Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

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Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

Republicans want us to pee in the men's room so they can sexually assault us. There is no other reason. Certainly not protecting women. They're too busy silencing all the ones they hurt to care about that.

Be wild if I had a song dropping about this in 4 days OOP ya heard it here first

People who worship the Roman Empire wanna ban gay, good goddamn luck

Ms Rachel talking to Deiver Henao, a 9yo in an immigration detention center www.instagram.com/reel/DVzUzoz... What a world

Someone sit Joe Rogan down clockwork orange style and play this on a loop the next time he says this isn’t what he voted for. Let him review the reality we all recognized from day 1 in 2016 😡

we’re going to make you unemployed when we burn the entire conservative project to the ground and bury the ashes under the foundation of the welfare state

great shitpost dude hope they put it in a museum

INNOVATE INNOVATE INNOVATE FASTER FASTER FASTER GRIND YOUR DICK DOWN TO A LITTLE NUB TO HENTAI AI CUMSLUTS 24/7 ORGASM MACHINE NOBODY WILL EVER TIRE OF THIS AND GO BACK TO THE OLD WAYS MORE MORE MORE BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER WE DEFINITELY SOLVED EVERYTHING -rich people in charge

“Oh shit, run, boys! This is God’s Gang territory!”

Tapping the sign again

I don’t see why a 15-second sliding context window with the working memory of a goldfish and fake l/t memories should not be subject to short-term capital gains taxes on everything (including unrealized gains) and a 100% inheritance tax.

marriage? hmm sounds like rizzless behavior I just wake up every day and see who likes me

People just the raven

fake star wars fun fact: jar jar binks is vers

“still space funk” i say as i adjust my shooting star sunglasses and lace up my disco ball platform boots

Bring back dueling. Let these dumb af alpha fucks kill each other. The world will have fewer podcasts. Maybe we can begin to heal.

like you don’t want to eat him but you want to see him eaten

Now is not the time to ask your trans friends if they are okay. Now is the time to send your trans friends care packages, find them jobs, and ask your doctor about a HRT prescription you don't actually need.

We are literally going to eat them aren’t we

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Yeah I’m excited about Dune 3. Dune 3 chicks at the same time

I changed what I assume the offending phrase is to “presidential behavior”

Oh boy! Another song’s lyrics were rejected! That’s how you know we got a banger coming!

When somebody snaps and does it I just hope there’s a camera

If you or someone you know is a resident of Toronto and would like to cameo on one of my songs, get at me NOW

When my doctor gives me the eye for my diet slips I’m going to drop a “Can you believe a trans person in America in 2026 is stress-eating and accepting ANY free food they’re given?” cuz I’m kinda done feeling like any of these are personal failings you absolute cunts 💅 can’t afford nail polish btw

always parody never shitpost

As someone who finally got out of a nightmare factory… ✨💖🙏MANIFUCKINGFESTING🙏💖✨

When my music takes off I’m buying US a house USSSSSSSSSSS

I fully realize that if my music career ever takes off, job one is paying it back to EVERYONE who helped me on the way I’m nothing without all the wonderful people who’ve done solos, covers, samples, etc. just cuz they like me and believe in me 🙏

Congratulations to Sean Penn for playing an asshole! I hope this inspires people everywhere to look into why he’s so good at it!

I’m so lucky the weebs at work don’t care that one of their own just won an Oscar I’d never shut the fuck up about it

Me defending my Oscar picks every year:

My next track “First Draft” drops 3/22/26!

It’s true, you need to buy me lunch to be an ally venmo.com/u/bearclawbi...

Friday the 13th AND the Ides of March? What a stabby weekend

he’s too dumb to even know why it would be cool if it happened today

i’m like america because i too cannot “pass” “strait”

Morning Bluesky.

This sure is a place for Americans youtu.be/Izj2xo97D9k?...

guyyyyyyyyys listen to my album and figure out where the bodies are come onnnnnnnnnnnnn

ANOTHER WEEK ANOTHER SINGLE PUT “EVERYBODY IN” IN YOUR FUCKING FACE open.spotify.com/album/303CFk...

search your camera roll for hell

Have YOU heard The ICE Trilogy yet? open.spotify.com/playlist/2VU...