Me answering your question about who released the 1997 alt rock hit Brick: baby it's Ben Folds Five

Ian Dick-ing more like

Kate Winslet gets such a raw deal in The Holiday. Not only is she stuck in a relationship with Jack Black in a turtleneck, but she is cursed with the permanent knowledge that the woman who trapped her with that cuck also shagged her brother in her own bed.

Time to cook dinner

Controversial opinion but Home Alone 2 is rubbish

We've done some boxing by mistake

The baby met Father Christmas today and gave him a high five, as is her way

Lmao the Lesser Paul looks more distressed here than when he found the dead body in the suicide forest

Remember gang, this is one of only two days a year where you can play this masterpiece

For those of us working all the way up to Christmas, I bring you a present: what to send to someone who asks you to do a really big piece of work before the holiday: voca.ro/18E82rOVchHa

actual footage of the christmas truce 1914

To combat this, Labour promises to update the Equality Act, replacing the protected characteristic of "gender reassignment" with "Labour politician"

Pour one out for the vampires, after tonight it's only going downhill for their biting hours

It's fascinating how often some people who claim to believe "AI can be an effective tool when used correctly in specific circumstances" end up diving in to defend the use of genAI slop, almost as if some of them are just using that narrative for cover.

hot take but if using an llm in the process of writing your novel three years ago disqualifies it from an award that just updated their policy, that is fine. you do not have a god-given right to be a nebula finalist.

🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor

Quoting Quoting Bully Quoting Dunking on a chud And his genAI defending

300 pounds to go, dig deep, people www.justgiving.com/page/lina-s-...

The Microsoft AI cunt has come charging in on 20th December vying for a place as the Worst Main Character of 2025, but I believe we can squeeze in another before the year is out 🫡

An Elder Scrolls cover band called Nirnvana

Hell yeah, fuck em up IGAs!

It's been an Everlong time since they were allowed to see the kids

Minnie is still confused after a drive-by kiss and hug from the baby

Teaching the baby to say "Merry Christmas, you filthy animals"

I wonder if cosy little groups like the Humanists recognise just how condescending they sound over disabled people's concerns about Assisted Dying. I wonder if they realise how many of us will never trust them again.

Share your mood for the weekend

Jake's Jaw Jake's Jaw Jake's broken Jaw He struggles to talk now so its Mmwah mmwah mmwah mmwah-wah

Hot Ones but it's influencers being beaten up in a boxing ring as they try to answer questions

I care so little for boxing but I thoroughly enjoy awful people getting punched in the face

On David Walliams: The Daily Mail reveals that “showbusiness reporters at The Sun were told to drop negative stories about Walliams because both that newspaper and HarperCollins are owned by Rupert Murdoch's NewsUK, even sharing offices near London Bridge.” archive.ph/2025.12.20-0...

Jake Paul Jake Paul Battered Jake Paul Thought he was hot shit But really he is worth fuck all

1AM LinkedIn profile updates like a totally normal person

Sometimes I wonder if the world would be a kinder place if people could admit their mistakes and then I immediately counter it with "no it wouldn't, you cunt"

Just hit an absolute wall with my tiredness, whole body feels like it's going to shut down

Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.

Friday 🍛 Night 🍛 Katsu

Now that Walliams has finally faced a tiny amount of the treatment he deserves, let's hope the rest is coming soon for that horrible bastard (being gored to death by a wild boar)

anyway, as good a time as any to check out @thesinankose.bsky.social's video on little britain

Book creep Book creep David's a creep Walliams is sacked Hopefully he dies in his sleep

Another lie from the Guardian. We all know I'm the best man for the job #Slurms4PM #ThePartyWormParty

Starting to feel the weight of losing my dad as Christmas gets closer

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Full responsibility for this calamitous decision rests with Bridget Phillipson who was told by two committees of MPs that Mary-Ann Stephenson was out of her depth - and it was clear she was transphobic - but chose to appoint her anyway.

The Ghost of Christmas Passed from @passedrecordings.bsky.social is out NOW! Which means my track, Helcaraxë (Night), is also out NOW! Listen to the full thing here: ampwall.com/a/passedreco... And join us tonight at 7pm for the listening party! passedrecordings.bandcamp.com/merch/the-gh...

Reminder that "able-bodied" is itself an ableist term and any publication worth a damn would have an inclusive language guide that notes that