Fuck these union busting cunts, hope their game never comes out and Rockstar's leaders all fall down a well

Brush your teeeeth Keep them looking clean and bright Brush brushy brush b-b-brush brush Brush your teeeeth Every day and every night Brush brushy brush b-b-brush brush brush

Hey sexy mama Wanna kill all humans?

Missed my connecting train by one minute and now I'm going to be back even later to my sick baby than I was. Trains are my enemy today, fuck this utterly dogshit service from these greedy fucks

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Just knocked up a wee thing for Blackpool council

First Greggs festive bake of the season procured

Thameslink trains are so shit, always so crowded with people and zero legroom

Important.

Someone at my partner's work has said their son is interested in getting into Warhammer, so I've dug out some models and a few paints for them to give it a go Recruiting the next round of people into this unaffordable hobby 🫡

I won't get home from work until gone 11 tonight, and I've already started for the day, so excuse me if I have very low cunt tolerance for the foreseeable

There's an AI video of a coyote and a road runner going around, so here's a real one instead youtu.be/RGokoL-G1A4

Whoever coined the term "no idea is a bad idea" had never heard of Rachel Reeves

Never trust anyone who thinks defending the honour of XL Bullies is more important than stopping people from being killed by XL Bullies

Think I'm going to start a new FIFA career mode with Bristol City, honouring my dad's favourite team by taking them to the Champion's League

If we're all making posts about comedy shows to make silly sweeping comments, the fact that Little Britain became a mainstream staple while Monkey Dust remained obscure showcased that British culture had shifted from punching up to relishing in the cruelty of the state to oppress marginalised groups

Keir Starmer: Pokémon Nuzlocker

Watching A Nightmare Before Christmas as a British kid, seeing the Thanksgiving tree door and wondering "what the fuck is the turkey holiday?"

Hey girl, are you a former sitcom actor who has been rapidly descending into extreme Islamophobia because you cannot handle mild democratic socialism? Because you're Debra Messing with my heart 💔

yeah im really fucking struggling, bills keep piling up and i dont know what to do

James O'Malley, aka The Quartering for big brains who huff their own farts

Was halfway through another Halloween run of Pokemon on Halloween itself, so this is a bit late but screw it: Pokémon Emerald beaten using only spooky Pokémon. Everyone did their bit! Sableye fell off a bit in the late game but was still a trooper. An excellent bunch of lads.

Keir Starmer ASMR

Absolutely fascinating seeing Labour politicians looking at Mamdani's win and then publicly pretending that they a) are happy he won instead of the corrupt, abusive centrist b) have anything at all in common with him

Bluesky users getting prepped for Dick Cheney's funeral

This was always inevitable after Grainger v Nicholson in my opinion. If you weaken the idea of protected beliefs to include political opinions, eventually judges will be able to weaponise it, which we've seen with racism and transphobia.

Islamophobes everywhere having an awful time lol, suck my taint you dorks

He's mayor He's mayor Mamdani's mayor Zohran pulled a stunner And he won it fair and square

Who’s tracking the best crash out’s? I know one of you are making a thread

Hmmmm I wonder what could have happened shortly after 2019 that might have had an impact 🤔

He's mayor He's mayor Mamdani's mayor Zohran pulled a stunner And he won it fair and square

This is a brilliant idea. I want to see Keir Starmer doing a rap on TikTok as soon as possible. It is the only thing that can save him

Attention: Minnie

BLT actually stands for Baguette on Lethal Trajectory

Today, I revealed that City lobbyists have been seconded into the Treasury under the Labour Party, and that the Treasury wouldn’t tell me whether they are ‘helping’ write Rachel Reeves’ budget: open.substack.com/pub/abolishw...

This year's been mediocre for music in general so thank fuck we've just had a double bill of an amazing Anna von Hausswolf album *and* an amazing Psychonaut album, saviours of the year

(Just before sex) [Whispers in ear] Have you ever considered that all the lore of Warhammer 40,000 is simply propaganda on some horrible hive world somewhere, and all of it is means to keep an oppressed population down? That Tyranids, Chaos, Necrons, even Space Marines simply do not exist?

Turning up at Dick Cheney's funeral wearing shades and playing this on a boom box

I am so upset. Last week Time Magazine solicited a piece from me on Zohran Mamdani & anti-Muslim hate. I pitched a framing re the dehumanization of Muslims & how Mamdani’s inclusive, socialist campaign in its content resists that. They agreed. I wrote the piece. 1/

"We all remember where we were when a Sex Bomb post from @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social or a kipper post from @scriblit.bsky.social told us a famous person had died."

He's dead He's dead Dick Cheney's dead That evil bastard cannot cause Any more bloodshed

Chelsea Wolfe's Hiss Spun is the perfect November album isn't it

over the weekend I painted two layers on all the gold suns & signed & numbered & packed them up & if you want a cheeky crow thief I'd recommend you get a move on 👀 shop.frankduffy.co.uk/product/crow... #art #crow

Gonna go be absokutely lib coded (have some Greek yoghurt with fig jam for breakfast)

"Errrr Your Party are a socialist party, not a progressive one 🤓" Yeah we know that, it's why they're so willing to ratfuck trans people, anyone needing an abortion, and any other marginalised group

Renationalise without compensation and fire everyone at Ofwat (out of a cannon into the sun)

When you stumble into a different bit of Bluesky by accident

Lads Lads Lads Beef Wellingtons