you can just believe George Washington had wooden teeth. no one will stop you.

Need a slow burn yuri to fix me. Fall in love m bit by bit and get caught off guard by how we’re feeling

I think you should be allowed to cheat in curling who cares

some old guy who doesn't follow me is trying to argue with me about Taiwan and said that it's never been a part of China lol.

there's like 3 British guys in the Epstein files and it's collapsing their whole government and meanwhile every high level official in the US is in the files and it doesn't matter lol

"But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have gone woke, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."

in China Musk would've been executed at least 5 years ago

getting my PhD in studying how the Monty Python man got more conservative as he got older

it's kind of crazy that the richest man in the world is an open white supremacist

look, trump already proved that, at the very least, the American president is unaware of the existence of aliens. he would immediately blurt it out at the first possible opportunity.

trying to explain Taiwan to libs: "okay, imagine that Trump runs again in 2028 but loses and decides to militarily occupy Hawaii. how would you feel in this situation?"

sometimes you see someone take a screenshot on this app and they've got a million labelers that are like "clown," "roundhead," "necromancer," "Bonapartist," "she/it" on every post

GEORGE: I'm perreando, Jerry. JERRY (yelling): You're suelto! GEORGE: I'm suelto! * Kramer enters vestido como Bad Bunny *

they should make a ben 10 bracelet that turns you into a sexy lady alien

I think I've decided that Spanish accents that debuccalize syllable-final "s" are objectively cooler

I lowkey think Matt is one of the greatest trolls to ever do it. not sure if even he knows when he's trolling.

oh america is so over. american businesses are already trying to attach themselves like a remora to chinese businesses so they can bleed off a little value in exchange for getting the US government to say yes.

tariffs 👀 tariffs queen?? tariffs 👀

sorry yo soy así

guys like this need to be thrown into a volcano

okay, but like 90% of software engineering is CRUD apps lol

i'm sorry but dogs aren't smart enough to use those big arrays of buttons that say different words besides really simple things like "outside." all those videos are people doing koko-level interpretation of their dogs' actions.

Ed Zitron is the tech journalist version of this tweet but for saying "getting a lot of crypto vibes from this" for things that are fundamentally different from crypto

I mean, this is basically the central message of Trumpism, "why do you fucks care about what else is going on as long as we're lining your pockets?"

lol clownshoes government

do you think the guy in charge of the Liberty Mutual commercials knows he's going to hell?

I'm a single issue voter and it's "bring Erin Esurance back"

looking up «janguear» and it just means "to hang out"

this is straight up Nazi Germany shit

lesbianism is goated when being a girl who likes girls is the vibe...................

the funny thing about SpaceX is that it has a pretty lucrative and solid business model launching private satellites and working as a NASA contractor. but Elon thinks that shit is boring so he has to keep making up sci fi shit to keep himself entertained.

i love how they're doing the "i think they're talking about me" thing that white people think about people speaking spanish at the grocery store (turns out it's boring and mostly about groceries)

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

almost desperation texting someone I used to see but deciding not to and immediately matching with a cutie

tesla is a zombie company and he's trying to juice the spacex IPO. you guys seriously believe this shit?

if you like penis coladas, and getting cock in the rain

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anyway, I would encourage people to listen to real Puerto Rican independence advocates and not me clumsily trying to convey their arguments

ahahaha this is from the girl I was arguing with about PR statehood last night. karma's a bitch!

"don't you support self-determination of the colonized to be permanently absorbed into the empire?" "no, that sounds bad"

liberalism is such a disease, man.

"they want to be colonized. they like it." —every liberal on this site

quote detach feature undefeated lol

i've got white USian liberals arguing with me that PR should be a state instead of fully independent. @tgracchus1781.bsky.social I blame you.

technically every power source is just "solar with extra steps" besides nuclear and geothermal (both are, of course, spicy rocks-based power generation)

statehood for DC. independence for PR.

Entre el show de medio tiempo de Bad Bunny y que todos los puntos que se han anotado hasta ahora fueron goles pateados, este verdaderamente es el único Super Bowl latino de la historia.