Sunday scaries ahead of Wicked week?

Good idea. You don’t need spoilers from the crowds at Wicked: The Straight Play

Wicked: For Good comes out this week so remember, don’t take pictures or videos during the movie, you stupid witches.

Finally got a Ring light!

POV: What the camera sees when I'm having an issue at self checkout

And just to clear the air I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for But then, I guess we know there’s blame to share And none of it seems to matter anymore

Wicked: For Good comes out this week so remember, don’t take pictures or videos during the movie, you stupid witches.

And just to clear the air I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for But then, I guess we know there’s blame to share And none of it seems to matter anymore

We live in a world where someone could say “When they made The Truman Show they really had Jim Carrey live on that island for his whole life and they didn’t tell him the truth so as his character finds out what’s happening those are actually his natural reactions!!!” and people would believe this

PSA: Bath & Body Works isn’t selling any Hanukkah or Kwanzaa stuff this holiday season.

using your disabled child as theme park inspiration porn on social media is kinda gross actually

One week awayyyyy…

Remember that South Park episode where the kids discover Earth is a reality show about to be cancelled and they blackmail the alien CEOs by taking pictures of them engaged in drug-fueled homosexual activity? I feel like it went down like that. And it probably looked just like that too.

I don’t want to hear any more about ephebophiIia, it’s time we start talking about Elphabaphilia

Go home, Apple Music, you’re drunk

One week awayyyyy…

It’s comforting to know that one day, a decade or so from now, all of this will make one of the most terrible broadway musicals the world has ever seen

I don’t want to hear any more about ephebophiIia, it’s time we start talking about Elphabaphilia

I could quite honestly stress eat an entire sheet cake right now 🙃

its so telling that the few times the mainstream media steps down from mount olympus to interact with blue sky is to tell the libs to shut the fuck up and kiss the toes of the new york times.

Maybe it’s finally coming… 🐦‍⬛

PSA: Bath & Body Works isn’t selling any Hanukkah or Kwanzaa stuff this holiday season.

The craziest thing to me is that he literally just used GmaiI and GoogIe never once did anything about it.

Sudden hailstorm? What the hell, sure

One of them does.

Just gonna assume everyone who’s like this is in the files until proven otherwise.

Gonna start every new interaction with: “Hi there, my name is…not in the Epstein files so it won’t affect me if they release them; can you say the same?”

Me to the powers that be

Yes and

Me to the powers that be

Pour one out for her today

Yes and

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

When they won’t release the list

They could literally announce they found vials of blood from all the Epstein victims for satanic rituals to keep the president alive because of the restorative power of young cells like a vampiric cult and it’s worked because he keeps cheating death and we’d all still be expected to go on as normal.

Bobby in Company:

Scream is a Christmas movie

Pour one out for her today

I’m not evil enough to make a Wicked joke.

Maybe it’s finally coming… 🐦‍⬛

🎶“I was greedy” “I was vain” “I was haughty” “I was smug” “We were happy” “It was fun” “But we were blind” “Then we went into the woods To get our wish And now we're really blind”🎶

They could literally announce they found vials of blood from all the Epstein victims for satanic rituals to keep the president alive because of the restorative power of young cells like a vampiric cult and it’s worked because he keeps cheating death and we’d all still be expected to go on as normal.

Please grant me the confidence of a reply guy today 🩵

Love this cast photo of And Just Like That

Repost with an iconic fictional band.

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

Glenn Frey’s origin story starts out like

It happened again.

So somewhere in my youth Or childhood I must have done Something baaaaaaaaaad