dream snip: video game style conflict where in every iteration our opponents are ten years older, while we are only five or six years older. an impediment at first but pretty rapidly an asset

remember one time when i was lydelle buster

working on a new project i just call 'under construction', a series of fictional personal web pages from bizarre individuals. winesburg ohio but online a century later. hypnospace outlaw but theres no game or mystery or story, really no strong idea of what i want it to be. i just want to free-post

if i ever do online dating again im just going to make my own dating website that just has my profile on it

why starbucks isn’t good

i think roasting only works when everyone in the room knows the roaster reasonably well

cranckers: the salty snack that cranks

every time elvis comes up now i think 'oho but who has tasted more of the sweet nectar of life, you dead bitch?'

headlines should be unpostable without posting the full text of the article (under a fold), as well if you are a news outlet that wants to drive traffic to your web site: do it in other ways than the format that keeps widening the gap between 'headline' and 'article'

the reason we say that a phone 'rings' when it plays the incoming chat request sounds, is homage to how the telephone was originally invented by a man named Bell

, short for Alexander Telephone Protocol,

there is a scene very early on, six minutes in, where Werner Herzog wrestles an quadruped mammal out of the river and onto a boat, but it is unclear to me (the audience) that the animal is actually drowning, or having any problems at all, until Werner starts taking it upon himself to save it man,

hey! that's the name of the website!

I'm very partial to the way Buster says "Alias is a *show* about a spy" and I try to allude to it at every opportunity

one favorite Arrested Development gag is when a character says something like "we're in a state of arrested development" and narrator Ron Howard says "hey! that's the name of the show!" I almost compulsively say it now every time the title comes up in dialogue in, anything

i didn't play Castlevania: Symphony of the Night until 2019, and a lot of that had to do with a teenage aversion to 90s edgelord stuff, which seemed to be pretty heavily grimdark-flavored at the time same reason i didn't play Planescape: Torment until this decade

been putting off playing Death Stranding because i'm waiting for three more PC case fans to arrive

does anyone know a good resource for buying broken game consoles for cheap? is this the kind of thing where i'm gonna have to find an e-waste distributor (thin on the ground in kansas city)

twenty five year old internet meme, hatten är din, where a ln early 80s Lebanese pop song is given a flash animation and captions in swedish, which i guess it sort of sounds like double unintelligible to me, but stuck in the head nonetheless

this web site has become almost unusably annoying since november used to be i could click on a post and see mostly well thought out replies but now it's almost always a wall of political doc bronner text that may or may not have anything to do with the post above it

ok better get to sleep got a big day ahead of watching Burden of Dreams

Kinski had heard that sick prisoners were to be returned first, and tried to qualify by standing outside naked at night, drinking urine and eating cigarettes. He remained healthy, however, and was returned to Germany in 1946.[21]

Royals really playing some competent baseball here at the end of the baseball season

booing stolen base attempts reveals a deep weakness of spirit, a crinkly crispy shriveled soul,

ok im catching up on Documentary Now!, a comedic documentary parody series that i tailed off of a while ago watching S3 E1/2, "Batsh*t Valley", and holy loly they got 2018 Connie Chung to play 1982 Connie Chung in a fake nbc news anchor bit

anyone with toddler experience know the best way to get oreo cream out of electronics speaker holes

dream bit: adding numbers and if the total was 12 i would wake up a little bit. terrible

something good is happening

im here to have a good time on the world wide web but honestly if I could be doing that elsewhen it would be 1998~2006 probably

at least the internet is making people who hate me stupid

maybe im just a simple country trans woman but i think with regards to trump getting re-elected the main person we can and should blame is Donald John Trump

the big domino: rise of fascism in the united states of america the small domino: failure to end jim davis' creation garfield in 1998

wake up! you've been sleeping for two days!! donald trump? fascism? Garfield by cartoonist Jim Davis? honey we ended those in 1998

in the world where Garfield ended in 1998, getting an NEA grant to make a free video game is a common and respected job

[geordi laforge disgusted] thinking about the Roman Empire [geordi laforge into it] thinking about Garfield having ended in 1998

bill clinton was a failure in that he teed up the fascists of the 21c but his greatest failure was perhaps not ending Jim Davis' Garfield in 1998

if rats don't lay eggs, then how do they have kings?

average 2035 north american: "oh yeah, that weird event back in '25- wasn't it on 9/11? who was that guy. small face, diapers. charlie... cameron? ah who cares. did you bring home any rats?"

carl 🕯️

what happened to the phrase "fight fire with fire" people say it like that's a positive thing you should be doing, instead of an obviously stupid endeavor

I'm sorry if your name is Piers. You gotta change it. The one guy is bad enough, but then there's the second one who's awful in a fresh new way "no way he's the one who sucks" ok but no one's heard of you, Piers,

sleep please 😔

papers pasted all over my wall, red string everywhere, connecting several scrawlings of "SAME GUY?" and "SAME GUY!" to portraits of Stewie Griffin and Tyrion Lannister

acorns slamming into the roof and waking me up making me think someone's throwing marbles around the house

did carl delete? 😭

drift to sleep interrupted by strong flavor and smell memory of dorothy lynch salad dressing

a half ounce of weed that smells like kitchen herbs and would never be sold in a store but rather only from guys over the age of 55 named such as 'skeeter' which is short for 'mosquito' by the way

smoking on a new kind of weed that makes you normal

okay everyone. confession time. i've called ditch weed, "reggie", on here despite having never called it that in real life. the last time weed that bad was on the street around here was 2003 from an adbusters ren fest devil sticks soul patch gen-x nu-hippie, who called it "schwag", and so must i 😔