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This is none of my business

“Jurassic Park” is still an all-timer, but w/ the benefit of hindsight, the falling banner in this scene deserves to get clowned on every bit as much as the rat running across the railing in the last shot of “The Departed” did

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Wrong. I could have pretended to be that guy. “Oh look at me I can play ping pong, my name is Marty” get real

Thinking about getting into stolen valor

I don’t give a shit!!!

I got AIDS

Next month, there’s a fun looking thing happening in NYC the Saturday night before we check out & drive home. But we’d have to go from the East Village to Ridgewood and back, and it doesn’t start until midnight. So idk about that, man. I’m COOKED cooked now, huh. I am become fully Unc

All the ppl on their way to your mom’s house for some head. Ha ha got ‘em

Breakfast wellington. Big log of breakfast sausage, the size of your forearm, covered in pancake batter and fried. Take this idea and run with it! Make my dream a reality!

Y’all hear about this Bill Cobbsby guy and all his shenanigans? Hey, Bill! UNACCEPTABLE, buddy! Not ok!

This thing rules, if you’re reading this skeet, stop what you’re doing and try this

I could kick this kid’s ass

FARTY SUPREME.

Farty Supreme

Farty Supreme

farty supreme

more like farty supreme ha ha

One salami is a salamo

I used to be gay but I’m not anymore

What is the right natural wine for me This isn’t a shitpost, I’m gonna be in NYC next month and will be having dinner at a place w/ an extensive selection of natural wines. I ain’t know nothin’ about wine!

I am the proud owner of a Swarovski™ brand crystal Shrek figurine, I am an American Express™ platinum card member, I own my car and my house, I am tall and handsome and I have a head covered in thick, luxurious hair. I have enormous, smooth, pleasant smelling nuts, and a tiny, damp penis

They sell a Reuben at Mac Donalds. Secret menu item. Requires a secret handshake and you have to eat it in the bathroom

This is actually very easy to do. I do it all the time

A fun thing in movies is when there’s a group of Bad Guys doing Bad Guy Shit (the hoodlums blowing up an entire Detroit city block for kicks in “Robocop 2“, for instance), and there’s the one bad guy who‘s laughing like an insane hyena the whole time. That guy rules. Imagine being that happy

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Hear me out: triple-decker quesadilla

Putting my small penis in my wife’s stoma in order to generate ✨ 𝓈 𝒶 𝓉 𝒾 𝓈 𝒻 𝒶 𝒸 𝓉 𝒾 𝑜 𝓃 ✨

This is none of my business

demi lovato is cockney rhyming slang for half a potato

I’m gonna start growing bees. Buy some bee hardware, the bees come for free, bees make honey, sell honey for money. Free money. Light work. Why aren’t all u dummies doing this

And I'm 🥲 Proud to Be an 🇺🇸 A M E R I c A N 🇺🇸 H’where at least I know I'm 🆓 free And I won't forget the 💪🏻 men who 🤪 died, Who gave that 👉 right to me And I'd gladly STAAAAND UP! Next to 🫵🏻 you And defend 👯‍♀️ her still today 'Cause there ain't no doubt I 💦 love this land 🇮🇱 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐁𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔 𝐒 𝐀!!! 🇮🇱

You can think of the human anus as a kind of functional wound

Death to America

Happy 51st birthday, GamemasterAnthony

Y’all hating on this man just bc he was getting some head on national TV. Be serious. Grow up

OH MY FUCKING GOD BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Say goodbye to your girl. I’m about to pull up on her in this. She’s about to be done with u, goofy 😂🤣

Dangit! My name is in the Epstein files 😔😔😔 sorry guys. I’ll do better

I’m going to pull your pants down and spank your little butt cheeks until they’re glowing red

I am the proud father of 12 newborn baby boys 👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻

This is cool and I hope they raise plenty of money. But I am taking my Shrekrovski with me to my grave

Watching that YouTube video where that freaky little muppet-man wires 400 car batteries together and plays with them. Hey, buddy! How about you wire 400 Bibles together and bear witness to the awesome power of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?

Fandom is shit and fandoms are shit, except for the couple that I like. Which are fine and normal and cool. Sounds like a you problem!

100 years of solitude? That’s too damn much solitude! I’d be bouncin’ off the dang walls!

This is none of my business

Show me them bones so I can jack off to ‘em!!