bury me with a pack a mistys and a gun

i dont have a good enough memory (brain problems) to recall how to do joke meme formats so i look em up online and that has worked for a couple decades, but it's getting worse and more inaccurate WENDY'S: go see pagliacci,

WIZARD NAMES XI Pussy Wezzo "Swamp Ass" Pegara 17-Legs Tickytack d'Frontenac Mrs Certainfire Heywood Saperstein-Jablowmie II

this week the weather is unsettlingly nice so i guess i will try to eke out a few mpg from the old mopar battlecruiser with the help of new filters and copious muffler tape

new pin new me

some of them have long dicks. i am lydelle buster and i am here to say that a few long dicks are connected up to real bad men. theyre calling it god's greatest accident

i think penzeys spices should stick to their schtick forever, like in the 2100s i hope its doc bronners but about yelling at a president who died a hundred years ago

i have to enjoy the spice brand that constantly posts via their packaging, because a lot of the posts are good,

its like im right there at the unveiling of the iPhone

canr fucking beleieve tjhey didnt cosnu lt @rem.bsjky.team

get a little urp in the back of my throat when someone posts e.g. "gather around, children" or "listen up, kids" when referring to fellow adults online

tbh the thing to get people to use Alt-Text would be some kind of award or something, maybe even with a cash prize

watching a little bootleg 60 Minutes

wow looks like i got a text intended for the governor. pretty sure she knows all this stuff though? decided to be polite anyway, feels good to be thanked especially if i didnt have to do anything for it

local coffee shop is handing out AI slop coloring books if you have a kid with you for some reason it makes reference to how William S Burroughs shot his wife in the head?

look up how George Washington named one of his dogs Sweet Lips

linux was getting too stable and good to use so they invented Arch

sitting on a porch near a busy intersection, only one pedestrian all day (cold), word on the street is literally: "augggh. auugh! Fuck! fuck."

new food truck that's just a minivan with three vending machines crammed inside

time for favorite holiday time drink: lite beer milk

struggling to make entry into a foreign culture???? uhh i dunno have you tried sucking a few dicks?

now that im in my 40s i am really starting to appreciate and get into the genre of joke wherein you claim that your 50+ friends e.g. met Mark Twain, played exclusively stick and hoop as a child, were there for the first boat,

Gollum is actually a fairly average looking guy and is furious about how Peter Jackson depicted him

im a, end the gas station cashier interaction by eye-contact smiling while tapping the thing i just bought on the counter, kind of gal

the 90s video game ads that were like WELCOME TO A NEW ADDICTION: THIS GAME IS SO GOOD IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE

updating an old TTRPG module by changing out the Swamp Hag for a Swamp Bitch

i wonder how much longer the official measuring system of the United States will still be metric

when jobs for engineers have dried up and they're trying to recruit them to be call center customer service representatives

sometimes I wish it was more normal to go to the gas station for coffee in a bathrobe

Popeye should be allowed to touch his own penis, like and repost when you agree

THIS fuckin prichk THIS asshole, this dipshittery factory ON LEGS aith his UNAPPRAISING EYES just glazing over everything like the slime on a big catfish idiot hai r like a helmet spine like a [pool noodl;e HEY CHARLES get those DICK SUCKIN LIPS to work or GO THE fUCK HOMe

twitter is full of shitposting gaccounts named "asshole fish" and "piss filthdrinker" and "worm dipshit" bsky is full of shitposting accounts named "excellent penis" and "fun grandma" and "lydell e butser"

dream snips: was at a resort or something but making myself at home carrying out a plot looking for licorice chews but only getting weird candies from a hundred years ago renaming files to Return of the Jedi a sixteen bit computer crunchy bread sticks but with people's names in donut frosting

Keep hanging in there, we're about to all start doing cocaine when the 80s hits. Half of us are gonna get REALLY into wallstreet and the other half are gonna go to art school and start a genre defining band

merry cozy longest nights to ye

bar i used to work at had a regular who was fine 99% of the time, but if she got too drunk and there was a man she was attracted to, she would try to sneak behind him and poke him right on the anus

"to honk down on" gotta be in the top five verb constructions

one of life's little delights is opening up leftover cheesecake and licking your lips like a cartoon hobo

2023 on Bluesky had a wild online Summer of '69 type happening but unfortunately since then it's been the online 70s

the dumbest thing i love to sincerely believe is smart and true is that for the most part lawyers are just guessing

more like koichi sugmanuts

as a nearly thirty year laptop user, from an at-the-time obsolete monochrome 386 to my late 10s thinkpad, hooray! that laptops have finally become basically reliably good they're lightweight, performant, affordable- in the 90s you could have one half of one of those, then later you could have two

its just my habits, growing up in the land scattered with 19th century non-mormon utopian cult villages, founded by people that the descendants of Puritans kicked outta the east

my preferred weed store is cheap, friendly, and kind of janky. i love it

where did you come from, where did you go? where did you come from, jd vance couchfucking joke writer?

lydelle buster posts a full three hundred characters is it worth reading? will there be something delightful in there? a continuation of another joke? or has she wasted yr time yet again, causing you to feel like you hate her, more and more, but guess what: that's love, idiot, you love me now. moron

on earth one cube marge cube bouvier-simpson-buster-bouvier(divorced) four marges per one marge! moron schools teach one marge (simpson) but four marges (pre-simpson, homer years, lydelle years, post-lydelle) in cycle of marge means 4 marges wise-ass says "three marges, combine bouviers" <-an idiot

over the months i have seen many ppl come on here with display names like 'crap idiot fucker' or 'piss moron' who have since changed them to i.e. 'poster of posters', 'fun cute stanislaw', 'piss genius' and i love it, i love seeing that happen here,

the message: WAUUGGH-FNEHHH