Sky News is platforming a guy who says he's from a Jewish Aston Villa supporters group, but it turns out that the guy a) isn't Jewish, b) the group doesn't exist, and c) he works for the right wing Henry Jackson Society, whose website says he 'specialises in disinformation'. Well, quite.

I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard

Blocked by guardian football writer Barry Glendenning, presumably because I said guardian football writer Barney Ronay is a prick, which he is, because he has decided that the normal standards around football security do not apply to Israeli clubs and Israeli clubs only. Fuck the Guardian.

If protest matches were the most effective thing you could do, you wouldn't be allowed to do them.

CHOTINER: So you're attending a No Kings protest today. ME: That's right. CHOTINER: But according to Steam, you've played over 450 hours of Crusader Kings 3. ME: Okay, well- Now hold on. That's sort of unfair. CHOTINER: Oh? ME: Sometimes I play as a duke or a count. CHOTINER: I see.

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Relatives asking why you're not married? Simply blame cotton Eye Joe.

John Lewis Christmas advert, maudlin piano, then the soulful lyrics come in Some people think I'm bonkers But I just think I'm free Man I'm just living my life Ain't nothing crazy 'bout me

Every time a person blocks me, I get slightly more powerful. I am going to be a Jedi.

If you want to know what my mind is like on prosecco this is it

This might seem controversial but I think everyone who joined this website in November 24 should be banned from the internet and have their houses destroyed

Everybody join my clan we are getting declared terrorists soon for thinking children should be happy and not hungry 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

I would like the Yellowstone caldera to erupt. Bluesky will be good again if the Yellowstone caldera erupts. Sorry to all the people there who aren't the worst cunts, but it's the only solution.

I actually don't think you can talk Britain down. It's at rock bottom. Technically I think the government is burrowing further down, but you can't talk it any further down.

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still trying to grapple with a huge chunk of the political establishment including the heads of every major party not headed by a Jewish person along with whole schools of their media pilot fish trying to foster serious civil disorder in a major British city against the will of the cops.

These people have never complained about a club or a country being banned from attending international sports events before.

I actually already knew that Barney Ronay is a stupid piece of shit

They should have done prince Andrew like they did Joe pesci in goodfellas.

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The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.

He hasn't given up all of his royal titles. He's still a prince. He still has the only royal title that anybody knows him by.

I am watching surprisingly accurate mediaeval comedy A Knight's Tale (2001) on 4od and an advert for tui holidays came on in the middle of a scene. In the middle of a scuffle. We have wandered so far from the light.

You seen this?

Gala pie

This is better than any art AI has ever made

Every planned encore is a lie.

BOSSMAN: *hands kebab to me* ME: fuck yeah, baby's got his bottle

I don't think I've ever said this before but everything is so stupid now.

shut da fuck up numb nuts

Feel like pure shit. Just want ninja swords back

Banning away fans is such a non-issue in football that we're once again in a "I know Keir Starmer is a football fan and yet whenever he engages with it I think he's lying" situation.

Heh

Get rekt bozos

from his clown car, ed davey has said that west midlands police is hamas, shortly before tooting his horn which made all the doors fall off

It's actually quite common for teams with historically badly behaved fans to have the fans banned from attending games, particularly international fixtures. This is actually reasonably normal.

Women do not like the vehicle

Bold of Netflix to ask us if we are enjoying something.

So are they saying that Aston villa and the West Midlands police and Birmingham city council are anti-Semitic?

I think it's important that we know that Ed Davey agrees with the Prime Minister somehow. Fucking piss diamonds.

Because they were banned, and because they are Maccabi Tel Aviv fans, if they reverse this they are definitely going to kick off and it will absolutely be the prime minister's fault.

They're aware of the demographic in Aston, right?

A few weeks ago the taxi I was in was cut off dangerously by a battered pale blue hatchback that somebody had drawn several batman signs on in felt tip. I'm still kind of thinking about it.

It's called "smashed potato", and it's gonna be the next big thing. It's a baked potato hit with a mallet and it costs eight quid.

I don't know, I guess I wouldn't be running to allow a club's fans into a country when they were famous for quite high levels of far-right football violence, and the club they are playing are worried about it. Probably wouldn't call it racist that they were being told to stay away.

(I like to move it voice) I like to Hoover Hoover I like to Hoover Hoover I like to Hoover Hoover god fuck I'm so old being born in the 80s used to mean you were young and they CHANGED IT

Thinking about the guy whose wife left him because he has a cyber truck with a Grok anime AI wife he named Aura that he talks to all day about his deepest secrets makes me really sad.

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