Jorge Caldera
@jorcald.bsky.social
📤 7392
📥 1478
📝 3695
from under the desk of:
I need a board of directors for my life to make decisions for me
about 1 hour ago
5
49
1
This life would be so much easier if I had a portal.
about 11 hours ago
3
40
1
I miss Chicago drag
about 13 hours ago
1
33
1
I hate when so-called gay bars have sports or HGTV on their TVs instead of music videos
about 13 hours ago
25
646
8
The homosexuality of it all
about 14 hours ago
4
45
0
gay bars play one Robyn song that isn't Dancing on My Own challenge (impossible)
1 day ago
9
95
1
Working out at the bathhouse....underrated
2 days ago
5
96
0
Announcing something you make as "dropping a new SKU" is so..
2 days ago
1
31
1
Reheated nachos......
4 days ago
0
19
0
And I'm supposed to believe that Kip's actor is a heterosexual man?
5 days ago
13
54
0
He's so annoying and an attention seeker omg
5 days ago
2
29
3
We need more drama on the skyline
5 days ago
12
47
0
I bet he doesn't even live in Boston
6 days ago
1
34
2
Someday soon I'll hopefully have time to go to the gym again.
6 days ago
2
37
0
Made a big ass sandwich for dinner idgaf
7 days ago
2
68
0
Where are your eyes supposed to be looking when you take a mirror selfie?
8 days ago
14
56
0
Let this remind everyone that Latin American countries do not have true sovereignty as long as the Monroe Doctrine guides US foreign policy
8 days ago
2
49
3
Pitting oomfs against each other in my head just for fun
9 days ago
9
78
1
Sorry I didn't mean to look like that today
9 days ago
1
22
0
reposted by
Jorge Caldera
Brown Anthony™
9 days ago
Me reading my own posts
1
318
21
More restaurants need pu pu platters like please just give me a little of everything
9 days ago
6
65
0
The urge to retweet everything Wuf tweets
9 days ago
5
42
0
I get so spiritual when the perfect song just happens to be playing in the background.
9 days ago
1
34
0
10 years later, "hoverboards" are nowhere to be found
10 days ago
3
57
3
I wasn't ready for the Kaytranada thirst trap dump???
10 days ago
0
17
1
reposted by
Jorge Caldera
Wuf
10 days ago
This is the year gay guys wake up that topping is not requisitely dominant, nor is dominance inherently masculine
7
322
28
Someone I know just posted a Q2 dump, so I guess their fiscal year starts in July
10 days ago
2
37
0
I love how YouTube music has comments because I love yapping about songs
10 days ago
0
39
2
Let's keep this train rolling
10 days ago
26
652
8
reposted by
Jorge Caldera
lerrrgan
10 days ago
january 1 coming right after december 31 is truly darksided
5
102
3
When an alt follows you and you become a detective
10 days ago
4
105
1
reposted by
Jorge Caldera
Babbar
10 days ago
Happy another year to us!
0
15
1
youtu.be/3Uo0JAUWijM?...
loading . . .
ABBA - Happy New Year (Video)
YouTube video by AbbaVEVO
https://youtu.be/3Uo0JAUWijM?si=pFn388klyXakk4FD
10 days ago
0
21
2
2025 was overall good to me, but I'm exhausted and want to leave some shit here and move on
11 days ago
0
30
0
reposted by
Jorge Caldera
Joshua Owen
11 days ago
Manifesting a new Sade album in 2026.
5
92
4
Executive dysfunction in not knowing what kind of 2025 wrap up to do. Someone give me ideas
11 days ago
1
21
1
David Archuleta gay dating app, leave the community alone. We've had enough
12 days ago
2
37
0
You're too pretty to have drop ceiling foam tiles in your selfie
12 days ago
2
54
0
Subjecting people I hate to Balkan beach club chill pop covers
12 days ago
1
20
0
oomfs on the skyline were like "well at least so-and-so's not on here being annoying" not realizing that so-and-so *is* here
13 days ago
1
27
0
reposted by
Jorge Caldera
Celery Man 🥬
13 days ago
tired of people trying to pass off their genAI slop as "art". it's not art. it is hollow visual noise without any emotion or intention behind it. you did not make it. and no, generating queer AI slop does not somehow make it art. queer slop is still slop!
13
718
104
What's this white border, solid background pfp trend and how do I join
13 days ago
5
57
0
I'm texting other boys and telling them about you
13 days ago
8
67
2
Heteroguys are like: let me just confer with reddit to see if I like this
13 days ago
0
76
1
Sometimes the smell of a space will send you to a save point in your life, but you can't pinpoint which, where, and when.
14 days ago
1
54
2
What is it about turning 70 that turns a man into a 10 year old
14 days ago
6
38
0
Had a dream that Katseye released a good song
14 days ago
6
56
1
reposted by
Jorge Caldera
Compounds Plural
15 days ago
Only when the sun sets can the stars play.
0
9
1
Why are multiple oomfs visiting Boston while I'm gone? Did y'all coordinate?
15 days ago
5
31
0
Bundled down or bundled up?
15 days ago
44
786
11
Load more
feeds!
log in