DIVA

Sheesh. This is turrible.

Finally got around to the doja album…

Sometimes lately I feel like the loneliest person in the world, but I’m still not having a conversation with ChatGPT so idk

Evan Ross Katz and Marc Malkin are the same person (to me).

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FUCK this shit man

ICE spotted and verified all over Uptown, Edgewater, Lincoln Square and Ravenswood today. Be safe and let everyone know. AND FUCK ICE!

Remember when the Ethiopian Prime Minister won the Nobel peace prize and then…enacted a brutal civil war less than a year later?

really hate it here

Three game show network shows with this exact same premise have been on for decades btw

The weed monster in Scary Movie 2 right before they light up Shorty:

These are my two dogs, Randy and Blue

Wednesday

Vers- versatile/ referring to the engagement of either sexual role(topping or bottoming) Verse- a line of poetry/ a stanza/ section of the song before the chorus.

Naur

Straight into the gutter.

Heard a song from that lady unprovoked

The concept of an fcf post captioned, “mirtazapeen”

“May I call you Jiggly?”

Hayley Williams they could never make me hate you

Electric sliding to this

Who Is Jill Scott? Words and Sounds Vol. 1

Her

Not the entire plot summary of Pillion already on the wikipedia page 😳

Jane Goodall died, so I blocked Nymphia Wind!

Happy Spooky Lake Month to those who celebrate!

Sure Why not

Annual reminder that locks do *absolutely nothing* for me But glad y’all like it!

Gays, is there anything fun to do in Tulum, Mexico? I’m going in December!

Ghost of Yotei 🙂‍↕️

in other news, my Kickball team "We come to this base for magic" is REELING over the Nicole Kidman (our mascot) news

Me @ 2:45am after seeing Rochelle Jordan tickets were only $27

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Like FINE fine

ROCHELLE JORDAN

New haircut (feat. a new goatee I’m trying out)

Tried to stream “Caught up in the rapture” by Anita Baker and…COULDN’T????

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Considering they quickly learned that hundreds of behind the scene jobs are immediately at stake if they did and they know that, not surprising.

Sloppy seconds episode was so bad I went and blocked the guest on all socials

Fun fact: I went to college with Jimmy Kimmel’s son (nice guy) and his girlfriend (now wife) who ended up working on the show… Hope they’re doing alright!

The definitive remix of Troye Sivan’s Rush should have PinkPantheress and Big Freedia’s verses But noooooo they’re too powerful together they had to split them up 🙄

Ohhhhhh it’s over for him

Eagle Chicago/Chicago Eagle

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Hello hello hello

and that's why I never used it! 🤷🏾‍♂️