i love paying amazon $15 a month to not have a fucking doorbell

meta has a $1.5 trillion market cap and yet you cannot search on fb marketplace

"My Republican buddy is cancelling his voter registration" and you stopped him???

sister got married in my parents backyard and no one got pushed into the pool good work folks

This is a live crowdsourced map of every DC children's pool. Open or closed according to the schedule and user reports. If you go to the pool and see that it's closed, one tap from you will save the next family the wasted trip. (2/3) pools.districtjosh.com

this was a joke but I genuinely do feel that *queue the eyeroll* as a woman DC is a good city to live in if you are not interested in dedicating your life to aesthetic enhancements. Cities are def flattening bc of the internet but in general I feel like pressure is way lower here

The SLC airport has a Botox clinic

I think americas refusal to adopt soccer as a major sport is very charming

Why does it take LA so long to count votes

Poor and working men are meant to have women of their class to abuse and dominate as compensation for the exploitations and humiliations of capital. When you point out that allowing this is a violation of class solidarity working class women, you’re accused of siding with management’s interests.

As I said, the link between Everyone Is 12 Theory and Everything Is Gender Theory is that it is traditionally Mom's job to make sure that Bedtime is enforced

What a staggering loss. RIP Marjane Satrapi.

"you need a series of small bags to fit inside your big bag" no you don't. that's not true. that's Big Big Bag propaganda

“123 total miles of bike lanes, 35% are protected” aka only 43 miles of bike lanes

Get one of those carb smart tortillas, fill the thing with shredded cabbage and sriracha, roll it up and you'll have an entire day's worth of fiber and the worst burrito you've ever had in your life. Follow me for more tips and tricks.

my mom is what I would call a "matter of fact" feminist who didn't really elaborate on her views except one time when I was a preteen we were walking around Target or whatever she burst out with a full thesis on how breathless media coverage of PMS is a plot to keep women out of the workforce

As someone who visits NYC a couple times a year to see friends and family, I cannot pretend to be a disinterested observer here. Hotels in the city have gotten stupid expensive over the past few years and it’s nuts that more of them aren’t coming online.

Greatest American politician of my lifetime

it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone

it's done and it sucks

just made some truly awful pasta

this summer is all about wearing butter yellow tank tops imo

dropped off some poshmark sales at the post office today and the woman working the counter congratulated me lmfao

DSA no bedtime caucus strikes again

kind of unbelievable how big the UFC dome at the white house is

Maybe local journalism isn’t dead after all:

Almost done knitting a scarf I fucking hate

Bernie definitely got ratfucked by establishment dems but maybe he could have overcome that if everyone working on his team wasn’t a crazy person

if i were the backrooms guy i would be so pissed that my movie came out at the same time as obsession

dua lipa married in custom schiaparelli.... it must be fun to be the most beautiful woman in the world

everyday i run the washing machine and leave out the one dish towel that inspired me to do the laundry in the first place

made a vegetable tart and used this crust recipe www.alisoneroman.com/recipes/toma...

yeah I think it’s literally this plus reality tv

NOOO THAT WAS THE WRONG CANDIDATE

I think "shut up you ugly fuck" was the correct response to this man

I think there’s also an element of “I am a middle class kid from the suburbs who has chosen to move to a major metro area and find myself unable to replicate the material conditions of my youth” and like yeah man

damn people are really butt hurt about the ward 1 cross endorsements huh

this is crazy

didn't like the backrooms

obviously terrible but does the NYT report pedestrians being killed by drivers as breaking news. genuinely asking!

you could literally kill this man by reading this to him and saying "admit it, you sound pretty gay here."

i like how the cross necklaces are getting bigger. done are the days of a tasteful cross on a dainty gold chain that can be easily obscured under a collar

motel (moon hotel)

perhaps i'd feel different if i were a boyish waif with no hips but i think we need to stop trying to make unisex denim a thing

Bass (center-NIMBY) is puffing up Pratt (right-NIMBY) as a way to lock Raman (left-YIMBY) out of the race, meanwhile Huang (left-NIMBY) is acting as a spoiler to divide the left vote. 3/4 candidates functionally collaborating to shut out the only one who would do something about LA's housing crisis.

oh my god lmfao

It speaks to the total rot of the GOP's policy expertise that they're getting their lunch eaten by a self-identified socialist on things like "regulation reform" that used to be their bread and butter

managed to get two of the Ikea PS 2026 bending lamps we did it joe