i was hoping you could help me solve the mystery of the horny beast

i should buy a steam machine and a slate truck to piss everyone off

slate truck seems fine. don’t know why anyone is worked up.

i call this app poo sky because it stinks

working on my collection

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

who's up playing they factorio?

guess what I’m fixing :)

going to the grocery store and “Mr blue sky” is playing and so many people are jamming along it’s incredible

weaver in the locker room with the strap on

hey just so you know sue the dinosaur uses gender neutral pronouns

I’m adding you to my group chat

finally put the m3 in the garage… ditching the //////////////////////m kidneys asap

buying an e36 m3 and making sure my aaa membership is up to date

changing my teams status to “away” until someone says something

there’s a bit in there somewhere about platner having a nazi tattoo and thus having a stanch anti-Israel presence

The Digital Dumbfuck

there is a droid that says "ope" at the beginning of star wars episode 1

it came up today that i am Never Going To Watch Evangelion

its like platner was created in a laboratory to piss everyone off. it rocks. its so funny. i feel bad for this country but this is incredible content etc.

e turdy gang rise up

A second e thirty has hit the property

maybe I should buy another BMW

cant help but look down on diet sodie pop drinkers

the seven feral cats that live in my back yard are doing good but i may need to invest in flea and tick medication for them sooner than later

the k is pretty nice now

kids these days don’t know people who were in ww2

i would like to commission some wojaks about myself that are "passed another stone award" instead of the classic "fell for it again award"

I wonder who else I should be following on here. oh well!

and here we thought Linux didn’t have sound

there it is

now we’re talking…

using the hi-lift jack is fun i could easily kill or permanently injure myself or others with it

art vs artist

got something new to try

“I don’t like incest, it’s one of my hottest takes”

Voting *is* extremely important but the best time to have started learning to shoot a rifle is ten years ago and the second best time is immediately right now

I got a time out on Twitter for replying to someone suggesting that the writers of “the boys” should end the show by doing x y z and I said that the writers should “end the show with their lives”

deploying my drone to check if the taco truck is down the street

attention in this area - this is a regularly monthly test of the outdoor warning system. this is not an emergency. this is only a test.

who else is running a completely overpowered home lab set up for basically no reason?

carhartt yarmulke

greg poops. has anyone said that yet?

the perfidious Chinese and their superior optics have got me again

I’m only three and a half years old

what if instead of in the Pokemon movie mewtwo was putting people into pokeballs instead of everyone’s Pokemon?

it’s even more funny now

mills heads in shambles

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