Delighted to get my papers

Argentina at full time

Stuart Fell-esque

Spotted it in the window of The Malvern Bookshop, and with this little note on the first page

These are four different colour options for the same style of chinos at M&S

Christmas Jeff Tracy makes everything better

Processing the England defeat by going to look at some puppets

Ultimately, I don't think the forces of the universe could allow a timeline in which a Sir Anthony Gordon was meant to exist

Absolutely disgusting that Tuchel would do a Hitler impression #ENGARG

We're not bitter about the Hand of God at all. We don't even think about it! It's so far from our minds!! Meanwhile, the BBC World Cup titles:

I didn't have BBC Parliament coming in with an unexpected Doctor Who tender application on my bingo card

And what a lineup that evening. 👌🏻

Don't touch the figs... I, Claudius is being repeated on BBC Four from Weds 29 July.

It strikes me that West Country Tales is the original Uncanny, which means this is the equivalent of one of Danny Robins's sentence-long contributor descriptions

Love how wonderfully, irredeemably evil Sam Neill is in Peaky Blinders. He's also in one of my favourite PB shots:

Dad's just got hearing aids and is already not using the Bluetooth connectivity because it drains the battery

Maybe Haaland's tactic of slowly padding around doing fuck all needs some refinement

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England fans sing the national anthem in time challenge

By Sergeant Howie

Instances of elderly parents asking 'Have you heard of this "Count Binface"?' set to peak this weekend, I'm hearing

Ohhhh right, so it's just summer?? Oh thank God for that, I was a bit worried there what with the unbearable heat!! I did sort of wonder what was happening - but it's just this "summer", you say? Ok good. Makes sense! Ta.

But that could be late September

Clytemnestra. Those eyes.

This music plays non-diegetically when I walk to town on a sunny day youtu.be/2peBl4nLMx8?...

Very similar images here

Time for the USA v Belgium highlights

Doctor Who fans having to decide whether to watch something in the dead of night or first thing in the morning

England v Mexico

Is this that backrooms thing?

The Devil's Chair

Princess Bride, Corpse Bride... aren't any of these brides NORMAL?

Got asked for my age when buying tickets to the Prog Rock Prom. Thankfully all the years post-1970s were available

Thought I'd pick this up in the BFI 2 for £15 deal. Will be nice to watch it without an audience tittering every time the hare's on screen, and without someone sitting in front of me wearing a hat.

This ref's built like Kryten when he's wearing regular clothes

'Whenever I need a "hydration break", I always reach for Harry Kane Gut Health Soda! It's "pen"tastic!'

The face in the wall on the house in Crack Lane

Players just before a hydration break

Everyone having their windows open overnight is an open invitation to opportunistic Victorian child thieves, who slip through tight spaces to steal emeralds from ladies' dressing tables

Kane missed that sitter...

All up on iPlayer 👇🏼

Players just before a hydration break

Came across my own grave today - bit of a pisser

Absolute Jon Pertwee era Doctor Who location filming vibes. 100% a guard in a hat is running out of that control box to get instantly dispatched by someone in a John Friedlander mask

A sign you're in one of the classier Glasgow pubs

Passed about six of these on my walk, and someone had amended every single one to ensure the general public were aware that the fete would now also feature Morris dancers. That's public service for you.

That Dutch kit in UHD is the orangest thing ever - almost painful to look at. It's like NTSC Claws of Axos

FUCK

Nothing quite like matter steeping in a jar