They should set Joe Biden’s dog loose in the White House and let him bite Cheeto man 🤣🤣

Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to become a federal employee and have dozens of people screaming at me to kill myself as soon as possible on a daily basis

“only makes $260k” lol

You know what. Fuck you (sends you to grad school)

Wagonhound (West), 11/7/2025, 9:20:51 AM

I spent a good chunk of my childhood living in a part of Queens on the edge of Nassau County and this is fucking crazy lmfao

I think it’s really funny the NYPD does speed trap style enforcement stings near bike lanes to ticket bicyclists for dumb shit because if CPD started doing that they would never catch me

So young 😞 she had her entire life ahead of her

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

They also disgusted the hoes so bad that even previously apolitical normies are walking around with whistles and picking up ice watch shifts. People across all walks of life across the city are telling these guys to kill themselves as soon as possible

Woke 2 has been declared the law of the land and pronouns are now mandatory. Many straight people will be gathered up and executed by radical leftists over the next few weeks during the transition but ultimately their sacrifices will have been for the greater good of society

Before we get started with this meeting I’d like to acknowledge I’m standing on land that will be used to imprison every member of ICE and DHS in about 5 years,

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

Hell is not hot enough. If you’re not yet tapped into your local mutual aid or rapid response group, today is as good a day as any to plug in.

Really hitting me today how significant Mandani’s win is and how transformative his administration will be for nyc. I think he genuinely had the greatest policy platform of any candidate elect I’ve seen in my lifetime, backed by actual implementation plans

Thrilled about this for a lot of reasons, one of them being I’m glad there will be more than one leftist voice on city council now. I genuinely felt bad for Liliana during the abhorrent shit the mayor and rest of council pulled during cop city because it truly seemed personally taxing on them

To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.

Beast mode

I actually sort of hope they start to ground flights because it would be really funny and would also make the lib wine moms finally snap and [redacted]

I was in a bad mood so I took a long meandering bike ride to the beach and now I’m in a good mood. Chicago

Trump is going to invent a new type of racism in his truth social post about Mamdani later tonight. It’ll be one for the ages

Lmfao

Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.

Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers

PinkPantheress gifted rotisserie chicken onstage in Chicago

I know this guy is just an idiot reactionary but it does bring up a broader point I’ve been chewing on for a while: do people in Texas not know the rest of the country thinks the entire state is a shithole? No one of sound mind wants to move there

It’s really important to remember this guy is only like 5’3”

The critical mass routes have felt pretty uninteresting to me for a while. Give me the Instagram account password we’re going on the Dan Ryan this month

I like that women are wearing Big Pants now, that’s really awesome. Fashion trends are hilarious. I was wearing big pants back in 2010 but that’s cause I was using them to hide Stratocasters I was stealing from Guitar Center

Feeling so refreshed snd rejuvenated after getting an extra hour of sleep! Now time to take a big sip of coffee and see what time sunset will be today,

Wagonhound (West), 11/2/2025, 6:37:19 AM

High as hell watching Tom & Jerry and taking notes on it all. Tom is too impatient with his antics and Jerry is able to see through them all because he remains cool calm and collected in the face of adversity

who tf is that witch in the saddle

I want to visit Wyoming so bad

Obsessed with the car wash in my neighborhood that has days where different demographics get a discount, but also has an LGBTQ day. How are they determining who gets a discount on that day lol

A driver called me fat yesterday while I was trying to make a turn on my bike and I didn't have the heart to even engage or acknowledge because they were driving a nissan and entering a dunkin donuts parking lot. Your life is meaningless and you will be dead within the next five years

Breaking News: Epstein Island has lost the support of Chief Pedophile

For those of you not familiar with Chicago geography, because of the city rule that requires public servants to live in Chicago, this neighborhood is home to a high number of Chicago Police officers and is probably the epicenter of what is our local GOP establishment

Been giving off a chaotic "I'm going to kill myself" vibe to friends lately not because I'm planning to but because I'm moving soon and I'm getting rid of a bunch of stuff I don't need anymore in sort of a desperate manner. Hey does anyone want this sick ass bike for 30% of its value or 15 bags

Insanely happy Chicago will continue to have a functional transit system, but what a pathetic shit show of a process. Everyone involved with this entire thing coming down to the last possible minute is a clown who should be deeply embarrassed, including the governor

I’m going to be on my honk shoo mi mi type shit

hey. hope you're doing well. listen...this transit financial cliff has me thinking... i don't like how we ended this

The tactic of filing egregious charges against a political opponent that cannot be proved or held up in court is an extremely basic and long used method by the state to chill political dissent. Please do not vote for someone who cannot comprehend this and genuinely thinks Kat is going to prison lol

This is so fucking embarrassing

Cuomo is a racist pervert who will likely take his own life when he loses the general election but it’s so funny he’s acting like New Yorkers are constantly thinking about 9/11. Brother I was in manhattan that day and personally knew people who died and I don’t even think about it that much

Supreme Court? More like “Supreme Pedophiles” 🔥🔥🔥 Thanks for the love on this one. In 1992 I was driving my Ford Ranger down Brook Street in Missoula, Montana at night when I jumped the curb and hit and killed James Broderick. I was never caught and the guilt has been eating me alive

The city council president's race is a referendum on Cop City. Proxies for the Atlanta Police Foundation are coming after Rohit Malhotra.

Every White Person In Lincoln Park Looks The Same

being a pilot and owning a gun… two things i cannot do because of the darkness inside of me

Cucked lol