Showing up to the next protest wearing a plate carrier with a chicken caeser wrap in each magazine pouch

"it's not racism, the computer just told me to deny your loan"

no it hasn't, i didn't see nothing, y'all lying i remember the last "retail crime wave" was just cover for corporate to close stores in unrelated news today i learned that faraday bags stop electronic signals like the ones that security tags emit. how cool!

america is a project that converts human lives into revenue

Breaking news from down under today, Australian scientists have figured out how to add a fifth vowel to the word "No", English speakers around the world call the discovery "devastating"

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

unless something crazy has changed in the last decade this means some of those guys will literally start starving I had dudes asking me for money to buy cigarettes a week after payday, to say a 19 year old on an army base is financially illiterate is a serious understatement

Blow it out your ass

lol @ hidden replies

it's time to admit that Harris was an extraordinarily weak candidate

832 - Cereal Innovator

reminder to all my trans friends that a man who campaigned with this much support and love for us just destroyed the most machine politician to ever exist in spite of all odds. turns out vocally caring about us is a winning strategy!!

May a republican vote never again be counted in our wonderful state

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Also so we can put pigpooponballs in their replies

Hello child, we've come to collect

Tonight I will be re-signing New Yorkers' extension on being insufferable. You've earned it. Tonight we are all walking here.

The whole world is taking a breath of hope. Genocide is out. Love is in. Free Palestine.

Holding it in while I get busy with the paint pen on those screens before whizzing absolutely everywhere

I missed out on whatever this one is, can someone explain the joke to me

did any republicans post any sort of actual heartfelt eulogy for Feinstein, that'd be funny to read

But let's take a look at one last case: The train with the highest average speed in Revenue Service is the Beijing-Shanghai High-Speed Railway, which *averages* 197mph. On our NYC-LA route, we're looking at fourteen hours, twelve minutes of travel time. Breakfast in NYC, dinner in LA. 14/

This UPS plane crash in Louisville is awful.

UPS plane (UPS2976) crashes after takeoff from Louisville Muhammad Ali International Airport. Allegedly video of takeoff.

excited to see people fired up over campaign finance reform

Wouldn't normally endorse such silly things like "voting" but let every man woman child and animal vote yes on Prop 50, and may a Republican voter never be counted in the golden state ever again 🙏

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

Why won't Monstrous Mamdani repudiate his platform? Doesn't he know he needs to win republican votes?

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...

Today the Death Project lost a loyal member. A true believer in American Manifest Deathstiny, Cheney killed as much as he could. His last words were "I wish I could have caused more death", he leaves a Cheney sized hole in the ranks of our disgusting nation

This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.

it's unreal how far ahead of us China is in every way

He loves belly rubs. What a cat

dudes rock www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gIs...

Anyone else remember when it was becoming obvious no wmd's would turn up in Iraq & the media had to continue to manufacture consent they started to talk about Saddam's lavish palaces with marble & gold fixtures as a sign of what a deeply evil man he was, deserving of being deposed & executed?

A... State level tariff? on what, humans? Total net worth?

Capital said "No"

No balls idiot

That doesn't seem right, it's not like he broke down crying about how much he loved beer in his confirmation hearings or anything

here's a gif

It's crazy that we're like ten steps past "march on the capital" events and we just continue to take it

DON'T FORGET!

I think he's hooked