Shining like a diamond.

This is your reminder to take apart and clean your mechanical keyboard more frequently than every Winter Olympics. If you need me I’ll be burning several toothbrushes and about a thousand q-tips

Never forget Snoop Dogg performed at the Inauguration Crypto Ball last year. So he can go fuck himself twice. Worst kind of sell out.

Never forget Snoop Dogg performed at the Inauguration Crypto Ball last year. So he can go fuck himself twice. Worst kind of sell out.

Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.

The worst dumbest people you know are getting choke fucked by Bitcoin, an imaginary monetary instrument used exclusively for crime. Not a bad little Thursday.

From Brody King to Magneto. From carny pro wrestlers to classically trained Shakespearean knights of the realm. Standing shoulder to shoulder whether they know it or not. Yeah, we're going to fucking win.

From Brody King to Magneto. From carny pro wrestlers to classically trained Shakespearean knights of the realm. Standing shoulder to shoulder whether they know it or not. Yeah, we're going to fucking win.

WWE could never

The Winter Olympics are my favorite. I don’t care about the summer Olympics. Oh you can run fast? Can you cross country ski until your heart might explode then fire a rifle with pinpoint accuracy? No? Then grow up.

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and Best Medicine are two low stakes shows if you’re in the market for staring off in the middle distance with the TV on amidst all the horrors. Really enjoying both.

The kids are all right.

Pirate anything you want on Disney plus. Shoplift anything you want from Disney gift shops. Bring a bag of live rats into the California Grille at the Contemporary hotel. Hijack the monorail. Enough is enough

I have this thing i call the honesty test. It’s one question: when was the last time you shit your pants? Everyone remembers the exact moment they did, the honesty test comes into play in whether or not you admit it.

I have this thing i call the honesty test. It’s one question: when was the last time you shit your pants? Everyone remembers the exact moment they did, the honesty test comes into play in whether or not you admit it.

With a gun to my head I couldn’t have told you the name of the fifth Ghostbusters movie. Which came out a year and half ago.

I mean look at this fucking beauty

Madonna mia…

Instead of going insane exploring all the connections between the cabal of pedophiles conspiring to ruin America and destroy all of us, I think I’m going to get really into vintage Tupperware.

Assembling furniture is another of God’s way of punishing the working poor.

Assembling furniture is another of God’s way of punishing the working poor.

Chuck Schumer is the Paul Reiser in Aliens of the Democratic Party. Listen, motherfucker, I don’t give a shit what helps the Weyland Yutani Corporation, these fucking monsters are going to eat us. You need to get off your ass or you have to go.

As always, Republicans will kill you for a dollar and Democrats will pretend to cry at your funeral. Primary every Democrat.

If you want to buy American made products and do your civic duty to resist fascism, here's a couple of options: www.stormwhistles.com/buy-whistles

Bruce heard the Dave Matthews cover of Ohio and said fuck subtlety, somebody give me a harmonica. And god bless him for that.

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Programming note: every episode of NYPD Blue is available for free on Internet Archive. Yeah ACAB includes Sipowicz, but also, suck on that Hulu with ads.

IT guys who call your work laptop “the machine,” get over yourselves, weirdos.

An unfuckable slob attacking a prominent woman with a syringe full of piss. It’s like if Twitter got Pinocchioed into a real boy.

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Bovino’s retirement needs to be a cage. His command environment yielded Renee Good’s death, Alex Pretti’s death & Julio Sosa-Celis’ shooting. Failure to prosecute Bovino & everyone else materially responsible for these atrocities will be understood by ICE, CBP, etc as a green light for the next ones

You don’t stop when the fascists give up sacrificial lambs. Not when there’s still concentration camps. Not when there’s still murderers with badges on the streets. You press harder. Keep whistling.

The Nuremberg ICE trials need to include every Democrat who voted to fund the gestapo. Primary every Democrat in the meantime. And never donate another cent to anyone currently in office.

The Rams lost and they deserved to lose because Puca Nacua has absolutely dogshit vibes and is a piece of shit

The Rams lost and they deserved to lose because Puca Nacua has absolutely dogshit vibes and is a piece of shit

Darnold outgunning Matt Stafford sure is something

If you haters need me I will be rooting for catastrophic injuries in the NFC Championship game, because you all should have killed New England when you had the chance

JOHN ELWAY KILLED A GUY ONNTHE GOLF COURSE AND PEYTON MANNING TOOK SO MUCH HGH HIS HEAD ALMOST EXPLODED SO FUCK YOUR MOTHERS BRONCOS

SUCK MY DICK, DENVER COLORADO

I’m kneeling for the anthem in my house. Fuck this nonsense

Fuck Bert Kreisher. What gutter did CBS pull that rummy out of? Fucking amateur hour

Regular reminder to primary every Democrat. Because we’re going to need Nuremberg trials and every currently elected Democrat is a coward at best and a collaborator at worst.

Regular reminder to primary every Democrat. Because we’re going to need Nuremberg trials and every currently elected Democrat is a coward at best and a collaborator at worst.

Buy a transistor radio. An AM FM NOAA one that uses AA batteries. Buy a flashlight that runs on AA batteries. Buy a 20 pack of AA batteries. Buy a box of 12 hour long burn candles. But some storm proof matches. Put all these in a ziplock gallon bag. Put the bag in a drawer.

They wheeled this Nazi asshole into court in a wheelchair and he was still trying to hide his face in shame 76 years after World War II ended. That's the kind of commitment I'm looking for.

I had to explain to my doctor this morning why my BP was 150 over 100. Thanks, Adonis

Anybody else absolutely fantasizing about being snowed in for 48 hours? The world is a mess but a couple of days of quiet streets and chili and football games and hot beverages sounds pretty god damn good.

Anybody else absolutely fantasizing about being snowed in for 48 hours? The world is a mess but a couple of days of quiet streets and chili and football games and hot beverages sounds pretty god damn good.

I had to explain to my doctor this morning why my BP was 150 over 100. Thanks, Adonis