Me when I'm too tired to go to the rapture

Well this is spooky. I don't think I'd ever heard of Joseph Cooper, until being drawn to his LP in the Elgar museum's £1 rack last week. And now he's got his own BBC Four show!

What I'm wearing to the Raptor

Also "£234bn over several decades" is a ridiculous figure to throw around. You can't say anything meaningful about a number "over several decades". Just utterly unserious stuff.

Email from e-on saying "even though you're in credit" - by a few hundred quid because it's summer - they are going to increase my monthly direct debit so they can keep more of my money in their account for a few months

Actually it's pronounced "Loughborough"

Happy 'international students encountering a revolving door on campus for the first time' day

Join us from yesterday's trip to Scotland via the BFI for our thoughts on Zygons and the forthcoming Season 13 Collection set.

Time to put the uh into monday

📡 ZYGON ACTIVITY IN THE THAMES AREA REPORTED on the brand new Trap One🎙Podcast as we look around a corner or two, at this weekend's screening of #DoctorWho #TerrorOfTheZygons and much more! Apple Podcasts: tinyurl.com/bddnecev Spotify: tinyurl.com/4yap3dn6 Podbean: tinyurl.com/37z92v2e

Just finished re-watching The Enemy of the World. It’s terrific. I’ve never quite twigged before that David Whitaker invented a brand new DW story genre here: The Future Historical. 1) 🧵 #DoctorWho

Just noticed that from the early morning of Sunday 12 October Talking Pictures TV are repeating - wait for it - Eurotrash! So if you missed this series first time round or only saw bits like I did then here’s an opportunity to see what all the fuss was about. talkingpicturestv.co.uk/schedule/

You don't often hear a classic 1970s Zygon death howl these days

Q: What's the difference between Servalan and the USA? A:

🎶 I feel like Garbo in this late night (not very) grand hotel (fire evacuation) open.spotify.com/track/47blZ8...

🚨 Levene has got the microphone 🚨

BFI screening preceded by a special new video message from Tom Baker, who of course could see us all through the screen, then #TerrorOfTheZygons ending with him persuading Sarah to take just one more trip in the TARDIS... something in my eye again

I'm a few years time I'll be able to get to the BFI twenty minutes quicker. Well, not counting the 15min walk from the depths of New Street up to Curzon Street, then changing at Old Oak Common onto a local connecting service into Clapham Junction or Paddington.

Marc Cory! Varga! Dave and @hannahcooper.bsky.social land on Kemble where the Daleks are hatching their biggest plan yet. What will they make of the SSS and the mysterious delegates? open.spotify.com/episode/5oOW... #AKettleandSomeString

It's only... ten minutes... from my house... to the local... station... #TerrorOfTheZygons

I miss when bands/musicians always had a stylish official website that got a major redesign to suit the artwork of a new album launch, and also few fan community sites and forums that usually had deep longstanding grudges against each other.

Bit of pre BFI Zygons viewing...

I'd forgotten about the 'News by Desree' twitter account, used to crack me up. Ooh, I get the shivers. www.6000.co.za/tag/news-by-... #totp

Brand new on Dirty Feed: to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Fawlty Towers, here's a look at all the various parodies of the show over the years. "Yes madam, I am frightfully tall." www.dirtyfeed.org/2025/09/herr...

My 'conversation piece' lighting installation that nobody has noticed after 5 years

Yes I mainly experience inner resonance from female vocals or men whose surnames begin with W you've got to have a system

Orphan 55 you say...? Every day it gets a little closer to the reverence it deserves

I understand not knowing about the AI spaghetti eating meme, but it's harder to accept there are people who believe HRH Sir King Charles would serve spag bol at a royal banquet.

I spent way too long on this for such a niche audience 😂. youtube.com/shorts/tbQ_9...

On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤

Alien Earth is fun but its franchiseness is as unnecessary as Class's was. The best bits are everything else - and central characters being ridiculously stupid is a hoot.

If this is really Wilderness Years 2 they'll repeat a handful of Smith episodes then skip (back) to Blink.

I'm ent.. intre... intrigued but I'll be discreet and/or discrete about it

For the rest of your life, you're only allowed to eat scones from one of these regions. Which would you choose?

Suddenly it all makes sense

I love that clockwise became docowise and clockewand on different panels of the same instructions I got last week. I'm gonna write a play about someone who's terrible at Chinese script and the translator is actually doing this verbatim to try and show them up.

Used the landline to make a local call, so I only had to dial six digits

Should be Neil Hannon's best known song. A gentle epic that creates an unsympathetic character, then verse by relentless verse, breaks your heart to pieces on her behalf. Never leaves my eyes quite dry.

Poorly & sad cat. Much work to even get purrs. Tablet from the vet today hasn't helped, so back we'll go in the morning.

Should be Neil Hannon's best known song. A gentle epic that creates an unsympathetic character, then verse by relentless verse, breaks your heart to pieces on her behalf. Never leaves my eyes quite dry.

ᴀᴢᴀʟ 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝓇𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉

Most people attended the bullfight out of enthusiasm for the craft of red rag making. It's typical of the liberal elite to disgracefully imply they were even aware that a few peripheral incidents of fighting of bulls might take place.

Tell me you work in entertainment news yet don't know what a spin-off is (it's been corrected on the article)

Sundaysest sundays

Danius Minogue

Make a band singular: Only Child in Rhythm

Hotel toaster crime scene report. The octogenarian in front of me sent his through a second time and it emerged in flames.