Please, no more.

If you put on Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side Of The Moon” at the same time you start Wicked, you’ll have played the album almost eight times by the end of the second movie

Did I completely hallucinate the articles that said they weren’t making any more of these after Snow White did so poorly? Did they really mean “We’ll stop after one or two more”?

I’m proud of this little teaser video, and if you’re in need of some escapism right now maybe you’ll appreciate it too. There’s still goodness out there, friends. Sometimes we just have to make it ourselves.

the Stranger Things fandom, apparently

I’m proud of this little teaser video, and if you’re in need of some escapism right now maybe you’ll appreciate it too. There’s still goodness out there, friends. Sometimes we just have to make it ourselves.

This is how you sound when you defend your choice to stay there.

It’s probably already been said, but murdering someone named Good is a little on the nose…

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

A lot of people are fighting over whether or not watching a video of someone's death makes you a better activist or person and I would like to gently suggest that what you do in response to the video's existence is what matters, whether you watched it or not.

Counterpoint: I do not need to watch the video in order to be sufficiently informed to act. I am not looking away, if by that you mean ignoring it. I am preserving the mental health I need if I'm going to respond in any meaningful way.

Actions have consequences.

Hilton yesterday: "Okay, there should be no more controversy and everything should die down quietly, now that we've put out a statement saying that Hilton loudly and proudly supports ICE"

Quick reminder: Don’t tell anyone they’re focused on the wrong issue because their post didn’t address *your* thing. I promise we can all care about more than one problem at a time; we only get so many characters per post, which I’m sure you know. And also you’re not the boss of anyone on here.

The statement makers are all hard at work drafting their own versions of this right now.

Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda

Just a reminder that the previous DHS Secretary was impeached purely for political reasons.

8 blocks from where George Floyd was murdered.

turns out gestapo has always been a perfectly apt term

Mama St. Merman, flip it around…

Let’s leave those Al “Hello Kitty in the office” images in 2025, okay?

A taste of something you didn’t have to ask the Wizard for… 💚

A taste of something you didn’t have to ask the Wizard for… 💚

These mozzarella sticks I’m having tonight will make it all better

YOU: I get that it’s bad and everything, but I just can’t leave twitter. ME: Why not? YOU: I’m so used to the engagement I get there from all my followers! ME:

walk with me

I need Eowyn’s blue robe thing in men’s sizes and styles

“Glinda, where were you on January 6?”

Oh it’s going to become a fucking national holiday at this rate

Hook (1991) is an Epiphany movie

5 years ago, our current President launched a seditious attack against the Capitol because he lost the election. If you relied on American Media for news this morning you'd never know it. I've said it before and I'll say it again. At best they are insufficient. At worst they are complicit.

Hear me out: Phantom Manor Holiday. Not the Nightmare Before Christmas overlay, but a dark, macabre holiday story where Melanie waits and waits and waits for Santa but instead the house is terrorized by Père Fouettard, Krampus, and other European Christmas monsters.

The weather apps love to say it’s snowing when it isn’t and it isn’t when it is. Great system we’ve got.

Me, circling back now that it’s the new year

The Bangles, late for work today after dreaming about Valentino

Strong Bad and a fan facing off and falling in love via email: Deleted Rivalry

Heated Rivalry but with:

YOU: Sunday Scaries ME: Sunday’s Carries

YOU: Sunday Scaries ME: Sunday’s Carries

Heated Rivalry but with:

These new porn bots:

Tonight is as good a night as any to begin my annual Lord Of The Rings rewatch. Perhaps it will be a light for me when all other lights go out. 🩵

I’m convinced our nations are run by a bunch of rusted Tin Men or something the way these issues always center around oil

“Someone [else] should do something!” - Every statement ever

me @ any functioning country

Expecting to see a lot of her soon

In post 9/11 America, this line in the stage production of Wicked was always met with roaring laughter and applause 😐

“He can’t do that!” “And yet again he just did, so…”