Do you reckon if I stabbed my brain with a paintbrush it'd take the hint and stop being a cunt Do you reckon if it had some warhammer paint on it it'd speed up the process y/n

The latest genAI shithead's entire account is gone!

"...journalists must not persist in questioning, telephoning, pursuing or photographing individuals once asked to desist, unless justified in the public interest." Don't worry about that you cunt, I'm fairly certain this counts as in the public interest.

Counterpoint:

Finally sorted out remastering this one, and I hope you all like the minor tweaks I've made to it. Hoping I get some time to work on some proper new music this year, but for now these remasters are keeping me marginally less insane

I have remastered the 2023 album Beyond The Dread Plains, an ambient album of haunted/haunting songs. This new remastered version will be released on Friday March 27 on all your favourite and most hated digital platforms.

You must gather your party before venturing forth

Would anyone like to buy a Boss TU-3? It mostly lived in my gig bag, so it's scratched up good, but it's Boss so obviously it still works flawlessly. Buffered input so you can use it for re-amping too. DM if interested. Ta x

I hope it turns inwards so much he spontaneously combusts

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There’s always a perfect Butterfield. I feel like this could be good as well

Can't believe I've missed this perfect Butterfield, for the next time someone tells a really rubbish joke

My brain is yet again being evil today so I've taken some time to remaster one of my old albums Will look to sort out a release window for it soon

Me to fubpee accounts

The next time I see the headline "Ricky Gervais calls out" it had better end with "in horror as a komodo dragon sinks its teeth into his neck"

Correct John, this is what Homer wrote:

reminder that blocking doesn't force unfollow, so worth temporarily unblocking to double check you've unfollowed too

Whole lot of you following Neil Gaiman, and I assume it's because you forgot you did so and he stopped posting when it was revealed he is a rapist. Since he's trying to make a return, do yourself a favour and check if you're following @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and if so unfollow and block.

It's been a while since we had a Your Party update, and it adds a nice bit of levity to this extremely fucked up start to 2026. Thank you 🫡

✨HELLO HELLO I am having a big sale on my website for the month of February - 15% off all original limited-edition linoprints! very grateful for any sharing! #art #artsky #printmaking #witchsky shop.frankduffy.co.uk

I've enjoyed painting up my Tyranids, so thought I'd also share the value of getting eBay deals to keep Warhammer affordable. To make nearly a 500 point army: 20 Termagants £8 10 Genestealers £10 5 Barbgaunts (half painted) £8 Tyranid Prime (not painted) £7 So £33. It's £121.50 at Games Workshop!

There's not enough sexy saxophone in music these days

My partner and I made a pact that, if something happened to the other and our baby, we wouldn't go find a new, happy life but instead inflict vengeance on the powerful who get away with horrors until they were able to stop us Just thinking about that today for no reason

My brain is extremely mad today which means the posts will be erratic, but quite frankly that's your own fucking fault for following me isn't it

Punxsutawney Phil is a cunt

This puts Scottish Labour to the right of Reform

Latest model on my Tyranid adventure! Decided to paint up the Barbgaunts in the style of "what if xenomorphs went to a cybergoth club night"

If Bluesky went to war, this would be its leader

🎶 I'm in the middle of a mental breakdown 🎶

"Lord" Mandelson should resign from life next

I guess "white wealthy British and American grooming gangs" doesn't have the same ring to it

He could sit in the middle of a live televised press conference and shit himself, and he wouldn't lose any voters, OK?

34 seconds, listen for sound, watch green jacket/blond hair's reaction

Thanks everyone ❤️ Here's a Bonus Minnie to compensate for bringing down the mood

Colin the Batterpillar

Yorkie bars are boring and cumbersome to eat

Alternatively go and support the Sameer Project. Or just call on a friend that you've been meaning to reach out to. Send that message you've been thinking about sending. Actually organise that hang out you've wanted to do since last year. Do something good. Anything linktr.ee/thesameerpro...

With this in mind I have set up a fundraiser in his name. If you can go and support the Palestine Children's Relief Fund. I want everyone to have a smile on their face when they hear the name BattleWhisk. Rest well Peter, I will think about you every single day give.pcrf.net/fundraiser/6...

Year Zero by Nine Inch Nails hits even harder today than it did when it released, real underrated album that one

i still think it's weird that people were going "there's plenty of housing to go around, but landlords are jacking up prices" then a bunch of neoliberal types popped up with "actually, we just need to build more houses, and the price will go down" and suddenly people accepted that as the solution

The Matrix (1999) Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski #oneperfectshot 📽️

The fact that there is no real organised effort to inflict consequences on those in the Epstein files and they are instead just being used as political entertainment should tell you that none of our current democratic or justice systems are fit for purpose. Not one.

A creole and cajun cryptid drag queen named Rougarou Paul

I've shared this before but sharing again since a lot of y'all are going through it lately 🫂