I have Sat My Ass Down and eagerly await your thing to Listen To

Wondering how the enormous cockroach inside the kitchen ceiling light got there, and if it wouldn’t mind too much just dying in there please

I like the word “ostensibly” way too much

Man that shows what I know. I was just thinking this one art show has Darja Bajagić written all over it and whatever happened to her… just a lil ol show called the venice biennale last year

This is word salad from a person who spends too much time online, thinks himself a clever troll, and has no idea what anything he’s saying means but knows it’ll get a reaction

Someone should do a 20,000 word profile of this genius along with a photo shoot that makes him look vaguely cool-adjacent and not at all like a bleached squid in a leather jacket

I’d respect bill burr again if he fell on his sword and went out telling the saudi royals they look gay or something

Got my performance review.

Disgrace Windu

this is a real video eric adams posted today.. not sure he remembers he's running for mayor or what at this point

Weird how the trial for the pro-Trump, white nationalist mass shooter who is accused of murdering two students at Florida State University (FSU) is about to start and hardly any news is talking about it. www.msn.com/en-us/crime/...

It’s a sad thing that Assata Shakur is dead, but it’s incredible that she beat the United States. She died free. I’m calling this a win and wishing her a well-deserved rest in power.

Go see Nayland Blake at Matthew Marks gallery. The best show open in New York now.

They are doing simply incredible things with sodas these days

2/3 galleries I visited today asked if I was an artist or writer. Is it that obvious

It is so cool that Musk is in the Epstein files after all this. Not the slightest bit surprising, just very, very funny.

"Elon Musk to Island"

Hahaha wow I was the worst

Man I am having all kinds of phantom music memories: I know I did not meet Dr. John at a Quintron & Miss Pussycat show, but did I actually go to see My Bloody Valentine when they finally came out with that forever delayed album? Genuinely unsure

Spiritualized were great but there legitimately large crowds of people trying to find their seats a full hour into the set like they had a serious axe to grind with the idea of being on time

AP just announced that UEFA is closer to suspending Israel. The majority is voting to suspend Israel. apnews.com/article/uefa...

Someone needs to teach a class on what to do with your elbows on the train because no-one seems to have any idea

Sitting in an uber on the west side highway I imagined a nuclear blast rising out my window and smiled

I’m being a little stinker, as a treat

The China Vehicle Collision Repair Technical and Research Center posted this video of their new battery ejection system for EVs for when they experience thermal runaway, and I cannot stop laughing. Good luck whoever is to my right! #cars

Artforum is floor protection now. I would use it for cage lining if I had a bird

The chad Ken Jennings and the virgin mayim bialik

Jeffrey Epstein Wasn’t Doing Pedophilia the Right Way By Ezra Klein

Congratulations to @dtemkin.bsky.social on his great show of dither studies and algorithmically perfected trees at Higher Pictures Generation and new @mitpress.bsky.social book of esoteric coding languages

This oblique strategy is weird

I got these different eggs than usual that were really long and I thought at first they were funny because they reminded me of marc andreessen’s head but they don’t peel as consistently well as the other eggs I usually get so they mainly remind me of marc andreessen because they suck and piss me off

BTS (Behind The Sandwich)

I need my phone to ask me “Did you mean ‘if’? Because I think you meant ‘of’” any time I type “if”

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon

It’s been a minute since I last checked Bill Amend’s napkin cartoons and this just makes me smile in a really unhinged kind of way

definitely seat 4 but not to see the world. it's so you're isolated in temple grandin's cow hugger.

This mf has been mentally confusing Doug Aitken with Douglas Gordon for the last couple weeks

Wouldn’t have expected him to be a dangerous driver

I feel like naming a baby “John” is like labeling a painting “Untitled”

This time 3 weeks ago I wouldn’t have had any idea whether or not jimmy kimmel was on tv and I would’ve cared approximately the same amount (I would not have cared at all)

Shout outs to the very old dog at the dog park this morning who didn’t run around much and just kind of limped over to me panting heavily and wagging meekly then sat down at my feet. I hope the rest of his day was great.

Unpopular opinion: our collective gasp when isaac chotiner interviews someone should be taken with a grain of salt because I’m not convinced chotiner cares that much about anything he’s gotten these people to say. It’s just a surprised impolitic novelty to him hearing it said out loud

Franco. Definitely Franco.

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

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Isaac Chotiner: Do you believe Americans can still rely on these institutions when so much in the last decade has undermined them? Nardwuar the Human Serviette pulling out a 'The Return of Bruno' LP: Now if I'm not mistaken, this was the first record you purchased with your own money?

RIP Noam Chomsky. He taught me it was OK to falsely report people’s deaths

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs": Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 10, 11.

Bluestockings closing is a loss for many of us, but I'm thinking about the unhoused folks who were clearly building community there, in the hostile terrain that is hyper gentrified LES