Mallrats must have felt at the time like if David Lynch had followed up Eraserhead with Follow That Bird

marge simpson in the streets, marge simpson in the sheets. im marge simpson

putting "Chasing Amy" in the Criterion Collection was a desperate grasp by film snobs to not feel bad about liking guy who tells fun and dumb stories Kevin Smith Mallrats really stung, for a certain kind of 90s guy. I didnt see it until 2002 so I knew what to expect, and it's a lot of fun!

did the viktor orban money dry up or something

leftist is such a useless term, there's leftists who post about liberatory literature and communism and social theory, and, there's leftists who mostly make fun of gay people online, and outsiders end up conflate the two even though they're yelling at each other

left the game paused overnight and now i'm not sure what the hell i was doing

one time for about seven hours i was an officially sanctioned NCAA student athlete- we had an unofficial fencing club at the University of Kansas, we went to a tournament with four other colleges at it- we asked if we could use the Jayhawk symbol and they sent back forms that made us NCAA athletes

i live within eye sight of a liquor store so when it happens i think i can manage a champagne bottle if im quick

i don't think it works like that

everyone: bsky needs a trust and safety person bsky: ok [hires an unsafe guy no one trusts] everyone: bsky needs a comms person bsky: gotcha [hires a feral child raised by wolves who never learned human language and, tragically, was born without fingers]

bindlecore says hi

i don't think i would start a slap fight on line with someone probably half my age who other posters will behave deranged for but then i don't make money on posting

hey does an outdoor waterproof TV cabinet such that could withstand torrential thunderstorms exist? thinking of setting up the patio for group baseball watching

the world isn't rolling the dull tools in the shed it seems to be giving them dozens of millions of dollars,

this really is a nice challenge if you're used to the usually too-easy OpenTTD economy! it's not so difficult (it's balanced- exports generate revenue but so do mail routes, so you can always do your duty and link up more towns and villages to the mail network, to balance the resource sheets)

playing a difficult and rewarding export economy Cuba scenario in OpenTTD- its 1965 now and I like how my trucking fleet is made up mostly of: - Chevrolet 157s from the 30s - PzInz 703s from the 40s, presumably Polish army surplus - Zubr C90s, 60s, cutting edge Soviet machinery

there was a sort of vibe, two years ago, where liberals and left-of-liberals were starting to talk more and talks of critical support and coalition were bandied about, and then this web site got big and someone sure decided to put a stop to that,

cummerbund (bund for the cummer)

playing titanium court feels like therapy in how much i want to simultaneously play it and avoid it

dream snip: found my black cardigan. this part of the dream was remembered because i thought it was a real life memory

this is the kansas model, getting and staying on food stamps is a whole job that requires you to expose your entire finances

i want to take screenshots of Titanium Court but i also think going into it blind is best and don't want to spoil it- and the second feeling overriding the first is rare- Titanium Court! if you've read this far then you'll love it

some report than anal stretching made them feel "powerful" and like they had something in their life they could control

MILKWALKER SAYS SPEAK MY NAME WHEN DANGER THREATENS AND I SHALL BE SUMMONED MILKWALKER WILL SLAY THINE ENEMIES

milkwalker looks scary, but she's a kaiju who protects children

found out that my mom still has the Pentium 4 tower they bought in 2000, and which was the "new computer" in contrast to the Pentium and the 8088 for so long that it's very weird to think of it as retrocomputer but it is! i bet Win98 screams on this thing

the internet has on balance been worse for right wing ideologies which is why they're trying to make it a dark forest full of slop i'm not sure that's entirely possible? you can demonstrably goof up the open web but the internet is a LOT more than that, designed to be resilient and adaptable

i cant afford a nintendo switch, my old strategy of waiting until last gen gets down to a reasonable price stopped working like one and half console generations ago i can get my hands on Tomodachi Life 3DS, though,

taking the $2000 minivan into the shop for exhaust work estimate i love driving used cars until they break but every shop estimate means holding my breath- is this the end of the best automotive deal i've ever had, a $1500 purchase that needed $500 in work and has lasted me almost decade now?

your mommy's so pretty she makes the pope say hominahomina

the next conservative trend is gonna be doing goatse

dream snip: if I toss or turn in bed and do a little blanket flourish I can get a 2x sleep multiplier (stacks)

today in little brick guys: Generalissimo El Pato

Hii this isn't too dire do not be alarmed, but I'll be thankful if you took a gander at this post www.tumblr.com/bronzecauldr... Lookin for a little work if you got the dosh to spare

yes! it is my first time!! now do you want to help me or keep gratifying yourself over there, smuggo?

dont want to die in a civil war bc some kid groomed on roblox by a trust fund pedophile into getting horny for atlas shrugged and the turner diaries grew up to run a proud boys child soldier unit

in middle school the most secure novell for geoworks network login password i had was, "qaz" this is because a kid with fast eyes would watch other kids put in passwords so i drew on my penn and teller 'how to fool people' tapes and just got fast typing in qaz while fluttering fingers all over

in early even into middle facebook, interacting with mutuals only was the regular way to go about it. i think it was the only way, for a while kind of like that a whole lot better than this easily game-able and by now very dull followers system

bluesky's feeds system did make meta do p much the same thing which made setting the 'read only posts from friends' mode go from a dark pattern to a very dim pattern

ok got a p good handle on Rust now, so never have to use it again thanks ADHD

where are all the Heather Boyd Webcomics posters at

kindergartener roommate/nephew still working on pronouncing the R/L sounds (maybe the hardest part of english?)- but a year ago he would have a meltdown if you didn't understand him (makes sense! very frustrating!) now he circumlocutes, he'll say e.g. "gwass you know like the plant in the earth"

the USB cables they sell at the convenience store should be illegal! they never work for more than a week and they cost like $30!!

need a fifty pack of USB-C cables with maybe a dozen mini/micro adapters thrown in

i am a sicko who enjoys: - hot espresso - cold unfrothed milk for a room temperature morning drink

in the 90s the coolest thing was the coffee shop, my town didn't have one until Starbucks and that is entirely how they swept the country unfortunately the chains have mostly changed how they pull a shot so we're back to only local places being able to serve a dece espresso now

date idea: get Sonic and night drive an entire interstate city loop while listening to Longmont Potion Castle

Reading this in Longmont potion castle voice