Jorge Caldera
@jorcald.bsky.social
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Hi oomfies 🌞! I'm selling a collection of summerwear I've designed at a beach party pop-up in Chicago and donating profits to support an org providing pro bono legal services (and suing !¢€). Come through!! 🍊⛱️🧡
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feeding my IG feed every day for the next 10 days!!
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t so tea I thought they were cis
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It's always a baddie that actually uses their middle name (and not just an initial)
1 day ago
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Deep in a carpal tunnel let me outt
1 day ago
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I don't understand how we can both be in a video-focused content creation era *and* a "music videos don't matter as much anymore" era
1 day ago
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Stephanie, Philosopher
2 days ago
Honey, you’ve got a big coochie coming
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Need me some songs with printer samples
2 days ago
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Dan 🧸
3 days ago
them communicating telepathically like X-Men had me gagging
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Madonna and Julia clearly respecting the balance
3 days ago
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belly up, up belly up, up bell-bell-bell-belly up, up
3 days ago
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Confessions II – The Film save me....
3 days ago
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lowkey drowning in good music this year it's feeling like 2016 all over again
4 days ago
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Can't believe I wore boat shoes every day a decade ago
4 days ago
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When did everything just start being a "vibe"? It feels like one day it suddenly all was
4 days ago
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I think it's so funny when gay guys are scared of being around women
4 days ago
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It's just like the old proverb said. If you give a mouse your cookie, ...
5 days ago
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My body is definitely asking for a sober summer 😮💨
5 days ago
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I'm sorry but I hate the Peggy Gou remix of "I Feel So Free" and hate it more hearing it at pride
5 days ago
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If anyone is at Boston pride can y'all buy me a drink
5 days ago
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Pop music!!!!
6 days ago
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If everyone is kicking off pride, is anyone actually kicking off pride?
7 days ago
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Bring back hidden tracks on physical copies of albums
7 days ago
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SweetLu 🍭
7 days ago
its a “we cant afford it” summer!!! dont ask for shit bc we dont have the money for it!!!
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princess diana ross matthews
9 days ago
can we start handing out toothbrushes and toothpaste at pride some of y'all's gums could use some
#Attention
#PuffyandRed
#YallHaveGingivitis
#ForReal
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Zara Larsson better be dropping that Eurosummer music video this month
7 days ago
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I 💘 sUmmer
7 days ago
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Call me a dentist the way it feels like pulling teeth trying to get my friends to be outside
7 days ago
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horny mouths get fed or whatever
8 days ago
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The Club Atlético Caldera 2026 photoshoot gagging me like hello ?? I love when people are so sexy in things I make
8 days ago
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I am SO tired of looking at screens omg I need to be offline
8 days ago
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I hate when a bitch honks like shut upppp
9 days ago
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Summer haircut is imminent
9 days ago
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UPS slapping a "sorry we missed you" on the front door of the post office that closed bc of a fire is pure comedy
9 days ago
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Diet Coke addiction yasssss
9 days ago
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I get big things coming
10 days ago
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many trying to "I have that shirt too kinda" oomf's selfie and failing.....tea
10 days ago
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🟢⭐
10 days ago
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We don't talk about boy lunch enough....eat it up
10 days ago
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Ugh we celebrate pride every year when are we celebrating wrath
10 days ago
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Who wants to do a thing???
11 days ago
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Is there something astrological to explain why I've been so irritated and frustrated recently
12 days ago
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Can stop watching that show where they clock people by their bedrooms
13 days ago
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oh okay so everything fun in this queer life is happening in Chicago isn't it
13 days ago
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I love that everyone has unique taste it's so ❤️
13 days ago
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I just want raw salmon but now I'm reading that "sashimi grade" isn't regulated. Does that mean I can just eat the raw salmon from the store??
13 days ago
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post photo from 2019
add a skeleton here at some point
13 days ago
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We are losing the art of assumption
14 days ago
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Me when I get a haircut
add a skeleton here at some point
15 days ago
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Dropping my drafts
15 days ago
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And what if I make an underwear brand what then
15 days ago
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