Sandie Peggie sounds like the worst possible recipe variation of Sex On The Beach

For you, my love, anything. #russelltoveyfuckeafysh

IT IS RUSSELL TOVEY FUCKE A FYSH DAY! 8.30pm, BBC One. You WILL believe a man can fucke a fysh. If anyone with better eyes and fingers than me wants to make and post fanart of this occasion, do so with the hashtag #RussellToveyFuckeAFysh

Half of Labour’s policies are just “work or die“ and the other half are “just die“ cause you don’t deserve to be part of our society

The Green Party: "We would like to have a sensible conversation about legalising and regulating drugs" The Prime Minister: "ZACK POLANSKI WANTS TO PERSONALLY SELL CRACK TO YOUR CHILDREN" Adults in the room etc

With the Pudsey Christmas animation and the Paddington musical, Tom Fletcher is currently going through a "I will only write songs for Fictional British bears" phase. Looking forward to his Bungle Rap Concept Album.

If you are wondering about why people are calling The War Between The Land And The Sea "Russell Tovey Fucke a Fysh", this should explain the dumb in-joke. #russelltoveyfuckeafysh #twbtlats #doctorwho

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf? Well get ready for seasonal depression on top of your regular depression.

My pronouns are he/him - as in masculine, and they!/them! - as in terrifying giant ants clawing out of the earth from mile-deep catacombs.

Tonight's dinner 🍽️🍜: Jollof Spaghetti, a Nigerian fusion dish. Spaghetti in a spicy tomato and chilli sauce with vegetables. It's like a spicier arrabiata sauce. I really enjoyed this, although I think I probably prefer the original jollof rice. Recipe from: cheflolaskitchen.com/jollof-spagh...

I just published my latest article on Medium about one of my favorite kinds of dishes: Chicken soup! 🍜 medium.com/@vive_la_nia...

Experimenting with writing some longer-format things about food. medium.com/@vive_la_nia...

My latest article is out today, talking about la cucina povera. Let me know what you think and if you enjoy it, please share it! #food medium.com/@vive_la_nia...

*Me, suddenly wide awake and staring at the ceiling at 5 a.m.* "The Epstein Files should be released in full, and then disseminated exclusively via the medium of Drag Queen Story Hour."

"Existing While Trans" thread incoming. Anyone got any experience of successfully getting DBS checked while trans? I've been trying to get one for ages. I've previously lost work opportunities because my various name changes and gender discrepancies ground the system to a halt. 1/?

DID YOU KNOW In The Parting of the Ways (2005), The Doctor was not meant to regenerate at the end. Eccleston just did that. That's why he hasn't come back to the show. He's David Tennant now. #doctorwho #facts

I'm a mezze bitch who lives for shawarma.

every AI ad is like “hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?” and then the phone is like “sandwich” and the guy is like “wow”

Fine! It's the criticism joke. Now can all 1,300 of you followers vote for it please. I WANT £106.

At Neon with a heavy metal DJ. I put in a request and he was stoked by it. Went to fist bump me, so I put out my amputated finger stub for him to bump. He saw it, went "OH MY GOD!", and preceded to pull out his glass eye. Best interaction I've had this month.

Omg I think I’m female to malevolent

Some guy: "so you're female to male?" Me: "more...female to meh." New gender identity just dropped, I guess?

On tonight's Question Time: Reform Candidate Alan Brick, Reform Candidate Jim Rerry-Vacist, Reform Candidate Gary Whiteman and, I dunno, for balance, a bee in a jar.

Is there anyone in the Green Party called Lucy and is there anyone in Reform called Tighty because I have a brilliant idea for a joke.

It's been 1 week since you spotted me Wiping juice off my chin Look, I was hungry. 5 days since you yelled at me Saying where are the plums And why's the icebox empty?

I cannot stress how "on tonight" this is. Nottingham, go purchase your cheaper-than-usual tickets now!

I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright now.

