follower roundup. who was i following before who i am suddenly not following. friends please speak up. liars need not try. i see through all lies

did bluesky unfollow me from a ton of accounts or am i tripping? there's a lot of accounts im certain i followed that are listing as not followed and i could have sworn i followed more than 500 people. is it because i removed sky follower bridge?

Really enjoying the stories about congressmen getting yelled at about DOGE shit in their town halls. Not because I feel like it's necessarily going to move things in the right direction in the next election cycle or two, really. I just like stories about congressmen getting yelled at I think.

does anybody have anything to say about the feasibility or options available when it comes to moving to mexico. or anywhere with comparably lax immigration standards but mexico is the one i have the most familiarity, fondness and friends in compared to all the other options i can think of

hat raccoon

i have forgotten to post on here because i am in north carolina. tomorrow me and my evil and depraved gf sam (and her dad) shall begin our weeklong car journey back to the east bay so she will finally be moved in (:

we’ve replaced all building inspectors with a generative AI model trained on millions of pages of government regulations. it says here that all new construction homes must be 60% corn

i forgot to post my 2024 aotys on here i just remembered. here is my 2024 aotys. it is raining right now in northern california

i have thought of a fantastic name for a rap musician. Hertz Hairingbone

the german reversion to fascism can be tracked through the number of raccoons theyre slaughtering over the years. you have to let the germans mass murder something or else they get restless

Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful

here's an august life update. uhhhhm i bought a new toothbrush at costco yesterday. two of them. some new toothpaste as well

August the Raccoon

eyes wide shut style masquerade orgy that begins with reading a land acknowledgment

i don't understand was i supposed to kill him

august life updates. i have been playing a lot of victoria 3 lately. i have been listening to a lot of aversions crown lately. i was in minnesota for a period of time, but i no longer am in minnesota. those are the primary three things right now i think

boys with long hair

where does the new york times even find these people

thanks for not saying "inshallah" in front of my parents. i know that took a lot of restraint

adding a person's generation as a modifier when you're insulting them is so funny. yeah you uh, you born-within-a-span-of time piece of shit

This congestion pricing is going to throw a wrench in my plan to spend $5000 a month on DoorDash

capital of ohio.. clumbus

this is one of the best DM sequences i've ever received

my advice to any aspiring pro lottery player: save your first winning ticket. don't cash it in. my first win was about $125,000 and the first thing i did was cash it in, and i still regret it. the money is just money. the ticket is a reminder of what you did, you understand? what you're capable of

happy new year. i have not showered in several years. i did not shower. i will not shower

I heard Donald Trump is gonna make everyone’s Spore creatures real and just let ‘em loose

i have not showered in the span of one full calendar year

some thoughts i just had, crossposted. starting to feel like there's a good chance he didnt even know abt the "kill some dissenters and dress them in KPA garb" ruse and that they were actually convincing him to some major extent of ongoing DPRK incursions leading up to this. he's just that credulous

it's very funny how, out of the kindness of my own heart, i applied the content warning of "non sexual nudity" (no dick no balls no ass and not much of tits either) to my last selfie and bluesky's automated system still comes in and says "hmm... no no... you are clearly still a lecherous whore"

had all my clothes off because i didn't pack any metamucil when i went on vacation to minnesota and as a result 2 minutes before taking this pic i was enduring one of the worst bowel movements i've had in months

any mutuals interested in a discord group chat or something of that nature. of like 10-20 people. i will arbitrarily choose members based on what seems like the most potentially interesting combination of people

the raccoon is a very popular and clever animal

finally started watching The Thick Of It. no one told me british people were funny! this is huge

i think we all owe the maoists an apology

ever feel so much gender euphoria you gotta get up and stand on furniture for a while

The director of Kamal Adwan Hospital, one of Gaza’s last partially functioning hospitals, pleads for help before it’s ‘too late’ as Israeli forces have surrounded the medical facility. 🔗: aje.io/rmw08m

ever feel so much gender euphoria you gotta get up and stand on furniture for a while

i want a kiss a boy

thanks man i'll try to avoid letting that happen to me

is there some kind of specific linguistic rule that justifies the common reflexive usage of it/its pronouns for specific, individual infants, or is it more of just an unspoken gentleman's agreement among most english speakers that we don't think babies are quite "all there" yet humanity-wise

you cant really do any better than this

Every shitpost is an invitation for two people I’ve never interacted with to fight to the death in the replies

why yes officer, the reason i possess several grams of memantine is actually because i have very, very early-onset alzheimers, that is exactly what i am telling you

when the woke people's regime takes power we'll let ioi continue to exist and make Hitman games, but on the condition that the main character is known only as Asian 47

imagine being out on the town with your buddy and you're both tripping balls, having a great time, not a worry in the world, and you guys decide to head back to his place and he flips the lightswitch and the first thing you see is the ikea bisexual couch. and the left cushion is missing

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

white people love to say "thar she blows"