If I’m posting a lot, I’m just anxious and traveling it’s fine

People in Massachusetts will just name a place ‘Woonsocket’ and think it’s fine

People appreciate me way more than I deserve but it’s very nice

I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation for why one ear bud loses charge more quickly than the other, but it will not penetrate my brain even if you explain it in really simple terms like I’m a baby

With a nick nack paddy whack Give a dog a gun

I haven’t owned a computer since 2015 and I want your vote

If a soundcloud rapper can become mayor of New York City, perhaps the stage is set for a harsh noise President

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Find you a woman that does this when you reunite after a day at work

Oh my god the train conductor did a mr. Garrison from south park impression at the end of his announcements

Bleeding heart leftist

I was working on a project trying to dig deeper into the story of an image of a Palestinian child I saw as a teenager that haunts me, and huge amounts of sources cited were dead links. It was also a weird time where papers were transitioning to online readership and some are inconsistently archived

same

Oh no the leopards ate your face

God fucking damn it you guys fucking promised

Ha ha! I am a good art king maker after all!

Oh no the leopards ate your face

She really is the most mediocre woman ever. The most basic. She has euphemism and quips where there should be introspection but isn’t.

keith haring, 1980. i think the de young has these, full series is 8

It is crazy how fast and slow time is going. Like, we haven’t even had this guy as president a full year, and a bunch of things I was fixated on at times feel like they were years, not months ago, yet it also feels incorrect that 2025 is just about over

nuzzi punks fuck off

Do horrors never cease

Yeah I needed to not work today

Cindy Lee at the Brooklyn Paramount

Lot of people are dying and I don’t like it one bit

I think everyone in Brooklyn has a spare ticket to cindy lee tonight and we’re all just asking each other if we want the extra before realizing we’re all already going

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

editor: did you make that infographic for the epstein emails graphic designer: sure did boss, real spermy just like you asked editor: what

Jealousy Salieri

Yeah I needed to not work today

NYT saying an underage girl “ended up having sex” with Matt Gaetz on the same day we find out the Gray Lady sat on Epstein intel for a decade… zero introspection from these people

things have really turned around for me ever since i became isolated and weird

The got dang world left me behind

“Follies”, a meta musical about broadway’s vaudeville roots that is aware of its own present and looming obsolescence

Woo hoo! I’m headed to Boston! A city I hate! But I’m still excited somehow!

Boss I can’t come in because the future I was supposed to be working toward doesn’t exist

I think I don’t understand people, but also that a lot of other people don’t understand people

It’s getting too obvious. The times has an overt agenda. It is a far right publication.

Yeah, no, this is desperate on the part of the times, nevermind

Another stupid day in the stupid factory. I ask the boss if I can touch the stupid, he says “buddy, that’s what we pay you for, have at it my guy”

This is an important, disturbing, newsworthy story but, am I crazy that the timing of this is weird? Yesterday’s revelations about the relationship Epstein had with one of their editors, then this coming out today feels like a discredited paper desperate for both a distraction and legitimacy.

My answer to statements like this about moral clarity are like my response to being told communism is a failed economic model: it’s never really been tried. Bastards like you cut it off at the knees every time because you’re too much of a coward, terrified of what its success might reveal about you.

I legitimately used to think that guy was cool. What the fuck man

Did you know that Dr. Bronner’s becomes cloudy when exposed to cold temperatures? Can you imagine why I would have witnessed this phenomenon in my apartment?

I’ve suggested this privately & I think I agree. Already grant writing has had a hugely negative impact on how people think about art (I would submit that the viral editorials about why art is bad now are better answered by the grant writing industrial complex) but now it’s even worse than ever

Has anyone checked if jerry Seinfeld is in the emails

Ugh

Today was the day Donald Trump became president

Joshua said no to an offer of work, please clap

This’ll be fun