Someone who lives in the woods giving directions to their place: "yeah I think you're about four necks away"

It's 100 years to the day that the SS Bernice from Carnival of Monsters vanished

Heatwave (2005), the docudrama about a Britain caught in a deadly summer heatwave, is being repeated on BBC4 on Sat 13 June at 20:00 www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

The Other Side: Only Connect is being repeated on BBC4 on Weds 17 June at 22:15, preceded by a Remembers... programme with producer W Stephen Gilbert. First repeat ever, possibly?

Gosh that's gonna take years, surely

Important notice: some lighthouses on Wikipedia have little animations that flash at the same rate they do in real life. This is the Bell Rock Lighthouse 👇🏼

Me seeing one of the ten million species of anonymous sandy-coloured sparrow-sized birds flitting about just out of identification range

Love the very faint Can't Buy *My* Love at the bottom

in the shadow of the Yew

Booked my first driving lesson. I'm so close to finally getting my hands on that button that controls all the car windows

Reminds me of doing work experience at a production company run by Americans, who described the budget of one of their films as being in "UK dollars"

Ich bin ein Ben Lerner

Arsenal's season finale written by Russell T Davies

Trying to come up with jokes for the Doctor Who Title Meme Generator

I once interrupted an orgy to borrow a vacuum cleaner

A personal favourite

Fuck off back to the solar system, we don't want your Space ways here

The Deep Water Children rarely leave their ponds. But when they do...

Evil can only be "warded off". Simply no other way of preventing it. Only "warding off" will do.

It's funny to think the characters in this film are watching The Quatermass Experiment while the events unfold

Sexiest ident ever btw

Is the carpet shop dog in the window today? YES

Jon Pertwee with some sort of fleshy, non-robotic version of K9

Think they prefer the term 'Bullfinch'

The Pert x

Irresponsible of the Arsenal team to celebrate all night when Dowman's got school in the morning

Only one colour to wear today

Ladybird book in the spotlight. ‘How It Works: Television’ (1968) Artist: BH Robinson

Set-up to an episode of Stingray.

Person who thinks Red-Listed is a variety

Back in the USSR but replaced with "Back in the BFI Bar"

Oh

Let's see what charming, lost words we can find in here

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ffs King Penda's been burning people on the Malverns again

Now let's go beat some bounds!!! *Crowd cheering*

Lindsay Anderson talks to Rudolf Nureyev in this edition of Omnibus from 1974, being repeated on BBC Four on Sunday 24 May at 23:35 (or watch it on iPlayer RIGHT NOW) www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Seeing a few 'Daytime TV in the UK' parody videos that make it abundantly clear the creators haven't the faintest idea what daytime TV in the UK is actually like

Spring has sprung! Apart from today! Where the heating came on! And I went about in a wool-lined trench coat!

Record breaking? That's a regular Monday in Doctor Who fandom

One of the doors marked 'Private' in my favourite bookshop was slightly ajar. Oh the urge to finally see what's on the other side...

Happy birthday David Attenborough

Happy birthday, Whistle. Brother showed it to me when I was about 7 - the dream scene scared the shite out of me. Took about 10 years of courage plucking to watch it again. Truly a masterpiece.

Highlights from this year's well dressing festival in Malvern. The theme is birds 🐦 First, the Malvhina Spout in Great Malvern

Post-holiday blues somewhat mitigated by coming home to see the hawthorn tree has bloomed 🌺

City dropping points, Murphy losing the snooker

Never ask for milk in your tea abroad

"Ohhh you know, that fella who was on the telly talking about them Martians in the pit. Professor...?"

Been trying to give up using my phone in social situations, and the big difficulty is that no one else has, so you're just bored and lonely in a different way