Y’all are really confident of Nicole’s politics, aren’t you…..

Being jerked around like crazy, and not in a fun way

One day I’ll be able to keep a personal calendar accurately. ONE DAY!

One day I’ll stop second-guessing everything I say in a group of friends, but that day is not today

I fear I do not like it here that much anymore, and I still can’t use Twitter without feeling icky, and so I’m just not using either lately 🤷🏼‍♀️

Mostly mildly unimpressed by new shit

Someone buy me this, I’ve been a good boy www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dvd-a-hist...

Had to do a minuscule amount of work for a show that hasn’t officially been picked up for yet, and even just that felt great

Breaking News: Elder millennial queer man loves new Robyn single!

I got out of PREDATOR: BADLANDS less than 2 hours ago and I’m already struggling to remember details. Fun but there’s nothing much beyond a sugar high there.

watched some sumo

All it takes is a couple of online strangers being too familiar for me to debate erasing my whole online presence

Refreshing Deadline like a maniac waiting to see if this show I’m up for gets officially renewed and I can finally break my unemployment streak

I’ve been coughing so hard the last few days my ab muscles are literally in agony

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

Would’ve rather the night had more dicks out than fists out, but here we are lol

Sylvia Browne senses a spirit in the room

Me: I don’t like my costume Friend: You’ve got a fat ass, just wear a T-shirt and a jockstrap and call it a day.

I feel slightly feral so if you’re gonna be in WeHo tonight… look out

HALLOWEEN ranked (I watch these movies a lot, so it’s ranked by what I actually put on every year)

Kill me

My Halloween costume is kind of a nothing but my boyfriend had a really strong desire to be something specific and we came up with something stupid for me to go with it. I’ll just get my ass out or something to distract everyone.

Boo

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How often do you think about Heidi Klum as a worm? Because I do… a lot

I keep getting very minorly, but annoyingly, sick every time before something I’ve been looking forward to this month. Whether it’s a head cold, or bad stomach aches, it’s just always something and that pisses me off!

He's not sacrificing an entire group of people for political reasons because he feels pressured. He is very securely the governor of the biggest state in the country. We can assume he says and does hateful things because he's hateful.

I’m good at kissing

My thighs jiggle in a way I find aesthetically pleasing

Send very good job vibes to me this week. Like truly push positive vibrations with your brain in the direction of California please.

It’s wild when someone doesn’t like to watch movies from the ‘30s and ‘40s right now, because GUESS WHAT they’re all about fascism and VERY RELATABLE

My Popeye’s biscuit was moist and fluffy today. Someone up there loves me!

It’s crazy that being a top with a fat ass just baffles so many people.

She works so damn hard and is run to the ground. Put some respect on her name

We were on the Universal backlot and a bunch of younger dudes passed by on bikes, the leader looked at me and flashed me a peace sign and as I was waving I realized it was Justin Bieber

So wild when people have identical convos with my boyfriend and I like we don’t talk to each other or something

Career prospects have been abysmal so maybe post thirst again anyway

Me every Halloween: I should play a horror game this year. Also me every Halloween: But I’m scaaaawwwwwwed!!!

It’s always an interesting tactic to co-host a podcast with someone you don’t know very well and seemingly don’t like at all

Same

I need inspo for a cute ghost costume

I am drowning financially and the desire to just stop kicking is rising

Only in the gay community can you say, “No, I’m not that 25-year-olds type because I’m not my father’s age.” And I think that’s beautiful.

Took a good thirst trap and automatically almost posted it here before I remembered I’m reformed 😞

Halloween ready

I put on The West Wing pilot just to pass time while I ate last week and now I’m on episode 19 of season 1 and show no signs of stopping