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Cheeseball in Residence Composer of musicals, Sondheim evangelist, and Haunted Mansion purist
Based on the sound of it, my neighbor seems to be scraping a bookshelf against the wall. I donāt know what this accomplishes but it apparently takes hours to complete.
about 16 hours ago
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Itās too bad they arenāt broadcasting the Tonys this year. Thereās simply no way to watch it.
2 days ago
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Man, this Alan Menken guy is on his own level. A whole career of banger after banger after banger.
6 days ago
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Social media teams at theatre companies: If your videos are of your leads singing horribly flat, you donāt have to post them!
6 days ago
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jude paw picture diary š„Ŗ
11 days ago
actually i kinda *do* think using genAI should be such a social faux pas that the user is marked as a pariah and no longer feels welcome in the community. "AI is bad" is no longer an abstract (it never was), my city has been under a boil water advisory for a week because of AI data centers
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āIām gonna read this book about playwriting to better hone my craft.ā The book: Plays normally have what are called āCharacters.ā These are a group of fake people that help tell your story. Next chapter, Iāll incorrectly explain structureā¦
11 days ago
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If your kid wants to audition with āPulledā, you should direct them to something else thatās less overdone.
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11 days ago
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The whole Fox News rubber mask group psychosis is baffling. Have none of yāall seen a shadow before?
13 days ago
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Nicole Parker is the only person BRAVE ENOUGH to talk about the bump on Sondheimās forehead. It inspired me to speak my truth, that Sondheim was shorter than average! The truth will out.
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Just Put Up A Privacy Fence with Ross Bryant
Podcast Episode Ā· The Neighborhood Listen Ā· May 19 Ā· 1h 32m
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-neighborhood-listen/id1517151870?i=1000768498292
15 days ago
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That video of those actors from that show singing that song that everyone is sharing with superlative comments is making me question everyoneās taste in musicals. When did the sound of the Broadway score become Christian rock?
15 days ago
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The only thing I miss about being a teenager is the ability to eat Oreos without feeling like Iām dying.
23 days ago
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The thing about being a horror fan is that streamers (other than Shudder) donāt bother to maintain a decent horror catalog year round. Why does HBO Max think I want to watch The Curse of La Llorona? I have standards, gimme Re-Animator, stat.
25 days ago
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I obviously donāt know if The Odyssey is going to be good, but I will say if youāre complaining about the accents and/or armor: youāre watching movies wrong.
29 days ago
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Itās wild to me that they never made a sequel to Star Wars.
about 1 month ago
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Sondheim deep cuts with my dryer
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about 1 month ago
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Another day, another PFT phrase added to my vocabulary.
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about 1 month ago
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Jared Gray
about 1 month ago
There are thousands of songs about what happens when youāre in love or get your heart broken. But only one song about what happens when grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize.
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āI promise, you canāt taste the beans in these brownies.ā Well weāll never know because no way Iām trying that.
about 1 month ago
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We need to do something about the annoying ācomedyā voice some theatre actors will do in supposedly funny songs. I just heard a song from [redacted musical] and my skin crawled off my bones. The fact that almost no comedy songs are ever actually funny is a whole separate issue.
about 1 month ago
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āTell me youāre ____ without telling me youāre ____ā has reached āAināt nobody got time for thatā levels of obnoxious internet speak.
about 1 month ago
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A few years ago, a coworker requested 4/20 off āfor Passoverā but it didnāt get approved, so she came to work high as a satellite. Though I personally donāt partake, I remain inspired by her resolve.
about 2 months ago
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My geriatric phone decided to close all of my dozens of emotional support Safari tabs so if you need me Iāll be hyperventilating in the corner as I grind my teeth into dust.
about 2 months ago
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Every year more of my fellow Protestants donāt celebrate Easter because of the pagan influence on the holiday. Wait til they find out about Christmas.
2 months ago
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Iām flattered that all of you are guessing itās me, but Iām simply too famous to do this show.
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2 months ago
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ALW just praised The Last Five Years
2 months ago
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Jack Donaghy in the 30 Rock finale:
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2 months ago
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My friends got married today and it was lovely and one day Iāll tell them this but: A baby behind me was pooping SO LOUDLY during all the big moments I think I cracked a rib holding in laughter. It was like I was being pranked. Walking down the aisle: poop. Vows: poop. Rings: poop. Kiss: poop.
2 months ago
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On this Merry Sondheimmas, Iād like to remind everyone of the stunning parallel modulation in āEvery Day a Little Death.ā
2 months ago
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I am lazy, and bad with money. In other words, I ordered dinner on UberEats.
3 months ago
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Mentally, Iām still here. How was it possible to make that song MORE beautiful?
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3 months ago
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Smizing when I do Face ID so foreign agents think Iām cute.
3 months ago
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JRB performed āIt All Fades Awayā as a stunning vocal trio and we should all bully him until he records and releases it.
3 months ago
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He gave me a fist bump as he left the stage so thatās roughly 1/1500th of a Tony Award, right?
3 months ago
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Didnāt realize when I bought my ticket that JRB would basically be sitting in my lap.
3 months ago
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Finally about to see Jason Robert Brown in concert for the first time, and in the bathroom some guy was humming āMy Child Will Forgive Meā at the urinal.
3 months ago
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At Dillardās right now, so let me know if you need some clothes from 2012.
3 months ago
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I know Iām years late to this but I just read Less by Andrew Sean Greer and it was so wonderful I want to talk about it forever.
3 months ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
3 months ago
They truly want you to believe this shit is inevitable and actually better than human endeavor but the one surefire thing that can stop it is not agreeing to the first two things. Thatās all! That also means not willingly feeding it. Itās not difficult to avoid using it!
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Why do maga women all turn into Longlegs
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3 months ago
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āItās the bitch from next door.ā
3 months ago
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Hot honey is just Gen Zās avocado. Theyāll put it on everything until it becomes a meme. Maybe just eat normal honey if you ever want a house.
3 months ago
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Can the State of the Union response be delivered by Fran Lebowitz?
3 months ago
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Since weāre all on an Ahrens & Flaherty kick, let me mention that their newest show Knoxville remains one of their most beautiful and powerful works. Just now I went to play/sing āIn His Strengthā from Knoxville and had to stop because I was crying too hard to see the sheet music.
4 months ago
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Anyone have advice on how to flirt with the librarian without coming off like Prof. Harold Hill?
4 months ago
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Iām trying REALLY hard to not be the ālol sportsballā guy, but hearing my neighbors freak out and bark like seals every two minutes is stressing me tf out yāall. Imagine if I acted like this during the Tony Awards.
4 months ago
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Scream 7 went all in on generative AI because theyāre hell bent on keeping me from watching it. I was already on the fence, but this puts it way over the edge for me. Itās a shame, Scream was my favorite franchise.
4 months ago
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āMost of you arenāt using this meme correctlyā
4 months ago
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This morning I took a zinc supplement on an empty stomach so right now I feel like I was jumped in an alley by a thousand farts.
4 months ago
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Whenever you feel imposter syndrome, remember someone got paid to make this poster.
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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