Such a nice day. Sleep well 😘

Alright, who wants to kiss me at midnight?

Lift with your legs

Hoses

Thanks for allowing me to just like chatter on here. I know, it’s my account and everything, but when you are as neurospicy as me, it just REALLY helps. It’s such a good outlet, because your brain can continually become deeply, deeply cluttered with shit!

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Remember to pay your rent :)

🌊 #nakedbeach #gaynudist

new year being ushered in on #humpday feels like an auspicious, if not an outright hopeful start to 2026 for me, personally 🤞🏻🥺🥹 and in that spirit: I hope someone can come help me with this 😈

It’s snowing

Before seeing a special chiropractor, I used to have bad scoliosis, which resulted in pretty severe seizures. Then after a super bad car accident, I spent a lot of time in the ER due to the seizures increasing. It was a total fucking nightmare. Absolutely insane chapter of my life.

Get goonected with your bros bateworld.com Art by @sillynubcat.bsky.social

Someone needs to come lick my balls

This reads like a threat 😅😅😅

Oh hey!

one of the joys of being an adult is realizing that when your body needs a salad but your soul needs pasta you can literally have both and no one’s gonna stop you

Long overdue restoration of gay powers 💅🏻

I bet Winona Ryder is thanking the gods she won’t have to yell/scream, “Will!” anymore. Her vocal chords must be so tired of doing that.

Calling my ass OUT 🤣😂

lol she’s such a lil weirdo like her dad

Anyone down to dissociate?

It is sad when you stop being the one to always reach out first, and then the entire connection just….dies. Uncomfortable, but important realization that you were carrying the entire thing.

Come cuddle up with Dad, let's beat the cold off together, champ!

Not ashamed to say that I teared up watching this. This show, despite its low points, has been one of my very favorites and helped me with heavy life-related stuff. Sad to see it go, grateful it happened.

Time for sleep, let’s begin the playlist!

Cum watch the sunset with me

#MCM #MonochromeMonday

Can the world like calm down. For like 10 mins, maybe. Please. I’m so goddamn mentally ill, and would like to experience fewer drastic mood shifts lmao

Flossie, the world’s oldest living cat, has celebrated her 30th birthday.

Princess Mononoke 🐺🌳

[quote this and show ur balls] 🔥🔥🔥 lets go 🔥🔥🔥

and sorry to anyone who appreciates music in the background, I cant 😬 🙂‍↔️

Socks stay on during sex 🙂‍↕️

We need to put the hardcore porn back up on the TV screens

the only photo i took this christmas whoops

Is this okay for ffc?

Sometime about lust, something about cleanliness and godliness

Happy 29th birthday to the talented Dylan Minnette.

puppyboi

More movies need penis in them

Snow day! Time to stay in and snuggle

Can you guess who’s inside me?

Snow day yeah yeah

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You can be critical of a thing, and still enjoy the thing. Remember that

Bought my boyfriend Astrobot for Christmas. Started playing and now I can’t stop. It’s so fun and cute.

This Airbnb has a bathtub