Think this is my last Green Lung one at the minute, but no doubt there will be more before long

These are the coolest animals I've ever seen

Absolute yank nonsense

International MILF Federation These ladies have so much money.

GUY WAKING UP FROM FIVE YEAR COMA: Yeah, so this Al guy everyone hates, who is he? Is he like an Alex or an Alfred?

Still tumbleweed in the signatures from two green MPs: Carla Denyer and Adrian Ramsey.

Send nudes (via Dropbox from a cyber cafe where you upload from your 3 megapixel digital camera)

ROBOCOP VOICE: Citizen, present your id chip to photograph your sweet cheeks ME PHOTOGRAPHING A PEACH IN 2028: I hate Jess Phillips with all my heart.

seen an old centrist say on the timeline that nobody is taking nude photos unless on a nudist beach and way to tell on yourself, m8

just said "temu robert downey junior" out loud

This shit is so fucking awful. If you know anything about it, you know that this is just devastating shit for freedom, but at the same time, what they are saying the overall reason for it is, it is something nobody would ever object to. These people and their schemes thrive on ignorance.

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Been laughing at this for 45 minutes straight

I've read some places that many stolen phones are sold in countries where the government installs loads of spyware and blocking shit on phones sold in those countries, so clean ones from abroad are valuable items. Expect that black market to develop here 💀

I'm just saying I expected this to have a better soundtrack. Careless Whisper came out in 1984. All the Frankie goes to Hollywood songs came out in 1984.

What we want is everybody logging on on their 16th birthday and falling for every scam and danger imaginable instantly.

Wow what other miracles have you discovered about organisations that don't pay you anymore? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Wes Streeting's shocking revelations about the Labour government's assault on trans rights and defence of Israeli war crimes (2026, colourised)

The thing about tidal is it pays the artists more and doesn't fund awful shit but my phone is now permanently playing little dark age by mgmt

World cup headlines will all be like: Kylian Mbappé has been tasered in the *American voice* "parking lot" of the Chase Manhattan Polymarket Bowl

*touching a copy of The Economist*

Can't believe it's gonna be the amerikkka world cup soon it still freaks nut out to this day 9/11 ch 4 10 00

This is AI trains are above ground on rails

The Culture. But it probably shouldn't happen.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

You’re absolutely right

Mensa to form an intellectual black bloc at every UK protest going forward and defeat the police with superior tactics developed in their mind palaces

Listen to @bloodwork.show

Imagine having a megaphone that large and pretending you’re silenced.

Your dad is saying Wes Streeting is a socialist

Rip Anthony Stewart Head so many people are about to rewatch Buffy the vampire slayer.

Deliveroo will be like "same again m8" like a friendly barman but it is asking you if you want to buy too much curry again.

A test for councillors where they are not allowed to run if they are not capable of being normal for 1 hour in mixed company.

Reform candidate Robert Kenyon waking up every day to go on TV and get called an idiot and a piece of shit because of everything he's ever said or done like some sort of recurring nightmare.

I just saw somebody saying on Instagram that they thought the new scary movie film was disappointing and were they not renowned for being some of the worst films ever made?

We could lose every single major developer, and every single minor one owned by somebody like Microsoft, and every major gaming franchise, and we would lose nothing. Set those people free to make good games for small studios.

Backrooms, but every room has sofas and TVs in them: motherfucker you are in the FRONTROOMS

A picture that captures your essence

This case and verdict need more attention, given the current context. It puts into stark relief the unsustainability of the argument from Farage and all the racists. Non-white as perpetrator? National crisis. Non-white as victim? Just part of life's rich pageant, you know...

When they ban knives you can just use your cleaver in the kitchen. I'm sure we can argue it's more of an axe. Everybody owns a cleaver right?

Elder Millennial / Young Gen X dad earning high five figures looking at a picture of Andy Burnham: "FINALLY someone sensible, and a New Order fan too!"

Matrix prequel looking 🔥🔥🔥

Looking at my white male police force and concluding that wokeness has eliminated the white male from it, and the police force now hunts the white male in the street.

First they came for the ninja swords and I did not speak out - because I was not a ninja

The best thing about the new James Bond game is how much you get to wind up Lennie James. He is always sighing at your antics.