Anyone know anything about this Easter Weekend at Downing Street? I keep hearing people say "Keir Starmer's Egg Hunt".

This is feeling personal now

Gonna be fucking wild tomorrow morning when the BBC Radio 2 Breakfast Show opens with Scott Mills shouting “April fools!”

Anyone know anything about this Easter Weekend at Downing Street? I keep hearing people say "Keir Starmer's Egg Hunt".

Of course, the loudest of Jesus' followers were his decibels

A Song About Jesus at Easter

🎶 sex probe sex probe it's a sex probe was it age appropriate did anyone disrobe

🎶 sex probe sex probe it's a sex probe was it age appropriate did anyone disrobe

Bizarre they were so successful despite having no forearms

Amazing. Add him along with Elisabeth Sladen in the "companion who cannot be bothered with Ian Levine's shit" list

Mills starts to cease radio usage - Scott has ended show (7)

Columbo-ass plot going on here

Oh it's so sad that Scott Mills is ruining the BBC family legacy started by his mother, Pebble.

I learned today that there’s a copy of the script of the episode of The Simpsons where Nelson knocks over the Sunsphere in Knoxville Tennessee in the (still standing) Sunsphere in Knoxville Tennessee.

I really hope it's more to do with Eurovision politics rather than, uh, the other thing BBC staff get sacked for.

Sometimes you have to separate the artist from the oxygen.

Andrew Scott is in the latest episode of The Comeback with an accent so good i thought he was Mark Ruffalo in the first scene

Doing yesterday's NYT Sunday Crossword and have just said aloud "OK, I get it, very clever, but I don't have time for this".

Still not slept. Too worried about how I'm going to survive this week. Big thanks to @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social and @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social et al for donating, but it won't last me the week with bills, grocieries and taxis to hospital. Top tip: don't become disabled. It's a hassle.

Received word from PIP giving me zeroes across the board for everything, claiming I can cook for myself, dress myself and all other things which are not true. I am appealing with the help of my partners. I cannot live like this. It's all so frustrating. My hands don't work and I can't see properly!

Donations will basically help me eat - which I need to do as a diabetic - or get taxis to hospital - which I also need to do as a diabetic. Please help your disabled diabetic friend!

I'm off to sleep as I had a restless night worrying how I'm going to survive until my next Universal Credit payment in a fortnight. Hopefully I will wake to some angel investor dumping a grand into my account. Fuck, life is difficult. I can't keep doing this. I'm too shattered and disabled for this.

Received word from PIP giving me zeroes across the board for everything, claiming I can cook for myself, dress myself and all other things which are not true. I am appealing with the help of my partners. I cannot live like this. It's all so frustrating. My hands don't work and I can't see properly!

🎵 Looking back on when we first met You asked me to join your illegal quartet Fights and violent crimes Do them all the time You can make me hooligan

Last week of the month is always a struggle for me. Still continue to he disabled, fighting to get PIP and lost £500 of gigs this month due to medical woes. Any help greatly appreciated. paypal.me/frizfrizzle ko-fi.com/frizfrizzle

I HAVE TIME TRAVELLED

Another beautiful #SNLUK. My one complaint is we are now two for two for prison rape jokes, but if that's what the people want, fine. The cast is delightful though. And so fucking talented. The vocals in that musical! The lyrics in British Themed Pub. So proud of this new instant British tradition.

Annabel Marlow needs to play Phoebe Sparrow in a Goodnight Sweetheart musical #SNLUK

Jools' Hour was the best Doctor Who episode I've seen in a year #SNLUK

Don't Speak Spainian very glad #SNLUK have knocked it out of the park with their first original song.

Have a song about Daylight Savings! It is 40 seconds long!!

I've been informed there are horses loose on the M4 in case you were stuck in traffic.

All the actors in the Harry Potter show keep saying shit like "yeah, she's hateful and I don't agree with her but I reeeeeaaalllly wanted to wear a big fake beard on my face". Wear a big beard anytime you like, pal! Are big fake beards rare to come by these days??

I think JK Rowling owns all the big beards and all the actors who wanna wear one are like "ah, shucks, guess i gotta feed coins into the bigotry machine so I can glue wool onto my chin, there is no other way!".

Last week of the month is always a struggle for me. Still continue to he disabled, fighting to get PIP and lost £500 of gigs this month due to medical woes. Any help greatly appreciated. paypal.me/frizfrizzle ko-fi.com/frizfrizzle

I love Mr Show

If you have NowTV, they have added a bunch of HBO content, including all of Mr Show. Go watch Mr Show. Thank me later.

I am obsessed with the Nigerian Gladiator named Hotdog

I can count the amount of trans women who have competed in the Olympics on one finger.

uh oh

🎵 A gold escudo Was worth 16 reales But then it got doubled And changed what its name was And I guess that's why they call them doubloons.

I read this and now you have to.

There's an upcoming show called "Zero Stars" where Roisin Conaty and Sara Pascoe experience places that have zero stars on Yelp and the like. It looks good! But the advert contains the phrase "ZERO ***** GIVEN" - which is SUCH a better title!

Heard that Glinner was talking shit to a mate of mine, so checked out his Twitter. His pinned tweet at the moment is an AI generated photo he has made of Stephen Fry at the pool with young boys in trunks. I do not know the reason why. No, I won't be posting the image here.

🎵 A gold escudo Was worth 16 reales But then it got doubled And changed what its name was And I guess that's why they call them doubloons.

I'm looking forward to explaining that my finger hasn't grown back

Just had a call from the DWP in which, during the health section of the questionnaire, they genuinely, unironically asked the question “our system says you have autism spectrum disorder, is that still the case?”

Here's something that's bothered me for years: why are scrambled eggs so much easier to eat? I feel like I could eat 8 scrambled eggs without even thinking. Eight fried eggs feels like a lot. Eight boiled eggs? Absurd