* Tony Soprano voice * look who thinks he's the fucking king of carrot flowers

the Fetterman Particle detector is overheating and screaming at this point

i'm pretty sure the only way to stop tech companies from using a bunch of power and water is just communism

voice training therapist: are there any women you want to sound like my stupid brain: tell her Liz from TrueAnon

I'd like to thank the BYU Men's Chorus for making me actually pretty fucking good at voice training 💅

at this point I'm convinced nothing happens to Trump unless there's a recession (which he is trying really hard to cause)

I grew up in a very conservative home and while I was definitely exposed to a lot of racist and vile stuff growing up I also think it's true that there's a meaningful difference between conservatives 20 years ago and the internet poisoned terminally online guys you have now.

it’s obviously true that young republicans have long been racist, but it’s not true that they’ve always been like they are now.

find me the JD Vance group chats

while the republicans have been pretty vile since at least the 80s i do think the channer irony-poisoned chuds who are making up the younger generation are a new and different kind of threat.

women really like it when you have a radially symmetric body plan

Trump: And we know Charlie will receive a very favorable reincarnation. as we speak he is probably being reborn as a little baby in the Pure Land where he will soon attain enlightenment. (pause) not me though. kinda hard to attain enlightenment when you're reborn as a bug.

as a transsexual, one of my greatest joys is obtaining wealth via ownership of the means of production

"Transsexuality is bourgeois" reflects the common belief that medicine, technology, and any improvements to quality of life are owed to capitalism. The reality is that capitalism holds these improvements hostage for the sake of wealth.

the boring but probably true takeaway from the mamdani campaign is that charisma and likability are still way more important in american politics than ideology and policies.

so funny to do the "well capitalism made your phone" argument but for vaginas

you ever wake up looking for the broccoli?

CLOSE ENOUGH

this is like the lesbian equivalent of when they put a girl with gigantic anime titties in the game for straight guys

got called a "project" by a girl who I guess matched with me by accident and damn I really wish she'd just unmatched like a normal person

having one of those nights where it feels like I'm gonna be alone forever

what the FUCK

okay I knew the Social Democrats were bad during the Weimar period but I didn't know they were *that* bad

peter thiel (clutching chrome plated human skull) tell me oracle... does the world end in fire, or ice? the passionate flames of the activist thunberg, or the frozen doom yudkowski demands? chatGPT: ✨ What a great question, Peter! ✨ Let's break that tough Q down 🕺, in your favorite epic style:

banning the word authoritarian because if it doesn’t apply to authoritarian ceos and small business tyrants vis a vis their own companies and job sites then it’s a completely meaningless concept.

Nobel de la Paz a María Corina Machado jajajajaja joder

after being forced to sit through an "ROI workshop" I'm even more convinced that capitalism must be destroyed

yes matt yglesias is annoying and wrong but he also is pretty clearly trolling a lot of the time and i constantly see people taking the bait

both the mainstream pro- and anti-AI arguments are entirely various types of cope

it's incredible how much this regime is just begging someone to coup them

it's funny that mastodon is pretty clearly now the social media app of last resort. real "moving to Canada" ass micro blogging platform.

lot of problems with that piece but here's one: if anyone tries to blame "empty downtown" on anything other than 1) the pandemic 2) ted wheeler destroying the big food cart pod so his developer friends could build a hotel no one uses they're either a moron or a developer

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

Andres Muñoz talking about his cat Matilda

DOJ: CA NG is already federalized Judge: You are an officer of the court. Do you think this is an appropriate way to deal with my order? Appropriate way of dealing with ruling you disagree with? DOJ: Well, I'm not a policy maker Judge: You're a lawyer

Judge: How could bringing in NG from CA not be in direct contravention of TRO I issued yesterday? DOJ: TRO related only to Oregon NG Judge: You are an officer of the court. Aren't defendants clearly circumventing my order?

I hate AI discourse and whining about the mods discourse can we please stop?

A preliminary injunction hearing may follow later this month and the facts on the ground matter. If a right wing influencer with a camera is trying to goad you into a fight, there is a reason for that, and the reason is we could lose our legal standing to stop the feds from coming in.

Update as of 4:30pm Temporary Restraining Order against the feds has been granted. The judge did not find evidence that the military or the guard need to be brought in because the protests in Portland have been relatively calm. Aggression is coming from federal agents and right wing provocateurs

euro sports fans: know the words to multiple songs. sing them in their entirety every game. american sports fans: incapable of anything more complicated than wordlessly singing the riff to Seven Nation Army

we gotta make the Travis Kelce penis song hit #1

it'd really be something if Kent State 2 happens to someone fully nude on a bike

i always see bad takes from this guy. legitimate rocks for brains. edgy teenager accelerationist ideology.

love wins

I think Barclay is my favorite TNG character because he is clearly the most egg coded