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It is so frustrating to see Aryna Sabalenka be the exact dumbass I always thought she was.

I don’t need nazi bots to make me dislike that fucking lady I HAVE WORKING EARS GODDAMNIT

OH NO, DUA LIPA'S GETTING GOMMAGED 😭

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Really like her alliterative ass, but I’ve seen Texas politics from afar many times to know how this ends…

Todrick Hall’s virgin airlines pre-flight video (circa 2015) unfortunately ATE Not even his current era can outdo that!

Chicago 🛫 Atlanta 🛫Tulum

Friday night activities

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My top 10: Women in music! #AppleReplay

Well yes!

!!!!!

Truly hope the new s18 queens: -are coming out of the immense debt they put themselves in to be seen on such a platform -have therapists already (!!!!!!) -have money saved up/a job still held for when the fun stops in ~8 months

Today’s workout selfies for your viewing displeasure

Over/Under

Nice that the Bears are finally decent for the first time in a while. Still think they’ll make the playoffs and lose at some point, but yay!

An inch of snow every hour between 12-8? And it’s gonna stick around for well over a week and get dirty and gross?

The shirt was very sweaty

Kettlebells + 100 push-ups =

Seasonal depression hit me so I worked out. Now I’m slightly less depressed and sweaty.

Showers really are the best place to have nosebleeds.

Her district is still very red, so don’t expect a *better* replacement

Damn, Zohran!

Canada’s Drag Race being monumentally better than Drag Race UK >>>>>>>>

...why is Big Protein suddenly everywhere?

I wonder if my idiot sister is reading these updates on the Milagro/Megan court case. Willing to bet she isn’t.

Had to explain to my very offline bf who “Bubba” was…

Rochelle JORDAN 💜

SING, ROCHELLE!

Rochelle-ing my Jordan

Why did I expect the Hayley Williams presale to be an easy process?

That “I run” song is AI?!???? And Jorja has been saying it’s not her voice at all????

No one’s saying it so I will: “Berghain” is an incredible work of art. Riiiiight until “I’ll fuck you till you love me”slaps you out of nowhere. Actually hate that part. It ruins the end of the song.

Chicago, April 21st or 22nd for Hayley Williams?

Some of y’all didn’t leave repressive religions to recognize that demanding your social media following do everything you say…is the other side of the same coin.

And the generation only started cooking ~2 years ago

Hump Day, reveal edition

we did traitors 4 cast drama months ago

Gonna be on a beach in a month

Time to go play with balls w/ grown ass men, women, etc. (dodgeball)

The constant question I ask myself when watching college football: HOW OLD ARE THESE MEN?????

lol because every architecture/engineering YouTuber had been saying this was impossible for YEARS.

Here’s the thing: Her awful district will keep electing her to office, but she wants higher office, which requires some type of moderation so here she is lying about her enemies to make her seem like she’s “grown” as a person. Don’t fall for it.

Libbing out as a treat

Finished Ghost of Yotei New Game+ pleeeease

Deedee Megadoodoo

Met someone named Peeta today and instantly said ”the horse is here” I am a simple man!

Not the horrors persisting, chile

FUCK no