guys like this need to be thrown into a volcano

okay, but like 90% of software engineering is CRUD apps lol

i'm sorry but dogs aren't smart enough to use those big arrays of buttons that say different words besides really simple things like "outside." all those videos are people doing koko-level interpretation of their dogs' actions.

Ed Zitron is the tech journalist version of this tweet but for saying "getting a lot of crypto vibes from this" for things that are fundamentally different from crypto

I mean, this is basically the central message of Trumpism, "why do you fucks care about what else is going on as long as we're lining your pockets?"

lol clownshoes government

do you think the guy in charge of the Liberty Mutual commercials knows he's going to hell?

I'm a single issue voter and it's "bring Erin Esurance back"

looking up «janguear» and it just means "to hang out"

this is straight up Nazi Germany shit

lesbianism is goated when being a girl who likes girls is the vibe...................

the funny thing about SpaceX is that it has a pretty lucrative and solid business model launching private satellites and working as a NASA contractor. but Elon thinks that shit is boring so he has to keep making up sci fi shit to keep himself entertained.

i love how they're doing the "i think they're talking about me" thing that white people think about people speaking spanish at the grocery store (turns out it's boring and mostly about groceries)

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

almost desperation texting someone I used to see but deciding not to and immediately matching with a cutie

tesla is a zombie company and he's trying to juice the spacex IPO. you guys seriously believe this shit?

if you like penis coladas, and getting cock in the rain

Hey I hate to ask for money but would anyone be able to share this link around? We're saving money to get out of Southern Utah but I'm hoping for some mutual aid too if it's possible. ko-fi.com/powerbop/goa... #mutualaid #trans #fundraising #transaid

anyway, I would encourage people to listen to real Puerto Rican independence advocates and not me clumsily trying to convey their arguments

ahahaha this is from the girl I was arguing with about PR statehood last night. karma's a bitch!

"don't you support self-determination of the colonized to be permanently absorbed into the empire?" "no, that sounds bad"

liberalism is such a disease, man.

"they want to be colonized. they like it." —every liberal on this site

quote detach feature undefeated lol

i've got white USian liberals arguing with me that PR should be a state instead of fully independent. @tgracchus1781.bsky.social I blame you.

technically every power source is just "solar with extra steps" besides nuclear and geothermal (both are, of course, spicy rocks-based power generation)

statehood for DC. independence for PR.

Entre el show de medio tiempo de Bad Bunny y que todos los puntos que se han anotado hasta ahora fueron goles pateados, este verdaderamente es el único Super Bowl latino de la historia.

one day the islands will be free

a MAHA Mike Tyson ad jesus christ

Woke 2.0 ya está aquí

OH SHIT THE MAD MAN DID IT

this whips

GEORGE: I'm perreando, Jerry. JERRY (yelling): You're suelto! GEORGE: I'm suelto! * Kramer enters vestido como Bad Bunny *

oh I don't like CGI de-aged dunkin commercial

the idea that Serena Williams needed to lose weight is obscene

imagine a bunch of medieval peasants being like "more corvee labor" "let the duke's son run you over with a horse"

these people are all freaks

El Súperbol «guoc»

GEORGE: I'm perreando, Jerry. JERRY (yelling): You're suelto! GEORGE: I'm suelto! * Kramer enters vestido como Bad Bunny *

transitioning into one of those blue women who massage Sebulba

oop. thinking again about how the victims of the Challenger disaster were likely alive until they made impact with the ocean.

I think it'd be cool if Bad Bunny performs the song about how he doesn't want PR to be turned into a colonialist playground for mainland Americans like Hawaii

feel like the white Sam Darnold

si me ven sola y triste no me hablen

PRIVATE, YOU WILL ATTEND THE FIRST LADY'S MOVIE AND YOU WILL ADMIRE HER FANCY OUTFITS. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

titties looking plump today

I sneer at Plato but it's only because he's wrong about everything

looking for others to sign on to my political project—Reconstruction 2: This Time We Just Shoot Them