Who up anhydousing they ammonia

Some of you spend a weird amount of time thinking about that St*ncil guy

Manifesting a big plate of nachos in this tractor

The mixture had triggered a curse laid centuries ago on an ancient Jell-O factory. No matter how many shredded carrots or raisins she added to the blighted mold, her flesh continued to melt away faster and faster. How could she stop this hellish aspic?

Found this classic in the archives

Got some free stickers in the mail

Becoming a hypochondriac or possibly have something actually wrong me, it’s impossible to know for sure

I should not be stored in direct sunlight

look at this interesting wall I found

End of Days Clearance

interefting font choice

What did you just call my apparel?!

Merry Christmas Bluesky

Ralphie’s mom could get it 🫦

he's making a list he's making a list he's making a list he's making a list Santa Claus is making a list 📝

Ben’s Asse

(tearing mistletoe down) do you want dracula just waltzing in here

Had like five beers over a 7 hour period while seeing some visiting friends and now I’m being destroyed by a truly mighty hangover

i don't want a lot for christmas cuz i am a centipede blending in with carpet patterns scooting on my many feet

CBS employees do the needful (**** ***)

not super into the new Health abum tbh, few decent ones on there but nothing that really jumps out at me

doing the High High Hopes dance

thought I misplaced the gun that's been sitting in my computer room for weeks but I just moved it out of sight because someone was coming over

I parked a REALLY funny handle for my alt

No matter where you're from, no matter what your religion calls it, I hope you have a merry Christmas ❤️

Oooouuuuuggghhhh ate too much Taco John’s and I will die soon

👻

I hand you this, wwyd

www.wsj.com/politics/ele... I sincerely hope this guy gets to see his remaining children die too

Ours is a salad dressing

oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus?

Every egg cocktail is a fucking battle

I posted my dick on here, Absolutely Not

Saw this at a bar like 10 years ago

this is, of course, exactly what republicans have always intended for vouchers to do: defund public education to facilitate the creation of a private system of segregation academies

*leaning in for a kiss after consuming a huge portion of French onion soup*

I would never be entrapped by federal agents

Costco has $5 rotisserie grinches

"I have the power of God"

Elton John voice: It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

Save 15% on unforgivable gifts

hitting an electric beehive smoker and going docile

red grinch was created by chance when they tried to clone santa from mysterious bones found in the vatican dungeons

MBD poster backlog framed at last

when will Sandcrab return from the war...

So, El Fasher looks like one of the worst single event atrocities to happen this century so far, but the evidence has come in such a trickle it seems to only now be getting verified

I can’t believe Christmas was already two weeks ago