You can't, if you tried to make new Friends you'd find one of the cast is dead and Warner Bros would sue the pants off you

Black eggs Black eggs Seafloor black eggs Will those hungry hatchlings Scurry with a million legs?

This was a thoroughly enjoyable yarn

Andy Burnham speaking to his dishonourable member when he tries to keep it up without Definitely Maybe playing in the background

How many times will the Bylines group publish rabid transphobes before it's less an utter incompetence thing and more a deliberate choice

This is just an added bonus to Labour though

It's interesting how increasingly organisations* are recognising that prolific genAI usage is an operational risk *except the ones arrogant enough to think they're too big to fail or who are fully part of the genAI cult

Please stay safe friends 🧡

piracy is the only extant form of media preservation that exists in games right now, you might find it morally reprehensible but there is literally no other institution that will keep games alive in 25, 50 years' time

Got the toddler a little set of Pokémon toys and the Psyduck is just perfect Psyduck vibes

You either die a Bart or live long enough to see yourself become the Milhouse

Going to assume the screaming I just heard wasn't related to the football but instead some kind of eldritch being is eating my neighbours

This is just because they're sad about what was done to A Decent Man. Poor lads are devastated, especially the Arsenal players who see him as more of a sort of sexy father figure.

Once again listening to Bent Knee's You Know What They Mean, which might be the best album of the 2010s

Seeing the England v Congo score

Men only want one thing and it's disgusting (to be playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2)

Got a new router and why is everything an obelisk now

Lmao fuck off you utter dorks, fuck Sony

Big day for Lloyds sucking absolute shit

disabled transport nerds, apply to work with me!

Highly recommend having a look at the suite of films that this weird Christian nationalist studio cobbles together

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Being intensely dislikeable rn (listening to Tool)

My partner is having a rough time of it right now but I do think being a dickhead to me isn't the answer quite frankly

From a Canadian newspaper; image first published 31 Aug *2013*.

I’ve had a huge health setback following my move. My level of function is half what it was before. The hospital said they would connect me with “resources” to assist with activities of daily living. There’s a 1.5 year wait list. MAiD was offered in under a month.

put another way, 'ofgem has decided to scale back the headline figures for average use so the govt can get away w not doing anything & their real bosses & retirement plans at the companies its meant to regulate dont see their profits cut or extra taxes on extraordinary profits levied'

Fuck yeah, well done Colorado

well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.

Mark Carney is a massive cunt

Not sure why my cunt next door neighbour is talking loudly on the phone about Nic Cage movies but all his opinions fucking suck

Shocking reports that Andy Burnham's first act as Prime Minister will be to proscribe Huxley Pig

Trans people, disabled people, and people of colour to the MPs of the England & Wales Green Party

Andy Burnham uses herbal essences on his pubes

me logging on

Wanna just fuck everything off and start a doomgaze band

Singing this to the tune of Daddy Cool

Lots of people rightly calling out the lack of commitment on trans rights here, but far less highlighting that disability rights are also absent despite us looking at a minimum of tens of thousands of disabled people being sent into poverty by 2030 as it stands

It is your civic responsibility to cover your face and then kick one of these things over if it is forcing vulnerable people onto the pavement. It would be cool if you just did it in general with anybody. But definitely for the vulnerable.

Burnham even more racist than Starmer then, surprising no one given what he's said since he started ramping up his leadership claim

You really don't see enough haberdasheries around these days #BrokenBritain

Shut up fuckface, do down a flume or something

Incorrect, this is the perfect size for a family car

Fun to see Japan take the lead but we don’t cheer for that player though

The usable width of a highway for pedestrians and those wheeling is already disproportionately small. Especially in streets where half-on and obstructive pavement parking is rife. To then remove even more usable space while attempting to dodge private robots is obscene.

Smh didn't even destroy the universe, what a soy boy beta cuck of a collider

I've got to wear a fucking suit today 😾