tesla is a zombie company and he's trying to juice the spacex IPO. you guys seriously believe this shit?

if you like penis coladas, and getting cock in the rain

Hey I hate to ask for money but would anyone be able to share this link around? We're saving money to get out of Southern Utah but I'm hoping for some mutual aid too if it's possible. ko-fi.com/powerbop/goa... #mutualaid #trans #fundraising #transaid

anyway, I would encourage people to listen to real Puerto Rican independence advocates and not me clumsily trying to convey their arguments

ahahaha this is from the girl I was arguing with about PR statehood last night. karma's a bitch!

"don't you support self-determination of the colonized to be permanently absorbed into the empire?" "no, that sounds bad"

liberalism is such a disease, man.

"they want to be colonized. they like it." —every liberal on this site

quote detach feature undefeated lol

i've got white USian liberals arguing with me that PR should be a state instead of fully independent. @tgracchus1781.bsky.social I blame you.

technically every power source is just "solar with extra steps" besides nuclear and geothermal (both are, of course, spicy rocks-based power generation)

statehood for DC. independence for PR.

Entre el show de medio tiempo de Bad Bunny y que todos los puntos que se han anotado hasta ahora fueron goles pateados, este verdaderamente es el único Super Bowl latino de la historia.

one day the islands will be free

a MAHA Mike Tyson ad jesus christ

Woke 2.0 ya está aquí

OH SHIT THE MAD MAN DID IT

this whips

GEORGE: I'm perreando, Jerry. JERRY (yelling): You're suelto! GEORGE: I'm suelto! * Kramer enters vestido como Bad Bunny *

oh I don't like CGI de-aged dunkin commercial

the idea that Serena Williams needed to lose weight is obscene

imagine a bunch of medieval peasants being like "more corvee labor" "let the duke's son run you over with a horse"

these people are all freaks

El Súperbol «guoc»

GEORGE: I'm perreando, Jerry. JERRY (yelling): You're suelto! GEORGE: I'm suelto! * Kramer enters vestido como Bad Bunny *

transitioning into one of those blue women who massage Sebulba

oop. thinking again about how the victims of the Challenger disaster were likely alive until they made impact with the ocean.

I think it'd be cool if Bad Bunny performs the song about how he doesn't want PR to be turned into a colonialist playground for mainland Americans like Hawaii

feel like the white Sam Darnold

si me ven sola y triste no me hablen

PRIVATE, YOU WILL ATTEND THE FIRST LADY'S MOVIE AND YOU WILL ADMIRE HER FANCY OUTFITS. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

titties looking plump today

I sneer at Plato but it's only because he's wrong about everything

looking for others to sign on to my political project—Reconstruction 2: This Time We Just Shoot Them

I would not have predicted a few decades ago just how much gambling would be normalized as a part of everyday life.

@natehousley.com okay, I agree that AI is not what you want for historical research, but I was just thinking about things I found tedious in grad school and actually think it could be really good at managing all the annoying parts of submitting things for publication.

these dipshits love naming shit for things in LOTR that show that they were absolutely not paying attention. "yeah, this bank is named after the dragon's hoard that symbolizes the inherent corrupting influence of greed."

oh, you know, just another day in 2026. the president calling the Obamas monkeys, you know, the usual.

I'm trying to beat OoT after never completing it as a kid and Jabu Jabu's Belly sucks ass

the AI bubble is much closer to the dot com bubble than it is to the NFT bubble and anyone who tells you otherwise is engaging in wishful thinking

i think an important thing for people to understand is that even if the AI bubble pops that won't make AI go away

i've seen enough. mamdani 2028.

i think the solution to the ski jump penis doping is that they should make them all tuck

Just like with Kilmer Abrego Garcia, the biggest sin any targeted immigrant can commit is winning battles — legal or PR battles — against the government, and they just won’t let those losses go

you would think I would have gotten better at samsara by now

is life just suffering? someone should look into this

old people love to spend twenty minutes at the pharmacy counter

Heathcliff, it's me, Garfield, I've come home.

Yes. Yes! Thank you