Jorge Caldera
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Announcing something you make as "dropping a new SKU" is so..
about 2 hours ago
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Reheated nachos......
2 days ago
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And I'm supposed to believe that Kip's actor is a heterosexual man?
3 days ago
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He's so annoying and an attention seeker omg
3 days ago
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We need more drama on the skyline
4 days ago
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I bet he doesn't even live in Boston
4 days ago
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Someday soon I'll hopefully have time to go to the gym again.
4 days ago
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Made a big ass sandwich for dinner idgaf
5 days ago
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Where are your eyes supposed to be looking when you take a mirror selfie?
6 days ago
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Let this remind everyone that Latin American countries do not have true sovereignty as long as the Monroe Doctrine guides US foreign policy
6 days ago
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Pitting oomfs against each other in my head just for fun
7 days ago
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Sorry I didn't mean to look like that today
7 days ago
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Brown Anthony™
7 days ago
Me reading my own posts
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More restaurants need pu pu platters like please just give me a little of everything
7 days ago
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The urge to retweet everything Wuf tweets
7 days ago
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I get so spiritual when the perfect song just happens to be playing in the background.
7 days ago
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10 years later, "hoverboards" are nowhere to be found
8 days ago
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I wasn't ready for the Kaytranada thirst trap dump???
8 days ago
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Wuf
8 days ago
This is the year gay guys wake up that topping is not requisitely dominant, nor is dominance inherently masculine
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Someone I know just posted a Q2 dump, so I guess their fiscal year starts in July
8 days ago
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I love how YouTube music has comments because I love yapping about songs
8 days ago
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Let's keep this train rolling
8 days ago
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lerrrgan
8 days ago
january 1 coming right after december 31 is truly darksided
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When an alt follows you and you become a detective
8 days ago
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Babbar
8 days ago
Happy another year to us!
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8 days ago
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2025 was overall good to me, but I'm exhausted and want to leave some shit here and move on
9 days ago
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Joshua Owen
9 days ago
Manifesting a new Sade album in 2026.
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Executive dysfunction in not knowing what kind of 2025 wrap up to do. Someone give me ideas
9 days ago
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David Archuleta gay dating app, leave the community alone. We've had enough
10 days ago
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You're too pretty to have drop ceiling foam tiles in your selfie
10 days ago
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Subjecting people I hate to Balkan beach club chill pop covers
10 days ago
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oomfs on the skyline were like "well at least so-and-so's not on here being annoying" not realizing that so-and-so *is* here
11 days ago
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Celery Man 🥬
11 days ago
tired of people trying to pass off their genAI slop as "art". it's not art. it is hollow visual noise without any emotion or intention behind it. you did not make it. and no, generating queer AI slop does not somehow make it art. queer slop is still slop!
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What's this white border, solid background pfp trend and how do I join
11 days ago
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I'm texting other boys and telling them about you
11 days ago
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Heteroguys are like: let me just confer with reddit to see if I like this
11 days ago
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Sometimes the smell of a space will send you to a save point in your life, but you can't pinpoint which, where, and when.
12 days ago
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What is it about turning 70 that turns a man into a 10 year old
12 days ago
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Had a dream that Katseye released a good song
12 days ago
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Compounds Plural
13 days ago
Only when the sun sets can the stars play.
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Why are multiple oomfs visiting Boston while I'm gone? Did y'all coordinate?
13 days ago
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Bundled down or bundled up?
13 days ago
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Jenni Tolls
13 days ago
In 2026 we’re gatekeeping cruising spots, gay parties and clubs, and queer culture
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Wuf
13 days ago
A lot of gay guys give up trying to learn who they are bc they see an avatar of the desire they want to experience receiving in a porn & rapidly build a subconscious constitution protecting their proximity to that character no shade
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I looooove when a gym/bathhouse hasn't been updated since the 80s/90s. It's so cozy as long as it's been kept nice
14 days ago
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Individual restrooms should not be gendered Individual restrooms should not be gendered Individual restrooms should not be gendered
14 days ago
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I'm not trying to be mean I'm just intimidated
15 days ago
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Mr. Buble you're done....go get a real job
15 days ago
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root, official lerrrgan stan #69
17 days ago
chekhov’s lube
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