMEDY HORROR PARODY CLASSIC – PSYCHO BEACH PARTY! Poster by @montadrew.bsky.social! A delirious parody of the Malibu surf-rock craze w horny energy & a cheerful queer pluckiness! revuecinema.ca/films/dumpst...

we are crossing the Carpathians southward through the Transfagaras pass towards Peonari Fortress, but are encountering some…local traffic

catching a new ballet of OTHELLO in the square in Sibiu. I particularly like Othello’s cadre of ninjas.

what’s going on with this grave/epitaph - Chronos on the left, but what is on the right? a youth, with travellers bag, staff (or sword?), and…urn? jar?

it’s been so many days but i still look out the window like: Jesus Christ

visiting CORVIN CASTLE - the brief prison of Vlad Tepes (and the filming location of NOSFERATU) !

we are in a Transylvanian goth club underneath the city. it is: very loud

today we are going to investigate the Transylvanian salt mines in Turda - operating since at least the Middle Ages and possibly much much older

we are up in the Carpathians in Sighisoara - the preserved medieval Saxon town where Vlad Tepes was born !

now hang on

up in the Carpathians, crossing from Wallachia into Transylvania !

vampire tour continues! today we are skirting the fields of sunflowers and corn around the Carpathians outside Transylvania to head from Bucharest to Targoviste !

In Romania on the next leg of my vampire tour (look now @arsduo.bsky.social is here!) visiting the final resting place (?) of Vlad Tepes, my nice good friend who never did anything wrong more pics to come!

NEXT STOP ON MY VAMPIRE TOUR: I HAVE TOUCHED DOWN IN ROMANIA!

TICKETS 60% SOLD OUT!

it’s me, the human air cargo

apparently flying out of “Stansted” tomorrow does anyone know….where that is or how to get there

ok so i had to go off-roading today at the graveyard to find the graves i needed bc they were behind some construction and i ACCIDENTALLY found the private grave of someone VERY COOL and it made me sad but also it was nice to say thanks to them for being neat

The community is in distress.

the Heaviside Layer has always been very real

Hey so this was outstanding

up! up! up! past the Russell Hotel! up up up up to the Heaviside Layer!

up! up! up! past the Russell Hotel! up up up up to the Heaviside Layer!

why are they all…the same panelists?

i have anti-hoes in several area codes

HURRAY the boys do be stinging tho

alright where’s good fast food in london i am standing near the harry potter chud circus

I got a sunburn and I think I stepped in poison ivy going into a section of the cemetery I think I wasn’t allowed in BUT I found the fucking Rossettis!

London is screaming something sports happened

all right time to look at some old shit

gosh i do love london. I love a city where if you wake up too early it’s like “what the fuck” like yes it’s me one of those morning perverts give me nothing girl i hate me too for this

after a week in Whitby it’s nice to see gays again alas my internal clock is still on Elderly English Pensioner Time

after a week in Whitby it’s nice to see gays again alas my internal clock is still on Elderly English Pensioner Time

i have been on a hot train all day looking forward to a cold hotel room that does not exist and i wish to eat a gun

my London hotel room has no AC i guess I’ll just…sleep in the shower ???