Seems he’s now a… Bat Man!

I’m not sure how so many anon accounts with no profile pictures have been finding this, but for the oomfs I actually know to be real, you should follow this handsome man and maybe we can get him to start posting! ❤️

gravity has a big reputation, but nothing falls faster than a liberal being told that a conservative did gay stuff they can point and laugh at

Last night most of the buildings were lit up in support of the basketball team but @bequietjonah.bsky.social and I managed to find one of the gay ones!

The energy I’m bringing to Pride Month

Happy Pride to this icon specifically 🎩 youtu.be/v0sjNmA-LKc?...

It’s too bad they aren’t broadcasting the Tonys this year. There’s simply no way to watch it.

Face: still awkward Arms: the better to hold you with, my dear 💪🏻

Voted, even though no one on the ballot is willing to tackle the real issue: Bagels should be free during Pride Month for LGBTQ+ members!

happy 6/2 if it matters

For some reason people are still doing this. Look, Howard Ashman did not be gay AND write this Oscar-nominated banger of a musical theatre opening number only for you 🚬s to misunderstand it decades later. Not during Pride Month!

Who is gay? Who is gay in our factory?

In Germany they don’t say “Happy Pride Month” they say “Honig, wie viele Ex-Freunde hast du, Bitch? Oh mein GOTTTTT, RATATATAAAAA!!!” and I think that’s beautiful 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

So homophobic that I was once again made to pay for my iced coffee on this, the first day of Pride Month

May 31 / June 1

May 31 / June 1

Who is gay? Who is gay in our factory?

Not if you call it VANITY! 🥳

May 31 / June 1

ME: Happy Pride Month! THEM: Uh, thanks, but I’m not gay. ME:

Maybe it will happen during Pride Month so the gays can stay winning

May 31 / June 1

Remember: This starts tomorrow!!!

Lest we forget!

when you’re a munchkin pining for the most popular girl in school: boq rooms

Hey @bequietjonah.bsky.social it’s us!

straight guys have started complimenting my physique at the gym again 😳

Every third post on the “For You” feed this morning is a porn bot, crypto tracker, fundraising scam, or other nonsense account, all of whom are following like 10 people and have no followers themselves. Something is broken.

Icarus:

The new versions have all been very fun, but I actually don’t mind the original “Die With A Smile”. Sometimes it’s really nice when a pop song is in 3/4 time.

not enough of you 🚬s know about the literal gay porn musical Romeo & Julian: A Love Story (1993) and I’m going to fix that right now

The bigger they are…

BREAKING: The New Main Street Singers have withdrawn from the America 250 celebration.

Me playing Myst

It’s actually *insane* that Penn Station manages to completely shut down at least once a week these days because of fires and shit.

BREAKING: The New Main Street Singers have withdrawn from the America 250 celebration.

not enough of you 🚬s know about the literal gay porn musical Romeo & Julian: A Love Story (1993) and I’m going to fix that right now

Drag name: Dee North Face

Drag name: Dee North Face

I’m dying to know more about the correlation between Jeeps and rubber ducks but at this point I’m too frightened to ask

The tally man to Harry Belafonte when daylight comes

Yes to all of this. The people who run these official government accounts know exactly what they’re doing.

Okay, bear with me for a second. Because I've held this theory for a long time. And I kinda feels like this confirms it. The death of Harambe was the tipping point of no return for the unserious right-wing turn of America. 🧵

- Fuck Al. - Hey don’t say that! Look, I just made [thing] and it would’ve been impossible to do otherwise. - Okay, well fuck you too!

- Fuck Al. - Hey don’t say that! Look, I just made [thing] and it would’ve been impossible to do otherwise. - Okay, well fuck you too!

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

WHO DID THIS? AND WHYYYYY??? 🤨🤨🤨 For real, nothing is wrong and I’m dying to know what would make any of you claim otherwise.