RIP in piss

Iran is also assassinating me by having me eat several dozen cheeseburgers a day

everyone has to look at this picture I just took

The guy building a bunker under the white house and reinforcing the front door is probably planning on leaving in a couple years the nurse feeds me pudding on fridays

that's it mr trump you are under a rest

hey michael quick question. did you find this post by searching for your name or searching for the word pussy

39 days/yr @ 89% uptime Github (the software) gets more vacation than I do

we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence

The world is coming closer to Elote Fries than ever before

is hunting down communists really the most pressing thing in Tennessee

Might be in Portland for a couple days before thanksgiving, any suggestions for stuff to do or things to see with the kids?

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

why? he's dead or a vegetable, his staff is lying, nobody is going to be held accountable, this is boring.

telegram's cold open spam is so weird

It's unreal how cool the mountains are and how trapped I am in this office

lol he's actually building the 300ft version www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYqG...

In capitalism prices are set by market forces or also it will have a 47 in it

lol they had to pull China out of the mix on the second graph bc it would make the countries like the second place US look like a blip

enjoy responsibly, just make sure you drink lots of water

Dropping out of the senate race and getting his tattoo redone

I've thought about it and no matter what, not #voteblue , not #votedemocrats , nothing will make me cast a vote for Graham Platner. I will not do it.

Good thing centrist democrats are so good at fighting

Bridge at the playground makes bald eagle noises

The mountain and desert regions of the western part of the continent are very pretty, coastline is nice too

If you perform music for a living getting married at madison square garden is like if a regular couple got married at an office building

Every day more people understand the Death Project

Haven’t seen it

I can feel it

this is my toilet mantra btw

At a small pool party in our neighborhood and the fucking mayor just showed up? Total vibe killer

Some incredible people are going on a bit of a trip soon, I’m shaking the can for them. Venmo is @alleycat_415

toddler is starting to ask awkward questions like "daddy what is a Little Critter" only his uncaring god knows, my son

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... Ghislaine gonna get a pardon tomorrow 10000%

okay but what if a centrist dem promises to fund ICE. could they maybe have that vote please oh god please please

Boomers who grew up in a world with door to door encyclopedia salesmen and retired into a world where smartphones connect you to a questionably real world at every moment

That’s it mr trunk your are under a rest

I got out of our "hey leadership just realized what our AI spend is" meeting and had someone immediately ask for claude access so it could "read threads and explain them to me" I think the answer to AI spend might just be bringing back shame

had a coffee too close to UC Berkeley and had some guy came up hounding us for startup ideas

Nuke us please

Binaural beefs

eating breakfast

I'm starting to worry this isn't just about sports

Making friends at the lights

here's something: I don't want Endless Modding Potential for a peripheral, I want a quality product that I don't have to think about ever again