Found out today that I may have type 2 diabetes. Got a call with the doctor tomorrow but have been told it's nothing to worry about.

This is just a map of circumcision rates, though, from here: www.mdpi.com/2563-6499/5/...

I am currently laid up sick on yet more antibiotics, but thank you to everyone who donated, I'll message you all once I'm well enough. We've put a stretch goal on to cover the platform fees (whoops) and recovery costs. You can read Chris' update below the original message. Much love.

So many blokes seem to make "jokes" about having skid marks in their underwear... Am I the one guy who wipes my arse properly?

I cannot wait for my Dee Sanction: Monad Edition gets here. A while to wait yet but oh boy it's going to be wonderful

I want a cosy game that's just a bunch of people setting up a commune in the woods.

Mental health is in the toilet tonight. Not a happy chappy.

The far right isn't interested in actually ruling - Farage doesn't care about being PM. They care about pushing an agenda, and right now Starmer is facilitating that agenda.

Nooooooo! They arrested the Socialist Mannequin!!!!!

Oops there it is. www.instagram.com/reel/DRT4PjC...

Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:

Hahahahahahahaha!!! Amazing. (He'll be gone by then).

Whatever happened to the Keir Starmer Ukrainian male models arson thing?

I can just imagine Dan Radcliffe rolling his eyes and mouthing to his Mrs "it's him again... Move on you fucking nerd!"

Trump just apparently called for the execution of 6 veteran lawmakers for telling soldiers they can refuse illegal orders. The line between democracy and dictatorship is being erased. Read now: www.plagueisland.com/p/the-dons-d...

Once again Capitalists complaining about Capitalism and blaming Socialism.

He's such a desperate has-been cunt

Every time I forget how grotesque this is and every time it stuns me.

“worst election since 1935” cunts- if your anointed one leads the Labour Party to fourth place and electoral oblivion? You won’t be be able to block all of us

Today, on Transgender Day of Remembrance, we remember the transgender lives lost to violence. The Green Party stands shoulder to shoulder with transgender people in the face of increasing transphobic rhetoric in our society and politics.

BREAKING: Among 2024 Labour voters, 35% have a favourable opinion of Zack Polanski, 11% have an unfavourable opinion of him. 2024 Labour voters say Polanski is more net favourable than: Keir Starmer Ed Davey Jeremy Corbyn Rachel Reeves Zarah Sultana Nigel Farage Kemi Badenoch (YouGov, 16-17 Nov)

Looks like green are the real opposition to reform. Labour and lib dem cultists need to hold their nose and vote for greens otherwise they'll let Reform in

I'm convinced that when the gammon encounters an "Evergreen Tree" for sale in Tesco, this is what they see:

This Labour government is more corrupt and evil than the Tory government was

Post your getaway vehicle

Can't wait for Xmas. We'll get up and open our festive gifts from under the evergreen tree. Then I'm going to lay the table with occasional crackers, have a lovely normal roast dinner, then set fire to a dome pudding for dessert. Then I'm going to sing seasonal carols with my family.

One day, instead of "blah blah mealy mouthed both sides appeasement corporate speak bollocks" retailers should respond to gammon faux outrage nonsense with "for fuck sake, you're adults. Get a fucking life!".

An evergreen tree only becomes a Christmas tree once it is decorated for Christmas. Happy to help.

There is no feeling quite like that of washing out and refilling your water bottle with ice cold water after not using it for a couple of days. I guzzle that shit like it's liquid gold.

The UK is considering a policy that would effectively segregate trans people from society. It would bar trans people from "single sex spaces" even when they use the facility of their sex assigned at birth. This is a full on policy of segregation without even the benefit of separate facilities.

Was a brave little soldier today and left the house to go to the doctor for blood tests.

Me and my genie familiar say thank you for sharing if you can

Save Doctor Who by making Jim Howick the Doctor and introducing Mark Bonnar's The Eleven to the television series as a recurring villain.

It's not just the funniest thing. It's also absolutely legitimate and your right as an author to be remunerated for the unauthorised use your work. I'd even go as far as to say it is your duty to your craft and colleagues to file a claim.

Spot on, again youtu.be/1Zb6fZCqdrQ?...

1. Egregious incivility 2. Insomnia posting 3. Excessive reposting

Even the scab labour the council brought in to undermine the strike are going on strike because of the council and its behaviour

A #capitalism.

Got a new bag for my tattoo stuff. Now all my needles, inks, pads, hygiene bits and even my piercing kit fits in one bag. It's even got its own power supply for the gun lol

Literal nazi shit

I remember when purity politics were just called principles

Who up posting their motives

Guardian Senior Political Correspondent

Really? The Labour right faction that is in charge are "muscular atlanticists" who believe the USA is the centre of the universe. They would shoot their grandmother for a dramatic photoshoot in Washington DC making them look like they were on the West Wing. That's why.

Guys I just think OJ is a bell end. It's no deeper than that. Among other things: He caved on the antisemitism smears, took too long abandoning the Labour party, and gets shitty when you bring any of it up. Petulant and revisionist.

Not many MAGA men admitting to sucking their pals' dicks in support of Trump, of course, because these lunatics think fucking a guy is worse than fucking a child.