This is the best thing I've ever done this is my legacy

RIP Sally. Icon, legend, God-tier Oscar campaigner. Gonna rewatch Anna tonight.

Gay people be like "she saved my life" and it's just the Japanese exorcist school girl from The Cabin in the Woods

No one: Jacob Elordi in Frankenstein:

Despite what you might've heard, All's Fair is actually IT

It's 5 PM why does it looks like midnight outside. Who asked for this. Who needs this

Listen to your dad and go vote today

Instead of for The Fighter Melissa Leo should have won the Oscar for the scene where the Korean terrorists beat the living shit out of her in Olympus Has Fallen

RIP They don't make them like that anymore.

In my mind this is what I look like

When the two of us get together.

I'm so excited and st*ned for this

Come make me an espresso martini and sit in my lap

Gay vertical drama series are horrible/amazing I just finished watching My Mafia Pilot Boyfriend and there's one called My Serial Killer Lover

They should do a season of Survivor with 18 castaways named Linda.

Omg I am so st*ned AMA

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

If I see another Sherill or C*attatelli ad I'm gonna write in Glenn Close for NJ governor

Officially insured my Barbie collection 🤡

Google Maps: In 2 miles, stay on the same road. In 1 mile, do not exit. In 500 feet, resist the temptation to diverge. Bestie, stay. Also Google Maps: At this literal fork in the road, figure it out.

I love this man and his commitment to giving us THIGHS no matter the month or the season

🚨CRITERION SALE FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS🚨

Still thinking about her

Y'ALL.

Seated for Wake Up Dead Man circle prayer starts NOW

Yum yum

Celebrity Traitors UK is a GODDAMN DELIGHT

Blessed and highly favored

I'm st*ned and I just learned about the Capitol Hill mystery soda machine in Seattle

I screamed

HIGHLY recommended

I'm also available for free and i have a stache

Father and son things

Gonna get st*ned and watch Karate-Robo Zaborgar

Bro night with the bros watching COOL DOG (2010, dir. Lerner) @muffinchips.bsky.social @stompingkween.bsky.social

Started rerooting my first Barbie, this is my dorodango now

Recent discovery, criminally underseen, totally amazing, De Palma could never

Bella where the hell have you been loca?!?

You are telling me that in October 2025 during spoopy season Malignant is not free to watch on any streaming service and I have to get off my couch and walk 5 feet grab the blu-ray and put it into my PS5??

Just a suggestion

Hi bottoms

Frankenstein Re-Animator Aliens Necromancer Cure Escape Room Saw Candyman One Cut of the Dead

Accepting suggestions for horror movies to watch for my annual 31 Nights of Spoopy beware I've seen everything

One of those days where I just wanna go home and spend 2 hours curling my Barbie's hair

If you know me you know why this is my most anticipated movie of the year

Just free roaming it on my lil dumpy

🇸🇪 Expressen reports that Felicia Eriksson, who has previously participated in Melodifestivalen 2024 under the stage name Fröken Snusk, will participate in the 2026 edition.

I'm gonna get st*ned and drive around aimlessly in Mario Kart World

Sex dreams about your friends are so weird ᵃⁿᵈ ᵏⁱⁿᵈᵃ ʰᵒᵗ ʷᵗᶠ