It still hasn’t even been one whole year

“Well look at how big my regime looks! It’s a huge regime! I’ve even had to underline it!”

an immersive, site specific production of Into The Woods where the various stories happen simultaneously and you choose who to follow a la Sleep No More

No one mourns the Dilbert.

THEM: “Wow, crazy that nobody could have predicted how awful it would be, but I guess it’s really bad now, isn’t it?” ME:

Perfidy sounds like one of those stupid nonsense words in Wicked

All things considered, I’ve been having a pretty good day today and I hope you are too 🩵

Fuck ICE. But don’t fuck ICE.

Hey so I know we hate them and it all sounds plausible but so far NONE of the variations on the “one of ours / all of yours” origin story posts seem to have a verified source and you have all got to STOP impulsively posting and reposting things based on emotion.

Fuck ICE. But don’t fuck ICE.

We have been telling the lie that you can just love the bigotry out of people for far too long. We do not have time to keep waiting for a change of heart in heartless people.

As we all know, the "Proud Boys" took their name from a song cut from the Disney movie of Aladdin; now that they've all joined ICE, maybe they should pick a song from Frozen.

Today’s advice: If you see a really stupid take, an inarticulate reply, or even a nonsensical video caption, read it aloud in the voice of an obnoxious teenager and if the words still make sense, then yeah, an obnoxious teenager probably wrote them and you don’t need to engage.

I feel like this can’t be a completely original idea, but I’d like to write a “Waiting For Godot” type play about two men in Middle Earth who guard one of the beacons in the mountains of Ered Nimrais

My birthstone is ruby …slippers

You wouldn’t be saying this if you saw how I made his Bed Rock last night

On top of everything else, this dreary rainy afternoon is doing nothing for my mood.

This is and many other things are necessary, however I fear they’re not possible without a long period of awful violence. Nazism was eradicated after Germany was turned to rubble and under foreign military occupation. The US couldn’t even follow through with reconstruction after the Civil War.

If you don’t know how to use POV correctly then I’m not gonna watch your dumb little video.

I feel like this can’t be a completely original idea, but I’d like to write a “Waiting For Godot” type play about two men in Middle Earth who guard one of the beacons in the mountains of Ered Nimrais

I’m proud of this little teaser video, and if you’re in need of some escapism right now maybe you’ll appreciate it too. There’s still goodness out there, friends. Sometimes we just have to make it ourselves.

Please, no more.

Met up with a straight friend I hadn’t seen in a while for lunch today and he asked me if I’d seen Wicked BITCH DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

Everything is so TERRIBLE

Animated characters from franchises like Looney Tunes, Muppet Babies, DuckTales, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles once appeared together in a tv special designed to keep kids away from drugs, featuring a catchy song by Alan Menken and Howard Ashman

If you put on Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side Of The Moon” at the same time you start Wicked, you’ll have played the album almost eight times by the end of the second movie

Please, no more.

If you put on Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side Of The Moon” at the same time you start Wicked, you’ll have played the album almost eight times by the end of the second movie

Did I completely hallucinate the articles that said they weren’t making any more of these after Snow White did so poorly? Did they really mean “We’ll stop after one or two more”?

the Stranger Things fandom, apparently

I’m proud of this little teaser video, and if you’re in need of some escapism right now maybe you’ll appreciate it too. There’s still goodness out there, friends. Sometimes we just have to make it ourselves.

This is how you sound when you defend your choice to stay there.

It’s probably already been said, but murdering someone named Good is a little on the nose…

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

A lot of people are fighting over whether or not watching a video of someone's death makes you a better activist or person and I would like to gently suggest that what you do in response to the video's existence is what matters, whether you watched it or not.

Counterpoint: I do not need to watch the video in order to be sufficiently informed to act. I am not looking away, if by that you mean ignoring it. I am preserving the mental health I need if I'm going to respond in any meaningful way.

Actions have consequences.

Hilton yesterday: "Okay, there should be no more controversy and everything should die down quietly, now that we've put out a statement saying that Hilton loudly and proudly supports ICE"

Quick reminder: Don’t tell anyone they’re focused on the wrong issue because their post didn’t address *your* thing. I promise we can all care about more than one problem at a time; we only get so many characters per post, which I’m sure you know. And also you’re not the boss of anyone on here.

The statement makers are all hard at work drafting their own versions of this right now.

Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda

Just a reminder that the previous DHS Secretary was impeached purely for political reasons.

8 blocks from where George Floyd was murdered.

turns out gestapo has always been a perfectly apt term

Mama St. Merman, flip it around…

Let’s leave those Al “Hello Kitty in the office” images in 2025, okay?

A taste of something you didn’t have to ask the Wizard for… 💚

A taste of something you didn’t have to ask the Wizard for… 💚

These mozzarella sticks I’m having tonight will make it all better