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the chunch (the grinch but for 9/11): "fuck 9/11"

can you believe that 9/11 is as long ago today as World War 2 was on 9/11??

swing music was revived in the early 90s but died again in the collapse of 7 World Trade Center on 9/11/2001

who else has got a HuHot Mongolian in their town? who else is getting their stir fry drenched in sauces like Burn-Your-Village Barbecue, Feed the Hordes Hoisin, or Five Village Fire Szechuan

ladies: im single and i eat like a millionaire's donkey,

unfortunately shrek routinely canvassed for lyndon larouche

tax the ____ is a thing we just say about whoever's annoying us, not the people who if properly taxed would let us solve a lot of economic problems,

i am writing something that i don't know whether to call an essay or article or screenshot let's play. i hope it's as fun to read as it has been, so far, to write and lay out and publish! letsplay.babyshoes4cash.com

ok i am not one hundred percent happy with how i'm doing images on my handmade web log, but i'll just have to work on that later, because i'm ready to publish a first post

every time i open a medical bill envelope i brace for something that will ruin my month/decade so when it just says "you owe us one hundred dollars" it's like free mental therapy

Ok I can’t get up and take a shit until I finish this thing for work. This is what’s called The Pomodoro Technique

p much every mutual i have on here would enjoy it if they followed my friend @sylvie-althoff.bsky.social, fyibtw,

In the process of puzzling out the anti-trans backlash, Slate hosts bemoan that they “can’t even imagine” what it’s like to be a visible trans person before blaming us for just being too dang visible. Well, I wrote about what it's like, so you don't have to strain your poor imagination.

oh nice another meaningless political compass test

leftists slowly posting more wonklike while centrist liberals morph into 2016 chapo trap house insult posters is, interesting

very funny to compare bug spray marketing of the 90s (now with DEET) with bug spray marketing of the 20s (DEET free (not a safety claim))

my town has a "mayor" but it's mostly a ceremonial title used for when another city or government needs a mayor to interact with we have a commission (like a council) and one of those gets to be mayor, which grants no political power except for when overseas newspapers need to talk to someone

it's michael dukakis's turn

slams his fist into a gonk bot and it starts talking normally

aw man it's not even 70°F again and me with a dwindling 30 day pool pass

remembering that people with a lot of money tend to be kind of dumb

I would just really love it if I didn’t have to deal with misogynists and serial harassers in the year of our lord 2026, but all these men seem hellbent on telling me I “have to play nice with them”

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Mind your own god damn business

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let's kill him

personal canon: in Star Trek holodeck programs and media banks they can only use IP that was public domain circa 2037 because of a DRM scheme that became a computer virus and developed sentience and so the Federation won't kill it even though it won't let them watch Shrek

lol yeah this is about what i expected from each of them

computers are for -connective humanity -interactive amusement -hentai pngs anytohing else is a weird use for a computer but go off i guess

Today is Computer Day. Happy Computer Day

just what its like to have a nice rack

@television missed opportunity to do a diarrhea joke in the new episode

@lemons too sour! stop fucking up!!

grateful to have been able to experience, as a teen, Kurt Vonnegut as a living author, releasing a new book the exact year I first encountered him in high school AmLit class

they barely even changed the script when they did pretty much the same episode with the same plot in '99 but with more filler (neelix)

HEARTLAND RUMOR UPDATE from sources who drive to Iowa and back a lot, there's been a shitload of corn this year and almost no soybeans (at least on the fields near the interstate), a tremendous aberration from the last twenty years THIS HAS BEEN YOUR: HEARTLAND RUMOR UPDATE

might make some knockoff lydelle buster chili mac later (no wolf chili around here)

there are some geniuses on here with 400 followers whose good posts get like 0-2 likes and some real dumb dumbs with 50,000 followers who get 300+ for being wrong so don't let like number tell you posts are bad. or good! just post

gotta stop melting down over someone getting a three day break because they said they want to put a public figure into a Saw contraption

if you don't love me at my aspera you don't deserve me at my ad astra

white guy with accent fast food ad

Its really unclear that Spiderman is the good guy because he just appears in the street and starts kicking people who are standing around

That’s why we go to all the extra school

MARY KOLACHE, ESQ IN: PLINK

twister by chuck palahniuk