Trans girls with glasses

Fuck it, I’m too excited to wait… …my next single kicks off an ARG. GOOD LUCK.

Okay. Stupid stunt incoming. I drop an album where each track opens with the number of Spotify followers I have that week. Yup. I could be homeless at any point. Let’s go.

I’m my own Rocky story because fuck Sylvester Stallone youtu.be/fcK3Tk0iHQg?...

Me a job ago

Possibly unpopular opinion? I think artists should get to sign the art they make for book covers. It should be right there, on the front, because it’s never been more important to showcase the humanness of art. And also there are many times when I see a beautiful cover and wonder, “Who made this?”

really needed to read this today

Hey instead of data centers use the land for FREE HOUSING FOR ARTISTS

do you hear the people sing

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

Did you know I've got a witchy, tarot-filled, & myth-heavy poetry collection out in July? In the U.S., you can preorder a signed copy by making a note in the Instructions/Comments box during checkout. Outside of the U.S., email Inkwood, & they'll get you sorted! Can't preorder? Ask your library!

how can time be money if only one of those things is real

unemployed trans woman on Bluesky trying to find a respite from the horrors of living in a transphobic state: my cat is a silly little guy random hashtag resist account following 78,000 people who found her post on the Discover feed: at least cats don't vote for DONNY DUMP

hey doctor app if the estimate is zero don’t even bother with the notification, thanks

I am waiting for you to get the whole attics and hiding and it’s here and I’m in danger shit way faster

Imagine telling everyone on the internet you're soft as hell while believing it makes you look tough.

SORRY TO BOTHER YOU (2018) dir. Boots Riley

“Isn’t all this art based on not having any feelings cool?!” Yeah man

Table Top Transition #comic #transgender #dnd #lgbt #ocs

Do tech guys know the instant Baby Hitler vibes they give off?

tech people created social media platforms! they built the system that drove them insane! its easier to blame the people that harass them on the machine they built than take responsibility for building the machine

Try not to think of how many of your mornings have been ruined by a game show host in the last decade

pray for me I live with someone unGOATed just completely non-based

People will force themselves to be lonely and miserable because the only way they’ve been taught to love someone is to trick ‘em and trap ‘em

Yeah once again I’m gonna go with the people with a spirit of community

me: “hey you guys wanna do a thing” them: “no” me: “oh okay” life continues to be shitty and boring and bad repeat

I am tired of being full of ideas and having no resources to bring them to life Again I ask If you are rich and boring might I suggest all the free attention of a mad genius in your home, thank you

My music is nothing if not sincere (sincerely getting cranked out at an alarming rate because I can hear the reaper gaining on me and that fucker wears the GOOD shoes)

Better Photoshoppists than I, you have your assignment, The Cloot Warrior needs a flaming guitar

Communes which turn into cults are about to rise up in full force and you need to be extra vigilant so you don’t join one where the Messiah isn’t me

You know in every graduation crowd booing AI there’s like ten baby Hitlers doing Mr. Burns hands who majored in tech like “Keep booing, you will all suffer!”

“We have made a technology that creates nothing but will ensure you have no future while we get richer and richer wait why are you boooing?”

Hi you do not know what anyone would look like if they could afford to so be nice

Grogu is HOT

If I see one more goddamn “chili is good and cheap and easy to make” article rebranding it as anything other than chili I am going to… well, make another batch of chili

With James Bond, I think they should stick to the time-honoured tradition of casting an actor who would have been the right age for the part ten years earlier.

A lot of women's social groups here in my city are still oriented towards straight women and I'm just like, straight women culture is like "my hobbies are fitness, hiking, beauty, and my 3 kids" and I need to be friends with more people who are queer and possibly live in a cave or maybe in a swamp

Okay Everyone be nice about this I MEAN IT But I’m an elder trans so I’m sorry, it’s not gonna be cool Are you ready? It’s embarrassing Okay Ugh IT’S THE SPACE LADY BUT YOU HAD TO BE THERE, SHUT UP youtu.be/tAp9BKosZXs?...

Remembering the talented actor and a helluva great director BILL PAXTON on what would have been his 71st birthday. P.S. I freaking love his FRAILTY movie!

ME: Okay—back on track... How do you feel about the modern takes on the Odyssey? HOMER: Show me Grindr again. Show me again now.

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone 🤼‍♀️

You don’t ask questions like where do I sit on the rocket ship or why would I get on the rocket ship when I am perfectly happy with my life the way it is save for the poverty of course? You just get on the r

I need to cook. I need a place to cook. I just need a space to cook. I just need a safe space to cook. I just need a safe and stable space where I can just fucking cook.

heck yes

WE WANT REAL WORK THAT CATS AND PIGS DO IN RICHARD SCARRY BOOKS AND I MEAN THIS SO SERIOUSLY

I am not emotionally invested in your overpriced house that you have all your feelings about. If you don't want to sell it for the appraisal price in a failing market, I don't care. it's just a house. I don't caaaaarrrreeeeee.

“that’s how you change people’s minds. you make them laugh, and then you fuck them.”

If you're a writer, write "I waited" without saying it. I waited. (I typed it.)