Qobuz is so close to being a worthy Spotify replacement, but I need custom playlist art

Clocking their taste clears up so much

Does anyone in Boston want to see the aurora with me, or does everyone hate me

My recycling bin full of glass bottles makes me feel like an alcoholic, but it's literally just Topo Chico

I'm not cooling down anytime soon, so take me heated or let me simmer

Just made some seasoned meat who wants some

Going to the dentist is soooo relaxing

In a strange turn of events, I'm kinda loving the early nights this year. I'll be like "ugh surely it's 11 PM," but then it's actually 7!!

Starting to really fucking hate dumbbells

World's luckiest stupidhead

🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦 Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye

There's something a bit masochistic about love, isn't there?

Good morning and remember to enjoy your life! youtu.be/Ws4zFeLkYP8?...

Sorry but I just can't follow back if a profile is just retweets of news orgs and political commentators.....like, are you a real person?

Locked in, latched on, and fully loaded

Me when I let @itsfantasybanks.bsky.social surprise me with a random cocktail

We need to invent a word like weaboo for people obsessed with Latin culture, Latinos, and learning Spanish

You'll never see what I see, and there's something beautiful about that

Alphabet is such a curious name for letters because imagine if numbers were called the Onetwo

Like the deserts miss the rain

correcting my mood by putting JT on

Woah I didn't know you talked like that

News to me that anyone was listening to SWAG by Justin Bieber

Clocking into the shirtless bathroom selfie factory

Quote with a 10/10 album

I caught up on Bake Off, but why did [redacted] get voted off? Surely it should have been [redacted].....even though I loved him

Noooo you're too beautiful to be employed

All the good news this week is powering my workout

Why the hell are they giving the delivery robots ethnic names... that running refrigerator should not be named Rashad!!

Oh so act iii is a Christmas album

I am SO glad sexy people won today like we need ugly bitches to stop making decisions for us

No text November in which you don't message him until he lets you

Chicago is always so good to me. How lucky am I to have so many lovely friends here?

Welcome to my Bluesky. This is a wastebin for my thoughts.

I am NOT spiritually ready for daylight savings time to end. Fuck a 4 PM sunset.

It could be November but we're still gon give you summertimeeee

Meet me at Quads?

We're in the laughter and joy industry

Let the record show that that which makes me needs that which makes you

Am I missing something because why were so many people wearing these last night

Highlight of the night was being one of the few people that recognized a group costume as the Katseye GAP commercial and making them happy

Isn't my child so gourd-geous?? 🎃

Ugh, my locally made magnesium deodorant stopped production. What the hell do I do now!

Is it immature to want more than you deserve?

Every little thing that you say or do

oomfscouting on the grid

What if you're mean to me just for fun tonight?

I'm always saying this but Zohran is my brother in upper cheek dimples

It's going to slip out, and I hope it'll be okay

Call me a diva, but I will be getting the bubbly bottled Mexican / Italian water