Saka, when the Gauls fell

sunshine canela

i'm worth a million in prizes

remember when they put david bowie in spongebob?

remember Quibi?

developing a hot take that crocodilians were the luckbox frauds of the K-Pg extinction event

Paul Simon circa 1986

haha hell yeah

Sorry I “got hard” when you said I was “being a massive bitch”

this is a renaissance painting

how many impact scenes can you do in a 10 day period? one woman is on a mission to find out

I used to think I didn't like being naked but I actually just didn't like being naked with my body the way it was

last night I went to a party and got raffled off and I think that should happen to me more often

not many women get to say they've had *two* vasectomies

dark souls text: ASS BEAT

googling "did eminem really kill dr dre"

Anthropic announces that the next version of Claude will be "same type of communist as you"

y'all act like you never seen a white woman before

hey your ride is here

you may have heard the rumors about me and I just want to confirm that, yes, it is true—I love Canela the tiny puppy (the best girl in the whole world).

This is why the idea that cis women getting boob jobs is “gender affirming care” is the same kind of thing as a trans person getting transsexual medical care falls flat—the former is fortifying the immutability of the gender / sex binary, and the latter is actively denying it.

zero suit samus is such bullshit. I'm sorry but there is absolutely a buff butch under that armor.

hooking up with a girl and she goes to put on her sex playlist and it's just a 10 hour loop of the Donkey Kong 64 Monkey Rap

women only want one thing and it's disgusting

his coconut guns / can fire in spurts if he shoots ya / it's gonna hurt

big yawn

what the fuck! why didn't anybody tell me about this?

las malvinas? you bet your ass son argentinas

say what you will about AI but it does make quiet quitting way easier

do you think you're more of a pursuit or ambush predator?

I'm getting bored. anybody want to make a golden calf to worship with me?

>looking for a new legomenon >ask the ancient text if its legomenon is hapax or dis >it doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is hapax and what is dis >it laughs and says “it’s a good legomenon sir” >reads it >its dis

showing all the homies the cool hapax legomenon I found

I'm at the phase in my language project where I'm ripping out a bunch of features that I thought would be cool but are actually just annoying and clunky

more like mbaby

hon hon hon

straight t4t really does feel like this sometimes

two smart bitches telling each other "preciselyyy"

does anybody know how I could hear the shrillest highs and lowest lows?

Muppet zealots came out of the woodwork

oh great I'm stuck behind this faggot

many liberals of a certain age think it was a great travesty that this guy got run out of office for being a creep

save me 90s dinosaur playground illustration

Now I just want this cool new diarrhea everyone is having

Dr octopus with 4 robot cocks approaches spiderman

recently learned that bigger animals have bigger brains but that doesn't necessarily mean they're smarter because a bigger body means more "housekeeping" nerves (more touch nerves for more skin, more muscles to control, etc.) and it was such a 💡 moment for me.

my big criticism of the movies is that the hobbit is for kids and they tried to make it into a big action blockbuster LotR prequel

becoming a "we must increase the productive forces" communist for computer hardware

lmao it's gonna be really funny if Mitch McConnell technically outlives Lindsey Graham

Claude suggested buying a local computer to host my language project but when I told it to look up current prices and availability it was like "wow, RAM is really expensive rn."