This is because we are still going round the HMS Boglin with dettol spray, the black mould is everywhere. Also someone had the copper wire out of the walls, and the replacement engine we bought off Temu turned out to be very small. It's an engine for ants!

So the Canary have covered this, as have the Daily Mail and the Mirror, and the Manchester Evening News. The Guardian's search facility has always been atrocious, but as far as I can tell, we're still waiting on something from them...

Leeeeeeeeroooooyyyy Jeeeeeenkinsssssssssss!

Really happy for the ISB to get such a prime location

made a video to explain what's happened to omid djalili

good morning, hope everyone is doing well today, i'm just arriving at the oil shop to get a barrel of oil - oh shit oh no i can't believe iran did this

Attacks leave dead vs killed

This gets worse every time I see it

Part of the Union Street facade has collapsed into the street. 📷 Glasgow by drone

I wonder how strongly other MPs will speak out against this harassment in the street, or are they really still all primarily worried about people being rude to them on X the everything app when they talk about abuse?

Omid Djalili to tell us how actually Iran is doing the black rain with crop dusters

Making breakfast burgers if you even notice anymore. The magic's gone.

Several of these violent men were out with LGB Alliance a few weeks back in Manchester.

Chat is this good

That World Cup is definitely happening 🙏

Delete your hangover by going to sleep for most of the day

This goes hard

Oh is this what all of the discourse is about. Pixar can go fuck itself. The kids know what gay is and they probably don't care. They're not stupid.

Not only did the US, per its own ‘intelligence,’ bomb this girls primary school, THEY BOMBED IT TWICE. www.reutersconnect.com/item/the-pri...

This is all happening very fast

*sopranos accent* Every day is international women's day to me because I fuckin love the broads

Can't wait for America to wake up and some very normal Christians to make some very normal connections to the book of revelations regarding the black rain in Tehran.

Fucking hell don't make me watch the last leg

BLAIR: The President is Daddy, that's why the relationship is special 🙏

When is international big boy's day?

Congratulations to all international women.

Isabel Oakeshott happily updating her LinkedIn to say war correspondent and sipping a Nespresso as the children she dragged to the boiling hot desert slave city grow more and more concerned about everything.

media literacy 2026

Whenever I go to bed shit-faced and wake up with a hangover, my watch tells me I have had several heart metrics out of the ordinary during the night. That's nice, isn't it?

"I think the LLM is conscious" makes a lot more sense when you realize a lot of people don't grasp the interiority of other people. If you view other people as a series of inputs and utilities, it makes a lot of sense that you would see inert code awaiting your prompt as conscious.

Look: I cannot tell you how much the air fryer, the advent of the air fryer, the second coming of Christ, has improved such foods as the Ginsters Cornish pasty and the rustlers quarter pounder. We are living in a brave New World and I think people do not appreciate it correctly.

I don't want to drive anybody wild, sexually, causing problems for them, but I am air frying a ginster's Cornish pasty.

Listen to @bloodwork.show

warhammer 40k is the most prescient sci-fi because you can go instantly mad from using the computer and the government takes 200 years to reply to your emails.

Can somebody get author Dan Abnett to join Blue Sky so I can call him an award-winnig novelsit please

RIPiss Omid Djalili, you were great in, err, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004).

Oh he's GONE holy shit

Me in my war with the infamous school bombers: "better fake a school bombing in a very complicated and unlikely way and then never show anyone the planted evidence"

Waiting for my t-shirt to dry after doing the washing up to go out and pick up a parcel if you must know.

You can be happy that an evil piece of shit is dead without thinking that the state should be able to kill people. They are two different things, you boring, pedantic wankers.

I just found out that, although he wasn't on the posters, Jack Whitehall appeared at the Human Rights Abuse Whitewashing Comedy Festival, so write that one on the whiteboard.

Keir Starmer has been assigned the codename "Kermit Nerd" by the president's special Gestapo.

I have one transaction on monzo and it was a pal of mine paying me back some money I lent him in the pub to buy some valium. Thank you for attending my TED talk.

The labour party won a council by-election yesterday, taking a seat off of Reform. Interesting for two reasons: One, it's always good to see more evidence of this Reform downward trend. Two, telling for Labour that it is a largely meaningless victory in an extremely right-wing council.

Mainstream media picking up on this now and look who's on the case! He's finished...

the US & israel kicked this off unprovoked by attacking a school full of kids, i'm not sure why the fuck i'm supposed to see a headline about their murder infrastructure being destroyed and think "oh no, what a bad development"

Flashing my badge to get into the crime scene, but if you look closely, the badge actually says McDonald's burger inspection bureau and has the hamburglar on it.