ICE killed someone again

In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection

No idea what the context here is but the idea of red state dem politicians being more competent than blue state ones is laughably untrue

I’m literally going to move to New York City

Kicking off 2026 with some fantastic news: there were zero traffic fatalities in the 1st Ward last year. When we invest in traffic calming infrastructure, we save lives.

Grok generating child porn makes you feel even more insane when you remember the data center Twitter built for their AI stuff was built in south Memphis against resident wishes and is currently releasing pollutants into the air which are poisoning black children 👍

One of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen, especially if you’re from Atlanta. Ignoring how fucking stupid the “I’m doing irl dating tiktoks because the apps are bad” thing people do now, every place she went to has awful vibes and only freaks live in Midtown

Christians Ruin Everything Around Me

Seeing someone talk about a post they saw on Twitter and cutting them off to hit them with “so you use the child porn website? 🤢”

Thank you for importing content from the child porn website, but I'm really not interested. I need you to know that there's nothing I need to see from the world's prominent pedophilia website.

Remember that time in 2024 when it seemed like Fetterman was moments away from committing suicide? That was awesome

It's so funny when apartment applications from potential landlords ask for your current landlord's contact information. Do you guys want to meet up and suck each other off?

Can you guys stop reposting every dumb thing every Twitter dipshit says on here

Good day for me to have decided in advance to sit down and search for a therapist

Just remembered Zohran Mamdani is the mayor of New York City now and almost started crying (tears of extreme joy)

The fictional show about two gay hockey players is not going to have real world negative implications. Why does everyone feel like they have to be a contrarian about every single fucking thing

At this point I think choosing to remain on Twitter as the anti-semitism, racism, and now nonconsensual porn and child porn rages on provides a window into how you would have answered the classic “what would I have done when the nazis were killing people” question everyone loves to ask themselves

If they had shotspotter for the n-word that shit would be lit up like a Christmas tree in every white neighborhood in Georgia and Alabama today

Guy who has one of these signs but set to his underage girlfriend's 18th birthday so he knows when they can legally fuck

I’m going to become a fat tire bike influencer in 2026

Chicago city council is a jobs program for people with lead paint poisoning

God bless you, Mr. Mayor. 🫡

I wanted a way to visualize all the CTA stations I've caught or exited trains at but couldn't find an existing way to do this, so I built something basic so I could see this and some stats. Give it a whirl cailinpitt.github.io/cta-stats/

One of my favorite posters of all time, genuinely hits me harder than a lot of past celebrity deaths. RIP the goat

Streaming platforms with LGBTQ+ collections are so funny because they'll add shows to it with beautiful queer love stories at the center of the plot and also shows that have nothing to do with sexuality whatsoever but just have a random gay character who is evil

One pointless thing that really annoys me is when people talk shit about Amazon and invoke Jeff Bezos. He hasn't been the CEO since 2021. If everyone could periodically update their mental models of evil tech CEOs so you're telling the right people to kill themselves that would be really great, thx

Typical white privilege 🙄 if this Santa breaking into someone’s home was black the cops would have executed him by now

This has been the dumbest, most annoying winter of my life thus far and it's only December

He’s so fucking cool lol

I really enjoy the ads Metra and CTA put on the highways to do psychological warfare against drivers

The bad thing about Texans escaping their shithole state and moving to Illinois is that they all drive like they have lead paint poisoning

The Trump administration says it arrested 4,500 people in a mission targeting “the worst of the worst.” The reality is most of them were people with brown skin who were at the right place —their landscaping jobs, the hardware store, a Dunkin’ Donuts drive-thru— at the wrong time.

64 days in Chicago: The story of Operation Midway Blitz. Our team fanned out to cover the before, during and after of the federal government’s months-long raid on an American city. This is worth your time to understand the United States today www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/28/c...

Had a dream last night Chicago had a tiny ward that was like two blocks by two blocks and the alderman was a bike person but also posted a lot of pictures of their dick on bluesky

KKKubs versus the Woke Sox

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

2007 Volkswagen New Beetle 5-Speed Ute Conversion at No Reserve

I hate white people so much lmao

White libbed out family naming their white newborn son Barack

Shaving my entire body for Santa just in case

im full of christmas cheer bitch… joy to the world and allat shit

I finally got to drive across a bridge I’ve been autistic about for several years: the Lake Pontchartrain Causeway

I think it's funny that multiple Too Online posters are arguing about regular STD testing on here today. I can assure you by being regularly online no one is fucking you irl so you don't need to worry about this subject too much

Eating disorder? Well when I buy food I’m usually planning to eat it [therapist starts writing on notepad]

Every D1 college football program is run by a cabal of pedophiles and disgusting morally bankrupt freaks. Unfortunately these programs generate hundreds of millions of dollars every year so none of this will ever be addressed

The former planning commissioner for Atlanta on its current zoning reform. Mayor Dickens pledged not to push citywide single family zoning reform to appease voters in Buckhead & other wealthy nabes when he ran in 2021. Yet Atlanta is being touted by some as a model of affordable housing policy.