ok the Regent and the Necrobinder in Slay the Spire 2 are starting to make sense to me. finally got to the Architect with Regent, and my Necrobinder runs are getting more consistently past Act 2

sick again! i think this is a new sick from last time they got me on the amox-clav and i am going to play OpenTTD communist mode Cuba mod in bed, i think

banseball

the No Kings events are a whole mishmash but i gotta say i'm glad to see them being vocally in support of trans rights, like pretty much everyone except for some politicians are

2026 facebook promoted news is like: [picture of a smug-looking woman in a blazer with no makeup] congress is passing a bill called the No More Money For People Act!! it will make it they will take all of your clean bank money. all your money straight to cookie jar! and the jar now? it's for gay

the bio for @royals.com is the perfect amount of funny

the year of the Kansas City Royals

taking a shower and putting on clean clothes and using the nice soaps that smell extra good but finding out it's 90 degrees outside

one thing about the american century of humiliation is that, when u adjust for american, humiliation is just: not being full of ourselves all the time

the world pules for a Bojack Horseman style revisiting of The Critic

one way to explain Europe is that, for like one thousand years, families would send their smartest boy to a place where he had to vow celibacy

as with most pointlessly gendered activities, women invented boy kibble, have been doing it for millennia,

theyre putting race car men gettin bukkakke'd on the milk, the whole label is the same picture, twice, of this race car man having himself painted in the stuff,

getting into a car by climbing onto the seat, knees and hands, then turning 90° to sit down- i did it this way well into my 30s because it never occurred to me to change the way id been getting into cars since age six

millennials peaked at when you could get a Bic with shrug guy on it

sometimes u find out an author sucks and you go back through the text and think "yikes yep theres some sketchy stuff in here" and decide to never read Piers Anthony ever again

if you want an alternative to harry potter have you tried: drinking one gallon of horse piss and running ten miles to a tax preparation office without any of the necessary paperwork

if u are looking for alternatives to harry potter might i suggest: write a story

i know ive posted about this before but its neat to see ppl on here i haven't read the words from in years, but remember from the 1997~2002 web

wow wouldn't u know it the doctor prescribed me stay in bed and play Slay the Spire 2 all day

people in my town sometimes complain that Aldi is too small and to me that's like complaining that sex feels too good

lady with three small kids at the Aldi: you deserve a medal

Im having a blast drawing this guy

made a doctor's appointment because i have always wanted to hang out with a doctor

fire the people who come up with medicine names like Ozempic or Skyrizi and replace them with the people who come up with mystical cyberwitch medicine names like: Tessalon Pearls

dream snips: - guy doing repetitive karaoke of a 90s song where the guitars all lazy and he mumble-sings "i think ill try MSG" over and over - multicolored wax cylinders representing people - the recurring dream shopping center

pretty funny bit, to get mad at "leftists" (whatever that means) for being online armchair commentators, while talking about an idea of what a leftist is, that comes entirely from online!!

webcomics! the purest expression of the art form

the main difference in young adults ive noticed is that the scooby doo pajamas type hang out at mcdonalds instead of dennys

me when i want to buy a pentium ii/266 windows 98 computer

non structural brick is common in a lot of places in the u.s., but as a facade usually; in the heartland some houses, and many office and medical buildings, are completely clad in brick because it's ablative armor for shit getting whipped around in 70+ mph winds

there was a hot minute on this web site app posting place that you could not only have, but expect, a rational conversation that only a ding-dong lunatic would bring any heat to that didnt end abruptly, but in waves- and some of its still there, u can still have that, more than old dead twitter ime

idk how alcohol regulation works in other u.s. states, i have only been a bartender in Kansas: is it normal to have a state Alcohol Board of Control that does inspections by sending agents undercover as bar patrons with fake IDs etc or is that a holdover carrie nation idea we have going on here?

I know it sounds corny but literally: the blood spilled and money wasted on "protecting" imaginary lines on maps (and, obv, white supremacy, which is what it's really about) could have solved so many real problems.

"immigration crisis" is a fake problem. let people visit and live and love where they want to, stop restricting that freedom

sitting on the patio enjoying computer touching, thought i'd go ahead and fire up Morrowind, but, oops! i last saved in a cave and this is super not an outdoors game

easy solution to fake problem: dissolve TSA, abolish DHS, you are welcome in advance,

dream snips: - local theatre awards show but i keep spilling my spaghetti. also i have to keep leaving the venue for some reason but i can catch it on YouTube - ogre attacks are easily thwarted by throwing things at them from hot air balloons - the whole family has to swindle between awards

the thing about Vvardenfell is that there's no one stopping people from just becoming era-definingly powerful megawizards, from practicing a lot? and maybe they should? probably no big deal for them. i havent even learned what a hortator is yet and am on vacation in modded-in Anvil

harboring an economy controlled and mostly made up of financial markets, is asking for an idiot king to run everything, and when it fucks up, electing a non-metaphorical idiot king

idk if anyone else has been driving across a whole state or two (or in the case of new englanders: the whole region) lately but the weather situation feels extra fucked, moving around like gotta pack two layers of coats because the next gas station might be 55 degrees, it might be 90

Dear Sephora, I deserve every sample available at checkout. I hate you.

let people do things they might regret!

grandma's long-lost Nunsense glass

BREAKING: chuck norris died of doing something weird with his dick

followed by "dead dog brand dog food recalled for being deadly to dogs"

i think stories that have a beginning, middle, and end, with characters and a narrative, maybe themes and a plot, is just as brave and bold as two unedited hours of spaghetti eating footage

nintendo peaked with the wii

the hays code was bad actually