CW: sexual assault Eric Swalwell deserves to die

Imagine how mad you’d be if you were one of the first humans to safely orbit around the moon and you had to meet Donald Trump after

Whoa

wait what the fuck artemis is splashing down in CALIFORNIA

I’ll vote for any Democrat that promises to airstrike this goddamn thing on day one

They're playing @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com's music www.liberalcurrents.com/we-need-to-t...

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

low key why the Climate Corps is a idea. men should graduate college, get a few years romping around the forest planting trees and shit to get these hangups out of their system so they can realize working in AC sending emails is chill instead of making it everyone's problem

i wonder how much of that rising OT cost is going to cops who committing OT fraud. i bet it's not insignificant!

being a guy in a mostly woman office environment is the greatest gig in human history if they can just get over the "treat them like people" hurdle

Joe Rogan blames "rigid ideology," but that's the only reason he's not just a Democrat. His stated policy beliefs lean Dem: free healthcare, free education, pro-choice, path to citizenship. But his rigid ideology prioritizes science denial (climate, vaccine) and bigotry (transgender athletes).

The Drama is just a good old fashion fun time at the movies

Americans will be like "don't walk 5 miles it'll ruin your knees"

this was very good. i listened to it like 8 hours ago and im still mad

someone complimented my outfit the other day but ended the compliment with "especially with the freckles" as if i added those on for fun

it shouldnt cost $450 to go to utah. they should pay me $450 for going there!

Ahead of next week's unveiling of @mayorbowser.dc.gov's final budget, which could take an axe to some child care funding, advocates have released results of polling they did showing support for increasing taxes on wealthy D.C. households to maintain child care funding:

White Monster is option C4 in the break room vending machine which feels very respectful

announcing i was not friends with jeffrey epstein in the manner that obama announced the death of bin laden

"jesus is king 🕊️" get aWAY FROM ME

rotating a hammer in my mind

wading into the psycho dog discourse by stating (correctly) that people who treat their dogs (and expect others to do the same) like human children are anti social freaks

Like so, SO many things in our greedy, selfish, stupid, pretentious, entitled society, this is case of something meant for the disabled being so grossly abused by everyone for personal convenience that the inevitable backlash will ultimately result in life being harder for disabled people

This is a truly incredible archive. This sort of thing just… doesn’t exist. Insane. A gift!

RIP to all those whose empires crumbled because they took on the Catholic Church but I'm built different. And better. And maybe better than the Catholic Church.

it's really funny that astronauts have to be personality hires

In the race for D.C.'s congressional delegate, Brooke Pinto has received nearly $170k from donors with histories of giving to Donald Trump and other Republicans. washingtoncitypaper.com/article/7832...

josh’s comments here get at the truth of the trump cuts: democrats can’t just turn funding streams back on when in power. the infrastructure has been badly damaged—we’ll need a wholesale reimagining and reinvestment in the reconstruction of public media (as well as all our other public institutions)

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

seems like you could solve most of the "teen takeover" problem by actually making sure kids go to school

the world is ruled by a bunch of revolutionary cosplaying losers who all need to be shoved in a locker

I remember a decade ago when Scott Walker had taken the Wisconsin Supreme Court and insured a red Wisconsin for the rest of our lifetimes. We can still turn things around, we can still make the America we want for everyone.

crazy how last week was the first time i was should pain free for the first time in like two years

about to be based and dishwasher pilled

your holiness it is time to use your powers and send jd vance to hell

pictures of this crash have been stuck in my head for 3 years now. we must build a world that makes it physically impossible for drivers to kill so easily.

my household's lead pipe abatement costs went from $15,000 to $0 because of the IRA and the only reason I know it was the work of the IRA is because I'm the kind of freak who posts here. the government can and should brag about the good things it does for it's constituents!

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

something strange and horrible and somehow fitting that we should have a very real threat of madman civilizational destruction at the very moment when we also have humans on the dark side of the moon taking pictures that show how small, precious, and beautiful our world and existence is

Just imagine - we could as a society be having a beautiful wonder at natural marvels, isn’t science amazing!, shared experience we’d all remember forever. Instead we’re worrying about war, destruction, and global peril

i hope trump voters commit mass suicides like the nazis did

i think we should legally disenfranchise trump voters

Social formations that support fascism should face defunding and lawful persecution. Social formations that support multiracial democracy should receive largesse and impunity. Simple as.

weird to credit this theory to a no longer relevant podcast when feminists has been saying it for decades

The media told us, based on the amount of coverage they devoted to it, that the number one military-related issue of the 2024 campaign was whether Tim Walz retiring from the National Guard after 21 years was too soon or not.

they really said "they should have sent a poet"