fingers crossed she announces her resignation from life itself, too

guys i love hilary duff as much as the next faggot but cmon... that lead single was capital-B Bad

nothing i hate more than a gay guy who smells bad and u can tell he’s getting some erotic pit-pig thrill out of his own BO

not sure how i managed to spend $80 on ingredients only for stuffing and cranberry sauce but i found a way

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about to do my thanksgiving grocery shopping

how do we get lisa rinna on very delta

just spent entirely too much money on christmas presents for my nieces but it's ok bc they're cool and deserve it

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trader joe's french onion popcorn, my beloved

going to listen to lux on my lunch hour trip to trader joes just so i can cry to magnolias in the little baked goods section

america having another normal one, i see

trying to knock out xmas shopping for my nieces

that ice spice spongebob song sounds like she asked chatgpt to write a kidz bop ice spice verse

picture got my hopes up then i read the text

feeling unbelievably god awful in my body today

today is so seasonal depression-coded

tomato SOUP 🥫

did you bring a bang to a bob fight?

me and my new bestie, Rochelle Jordan 😌🫶🏻💕

SING, ROCHELLE!

rochelle jordan the goddess that you are

if you see me at rochelle jordan tonight say heyyy

ok let's see what kate bush was on about

last chance on this ticket for tonight btw!

we are not talking nearly enough about how it is documented in those emails that Trump gave Bill Clinton the Nancy Reagan SuperSucker 5000

i feel like the singular for sheep should be shoop

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i still have this ticket available btw!

i think i'm gonna die in this house

slept for 12 hours

hi Chicagoomfies i have a spare ticket for the Rochelle Jordan show at Lincoln Hall on Friday does anyone want it

so apparently UPS can give you an estimated delivery window for a package when the package isn't even on the truck out for delivery. i have a package estimated to be delivered today by 11:45 but it isn't actually out for delivery or loaded on the truck! its 11:42 and this is a perfect system.

it's been far too long since i treated myself to a homemade breakfast sammie. today's offering is a bacon, egg, and cheese on sourdough with scallion scrambled egg, smoked white cheddar, and sweet onion jam 💛

just remembered we're getting a new robyn single in less than 48 hours

ok yayy

kind of really regret not doing my grocery run yesterday lmao

scotus:

i should probably kill myself but i have a job so i'm not really worried about that rn

the fuck am i supposed to do with this

Chicago Public Library's budget cuts would mean losing HALF of the materials budget. It would mean losing 90 staff members. Cop budget's fine, though.

i wanna do a bump of coke with ijustine

had a burrito tonight

pop my butt pop pop my butt

"be not afraid" type fit

watching that awful horrendous new ryan murphy show on hulu and sarah paulson just called kim kardashian a cunt burger lmfao

is anyone else experiencing this bug on blueksy mobile that won't let you exit a video if you've clicked into it? i have had to quit and restart the app like 4 times this morning because of it