if you make less than $100,000 fuck you, go get taco bell and die of e. coli. Chipotle™️

"but... but my AI agents were supposed to protect me!!" "oh, you mean these? (callously tossing a couple of severed holographic heads that land with identical Roblox_oof sounds) hahahaha"

[me yesterday] Fuck I love shroves. My whole thing is shroves right now, I am shrovemaxxing. [me today] ashmode ashmode ashmode ashmode

I uploaded a thing. See you tomorrow.

Can anyone unstall this, please??

💫Released on this day 1977💥 #musicsky #recordingsky #recordingstudiosky #musicchallenge #musicmoments #musicthread #musicproduction #onthisday #nowspinning #vinylsky #vinylrecords #postpunk #indiepop #britpop #newwave #punk #synthpop

An important tax season PSA: if you're filing an extension request for your federal taxes, it's NOT automatically reciprocal for your state(s) of residence or other obligations. You must find your state's equivalent and file it separately. Lol from my Threads post, Bluesky's damn character limit.

going to kidnap Kumail and feed him garbage food and let him get no exercise until he's back to looking normal because I. have. had. enough.

very important thing about the conspiracy mindset is that anything conventionally "real" is probably AI but any potato quality ring video of a Rake or an angel or whatever shit is 110% real

absolutely wild to think part of the resistance's job in the Terminator future was probably to strip RAM out of everything so they can have like one album stored in their pulse rifle's music player

I saw a conspiracy theory yesterday that the goal is to eliminate all local data storage and push everything into the corporate cloud where it will be scraped to train A.I. (and exploit us) And I'm having a difficult time dismissing it

i am here to email you that your accountt has been accessed by a wizard

We desperately need help, we need to get plumbing fixed and make payments on electric or we're cooked. Anything helps. Sharing helps. Thanks & Solidarity. #MutualAidRequest

Ssri Mix-a-lot When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in you face You can't cum

blocking the taint radiation

right on cue they're doing the thing they always do

lucasfilm: here's the mandolorian and grugu! fans: what's it about? lucasfilm: (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ mandolorian and grugu!! ♥ fans: what happens in this motion picture? lucasfilm: 🐣💔 ⓜ𝔸𝐍𝓓ⓞˡ𝕆яⒾαŇ ΔｎⒹ 𝔾я𝔲𝓖Ữ!! ♡♖

targeted seismic retrofit to the Kyoto International Conference Center (ICC Kyoto) designed and implemented by Kajima Corporation (original 1966 complex by Sachio Ota) r/brutalism

had that dream again

liberals seem to think elections should be handed to them and have been throwing a fit since 2016

do u guys like my new shoes yes or no

donald trump, sir, you are no good. and furthermore, you're orange. and fired!!!

please buy George's paintings. George is a genius. I have no idea how the fuck George makes digital paintings that look this incredibly tactile

Okay.

adding to wishlist

it's goth time, creepers youtu.be/Tx04QvWGxoA?...

reminder

Me right now (I forgot I have classes rn)

a radioactive spider bit me and now it won’t get out of bed

went to the doctor today, was telling her about my neck agonies and she was poking and prodding and said "whoa your shoulders are really tight, do you have anyone who could give you a good massage?" and like, no, that's why they feel like granite lumps

the final confrontation between Kylo and the Knights of Ren wouldve been much better if they all had Archie voices and were like "well well well look who's come back to Sith Riverdale"

just had the bottom of a can of cooking spray fall and land on the tip of my toe. hell no longer holds any terrors for me

dark mutterings of ruined breakfasts

I like how trees are all like "hey let's all get the same height and stop growing"

I'm looking at the man in the mirror and uhh

I like to think of myself as a burrito curator

Robert Blatchford, the author of "Merrie England" (a book credited with converting more Brits to Socialism than Das Kapital!) Also wrote a companion piece in "Dismal England" an account of the grim conditions of the working poor. This 1901 edition has such a great cover!

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Can't impress the girls with my knowledge of romantic era poetry by quoting lord Byron's Xanadau at them "That's by Samuel Taylor Coleridge" they say. "And the poem is actually called Kubla Khan"

just thinking about the videos of Alex Karp acting like a cocaine roomba and talking about what he'd do to his enemies and if he wasn't a ceo and acted like that in the street he'd probably get tazed or shot in about five seconds

Page 15 of the GOP’s Save America Act wld force all 50 states to submit their voter rolls to the DHS’s centralized voter purge program (called “SAVE”), which they know has had error rates as high as 14% & links to an SSA database that they know was compromised by DOGE. #NoOnSave 1/

as a fan of 70s rock I know that you always skip the song with "blues" in the title

Lovecraftian Yeti

The nightmare

could someone fix the DC Studios L A N T E R N S logo so it says. this pls

Even as an articulate adult I regularly struggle to express my thoughts or feelings in language. Sometimes I wonder if my obsession with learning languages isnt an attempt to correct this, it’s like maybe I just haven’t met the right set of words yet. Maybe they just don’t exist in English