We've all got this nasty cold so the missus made a honey-thyme-lemon syrup we've been drinking in everything, and I gotta say it makes a really good whiskey sour

very funny saga on local reddit of a tiny dog somebody found in the marsh that looks like a teddy bear but won't stop trying to fuck everything. please if you're missing an extraordinarily horny dog contact the foster he's ruining their lives

I post the marketing phrase, you try and guess the food it's selling: "explosive flavor"

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

No touching

We need a word stronger than "cringe"

Fact check: true

Jelly torsos are boring let me see what this does to one of those tesla robots

me: Did you see the latest dissent from that federal judge? They're calling it "the Dunklaration of Independence", it's epic guy in the bunk next to me: shut the fuck up, the guards are doing the rounds and I can't be on half rations for another month

Just kill them. They're vile animals who have no place in our society, crush them into dust. Kill them. Nobody sheds a tear over such things. "Oooh but we need them for" no we don't. Kill them. !😇! This post is about ants in your kitchen !😇!

These were in theaters at the same time My parents took us to see George of the Jungle at the drive in and each was playing, one on the left, one on the right. very hard to concentrate.

AIPAC tripping over their own dick and clearing the way for the left wing candidate is so funny

If you're not watching NJ-11, you should be An AIPAC super PAC spent ~2 million on anti-Malinowski ads bc, while generally pro-Israel, he expressed openness to conditions on aid. But they didn't openly attack on Israel; they attacked from left on other issues. Now Mejia, a progressive Dem, may win

wild night here in NJ as the primary for NJ-11 gets called for Malinowski - before Mejia takes the lead.

Saw the new "Stranger's Thing" where they figured out how to give the teleporting lady or whatever havana syndrome

The secret to getting my toddler to eat his dinner apparently

Chuck Schumer is a nazi collaborator

That's cool! I'm glad there's a progressive content hub, on X, formerly known as Twitter. It'll probably be well received there!

While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot. I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.

I think there's gotta be a mandatory humiliation fetish to be in the senate. Why else would these people just insist on being teabagged by the worst people around all day.

Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law

sneaking around the neighborhood at night, slapping stickers that say "I bought this after Elon begged to go to the wildest party at Pedophile Island" on every last Tesla I find

Love being right 100% of the time

Not voting this year is going to feel so good

everyone shut up there's a new USCSB video www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h3b...

As someone with an unvaccinated kid this scares me haha

Gaza-fication

This is not a country that can be fixed

Greg Abbott is a piece of shit

There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

I don't actually know why Dril has been banned, but I know capricious mysterious moderation is the very opposite of what had attracted me to Bluesky, as originally pitched.

free dril

well now hold on. Surely the paramilitary law enforcement wouldn't just be the enforcement arm of capital, that would be outrageous.

This is tremendous. Take the time to watch it.

They got laser phrenology machines now

Enough is enough. it's time WE THE PEOPLE understood where the HELL our BALLROOM is

stalling a paraglider badly and almost giftwrapping myself

I know why

where's my fucking rain

why does this go from a video, to a video of a phone, then back to a video

found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!

Thinking of that story about how Mamdani's dad found out about Karl Marx and smiling i.imgur.com/Dg6a9DE.png

a cool thing to have is about 90 minutes of sleep and a house full of sick kids

ah good morning Dr Hegseth

im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me

right now in their training sessions, they're saying things like "dead men tell no tales"