It's been a wild ride/infuriating ball-ache navigating the various bureaucracies, ineptitudes of the housing support system (and to be fair, collaborating with the nicer public sector and charity workers who actually want to help), but it's finally over. Happy Not-Homeless Day, Friz! 💜💙🩷

Caihua is a dear friend of a dear friend, so I've been aware of her story for a while. We'll probably never meet, but I feel so much love for, & sorrowful rage on behalf of, this amazing woman & her equally amazing & dedicated found family. Please support them at this difficult time, if you can. 🌻🌻🌻

Warning: this is about abuse, trafficking, assault, injury, medical incompetence, and financial difficulties. vm.tiktok.com/ZNdp1JshW/ GoFundMe link here: gofund.me/e1a4fbf44 Please share however you can.

Very excited to finally release this news more broadly - I'm going to be playing Robert Walton in Re: Frankenstein, and BOY am I excited! (Re: Frankenstein will be an all-trans cast audio adaptation of the classic novel from the folk who brought you Re: Dracula and Re: Carmilla.)

I had some of this. Turns out cooked unripe bananas are a pretty nice starchy side dish. Unsurprisingly, not unlike tangy plantains. Not in any way like figs, for which I am grateful. They really complimented the saltfish, which was absolutely delicious, and the avocado made a lovely contrast.

The best thing about having a comedian like @frizfrizzle.bsky.social for a partner is the prime seats you get when you go to their gigs.

If you can't handle me at my worst (eating a microwaved lasagne wearing just my pants) you don't deserve me at my best (same but with a hat on)

MUSIC FACT: Mel & Kim were able to record "Respectable" after the eleventh take.

UK PEOPLE: If you start watching Threads at 2.12pm, the bomb will go off at the same time as the Emergency Text alert.

Wanna feel old?! This is what the guy from the Take On Me video lloks like now!

[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i want you all to give a warm welcome to graham linehan Rowling: i've decided that it's high time we welcome him back into the mainssstream of the gender critical movement Rowling: he'sss definitely very normal and not unhinged

I had some. My review: OMNOMNOM.

I wonder if I can manifest getting @samreich.bsky.social to appear on What's in the Box? whilst he's up at Edinburgh Fringe. I don't think he'd be *against* an improv gameshow where the game changes every show. freefringe.org.uk/shows/friz-f...

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ review for FUNNY TURN from Lothian Life! www.lothianlife.co.uk/2025/08/friz...

No press. No PR. Full rooms. Glowing audience reviews. One five star review from independent press (the only press I allow in my show). I do the Edinburgh Fringe for one reason only: the audience. It is the only thing that matters. One week to go. Come see the show, you'll love it.

Seven performances left. Come see the best show I've ever written. If you don't it *does* automatically make you ablist. I don't make the rules. www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

If you're at the #edinburghfringe, and you enjoy poetry, storytelling, mythology, theatre... Hell, if you don’t think you like any of the above: I urge you to go see Spencer Mason's The Hundred Headed Song. There's not a word wasted. Not a second I wasn't fully engrossed. It's phenomenal work.

Are you at the #Edinburghfringe? Do you enjoy poetry, storytelling and general spoken word shenanigans? Come on down to the Banshee Labyrinth Banqueting Hall on Niddry St at 7pm tonight- or indeed any night except Monday until the 24th. Part of the PBH Free Fringe. freefringe.org.uk/shows/screec...

BEHOLD THE EVIL BUTTERFLY OF DOOM

Got an update on my friend's dog's life of crime.

HUGE wife. Absolutely MASSIVE Scottish wife.

I can’t help but wonder that if proposing a nationwide bathroom ban for trans people isn’t enough to get supposed trans allies to leave the Labour Party, what will actually do it? You should campaign for parties that align with your beliefs. If you don’t believe in bathroom bans, resign.

I want this show to be full today. Spread the word. Talk about it on social media sites that I don't have an account at. Fucking... do a Deviantart blog!

