solid would

We need congressional blocking units

Swedish Punsch is good...

calming down with some Cynar 70

you can’t be the prodemocracy party and then fib to prevent the public from knowing what position your members of Congress actually took in order to shield them from accountability to voters.

will no one rid me of this troublesome schumer

Been keeping the kitchen light off at night (besides for this pic) and she’s blooming like crazy

Introducing the anti splash toilet

It’s fuckin dark out here

“I and state your name,” lmao

Pivot stuck! Pivot stuck!

been doing some light reading about the aftermath of the korean dictatorship and I think it's really important that we repeat this to ourselves, to our friends, to our neighbors, to our politicians

Wild Saturday

Remember the loud SunChips bags…

my name is Simon Balliver

how has not a single person pointed out the Bronze Star plates are the craziest part of this

This was supposedly a pretty high tech dairy in the 80s(?). Then the kids inherited it and were not so good at business. Big abandoned infrastructure like the silo always makes me think when was the last time this was used, did they know it would be the last time? It’s still partially full!

Local landmark

Long time followers may recognize this road from my classic post “chasing the Fritos truck”

Excellent moon

Something Something America

Typod a joke reply twice, might as well kill myself

Homing in

We’ve got the sun, we’ve got the moon, we’ve got it all

Me: baby what’s wrong? My aloof wife, staring into the distance: oh nothing

The Woke CIA bagging him with an exploding Diet Coke

hey Dersh if you need to borrow a gun to do the deed I'll let you borrow whatever

I’m stuck in the combine for 3-4 hours but I’m about ready to make a Snakeroot style post

zohran: good morning rama my wife rama: hello mamdani

whipping out the 6' party sub like

tfw no aloof wife

sneezing crazy style

This field is directly next to the co-op they should just let me go dump in the pit

Hop

loading various sandwiches into an FAA Chicken Gun to certify that different kinds of ballistic vest are sandwich-rated

My name is Brendan Break

The Telephone Pole Avoider

Good news we didn’t set this field on fire this year

Is bluesky slow as hell today for everyone or is my local cell tower being fucky

How did I ever live without you adjustable unloading spout? ❤️

My name is Brad Nailer

every instance of looney tunes violence is based on something real that the animators saw in the war

want to make drink but might be summoned back to work, cruel

gnawing my own leg off after getting caught by a thirst trap

(to the tune of Losing a Whole Year) drinking a whole beer

I'm gonna bid

Driving Down the Middle of the Highway in a Powerful Machine

i refuse to buy anything that says 'rinse, repeat' with no exit condition. i've lost too many people