Incredibly niche, DropoutTV/Greek mythology-inspired Halloween "throuples costume"? Us? Surely you jest!

It has been one year since I had a big knee! And it is ONE WEEK until you can hear all about it at Nottingham Comedy Festival. Use code BIGKNEE at checkout for 25% off. That's cheaper than on the door! www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/friz-frizzle...

Update: I am pleased to report that our household is now using "Unfanny Valley" as an epithet when encountering terrible AI porn ads. 😂

I created a show about monsters/elves/the Fae messing with humans by disrupting train journeys. Wanna guess how many journeys related to this project HAVEN'T been hit by cancellations, delays & disruptions? (Hint: rhymes with "A Pigfat Hero") This is why I set off 6 hours early, though.

Brighton-Adjacent Folk! Waiting at Eldridge (my poem/story/show about mortals, monsters, & miscommunications in railway stations) comes to Brighton Horror Festival TODAY (21/10). Please come & see it! 18:30 @yellowbookbar.bsky.social Ticket Office here: brightonhorrorfest.com/event/waitin...

The stock "cubes" my girlfriend got at the new Korean food shop turn out not to be cubes at all. I don't really get many trick or treaters where I live, but if I did... "Hey kids, help yourselves to Fish Polos*!" *Lifesavers if you're American.

I hate it when someone plays the last move in online Scrabble, and there's that pause before the ending screen so that I don't realise the game is over right away, because I end up pawing uselessly at my tile deck like a cat with a laser pointer.

My boyfriend's pal had to have her dog shaved for a medical procedure. The before and after photos have severe Rosie Jones/Jack Dee energy, despite being the same dog. It's fascinating.

I had *several* bowls of this. Delightfully satisfying and tasty comfort food. It's even better the next day, when the flavours have developed and the rice has absorbed more of the liquid, making it not a million miles from a chicken soup themed congee.

Encountered a particularly unsettling, (as well as generally egregious) online ad for some sort of AI porn app. I've decided that the genre of such abominations should henceforth be called... Unfanny Valley. Mostly because "slop porn" is probably already in use elsewhere.

Right. No that’s true thank you

It's been a wild ride/infuriating ball-ache navigating the various bureaucracies, ineptitudes of the housing support system (and to be fair, collaborating with the nicer public sector and charity workers who actually want to help), but it's finally over. Happy Not-Homeless Day, Friz! 💜💙🩷

Warning: this is about abuse, trafficking, assault, injury, medical incompetence, and financial difficulties. vm.tiktok.com/ZNdp1JshW/ GoFundMe link here: gofund.me/e1a4fbf44 Please share however you can.

Very excited to finally release this news more broadly - I'm going to be playing Robert Walton in Re: Frankenstein, and BOY am I excited! (Re: Frankenstein will be an all-trans cast audio adaptation of the classic novel from the folk who brought you Re: Dracula and Re: Carmilla.)

I had some of this. Turns out cooked unripe bananas are a pretty nice starchy side dish. Unsurprisingly, not unlike tangy plantains. Not in any way like figs, for which I am grateful. They really complimented the saltfish, which was absolutely delicious, and the avocado made a lovely contrast.

The best thing about having a comedian like @frizfrizzle.bsky.social for a partner is the prime seats you get when you go to their gigs.

If you can't handle me at my worst (eating a microwaved lasagne wearing just my pants) you don't deserve me at my best (same but with a hat on)

MUSIC FACT: Mel & Kim were able to record "Respectable" after the eleventh take.

UK PEOPLE: If you start watching Threads at 2.12pm, the bomb will go off at the same time as the Emergency Text alert.

Wanna feel old?! This is what the guy from the Take On Me video lloks like now!

[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i want you all to give a warm welcome to graham linehan Rowling: i've decided that it's high time we welcome him back into the mainssstream of the gender critical movement Rowling: he'sss definitely very normal and not unhinged

I had some. My review: OMNOMNOM.