Cause today’s not shite enough we have no internet and no heating.

Goodnight, Scraps (aka Twatbasket). Thirteen years of choas and farting.

“The Time Lords. It is they who have filled us with a life-force. It only remains for us to carry out the final part of our task!”

Possessing the Earth. Altered by methods we can't guess.

There's no new Doctor Who until December, so how to fill the time? I've come up with this Doctor Who Monthly Story Challenge! Inspired by those reading challenges you see occasionally, but this is for Doctor Who fans to watch and share as we go through the year. Details below!

This weekend I had the pleasure of watching 1977’s A Fabulous Journey To The Centre Of The Earth. Possibly one of the best “bad” films I’ve seen in a while. Like a sixties b&w Who episode, with occasional appearances by s11’s dinosaurs. Badly written, edited and acted. Love it!

Today’s inspiration, and some of the process.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

A Kerfuffle In Moominvalley

No, you took receipt of a Frosty The Snowman figure on Jan 2nd.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

Well done to the delivery driver who’s parked in the nursing home car park in such a way that about eight cars (including us) are now blocked in.

I do love zoning out to The Smithsonian’s “Aerial America”. The perfect sensory wallpaper. But the narration is a often quite trip on its own. “This great city was built on a legacy of segregation, violence, and genocide. Yet it also has a dark side.”

“The Time Lords! Try harder! We must get away! We must get away!”

My name is Dinklefluff and I weigh four kilograms! Today I repeatedly tried to hump a thirty kilogram big, red dog. I’m also frightened of the washdisher machine.

Thanks be to Didymus.

Alright, my little Whoies. We know David Tennant was there with his replacement for his two regenerations, but have both Doctors been present at any other modern regeneration?

You are one of the most evil and corrupt beings this Time Lord race has ever produced. Your crimes are without number and your villainy without end.

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains. Erasure’s 1991 epic, Chorus. Just an audio powerhouse of synth swish, with amazing shifts in tone.

Love yourself. Be your own special creation.

Slightly sozzled and very bloated. Curled up in bed with them there Moomins.

“If you were better looking you’d be great for the West End.” Has rented a room in my head for over 25yrs. Also, “I know everyone says you’re annoying but I really like you.”

Bonjour, my little cherubs. I just popped on to wish you all a very happy jour de… boites? Meh, close enough. Eat, drink, be merry, and worship MOI! Kissy kissy.

And finally it came to the Grinch’s favourite time of the year, where he could return to his one, true love: running the farm shop out of his cottage in the Cotswolds.

As Christmas Eve draws to a close just remember this moving thought. During the song “Scrooge” in the Muppet Christmas Carol it is abundantly clear Michael Caine dresses to the left.

Voice Reveal Lemme know what you sound like

May your winter solstice rituals contain many high jinx.

Hello Dummies, I have been banished to the old gays again. Forced to be adored, fed, and have my every whim catered for. But all I did was kick sleeping Auntie Paulie in the face in the middle of the night, and I’m moved to the foot of the bed like a pariah. And now my ear’s on backwards!

The bloody gayses took me to the V E T again today AND LEFT ME THERE! I was drugged and experimented on. They even stole some of my pointy-bitey parts!!! Nao I’m home and haz a grump but all thems say is “bloody spensive”. I don’t even know what ay hunded squids is?

Our little household is having a rough old time of it this christmas, so we’re being tres low-key. But I send out every ounce of love and empathy to you all with Paulie-hugs* all round! *innapropriate handsy ones where required.

Sindy’s all dolled up for Christmas, and nowhere to go!

YOU-ARE-MY-BEZZZZZ-FRIEEEEEND! ++Negative++You++are++my++bezzzz++friend++ WHERE DID WE LAND THE SAU-CER? WHERE?? WHERE?? WHEEEEERE??? ++Let’s++call++a++cab++

I don’t own a vintage tauntaun. My world is shooketh. How can this be????

morning

Humans. Patterns. Etc.

“Davros is gonna love that WD40. He had a right squeaky wheel last time we met.” “Doc. I don’t think we landed on Scarborough.” “Skaro! Honestly, Graham?” “Yeah, I think my memory is the least of our problems!”

Snug in her motorhome, Mimi’s all set with an industrial size bottle of Bailey’s and CAKE!!! Christmas is saved!

"This next battle is not one waged to the death, but a battle to live for the future." All shot practically using real figures, smoke, lighting and miniature sets. #godzilla #photography #miniatures

Two testicles

Watching the WhoCulture review for Russell Tovey Fucke a Fysh and they didn't like the bit where Russell Tovey fucke a fysh. THE SHOW IS CALLED RUSSELL TOVEY FUCKE A FYSH! WHY EVEN WATCH IT IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE THAT BIT?

“Hang on back there, me!” “This is so much fun, Babes!” “Wheeeeee!” “Wheeeeee!”

My super-sexy, revolving, spy tower has a massive helipad at it’s top. My precious cargo is being flown to me by helicopter. So I’m gonna have it delivered to a riverside carpark, two miles away, and do the last bit by road. #TheWarBetween #RussellToveyFuckeAFysh

Dalek Invasion Earth 0 AD #DoctorWho

Ahead of next week’s brand new season, and brand new Doctor, we present a special colour edition of last year’s exciting story where Doctor Who met The Space Pirates.

You can wash it with soap You can scrub it with soda You’ll never get rid of that Billingsgate odour #RussellToveyFuckeAFysh #TWBTLATS

How have I lived without the glorious Klaus in my life. A fun, chaotic, heart-warming origins-of-Santa tale, with shades of Emperor’s New Groove in the mix. Available on the net of flix.

This is the official theme tune to Russell Tovey Fucke a Fysh. #russelltoveyfuckeafysh. #doctorwho #thewarbetween

Piscatorial Pectoralis #RussellToveyFuckeAFysh #TheWarBetween #DoctorWho