I like to pick today every time a game asks for my birthdate for usually zodiac reasons

i love it

the gas station has these scrubbing floors and it makes the ambience go from blandly unnoticeable to horrible its silent in there except the sound of people moving around and cash register blips, and now, a robot voice saying "I'm cleaning the floor! Thanks for visiting Quik Trip!" over and over an

i live in a college town with loads of local coffee shops, enough that there are a couple who i suspect are at least passively engaged in dismantling labor rights, but it'd still be preferable to crossing a picket line

coffee from quik trip so bad its making me hate coffee

every opinion outlet that's being weird about Zohran? they didn't have enough influence to keep him from getting elected, so who cares what they say?

hoping tomorrow's meltdowns are as funny as tonight's

we're just getting started

this feels like the first honest step past the frozen national indentiy and mentality since 9/11

i believe that we will win

omen: turkey vulture things are gonna be ok. it will change us but we will win

the cranes are lowering cuomo back into The Crevasse

let's go let's see it we're hooting and hollering for zohran mamdani out here in northeast kansas

you tune in to the livestream, preferred drink in hand, bucket for just in case its too much blurred image like a pale egg comes into focus, and- that motherfucker!- he has tricked us again contorted impressively, alan is enthusiastically slurping wet-style on his own erect penis. you got dershed

i was going to say that this picture belongs in a Monster Manual but that's not fair. its clearly Fiend Folio material

sure my car cost $1700 seven years ago but can your car make the entire driveway smell like burnt oil for a half hour after you park it? i thought not

gregg’s yellow polo is overdue for a comeback @vfa-expert.bsky.social @oncinema.bsky.social

don't say what you will about dick cheney unless it receives a computronic sentiment score of naaaaasty

i guess no one enforces it any more but you might want to check out your local laws on photographing ballots, folks,

planning to sit and listen to a cd on my Koss CL-5s like it's twenty years ago

ope looks like the ublock people are slightly behind in the adblock/youtube arms race

i got two inch platform books and let me tell you: being 5'6" is really going to my head

dream snip: firing a submachine gun into every tree on the street. tedious. figure out i can make it go faster by carefully shooting the street on a map

the status effect portraits in this game, are fantastic

just a couple classic 2013 guys

adhd means doing comedy from ages 23-35 and keeping absolutely zero notes for years later when you're trying to pick it up again

i was going to play this game but. i dont- i don't know! am i? am i ready? am i ready

'nostalgia is a trap,' i say, taking a break from helping family with health problems to play old DOS games in my teen years bedroom

mRNA vaccines are the most human thing to invent. we love domesticating animals! why not also the cells of our own bodies

once again starting my day at the computer with: Eva Hurychová - Chtěla bych být tvým robotem (1986)

pump me full of mRNA vaccines. i want a new one every week. give me the one that lets me rip apart a honda civic with my teeth

dream snips: got back a job i liked amidst resisting an interstellar empire. blend of people from my life and made up people. new cats named 1per and 2fer

disrupting the poké business stuffing fistfuls of ahi tuna into pockets of increasingly wet members only jacket moving fast running away before shock wears off

lovely wife who’s had enough: you cannot be joking, kevin. time after time i’ve seen things from your perspective but you never do the same. what do i have to do to deserve such kindness as being treated as your equal? kevin: 🤡🎺? wife: i DO communicate kevin: 🤡🤹‍♂️!! wife: well, make time for US

they're paying me extra for my blood ever since i told them ive never used chatgpt

I love saying words. Make it squarer. Now make the square have round edges. Pretty great party!

the computer mouse is starting to give me shoulder pain so i bought a track ball. time to become a track ball sicko

havin a few beers and typin things into the compuetr

hopping from foot to foot in merry dance core, totally hee hee ho ho pilled, puckish revels in thy confusion and frustration moding

jesus can you believe it's already been twenty years since they remade Ghostbusters??

random google search for something and i'm reading a blog about it and then i see the name of the guy who wrote it and i don't know him but my senior prom date ended up marrying him years later and what just came out of me unbidden was: hey! i know you! i've fucked your wife!

to stop fascism we need rapid and decisive action. good thing we have: the united states criminal justice system,

interesting, guest logging into a thing where i have to agree to terms and conditions, like usual, but agreeing to their Privacy Policy is completely optional

two NyQuil and a puff of Primatine Mist, the ol influenza speedball

primatine mist you gnarly bitch

Erine's Magic Shapes is my favorite indica strain

baseball clicked for me when i learned I didn't have to care about the numbers. that's when i really started to care about the numbers

young again. but at the expense of merely loving baseball

legends of play