in much the same way everybody makes silly comparisons about every 21st century conflict to Iraq, everybody makes silly comparisons about everything in finance to 2008

Rest now, sister. We have the watch and I'll see you in Valhalla. RIP to the GOAT

anyone ever notice how when Democrats lose one election there's a thousand articles written about how they need to fix their problems with young men but when Republicans get like 2% of the female vote there's silence? funny how that works

i don't understand what it will take for people to understand the stakes right now "Trumpy abuses of federal power" is describing a set of actions that has already included illegal kidnappings and extraterritorial renditioning at what point do we stop giving a shit about how nice Democrats are?

a lot of people are under the mistaken belief that "the Democrats" are one singular organization Hakeem Jeffries being cringe about Mamdani has little to do with how the party treated him, the actual DNC was behind him as soon as he won the nomination from the chair down to social media accounts

underspoken domino effect of the October 7th attacks is the revival of Nick Fuentes' political career

once again the only correct take on the "government owned grocery stores" plan is that it literally will not matter in any way, positive or negative we're talking about five (5) grocers in a city of 8.5 million if there's long lines for food then people will just walk down the block to a 7/11 lol

soon.

Just want to point out that this one little square (Employment-Based Immigration Law) is one of the most bureaucratically baroque and difficult things I've encountered in the law. Makes "closing on a real estate deal" look like napkin math.

Spanberger +14 and Mamdani +40 with men 18-29 turns out all you have to do to win back the hearts of disaffected young men is let them experience one year of right-wing governance

yes I am a Spanberger-Mamdani democrat and we are the future

you thought history was still happening? it's over. you had your fun. millenium long liberal regime begins tonight.

bringing back a classic from 2024

i was told that a vote margin of 1.5% is a democratic mandate from the people to do whatever the winner wants Governor Spanberger, it's time for Operation Transgender For Everybody

now that the election's over we can stop pretending transgender communist Sharia law *is* the agenda

big if true

Republicans need to empathize with the economic anxiety of Jay Jones voters if they want to reconnect with everyday Americans

"Good evening, Governor. The plan worked. The pilot test was a success. Once Zohran secures the city we can move on to Phase 3: Gruesome Newsom."

full transgender communist Sharia law will go into effect starting midnight and the daily 9/11 attacks begin on Monday prepare yourself New York, you were warned

if Trump continues strangling the economy for no reason with tariffs and/or ever reaches for the "capital controls" button we're gonna see Wall Street hit record-breaking levels of wokeness they're gonna be doing land acknowledgements on the NYSE floor before the bell rings

this place voted for Trump in 2024 i need to do a pilgrimage to Surry County

new NoVA winemom yard sign just dropped In This House We Believe: -Black Lives Matter -No Human Is Illegal -Women's Rights Are Human Rights -Science Is Real -[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871] -Love Is Love

i have been telling you all for years that suburban white women from Northern Virginia are the vanguard of American democracy god bless the winemoms

Expect a whole lot of bitching from the GOP about how Jones winning proves Dems are all violent crooks as if they haven’t been calling us demonic pedophiles who deserve the noose for years and didn’t actually engage in political violence to overturn an election

did you ever doubt the plan, anon?

George Soros told me if i filled out 1,000 ballots for Jay Jones he'd pay for my tuition but idk if i can finish in time my wrist is killing me fr fr

my friend just informed me she puts ice in her chocolate milk so i think i gotta kill her now

combined victories for Zohran Mamdani and Jay Jones might actually burst some blood vessels, inshallah

some very smart people have been talking about this! cameroncorduroy.substack.com/p/american-m...

this guy deserves the same care as PEPFAR recipients whether i mean this in the present or past tense is up to interpretation

intraparty conflict on the left is over stupid shit like Abundance meanwhile on the right it's "do we give Jewish people a pass or are we doing old-fashioned fascism"

why does spotify have DMs now literally in what universe would i ever use this functionality

the most conspiratorial thing i believe is that every mainstream journalist in the country has mutually agreed behind closed doors to not ask Donald Trump whether he thinks "asylum seekers" are related to "mental asylums" how else has literally nobody asked him about this for the past two years

Jay Jones pulling off a victory tomorrow would actually be a watershed moment for dark woke the right-wing meltdown will be historic

i told y'all the Daily Wire civil war was coming soon

it really is crazy that the most powerful government in the world has a goofy ass Lost style countdown timer where everything just shuts off if Congress can't agree to a 60-vote majority once a year

the big problem i'm having with formalizing my "cuck fetish theory of contemporary right-wing politics" theory into one essay is it requires literal pages of background info on the narrative tropes of specific porn subgenres before the rest will make any sense

it's genuinely so funny to watch right-wing Jewish commentators become the guy from the poem without even the tiniest shred of self-awareness Ben Shapiro dropped Candace Owens when she took the dive and he thought that was it? problem solved? bro come on

one of the most insane thing about partisan politics is that Republicans are allowed to say "these four million American citizens shouldn't get the representation they are entitled because it would be politically inconvenient for us" and nobody bats an eye

i guess i'm stuck rooting for the Giants to beat the Eagles and Cowboys now maybe in five years when they finish the new stadium things can change for real

*for the tenth time this year* alright, it's time to lock in

But each successive generation of Republicans does a more transgressive bit while actually accepting as correct what was just a bit for their predecessors. So now we have people who make excuses for Nazis while believing as a matter of course things Pat Buchanan hesitated to say in mixed company

i'm reminded of that one anecdote where focus groups straight up didn't believe Romney's actual policy positions were real because they were too austere i think a similar thing is happening for media people who live in denial of what the American right is all about, it's not just Twitter edgelords

seeing this image used as an argument against driverless cars is hilarious considering the fact that we don't hold human drivers accountable for killing people unless they're exceedingly reckless (drunk, speeding, texting, etc.)

last year for but one brief, beautiful season i forgot what it was like to be a Washington football fan

i'm unreasonably happy that Cam Little got another chance at a kick that counts for the record books

btw if you're a cute person anywhere on the twink-to-woman spectrum then my inbox is always open

it's genuinely crazy that Congressional Republicans have only one actual principled belief and it's "we should cut healthcare to fund tax cuts for the rich" there's literally nothing stopping them from turning some of the Medicaid money back on, they're doing this for love of the game

that was clearly only two pumps, what a bullshit flag on Dowdle