tis hotter’n a witch’s teat out there

A Better World Is Possible

hadn't seen one in a week or two, literally was like hmm wonder where all the spiders went

Up. Making water this morning, which I do every morning as soon as I am awake, with greater plenty and freedom than I used to do, which I think I may impute to last night’s drinking of elder spirits.

Graham Platner, after a 20 minute conversation with Mitch McConnell, has decided to suspend his campaign.

can you not embed a post in a QT of another post?? I swore it worked before

Graham Platner died on the way back to his home planet

uh oh, watch out tender reporters!!!

The NYT has also tried to interview me three times in 25-26 but their crews were never seen again

Some of you

Ladies do any of you want to spend the rest of your life on a farm in fuckass nowhere

Some of you

Year:2016 Film:Deepwater Horizon Role:Massive Man

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Slavery!™️

Green Star compatible lawnmower WHEN @johndeere

The people vetting my potential senate candidacy have a big problem with one of my posts

Like this post to receive the antidote

Just realized I left a 6 pack of beer in the back seat of my car 19 hours ago. RIP

She’s just like me fr fr

The pig. He poop on his own balls

making a list of which of you all I think might be secret foot guys/girls

Electrical panel powering the auger blew a fuse

Fine, I’ll run for senate in Maine! Sheesh

Treating myself to an iced cream cone

I think a big sack of clover seed could solve at least some of my problems

if your corn is only knee high by the 4th of July you are severely fucking up. your ass is cooked

the buldak spicy tteokbokki again tests the limits of my endurance

“This shit’ll get you fucked up”

lol we have a big thundercloud AND fireworks tonight

"and what say you? what, is finest in life?" "getting milked" "yeah i agree" "me too" "fourthing the milking" "to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, then get a real good milk on" (all) "awwww yeeaaah!"

cooking up a bit where I somehow mix up Cabo Verde with both the Azores and the Canary Islands

They milked a barbarian 😳

highly disturbing to not have an avatar on here. I just saw three replies to a post from three different people that all had the same color avatar placeholder

trying to reattach the electrical wires to the garage door sensors while 3 kittens play all over me

Warning: flashing lights Took some slow motion video of lightning earlier tonight

Repost if you and your friends grew up hanging out at the Culvert and not the Culvers!

Watch Whitmore start a fucking war

Welcome to the world’s most confusing cultural battleground

Trump, Fox News, The New York Post, Libs of TikTok, the list goes on. NYC is the beating heart of nazism in America

Cooking up a take that’s true but will make a lot of people very mad at me

God as my witness I will eliminate bindweed from this garden!!

It’s a windy heat

Your man’s soybeans are looking mighty haggard

Now they’re fucking crazy style on top of the Empire State Building

Japanese beetles are devouring my Chinese tree nooooo