scp-173 but it makes u cum silly style

incredibly touching moment during the TPUSA show when kid rock walked up to a five year old boy and kicked him in the back

the main part of GTA 5 that people posted about a lot when it was new, was how funny it is to go back to the Fresno type guy, the mentally ill man, and see what mess he's gotten himself into in autonomous AI mode i don't think i remember much hype about anything else, in that game

Little Saint James Island? You mean Kid Rock?

Very impressed with the accuracy of the new Bluesky user map

scans that im closer to "queer artists doing it for free" than "queer artists making money"

if i wanted to see what people on X: The Everything App think i would be skimming Stormfront

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

hope they don't make things so bad we have to ban drinking for a generation again

ok so i drove a big ford SUV around northeast bakersfield and that was fun. i think cars should be abolished and we should all have the freedom that robust train systems provide also tho im a heartland girl and goddamn wide roads big car crazy on you turned up real loud, feels real good

i think sometimes that when elon musk dies, he won't even notice

the forest that makes you horny

are there literate people who can look at a word but easily choose not to read or interpret it?

im not a fan of events so im just scrolling and i am piecing together that dunkin donuts shot a dog in the head on television or something?

Hattori Hanzo was actually a familial name of the leader of the Hattori ninja clan, on 56th and Kedzie.

osaka accents in jp shows and movies should be u.s. localized to deep chicago/nordern, as an industry standard they should sound like my late grandma who grew up in cicero with swedish parents who barely spoke english

they pretty much tore down everything about the united states federal government that's good, what's left doesn't seem worth caping for, to me? maybe the USPS? but that's kind of a special case

giving myself real "is it legal to get together with a group of friends to play a game" vibes with this one. "is it legal to go outside at night as an adult" level poste

its honestly very funny that the "sexual content" automod on here will miss a post with an almost completely nude woman in an explicitly sexual pose tagged with a dozen porn hashtags and then hide a post from the king of the hill screenshots account with bill dauterive and some underwear mannequins

The birthday girl is eight today! (In dog years, that's "eight")

the great united states ornery belt

oh the ayn rand but woke sex lady's cult are political dumbasses? what a world,

i think sometimes when conservatives think cities are total warzone shit holes, that they're projecting an image of conservative cities like Bakersfield or Wichita, but worse

monkeys paw furiously vibrating, flying about, clipping into objects, all supersonic flip-floppin, all garrys mod collision bonk noises,

got my first pair of doc martens for xmas, i haven't had shoes that will last more than a couple years since a pair of Rühnes I lost in 2011- living the paradox of "these shoes are maintainable for decades" and "don't want to wear them down because they're so expensive"

they evicted the sleepytime bear 😭

thank goodness for the ads. i almost forgot about Hyundais for two hours

dream snip: she inspires the prisoners, who have not eaten anything but a nutrient paste for months, with sweet food. they follow her, tears streaming

hont dong s

hont

hont dogn

hont dotg

Lydelle Buster: America's Mayor

thats right i figured out how to be mean to all of these pictures juuuuust fine, another post defeated

favorite new way to type words is taking concatenated ones and splitting them back up again like a dip shit

82-year-old John Milius is CANCELLED

me talking to bicalutamide:

do they test the bluesky app on the cheapest android phones available? its generally very good compared to the much worse apps everyone else uses but damn it locks up and needs a restart on my low-end phone, constantly

way way too many online leftists fall into the harry dubois communism failure state

Let the good times roll, Let them make you a clown (shakespeare)

seems like half the cars driving I-40 have stickers with their youtube channel on it

what's the best route to get the whole terrible los angeles traffic experience? i hear it's the malört of driving, so i gotta try it

my parents are from Iowa so epic bacon is just normal prosaic bacon, to me

long-dormant urge to clamber up hills

marty robbins - big iron but it's a lesbian romance

the seed of the future highly influential bond/powers mpreg slash art movement

googiepunk aesthetic

they should make a Fallout 4. its been like fifteen years and it's time to revisit the post-atomic dark googie sierra nevadas

experiencing a lot of majesty driving around out here in Fallout country