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10 months ago
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Coming up on 24 hours with no internet.
about 16 hours ago
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I would like to formally apologize to my high school drama teacher who had to endure my audition using Christopher Guestâs ânames of nutsâ monologue from Best in Show.
1 day ago
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My internet has been down all day so who looks stupid with their blu ray collection now? Without these discs I would have had to do something productive today. HA!
1 day ago
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Oldest selfie on your phone. This was the day after I moved to LA in 2013.
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1 day ago
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Imagining Nathan Fielder in a Pluribus situation.
2 days ago
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Why am I paying America Online $2.50 an hour for these pitiful speeds?
2 days ago
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FĂlm
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3 days ago
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Rhea Seehorn is on my television.
3 days ago
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Life in 2025
4 days ago
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Why is no one ever surprised when I mention I was a leash child?
4 days ago
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Gamifying the salad bar by putting prizes in some of the ingredient bins.
4 days ago
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A producer I freelance for on the side just posted about his excitement to create AI movies.
5 days ago
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The horrors have been placed on a temporary hiatus yet I remain silly.
5 days ago
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Congrats to this man whose Deluxe Collectorâs Edition of Shin Godzilla arrived today.
5 days ago
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Engineers at meta trying to keep the internet afloat while Debra keeps posting:
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5 days ago
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No burger people died on my watch today.
6 days ago
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Middle aged man bangs.
6 days ago
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Yeah, you could say Iâm a pretty hardcore gamer.
6 days ago
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6 days ago
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I would never be cast on Survivor because I talk about Godzilla too much and the Paramount Skydance Corporation doesnât have the rights to him.
7 days ago
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Letâs GOO!!!!
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7 days ago
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Yâall are giving him Vietnam flashbacks.
8 days ago
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Guiding
@muffinchips.bsky.social
on a trip to the Pacific Northwest.
8 days ago
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Still not enough to burn off all the Totinos I ate last night.
9 days ago
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Fred Krueger could never get me. I havenât had a dream since 2011.
9 days ago
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Ahh! Spooky!
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10 days ago
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Turn that shit UP
10 days ago
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I hate straight Halloween. What do you mean youâre Kike Hernandez? Youâre just wearing a generic Dodgers shirt.
11 days ago
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Living the dream!
11 days ago
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Itâs October 29th, which means you only have TWO DAYS left to watch 1988âs Belgian masterpiece RABID GRANNIES before Halloween.
11 days ago
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Pour one out for the subpar lazy joke skeet I had to delete because resist libs found it and went, âYeah!! Repost!! Weird comment!!â
11 days ago
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ChatGPT? No, I donât need a computer to lie to me and give me psychosis. Iâve been doing that just fine by myself all these years.
12 days ago
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Brb. Regressing into the culture of my youth.
13 days ago
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They should do a season of Survivor with 18 castaways named Linda.
13 days ago
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Tomorrow at work I will be talking about A House of Dynamite the same way Tracy Letts talks about âthe ball gameâ in A House of Dynamite.
13 days ago
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I have been graced by a new litter of babies.
13 days ago
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Hello ego, my old friend.
14 days ago
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reposted by
Feed My Blaine-kenstein
Luncheon Lad
14 days ago
Itâs wild when someone doesnât like to watch movies from the â30s and â40s right now, because GUESS WHAT theyâre all about fascism and VERY RELATABLE
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Boyfriend is asleep, so you know what that means. đđ Ohhhhh yeaaaaaaah, Blu Rays with the audio commentaries on.
15 days ago
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âYouâre the meme!!â - three different people at this party I have since dropkicked
15 days ago
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Me everyday looking at posts on Bluesky:
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16 days ago
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My Halloween costume is coming along nicely. If I can find the final pieces I need tomorrow then it could potentially heal all of this nationâs problems.
16 days ago
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17 days ago
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I got down on one knee and asked the boyfriend if he wants to take the next step in our relationship but he said no he doesnât want to do a two-man horse costume with me.
17 days ago
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Laundry commercials make me sad. Each actor was once an improv kid with a dream.
18 days ago
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No AI was used in The Brutalist for Alessandro Nivolaâs knockers.
18 days ago
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Ok let me get one thing clear up front: I do not actually intend on doing this. I plan on being one of those people who trains too hard and is bestowed the sweet painless release of an aneurism.
18 days ago
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Donât make me announce what Iâm getting during tomorrowâs Criterion Collection 50%-off flash sale.
19 days ago
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Forgot my headphones at home so I was forced to run my 6 miles on the treadmill with nothing but my thoughts, terrible gym music, and an inaudible basic cable cut of Predator 2 on the tv.
20 days ago
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That dude looking at his own body:
20 days ago
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