The Broncos origination and NFL are fucking dipshits for not demanding they wear these uniforms one hundred percent of the time. Fuck that cyber horse bullshit. I don’t care if they won a thousand super bowls in them, they suck dogshit

Serious question: are guys still growing mustaches and not cumming in November? Or did society finally banish all those weirdos to Monster Island?

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

Sydney Sweeney is the hottest Nazi. Nothing bad will happen to her because of this, but we all know what she is.

Dave Portnoy is 5’4. Hope he can find somebody to help him pack up anything on the top shelf of his closet

It warms my heart thinking about an ICE agent stinking like oil, vinegar, tomatoes, onions, pickles, hot peppers, salami, capicola, mortadella, and prosciutto having to explain to a jury how he was grievously injured. And the jury telling him to go fuck his mother.

It warms my heart thinking about an ICE agent stinking like oil, vinegar, tomatoes, onions, pickles, hot peppers, salami, capicola, mortadella, and prosciutto having to explain to a jury how he was grievously injured. And the jury telling him to go fuck his mother.

Where I grew up there’s a place that makes maybe the best Italian subs on the face of the earth. You throw an Italian with everything it will cost you maybe 15-20 bucks, but it will make an entire platoon of federal agents curse J Edgar Hoover until the day they die.

SANDWICHES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

Boston historically had the most insane lineup of sports writers and sportscasters ever assembled. Between the Globe the Herald and the three local networks it was a murderers row…of super connected fall down drunk white guys. It’s a miracle any of them are still above ground.

Chuck Schumer is the Paul Reiser in Aliens of the Democratic Party. Listen, motherfucker, I don’t give a shit what helps the Weyland Yutani Corporation, these fucking monsters are going to eat us. You need to get off your ass or you have to go.

Chuck Schumer is the Paul Reiser in Aliens of the Democratic Party. Listen, motherfucker, I don’t give a shit what helps the Weyland Yutani Corporation, these fucking monsters are going to eat us. You need to get off your ass or you have to go.

Meme of the girls from Mean Girls in the car, only the girls are Cuomo, Hakeem Jeffries, and Chuck Schumer. “Get in loser, we’re going to the glue factory”

For the first time in a long I feel like we’re going to take back this country. Fascism on a long enough timeline fails every fucking time. There’s more of us than there are of them. Time for billionaires to start building libraries and hospitals again whether they want to or not.

How I feel tonight:

For the first time in a long I feel like we’re going to take back this country. Fascism on a long enough timeline fails every fucking time. There’s more of us than there are of them. Time for billionaires to start building libraries and hospitals again whether they want to or not.

They come in threes. Hopefully it’s Cheney, Andrew Cuomo’s public life, and Chris Cuomo, mad with rage succumbing to injuries sustained having sex with a police horse.

Live look at Mamdani taking the concession call from Cuomo:

Meme of the girls from Mean Girls in the car, only the girls are Cuomo, Hakeem Jeffries, and Chuck Schumer. “Get in loser, we’re going to the glue factory”

Dave Portnoy is 5’4. Hope he can find somebody to help him pack up anything on the top shelf of his closet

You all have the green light to go to the Nazi bar and collect crash out screenshots and post them here. Bring me their pain. We will warm ourselves by the fires of their self immolations

Tom Brady's absolute ghoul arc continues. Remember when he won 7 Super Bowls and had a normal face that didn't look like a melting candle and didn't defy the laws of God and man? What the fuck, you weirdo freak* *He's still the greatest quarterback to ever walk the Earth

They come in threes. Hopefully it’s Cheney, Andrew Cuomo’s public life, and Chris Cuomo, mad with rage succumbing to injuries sustained having sex with a police horse.

Your weekly NFL uniform update: Niners in their best unis vs Giants in their best throwbacks which should just be their regular unis is ELITE. Packers in the second worst throwbacks after the Steelers bumblebees. Those fake leather helmets insult our intelligence. Shame on them.

This series has been some of the best baseball I’ve ever seen. Shohei might be the best baseball player of the last hundred years. All that being said, go Blue Jays. Go Canada. I’m going to bed.

Say what you will about my beloved Red Sox, but they were gentlemanly enough to beat the living shit out of their various World Series opponents to break their thousand year curse. They left their nail biters in the ALCS, as god intended.

I’m not mentally or emotionally well enough to handle game 7 tied at the bottom of the ninth of the World Series. You kids have fun though.

It’s November, it’s a little chilly outside, Where Eagles Dare is on TCM. Time to settle in and watch Clint Eastwood obliterate the Nazi high command. All I need is some soup and it would be an ideal early Fall night.

I switched from coffee to C4 Hawaiian Punch flavor pre-workout. For about one hour a day I feel like I could run through a wall and fight God. The rest of the time I want to lie on the floor. I will not be telling my doctor about this.

At the laundromat before 8am, there’s two ladies here and one dog. The dog hasn’t stopped barking. One of the lady keeps talking to the dog “SANTA! You’re better than this.” The other lady keeps muttering “no he isn’t.” Our next place needs to have in unit laundry or at least a river nearby

About to get banned for life from Facebook for fighting the chief creative Officer of a niche every day company because he is posting AI slop to advertise Meta’s “AI group assistant.”

This is literally half the people I grew up with. One kid used to steal cars every day, but also would pick me up from the bus stop and drop me at high school every day. In a stolen car.

Do these people not know any Italians? You know how many fake uncles you get when you know anyone even remotely mobbed up?

Remember, if you like the Chiefs, everyone thinks you’re a piece of shit.

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These Steelers uniforms are a war crime. Speaking of crimes, Ben Roethlisberger is a serial rapist and the Steelers organization and the NFL ran cover for him his entire career.

All Michael Mann movies are about broken men racing against time and their own demons to do one good thing to break their own cycle of self destruction before time runs out.

Do what she says. We are all in this together and all we have is each other

All Michael Mann movies are about broken men racing against time and their own demons to do one good thing to break their own cycle of self destruction before time runs out.

“Heat is mid” is the kind of take you have after drawing a clock that looks like this:

“Heat is mid” is the kind of take you have after drawing a clock that looks like this:

Listen to me: all Die Hard ripoffs are fun. But all Pulp Fiction ripoffs fucking suck. I’m as right about this as I am the sun setting in the West. It’s a universal truth. Under Siege? Beautiful. Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead? An affront to god

Listen to me: all Die Hard ripoffs are fun. But all Pulp Fiction ripoffs fucking suck. I’m as right about this as I am the sun setting in the West. It’s a universal truth. Under Siege? Beautiful. Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead? An affront to god

One of my favorite genres of movies is the Studio Ripoff, where a major motion picture studio blatantly rips off an older movie. Karate Kid is a ripoff of Rocky. Cobra is a ripoff of Dirty Harry. Den of Thieves is a ripoff of Heat. What’s your favorite Studio Ripoff?

Cable TV is a scam. Yes. But I am currently watching the World Series, a mountain west football game, and a Hallmark movie about a royal lady who learns about love and Christmas from a cowboy. So there’s that

As a lifelong Red Sox fan, I choose to be bitter forever about Mookie. As such, I hope this squad of Canadian lumberjacks and maple syrup drinkers rips the dodgers limb from limb.

Man what a badass. Those sunglasses. The cigar. The hair implants. He is not fooling around, I’ll tell you that much. You can barely tell he’s 5’4 and grew up rich. Tough guy personified