Orange cat report

I have once again broken something by walking around swinging a wrench and seeing what pieces of the system flinch. I need some new product work lol.

Translated: NYC is limiting affordable housing construction to 99 units/building in practice. Very similar to the Hotel union deal that has made it effectively impossible to build new hotels in NYC unless its like, a four seasons or something super high dollar.

lolsigh

Want to go on a trip to Puerto Rico this winter? Here is a $125 RT flight outta NYC & an Airbnb that will only run you $400 for 3 nights in Viejo San Juan The appt is a micro-studio, used to live on the same street. Perfect crashpad. Less than $600 for a long weekend in paradise flight+lodging.

If you want to get to Europe in January this is an insanely good deal as a jumping off point to hop on a cheaper airline once over there to go wherever you feel like. 1/26 - 2/3

7:38am Danielle bursts into tears. I ask what is wrong. She is crying because it is getting cold and there are kitties who live outside during winter. I love her so much.

Are the gizz fans tired of rave sets? I have seen posts indicating this. Those things look so fun.

Does anyone know the name of the Polish magician who only does small private shows in NYC but he has like some super crazy tricks no one has figured out?

Watching the Bluesky firehose is wild. If you want to see the weirder corners of this website that make moderation tools be very necessary and see that its a scale problem that is very hard I highly encourage consuming the firehose and doing some filtering.

Forgot abbot elementary is back, nice

I have successfully evaded doom spiraling by making myself accomplish a programming task: analyze all the emails they released and find some juicier stuff I haven't seen reported lol. Next: BOb's Burgers.

Donny says he doesn't like Epstein and hadn't seen him in a long long time but in 2017 he seemingly went to thanksgiving with him lol Unless its another trump that was chillin'? HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_028494.txt

Steven Bannon cryptically implying that Epstein has "a guy" who can do things involving the politicking of things relating to Putin or something. Weird one.

Been doing UI work for the past day and a half and ugh lol I am so bad at this even with a robot's help

Client has been radio silent for 4 days after sending a contract Worry we will have to change stuff Poke someone back channeling “It was just such a big document to read on a phone” lol

Deepok Choprah is wild, one time at a private music festival for WeWork we were not fed after long flights then a multi hour bus ride until he finished giving an hour+ long pro-life speech about consciousness. They refused to bring out food while he was speaking lol Seems like they were pals?

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I had a mild change in plans from my expected plans and now I need to stimulate myself like crazy or I will spiral all night lol. I really should take another crack at making my "ersatz TV station" from my archive. (I know ersatz tv exists but I wanna make my own crazy concoction)

Haven't gotten shit for pigeon photos for 2 days and it's about to be dark. Sigh.

Good news, they are letting people build some apartments in queens.

Tune into PBS Sunday for the new Ken Burns documentary on the American revolution

hey folks, if you want to be on a platform where there are so many people that all your friends are on here, you’re going to have to understand that moderation needs to happen at a scale that it doesn’t care about the context of johnny cash’s catalog

United's hilarious response to the windowless window seat lawsuit: "The use of the word 'window' in reference to a particular seat cannot reasonably be interpreted as a promise that the seat will have an exterior window view," www.businessinsider.com/united-airli...

Happy birthday @zzbenz.bsky.social You are truly great company and the best of vibes. So glad we caught each other on the bad website.

Know someone buying $20k worth of World Cup tickets and it seems like the FIFA queueing system is way worse than Ticketmasters lol

Whales are so big

I know a lot of devs that wouldn't be interested in this kind of work But if you are hunting right now and are in NYC or Miami there are a lot of hedge funds hiring. Especially family-offices-turned-funds that are doing unique types of trading that have next to 0 software infra but mature BI teams

How often do you get things like this on here?

I don't know, if you can read English words (whether taught with three-queueing or not lol) this is like, very damning

The University of Toledo colors are blue and yellow. These buses actually would be a perfectly in-place buy if you just painted over the NYC stuff! Toledo could use some extended buses.

they're relocating people from Staten Island to Lima

there is no topic that yields more smoke and less fire than epstein

There are no fumes from an electric train. These people are just idiots.

CCRB chair Dr. Mohammad Khalid has resigned, bullied out of office by a New York Post media campaign orchestrated by the city's largest police union. More in our Morning Spew: hellgatenyc.com/ccrb-chair-k...

I have failed at building a lot of igloos. 2 very small successes that I can recall, but a solid 15 year pile of bad attempts and attempted shortcuts that resulted in failure.

Kennedy hair

Getting the important reviews out there. This McDonald’s is so lit. IYKYK. Only one machete incident (and the machete was used by the good guy)

So far the leader is just gonna remain carne mare and I don’t know how you top a 14oz wagyu strip loin 60 day dry aged while it’s coated in Gorgonzola with caviar topped mozzarella sticks and perfect potatoes and share some rack of lamb while you’re at it

Did you grow up with whole milk in the house? D says she’s like NEVER had whole milk at home (long island) Where I grew up if we saw you had skim milk we’re like oh I’m sorry that happened to you (nw Ohio farm town)

I may eat like trash but I _do_ get out to a lot of really good nyc food ranging from cheap hidden gems to bougie as fuck so if you’re into that I made a Beli and started off with 25 pretty downtown east side rankings or whatever beliapp.co/app/bobdawg

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Fuck it, we parm

Simons face

Simon is hiding but this is what the other two cats faces look like rn

I’m at 20k bluesky posts since i came full time from twitter but i had 250,000 posts there and im gonna have to work so hard to get back to those numbers I already share like every thought I have I might run out of thinks before 250k

In samsara, wheel reinvents you

We won the auction! There are probably ~100 video tapes and hundreds of audio tapes in the lot. They will be uploaded to the normal place (link in reply) Thanks a ton @noahpryor.com for stepping in to make this possible!

You know, it’s kind of fucked up that in 8 years of living in nyc I have only ever seen 2 mimes. And I recall every mime I see. It’s a wildly lower number than I would have guessed. What is the Vegas line over/under for mimes seen a year in New York City

“Is also” is a very specific and funny wording choice here The framing of this is implicitly that it’s very healthy to be stuck talking to the robot. This wants to link your feeling of human interaction with that which you have with the robot. Just lol they are so high on their supply man.