loling remembering the loud sun chips bags

someone with a pfp that looks extremely like one of my best friends IRL just liked one of my posts and had a moment of sheer terror

OMW to Ontario

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

an apple is 2.76" tall

my name is Max Glycine

wanted to garden today but it's so windy 🌬️

ok it wasn't actually my ISP it was a bad Ubiquiti firmware update (Official release channel too!). I will not apologize though because Spectrum is on my permanent shitlist

There’s a new type of cardboard I’ve been seeing recently that smells like sewage?? Nasty! It’s kind of a darker brown and a bit thinner than most boxes. I’m being serious

Longtime followers will be happy to know Mr Suds still lives

Issuing a correction

My grandma spoke German at home growing up

My name is Arbutus L. Cox

I would never annotate a book. Feels wrong to me

Marc Chagall, Black Sun Over Paris (lithograph, 1952)

Let’s get drunk and crawl around on the floor

🫥

mad at my ISP and I want to take it out on someone

I canceled the ooze

Probably more interesting to ask the opposite, which state has the least animus towards us biggest city? I think the rest of Nebraska and Omaha get on pretty well compared to most of the examples in the quotes and replies

Ordered a shake at DQ and then realized they have a better kind of shake I didn’t see, life is pain

Incredibly funny how half the website is constantly saying “I wish someone would finally do it already!!” and then whenever someone tries to do it the other half of the website screams “false flag!!”

Anyway this insane clip has been going around the paragliding chats www.instagram.com/reel/DYtmlD-...

Something terrible just happened to me

us

lost 4-5 followers for keeping the traditions of our people alive yesterday, shaking my damn head

the infrastructure here is all fucked up from the windstorm still so I keep getting bad packet loss for hours which is extremely pissing me off

I guess I should read Moby Dick huh

:)

Had to evict my jumping spider out into the front garden after I caught him skittering across my kitchen table

Alright who’s ready to get lubed up

Sending in all of my worst assassins first so I don’t have to keep paying upkeep on them

The shooter is…Don Jr???

Selina Wang of NBC was filming while gunshots went off outside the White House.

finally home, where my wonderful toilet is,

Cool Grandpa and Cool Grandma have been spotted in Concordia, KS

Honestly I thought it’d be a lot bigger

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Lead project engineer - piss splatter prevention device team

There are a number of apes in front of our position

Wow 2,000 followers! Reposting hog

He’s gonna do it! He’s gonna retweet hog

I need to be home immediately for reasons

Quote this with a pic of the neighbour who you thought was behind the Pu$$¥_Stretcha troll account that kept commenting “🙀🙀🙀“ but when you unlocked their laptop with their severed thumb, you discovered they were +HONORABLE_KNIGHT+, the only user who ever had your back. I’m sorry Brian. I’m so sorry.

It could happen tomorrow

Someday snakeroot is going to get us all good with one of his adult content posts

Still don’t know if Leyawn and Leh0n were different guys or not

The orb funkee toy has been recalled for asbestos risk