BANGARANGA

I don't understand the point of Instagram adding Instants but most of them are puppies or adult men with pup hoods on so I guess we'll take it

The Italian urge to have spaghetti al pomodoro at 9:30 AM

Omg

Happy Mothra's Day

JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.

YES…HA HA HA…YES!

The best thing about being an adult is that if I decide that today twix and pretzel sticks are lunch then that's what they are

Godzilla vs Biollante (1989)

God I love me a good tv show that takes place on a remote island.

Middle-aged

I got stoned and I just ordered an ice cream sandwich on doordash 😭

We will be exposing our entire military force to experimental gamma radiation in our new Hulkification process. Yellow, indigo, and violet hulks will then be euthanized to avoid having a gay rainbow in our ranks.

1) Dangerous Liaisons 2) Memories of Murder 3) Malignant 4) Rebecca

Wow you’re handsome and funny. Can I lick your butthole

I have no choice but to conclude that this was a watershed moment in my homosexual life

I'm afraid the new Madonna single slaps

Me awake in bed at 3 AM looking at my phone after I promised myself I would go to sleep early

Would make perfect sense if these two homosexuals finally win her the Oscar

One of these days I’m going to get unbelievably stoned and write my Josie Packard spinoff pilot where she’s trying to navigate life, love, and career in the big city *record scratch* as a wooden knob?!?!

I am obsessed with Bleak Beach

Good evening adult Internet sons

We as homosexuals need more psycho-biddy horror

Michelle's 15-season-long inability to understand what a family resemblance is actually supposed to look like remains of the unsolved mysteries in gay culture

Mmm soft pretzels

I think I’m in some sort of Langoliers situation.

Twin Peaks: Fumio Yamaguchi.

Name one (1) PG-13 rated horror movie that is actually good. I dare you

The Marty Supreme blimp has been euthanized.

Joachim Trier you are a studmuffin

Wagner Moura with a slutty little earring on the gay ear.

Starting a petition on Monday to rehome Jessie Buckley's Oscar to Renate Reinsve's living room

My version of the “tonite queen?” meme

The most important 40 second in the history of music

18 weeks of training 26.2 miles 4:19:01 - beating my goal by 59 seconds

It went from 32 to 66 degrees overnight and my narcolepsy does not appreciate it

I've been on this train for 10 hours. It has broken down twice, is now almost 4 hours late, and the whole ass locomotive IS BEING REPLACED AS I'M TYPING THIS. Tell my parents I fought until the very end. Oh! Forgot. A kid directly to the other side of where I'm sitting shat himself an hour ago.

There are at least 4 white women over 60 in this Amtrak train car all playing Candy Crush like nothing else in the world matters

Why are all train conductors big bearded hot men? This should be studied

Love it when I order food and they put like 4 forks in the bag, no Janet I'll be eating all of that thanks

Love bread

The hottest thing a man can do is shave my head every day cuz IT TAKES SO LONG WTF

What's up

Spending the next 8 hours watching Sanremo listening to 30 goddamn songs in a row

One minute of me playing WuWa but I'm incredibly st*ned

theres our big man

Twin Peaks: Leo Johnson.

My new national anthem