Microsoft has finally earned a place on my shit list after costing me four hours of my life just trying to give them money

Microsoft Orifice 2026 Pro Plus

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

I’m fuckin cursed dawg

found a dead kissing bug in my basement. Great. Wonderful. Fantastic.

TL is reaching critical horny levels

@aptshadow.bsky.social I really liked Children of Strife! My favorite in the series since the first one I think

Had to tear out this entire garden to get rid of a perennial vinca infestation

Fucking up my yard something fierce

The Gary, Indiana song from the music man unlocked a deep memory of how we would harass two of our friends in high school

The Newell SD Irrigator can hurt you

My high school mascot, who is NOT the monopoly man

Death is upon you. You should find a healer.

Accidentally drove the tractor into a big hole despite my previous precautions

Do you think I’d be a better vampire or werewolf I have pale skin but I’m also very hairy

I think if you put those tinted covers on your car’s license plates to make them harder to read they should crush your car at bare minimum

Tex Refund

My birthday is on the 29th btw, if you want to get me something

They call it 9mm Ultra because it’s ultra hard to find www.gunbroker.com/item/1168075...

El einhander www.gunbroker.com/item/1168911...

Got some fiberglass in my fingers yesterday while using an old spade with a degrading fiberglass handle and I’m afraid it’s over for me

Sometimes you see someone on here posting some pretty wild generalizations and the sixth post is inevitably about how much their dad and/or mom sucked

Setting the bidet to “kill”

👉SEE THE PURPLE CHEW RITUAL

Who knew 7 years of trap shooting was going to be such a useful life skill

Local chain has brought back their German/Mexican fusion dishes

Little America II

excuse me I have to make a phone call

tfw no single women in 1000 mile radius 😔

Everyone wants me to imbue their shard with malicious energy. I take their money and imbue their shard with neutral energy. Every. Single. Time. And before you ask, no, the malice of my deed does not stain the shard.

Correct Gin Redux

feelin' straight up injured

took an 8pm-10pm hell nap

I loved Supreme Commander!

There’s a mysterious haze over the land

Also a bunch of fellow hostages are constantly trying to somehow bully the guy with the grenade by pointing out that he’s a huge pussy who never actually pulls the pin???

logging on

I think it's much more likely that the vast majority of Americans are just too comfortable and don't care about this. A majority may disapprove, but they also aren't going to engage in any kind of revolutionary action unless things get way, way worse than they have been.

The Mackenzies Castleberry

Mounds View, MN

Driving erotically

The yassification of teosinte from a wild grass into a rizzed-up high-yield crop is one of the most significant examples of human-led plant domestication

It’s an ancient plant and honestly I give it mad respect.

this is actually not the worst functioning website I've had to deal with in the past 36 hours

What is this a BIOS for ants??

I will shoot