My friend's cat Bo

Jesus to his disciples:

Money is very tight for the next week, so if anyone would like to purchase some of my music it would be much appreciated to get me over the line to payday There are some spooky albums found here at low, low prices!

The richest man in the world and the biggest loser in the world are the same person. Makes me wonder how many of the other billionaires who are shitting all over the planet are equally stupid and cringey. It's lunacy that these fools have been allowed to seize so much influence.

My friend's cat Bo

This government are in an eternal trolley problem but they think the way to solve it is to kill everyone on both tracks

Old supervisor who was made to transfer then quit in disgrace outside work picking someone up refusing to come inside today lol How powerful am I that this man won't step foot in our building after working there 20 years

Emergency alarm thingy went off at work while I was peeing and was like damn sure hope someone's not assaulting my coworkers Love that this is just daily customer facing work now 👍

Love when mps get stories about how they 'refuse to rule out challenging for leader'. The presumptuousness is so funny. Like me going I refuse to rule out running for queen of the moon

So sorry to be my regular beggy self when I know times are hard and the time of year but if anyone could do me a solid with any small amount I'd so appreciate it PayPal.me/smloem

Me and my genie familiar say thank you for sharing if you can

Thanks so much for shares guys, having to use heating cos of the cold fucking up my pain so anything helps at all My budget didn't account for it to be so expensive which is just my life motto

Climbed over a mountain of kitchen stuff I was reorganizing to get to my chopping board cos I got hungry lol. Proceeded to struggle to chop on this precarious trash mountain before realising I could simply have moved the board. Too late. In it now.

How long were the gammon steaks out of the fridge for??

Got some braggy work gc thing about a guy getting banned for stealing wine and gammon steaks and they're like but we got the gammon steaks back. Thank fuck for that! Tryna work out how tho, did he throw them like a decoy You simply cannot make me care about who the man in the pic is lol

Me and my genie familiar say thank you for sharing if you can

So sorry to be my regular beggy self when I know times are hard and the time of year but if anyone could do me a solid with any small amount I'd so appreciate it PayPal.me/smloem

Yes still UCing it, so lemme just leave a little linkle here as it's been a hard month + Christmas is next month 😑😔 www.paypal.me/bobbiqeld

On his back and not looking lool

On his back and not looking lool

Walked into the room and they definitely look up to something

once I was on Alan Sugars The Apprentice and in the boardroom he was just about to fire me but my Gamer Reflex kicked in and I instantly brought out a mirror and so he pointed his You’re Fired directly back at himself and he turned to dust and I was the new Alan Sugar on Alan Sugars The Apprentice

Labour to introduce tax on saying “ooooh big stretch” when your dog does a cute stretch

Walked into the room and they definitely look up to something

went to a bar in a small town we loved dressed goth to the nines as always as soon as we walked in a great big man shouted "holy shit lads the cure's getting back together"

This reply was my favorite

One of my faves from the thread on the other place was a fella who was late to a lecture and he was wearing a silver puffer jacket. He walked across apologising to the lecturer who waited for him to sit down before saying "problem with the space ship, was there?"

My man

My man

When I was driving today, I heard a local news story that children burnt by hot water bottles had increased by 75% this year. The lead was 'children burnt because people are putting boiled water in them'. As though they haven't always done that. It's because people can't heat their homes!

monica lewinsky is not a fucking fascist but we still think it's oh so funny to insult fascists by comparing them to her. naturally lower and more worthy of contempt than a fascist racist pedophile, such that it is an insult to the pedophile to compare him to her: a woman

Beautiful moment of solidarity where my coworker refused I serve someone cos they didn't say please lmao, they wanted to talk to a manager, manager backed them and said yeah gtfo looool

I am actually - would care to donate to my fundraiser? www.justgiving.com/page/lina-s-...

Beauty. From a negative in my collection, no date/info.

Whenever I cook Gene chills with me, but today he's doing it like this. I thought he'd clean at first but nope, just hanging out

👖APPEAL FOR MEN’S CLOTHES👕 Someone I know in Bethnal Green is asking for men’s clothes for the psychiatric ward they work in Hackney. Too often people are in dire straits and don’t have families who can bring clothes. If you’re local and can help out, please drop me a message.

Whenever I cook Gene chills with me, but today he's doing it like this. I thought he'd clean at first but nope, just hanging out

For real, check this out. Evil.

Everyone… I just need to rent a place to replace our tent. My family has fallen very sick because of it, Don’t forget us even with the ceasefire it’s an illusion to divert attention from us. Our suffering has worsened, the situation is extremely dire and I’ve lost everything except my trust in you.

It was this one so she had a point

Ed becoming PM is genuinely the funniest possible timeline and needs to happen.

I saw this illustration by @annafollies.bsky.social on Tumblr today and instantly lost it. Still missing Fergus every day. 💔 www.tumblr.com/annafollies

My mate gave me this from her holiday of a 'cool leaf' and bless her

not to be a gender essentialist but apart from generally having less muscle there is nothing about the hormonal makeup of women that would mean we need this kind of protection. we are not in fact less rational, more emotional, etc, those things aren't "feminine", theyre patriarchal

Liverpudlian Nan at my job got stopped by the weird young misogynist just now and he was joking about how if he said what he wanted to she wouldn't be happy So she replied 'fuck off dickhead, nob off' before he said a word ❤️

Got a queue of cats wanting strokes here lol

Got a queue of cats wanting strokes here lol

Liverpudlian Nan at my job got stopped by the weird young misogynist just now and he was joking about how if he said what he wanted to she wouldn't be happy So she replied 'fuck off dickhead, nob off' before he said a word ❤️

The sign was damaged but also I couldn't understand and 'navigate' it Which was it Stephen? Just say your journeys more important than children's lives lol

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.