No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

me when i shit myself in public but the next day i successfully do it all in the toilet

Begging one journalist to ask why there seem to be so many influential nonces in the Labour Party.

what

it took three of their highest paid political journalists to write this drivel. none of them have touched the story on Labour Together spying on journalists.

im reposting this for mental health reasons

if more people thought like this imagine the world we'd have

In Streeting’s supposedly exonerating messages, he’s still trying to get this guy a job with another paedophile connected Labour Lord

disgusting Labour right paedophile pleads guilty to further offences. there needs to be a serious investigation into Labour right paedophilia.

hackney council shockingly tried to evict a family including a severely autistic child today who especially depends on familiarity & routine. members of london renters union in solidarity with the family- resisted the eviction & in the face of police, bailiffs & council representatives & we won ✊

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1 Matt Doyle was another of the regular supper club attendees with McSweeney, Streeting and Mandelson 2 He was appointed Starmer's comms director and elevated to the peerage by Starmer *after* he campaigned for the convicted paedophile Sean Morton in 2017

nice. now do all the other paedophile-linked labour party people

It's that time of year again where I have to do all my mandatory training on "how to not accidentally do corruption" and I'm loving how if I had conducted myself like the average Labour MP I'd not only get sacked, but could go to jail.

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Ignore the smears: I have literally never been fed, like ever. A. Cat

this thread is so cute 😭 kids awww

Hello Peter, I think there's a genocide going on in Gaza but I am never going to mention it or text you again Yours in solidarity with global proletariat Wes

I love sending exactly three WhatsApp messages to my longtime political mentor Peter Mandelson

might quit your bf jokes for lent, because they are a little bit mean. even though i know some of you are into that

i know you're all enjoying starmer floundering as his sordid reign ends but as a woman of culture personally wes desperately spinning as he watches his dreams die is doing more for me

im mostly only teasing about the airport books but fr has anyone actually read or even read the blurb of the surrounded by idiots one because is it as bad as it seems like it would be

ran into your bfs bookshelf

you the pastrycel: weak. flaky. comes in a variety of girly flavours, too sweet me, the cerealchad- creatine, high protein and uhm definitely never ever been so completely secure in my masculinity i will beat you in a masculinity secureness competition

say something like,

someone tell me to stop beefing with the dickhead. we get but one life on gods green earth 🙏 (afaik). i am in a queue but still

hear that, you're all being played to think trafficking children is bad. you fools. you rubes! you just can't see it

what level of mansplaining is this

tom foale wants everyone to consciously ignore paedophilia & child slavery when it's 'the left' (the labour right) doing it, for reasons of science (deep theoretical centrism)

what the fuck kind of answer is this sorry i refuse to reply to this

I actually think everyone should resign

whooooooooo remembers the 'science- accurate' horseshoe chart

Hold on, this Anas Sarwar? Surely not.

please god 🙏 🙏 🙏 🥺

starmer defecting to reform would be the ultimate banter TL 🙏

Weird how this keeps happening

re-education camps for british people who tug their forelocks & swoon reflexively when they hear a posh english accent

not only are we force fed this contemptible guff by our betters in this country WE'RE the absurd ones for not chugging it down! fuck offfffffffffffffff

forgot to mention the guy used the same argument online maga use 'if trump was in the files then the democrats would have released them- to suggest they wouldnt have is absurd 😌' oh yeah cause an international paedophile blackmailing operation spanning decades would respect party political lines

robert peston mention 👑👑👏

hear that you bunch of trolls? DEEP.

THANK YOU. we've all seen the films. there's a good guy, and a bad guy. so pick a side!! it's not fucking complicated! 🤬

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Gamers! We could all use a little friendship right now so I'm happy to present the Geddstation 12 Hours of Friendslop. That's right, this Friday over at twitch.tv/geddstation I'll be diving head first into the slop bucket of co-op gaming and you're all invited. Give this a share will ya?

meanwhile LBC keep platforming 'lady' victoria hervey & her risible crank theories

has anyone seen anyone from the UK press report on the epstein files actual victim stories or are their stories still all just on crowdsourced docs & youtube videos & posts like a fesshole story

perfect analogy i don't think i can even listen to/watch the news anymore it makes me feel too ill

gotta love how they just frame very obvious corruption as 'poor judgement' like yeah okkkkayyyyy like this isn't just who they are then, it's obvious from space

Everything you need to know about Starmer's relation to his erstwhle profession is summarised in this passage: A pursuit of a hallowed credentialism with which he could swat down any and all critiques through recourse to a meticulous technocratic method belied by his obvious partisanship and malice.

had some time away from the internet yesterday to rest my head cause this epstein stuff is SO disturbing & ended up putting the radio on cause how old school & charming right & ended up screaming at it lol everyone at the times/radio should be ashamed it's paedophile propaganda radio now