WHAT'S IN THE BOX? Lineup for Thursday 7th August, 1pm, Globe Bar, 13 Niddry Street ALASDAIR BECKETT-KING (@misterabk.bsky.social) LESLIE EWING-BURGESSE (@leslieis.cool) TOM LITTLE (@thisistomlittle.bsky.social) Bring an item, pop it in the box and watch the chaos unfurl. Free entry!

Sexy Tina, Train Conductress!

This might be the best review I've ever received

Another nice full room for FUNNY TURN. Find out why it's so popular, 4pm, Whistlebinkies #EdFringe

Happy #QuickFlyerFriday! If you're at #EdFringe this year, and fancy an unnerving hour in a dark room with me, come along to Banshee Labyrinth on 2-9 August for YOU OUGHTA BE IN PICTURES.

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

Pianist-comedian loses a finger just before the Fringe

A tribute to my namesake: the late, great #TomLehrer

Tom Lehrer: fuck it, I'm out.

So long, Tom, It seems you're really gone. It's quite a blow for me. But thanks for the songs That you made sure belonged To everybody, Royalty free!

End of a Lehrer :(

My boyfriend @tomjuniper.bsky.social putting my situation with more details than I am usually too embarrassed to say. Do give it a read. Imagine sad music playing whole you do and please consider donating to a disabled, diabetic and homeless comedian that you like. paypal.me/frizfrizzle

corporations on july 1st:

It's me. I'm the boyfriend. I dusted off my best public sector professional pain-in-the-arse voice & POLITELY broken-recorded that Friz signing a document that contained outright lies WASN'T HAPPENING So yeah, my partner is extremely homeless right now. All help appreciated. paypal.me/frizfrizzle

Co-delivered some workshops in a SEND school this week. First time working in a school since I started testosterone. I had a bit of anxiety about it. The anxiety was unwarranted.

She has never been a fave of mine, so I can't exactly say I'm disappointed. However, regardless of her views on trans people (nothing good, clearly), my headcanon here is that she only took the role to boil Glinner's piss.

We want to hear about experiences of discrimination, harassment, or challenges faced in single-sex spaces in the UK since the Supreme Court judgment on 16 April 2025 and EHRC guidance: tinyurl.com/SingleSexSpa.... Closing date is 5pm tomorrow. #Trans #Transgender #Nonbinary #Queer #LGBT #TransAlly

My partner is still in hospital after having a finger amputated. Shit way to have to spend a birthday. Good thing I'm here to cheer them up!

FRIZ FRIZZLE'S FUNNY TURN I love performing comedy, but a lot has happened this year to prevent it. A big knee. Hiccups. A disease from the 1800s. Find out how determined I am to do my silly ditties despite these illnesses this August at #EdFringe www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

So, here's a fun and unexpected aspect of (my) transition: I, and all of my partners, are various flavours of enby trans, who get regularly categorised into binary gender roles by strangers. I'm trans masc, on T, post top surgery: increasingly frequently, I'm parsed as a man. I'm cool with that. 1/?

I remember a George Carlin bit about how your belongings are your stuff, but other people's stuff is their shit. I notice that when someone dies, those they leave behind have to sort out their "things". I hate that. When I die, I want my memory honoured by my loved ones "rifling through my shit".

A great-great-uncle of Little Alex Horne? #Taskmaster

Cishet men in hospital! It doesn't matter HOW jocular and charming you act towards the nurses and other patients. If you then LOUDLY treat your girlfriend/mum/daughter like shit when she visits, we're all going to find out you're a massive dick anyway.

Alright everyone, one last push. If you or anyone you know is: - LGBTQ+ - 13-24 years old - In the US Trevor Project is recruiting responses for their survey on LGBTQ+ mental health. It has HUGE impacts on policy, please take it and share widely if you can :) trvr.org/survey2025

Still in hospital but at least rude Scrabble with @tomjuniper.bsky.social is happening.