holy toledo!

life’s too short to not be whimsical as fuck.

Palm Springs was released on this day in 2020 🌴

capybaras enjoying some pizza

Evil Dead Burn is a mean, bloody, and fiery rollercoaster, but the real takeaway is how insanely hot the movie’s director is.

it’s that time of the week again!

evil dead evil dead rise evil dead burn evil dead wrath evil dead creampie 2evil2dead evil dead tokyo drift evil dead: here we go again!

is it annoying when award shows repeat nominations for the same 5 shows/actors year after year? yes. is it an absolute delight when they make room for new shows/actors? also yes.

have you heard of Widow’s Bay? people are calling it the next Martha’s Vineyard… and it is definitely NOT cursed!

patricia, loyal public servant and final girl

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evil dead (2013), you will always be famous.

Evil Dead (2013)

happy hump day.

LOVING EVERY MINUTE ‘CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO ALIVEEEE.

John Langan's award winning horror novel THE FISHERMAN is getting a film adaptation. David Lowery (A Ghost Story, The Green Knight, Mother Mary) will direct for Focus Features. A tale of dark pacts, buried secrets, and a mysterious figure known as the Fisherman. Source: @thr.com

at least it’s not monday!

“It’s too hot out for a bush” oh grow UP

backshots at spooky island would fix me.

huge slut for a good card game.

sweaty balls.

mood

you’re one in a million, once in a lifetime…🗽

I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)

Ryan Phillippe as Barry Cox in I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997).

happy fourth of july to them only.

driving a jet ski makes me feel like i’m in a James Bond movie…bussy galore.

going outside but only because i heard the heat is stroking people.

aaaalright, that’s enough of summer. bring on the crisp fall weather!

rooting for the team with the hottest players at any given sports match.

when someone tries to talk to me about sports:

if nothing else, i’m grateful for all the sweaty balls and man musk that comes as a result of this heat.

it’s that time of the week again!

higher by creed unironically slaps so hard.

still gay, in case anyone was wondering. faggy, even.

Name a highway after him.

physical media forever, baby.

getting drilled is all fun and games until you’re at the dentist…

is it spooky szn yet?

i’m not aware of too many things I know what I know if you know what I mean

gay sex….. what a beautiful concept

mood.

silent hill 2 (2001)

a love only the branch of a willow tree could conjure…