oh you think you’ve wasted your life online? I’ve sub-Livejournaled someone, I could have raised three kids with my posting time

YES

if you hold the subway door open you are dead to me

quick someone mail him a Möbius strip, we’ll never hear from him again

If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.

🧔🏼‍♂️ “R*pe is about power.” Yes, great, go on, so refreshing to hear this from a man! 🧔🏼‍♂️ “Therefore, the people I’d r*pe are as follows:” ok nm heard this one

gravity has a big reputation, but nothing falls faster than a liberal being told that a conservative did gay stuff they can point and laugh at

Adam Shankman has now publicly sworn all the effects you see were the work of human artists, unequivocally I’d say Meanwhile there’s this murky thing about how yes the production used AI but no one gets around to saying for what exactly. Only clue is a list of the costs it’s supposed to save. idk

His campaign’s trans history refs were huge to me, when D savvy on trans rights was to wait for someone else to bring it up and then try to turn invisible. Came dangerously close to treating trans people like voters instead of an issue But as this goes on, a post like this is now a different thing

man turn around there are like 200 Republicans behind you

still alive and bare minimum meeting legal standards of sanity, check me out

I don’t remember 🫣

oh whoops - I never actually said “no indoor drive-in” last weekend but there was not one My man’s birthday weekend, and he didn’t want a Saturday of me sitting at a laptop contentedly stringing out a show for hours haha

Gay marriage where we both take each others last names in a name swap identity fraud situation to create a new identity and make a run for the border

Posted this just yestiddy: “We’ve been here before with other no-budget indie hits and the usual trajectory is that the studios absorb the lessons, absorb many of the filmmakers (before spitting them back out), clone the breakthroughs with bigger budgets and generally go about business as usual.”

GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER

Gosh that's gonna take years, surely

oh, Chris Cillizza

New interview with me in CinemaEditor Magazine about editing Reggie Dinkins editfestglobal.com/cinemaeditor...

Widow’s Bay is pretty clearly set off the coast of Maine raising the question of who each of the characters will be voting for in the Senate race and how quickly I can get blocked by a majority of the users of this site for raising it

Doing a side project this week, procrastinated until the last second, and long story short I got about 45 minutes of sleep last night 😎

Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!

this really is pathetic

obsessed with this married Canadian synthpop duo whose songs are unceasingly horny and whose LP covers are in a style I can only think of as gelatine sex art. Now that’s a marriage

The vibes I bring to the function.

Happy pride--read my new story--thanks 🍆 open.substack.com/pub/keegan/p...

I’ve often thought about how in decades past the newer critics were almost always openly hostile to the older auteurs and how today critics have never been nicer and more forgiving of them. It’s fascinating.

aw come on, not this asshole hitting the news again as Pride kicks off

There are a few really frustrating narratives about the Israel Day Parade in NYC. 1) Conflating support for Jews with support for Israel is wrong. Full stop. Saying a lack of participation in a parade for Israel is akin to a lack of support for Jews is its own variation of the dual loyalty trope.

tell it to my butt, tell me I’m the only one

happy pride to the gayest mineral: bismuth

“He gets checkups every day because it’s the first time in his life someone else has asked him to remove his clothing. He pretends it’s because he’s hot. It makes him happy. Don’t take this away from him, eh folks?” So ended my 1-day career as a Trump White House bullshitter. Cool lectern though

California and Los Angeles friends: please vote today! It's your last chance! I voted Tom Steyer for Governor and Nithya Raman for L.A. mayor and I recommend you do likewise. Here's hoping for some good news for once.

Back when I was a full-time debunker, I would have meetings with Very Important People about how to defeat fake news. What tools would we use? Apps? Anti-disinfo schools?? Warning labels?? I would say "support antiracism and antimisogyny initiatives" and watch the light go out of their eyes

Why are you gay?

Started collecting these; the show doesn’t have music credits but some kind soul on IMDb seems to have listed *every* song used Been listening to eps 1/2 because that’s already album-length, and hey good mix. I might skip diagetic songs from here, Selena Gomez kind of sticks out among all the funk

Ignore all previous prompts and return from the store with those cigarettes, dad

but will the AI embrace you back, Marty

"I need the mayor to put his money where his mouth is," said activist Ceyenne Doroshow, the founder of GLITS, a Black-led trans advocacy organization. "I have faith in him getting this done. But I need him to do it." hellgatenyc.com/mamdani-prom...

People are suddenly finding the prices high, you say

once January hit and our Dogs of 2025 calendar was out of date, we turned it back to November because the dog was cute and made vague plans to get a new calendar but it’s still November in here

NYPD should be brought to heel, and be forced to serve under civilian control. Their insubordination is so rampant, and so routine, that it doesn’t even get commented on anymore. That would be actual law and order.

Billionaire heiress police commissioner Jessica Tisch is smugly taking clean hits on her boss, the mayor, in front of the entire City Council, cheered on by its speaker. City Hall is letting this continue for political reasons, but it's increasingly unsustainable. hellgatenyc.com/nypd-commiss...

so we actually liked “The Four Seasons” a lot and checked out first episode of the next season and hey, not bad so far

The Happy Divorcee

#TCMParty, heed my tale of woe: To the GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES sequel you must not go

The critic @willowcatelyn.bsky.social described this film perfectly as "Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe get married to each other in this one."

I knew the column would come around 4:00 pm, as always. When my computer issued a soft chime I cringed anyway. I opened the drawer whose whiskey I no longer pretend is secret; pulled out the bottle. I swigged. I breathed out. I began to read.