#fcf x2

So here’s the thing: Bob has been saying this for *years*, so no he’s not joking I completely disagree entirely, but he’s said this on his own podcasts/shows multiple times. So. Yeah.

Solely consuming Real Housewives content via that Oliver guy on IG doing side by side reenactments >>>>>>

Does this game have the “bond moments” feature when you do something cunty like in 007: Agent Under Fire?

2026: the year we finally accept Chicago beach discourse is rage bait from outsiders

Hand dryers in the bathroom are useless, but otherwise, Leo approved!

Surprise! At the Eagle

hacking prominent journalists to post misinformation about… France… So this doubly has nothing to do with me (and many of y’all)

I cannot wrap my head around how bad Jeff fucked up that final 4 fire-making result I smell a stunt to get out of future live reunions!

Vox was already on its way out for me, but the Murdochs buying them? Fucking curtains.

I just don’t want Joe or Jonathan to win #Survivor50

stop!! shaving!! your hairy chests!!!!

Alcaraz out of Wimbledon is sad, but not surprising. Wrist injuries are horrible to deal with!

Especially in the NIL era, this would hit the SEC like a truck

Gotta hand it to Amerie “1 thing” has been kicking her ass for 20 years but she’s still trying!

Did I mention I have a degree in TV production and directing? If not, I’ll be sure to let you know!

The Nicoles are 5-0 this season! 14-1 win today! (😳)

Walked around an arts fest, ate a lobster roll, had a beer, saw the long line at paper & pencil and laughed, went to this store, took this photo, went grocery shopping, and now I’m tired on the couch waiting on Nando’s. 🥱🥱🥱 How’s your Saturday going?

On this fcf, don’t forget the balls too

Coco Gauff

Coco Gauff

I miss him so much

Coco Gauff

Noodles & Beef appropriation in 2026…

Tongue can’t hurt you! Get up in there!

Disclosure was lovely!

Rallying after a lovely nap for Disclosure tonight As always, if you see me, say hi!

4-0 for the Nicoles! I cannot believe how it happened, but a win is a win!

My electric toothbrush gained sentience last night and kept turning itself on and off non-stop for hours

Correct

My lukewarm Met Gala take is that I wish the actual art being referenced in the looks were shown as they were walking the carpet bc the general public has very little to go with.

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Love a moustache prompt

Nothing gets the blood rushing like a nail-biting 6-5 win in kickball against a team twice our size 😳

waaaaaait

Screaming into the void brb

Fuzzy cheeks out for hump day

Oh no Mood swing hit mid-drink at Roscoe’s and I had to skedaddle

white gays, come get your juice

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Give him a g*n

My YouTube algorithm has been telling me this was coming for well over a year so yaaaaay

Serena. Venus. Hayley. Williamses I will follow to the end of the earth!

Sure.

Dis gus ting

Post yourself in another country

I’ve landed here too

O O F.

Ticketmaster played in my fuckin face, so I’ll be paying 4x the amount for Jessie Ware

Song of the day: 4/20 edition