If you sent JD Vance back in time to the 13th century, there would suddenly exist in our present day a controversial collection of ecumenical writings by St. Thomas Aquinas concerning the wielding of hammers and their uses

I’m driving the Duke O’Death around San Andreas with the volume down just smashing into other cars at high speeds while on the stereo, organist extraordinaire Dame Gillian Weir performs Messiaen’s mammoth “Livre du Saint-Sacrement” Exactly the listening conditions Messiaen had in mind

Tonya Harding’s Pro Skater

Hey Kid! I’m a reply guy Stop all the shitpostin’! Help replyguy

Wife says this is scary

Vought? He VOUGHT to jump off a cliff, amirite

The size of the divide between the average American liberal and the average American liberal pundit on one of the defining questions of foreign policy today really can't be overstated.

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You wouldn’t have lasted the two minutes either, Your Honor

Call me old if you like but every time I hear about exit velocity, I’m reminded of footballer Eric Cantona’s comment on the statistical revolution in 21st century sports, paraphrasing but something like “I don’t want to know exactly why my wife loves me, I just want to know that she does”

Don’t tell my heart My Jake the Snakey heart

Elect me and all the AI guys go to jail

FA FO Cannot believe he said that stupid shit

Evil minds plot woke destructionnnnn He’ll be dead soon, heart obstructionnnnn 🤞

Generals gathered in their massesssssss Just to hear two stupid assesssss

HEGSETH: the state of our cavalry is an embarrassment; I’m hereby committing to a full force of 500,000 trained warhorses, horses with cocks that meet the highest thoroughbred standard

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS PENIS MEETS THE HIGHEST MALE STANDARD

Don’t call my name Don’t call my name Commandoooo

Paul Hollywood games under the screen handle “MrYeast”

The Brown Bunny for Super Bowl Halftime? That’s terrible; that Gallo is so annoying

Coworker

That’s why I go for that-a Cock-in-hole-a music Any old way you choose it

(Turning on the PS5 known that Kushner owns EA) E A SPORTS (Montage of exclusively white footballers scoring goals against exclusively non-white keepers) IT’S IN THE GAME

Great rendition of Honegger’s 4th symphony, finale by the LPO under Vladimir Jurowsky… good modern recordings of this superb composer are sorely lacking youtu.be/PxTBw7V-njU?...

Nostalgic for WalMart in 2002 Fuck’s sake These assholes lead unexamined lives and make it everybody else’s problem

Every time this guy has been at a house where there are dogs, the owner has had to put the dog in another room because it keeps growling at him … the friendliest Samoyed you can imagine would viciously bare its teeth upon smelling Stephen Miller… “wow, Fluffy never growls…”

It’s especially amazing considering they stopped even trying to make good games like 10 years ago

I hate holograms

I looove it when we’re Bruisin’ together

Everybody eat shit tonight! (Everybody eat shit tonight)

We have to punch in tomorrow and work that spreadsheet, serve those happy meals, mix that concrete, hammer those nails, finish that report, etc etc etc etc while this is happening I can’t stand it

Hobo chasing waterfalls

Clyde “The Glide” Drexler and the entire playing squad of the MLS Portland Timbers have been abducted by ICE

Man United look like a second tier side

If you have a house, freak out your neighborhood and replace your windows with stained glass then blast this at night and and stand on your lawn dressed like a Cardinal

This makes quite an impression at high volume especially in the middle where its extremely fortissimo (the piece is in arch form) youtu.be/NPpS5QxqGT0?...

They should be allowed to chop up one performer per year at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

Proper headline here; it gives you one reason to go to a fair and another reason to stay home.

The handle for this account was, coincidentally @CharlieTwerk69

“This is what Charlie Kirk died for”, this insane freak babbles The right to go viral by behaving in a way that makes people want to shoot you

What’s up y’all Prylance Gabbyflag here, we are 30,000 feet up on our way to Howard University to try and get punched in the face

When Tina Turner sang “we don’t need another hero”, she was singing about a submarine sandwich

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Videos of crying women being thrown to the ground by despicable deputized vermin with TIMCAST emblazoned on the footage, probably so his soup-brained viewers can get semi-hard. Dogshit place, this is.

Alex Jones ought to be in jail for what he put Sandy Hook families through… he is a heartless, soulless bastard Every time I see or hear him, I want to puke

Messiaen’s depiction of the resurrection of the dead 💀 … this is one of my favorite works of his and this particular recording absolutely blows the rest of them away (including all 3 of Boulez’s prior attempts with other ensembles) … fantastic youtu.be/2dABrZ0zsn4?...

Wild that the “Fish Heads, Fish Heads” song is ranked number one in this article