Buenos días 〰️🌞〰️

Is this parent bothering you, king?

Traffic is caused by people who can't think ahead, and I think their licenses should get revoked <3

I long to be where the land meets the sea

I think we're *all* visual learners

Why did we abandon the red recording light with smartphone cameras? When did we become so comfortable with surveillance

I love when it's not hard but not soft either

Only in Europe will you find a diverse group of police that look like they're from a copaganda Netflix show

Why'd your heart color change do you hate me

I kind of want to make "This is AI" stickers to just slap on posters, billboards, etc.

Why is pain so hard to describe

j'aime le train :)

It almost feels like empathy is something that needs to be violently taught if it's not already learned

Live love Damm Lemon, Barcelona ya regresé!!

The most ignorant people you'll meet online have their phone font size set to max

Only the most fragile f*gs will be so quick to file a police report for harassment when they're called out for using AI...that's crazy!!

Wait I think I know that gay next to Tim Cook

Not the Deal or No Deal EY accountants

What did John Oliver say that they muted out?

I just think The Studio is a very industry plant show regardless of how good it is. It's just Apple flexing its budget and contracts

Prompt skeets are so back

Thank you for oversharing I actually really need you to do that more

Sometimes an entry fee becomes a donation and that's okay

The new Sophie Ellis-Bextor album is such a tasty treat mm-mm-good

When was the last time any bike lane opponent even sat on a bike (spin class does NOT count)

That upcoming Alex Chapman remix of Wet and Wild is going to change lives (mine)

I just realized the harp melody at the beginning of Telephone is supposed to be a ringtone

The line between "visualizer" and "music video" is becoming very frustratingly blurry

Maybe try 4 sets of believing in yourself and see if you hit a 1RM

What's the hottest way to hold a phone in a mirror selfie?

Ohhh Rochelle this is about to be your big one I'm tuuuuuned in

Why are my Bike jockstraps the shittiest ones in my closet? Didn't they invent them?

It's a beautiful morning to overthink about the things that make me happy

This is Kobe for people who've never been loved before and hold irrational hate and fear of people that have love and compassion in their hearts

"a moment of silence for-"

This day turned around I feel so invigorated now!

Okay but the orange iPhone Pro is a beautiful color, and the only design change it needed was for the camera layout to resemble the Pixel's

Why did all of my body rhythms fall apart after having a Celsius on Monday

I want a device with an e-ink display that has the entirety of Wikipedia (25 GB) on it

Now that I was blocked for no reason, why would you share a newsletter article online and not entertain curiosity and questions about something fully relevant?

Sunny disposition, partly cloudy mind

I can feel summer dying, and it's breaking my heart!

It feels so good to get your rectum checked a year after an incidental finding that led to surgery and getting told it's looking great 🥹

What happened to campus rec centers? Why do you as an undergrad student have a gym membership to just lollygag around?

I maybe looked through my bookmarks a handful of times in the 15 years of using Twitter mostly because I couldn't organize them

Let me stay on non-intellectual gaysky before I have a bad experience with a faceless, terminally online person

i think in a past life mr beast was a farmer and i was his cow. i believe he hit me, milked me, and stole my calves from me. there is something that breaks in my heart every time i see his name or face.

Oh bookmarks!! We're so back

It's feeling so Selected Ambient Works 85-92 today

And the award for best album goes to the only person in the building