I did a beautiful performance on the triangle last night to en vogue’s “don’t let go”

being forced to watch Sinners

thinkin of going to a sphere show, hitting the spearmint rhino after, engaging in some absolutely debaucherous foreplay before closing the blackout curtains and going to pound town

BAD NEWS/GOOD NEWS: my poor mom is spending New Years Day in the hospital with diverticulitis and an infection 😬 good news is she called to tell me. she sounds good, she’s in good hands. but send vibes for mother Benz plz.

besties husbands bestie is here too. he just opened the microwave & exclaimed “BRO WTF” pulled a plate out and had no idea how long besties husband had left it in there. i was like “see this is the kinda shit i mean when i say ‘I don’t know how you do it’ to someone who deals with men regularly.”

whomst among us got an UNEXPECTED kiss at midnite?

2000 -> 2026

Fellas is it gay to brick up from a box of milk dancing?

lol

they did this right after covering Prince’s “Cream” 🥛 stereogum.com/2483954/phis...

sttflow.gumroad.com/l/sttf91 If you love me you’ll read my Phishy Astrology column !!!!!

hey @mebs.bsky.social how’re the biscuits this morning?

bring back dry humping and making out for hours

Christmas is 358 days away and people already have their decorations up. 🙄

bestie: you CRUSHED “Forgot About Dre” last night! this queen is OFF BOOK‼️ me: i coulda done “Next Episode” too bestie:

yeah sure i could be happily partnered but what would happen to my poasting?!

could go for being a glazed donut rn

took our crews shart count last night before midnight and collectively we’re at .5 sharts

someone needs to take the AI away from boomers. my friend received an AI video from her dad on Christmas of her dog who recently crossed the rainbow bridge (which dad did not acknowledge) telling her he’s enjoying heaven and to have a merry Christmas.

last nites posting was an all timer thanks couch tour crew

12/31/25 Also Sprach Zarathustra #phish

besties husband def considers me the “bad influence” friend and seems a little upset about my motto “how hard can it be? men do it.”

tired: shitting on the floor at phish wired: fuckin in the pit at widespread panic

move over floor shitters, apparently someone got arrested at the panic show last night for fucking in the pit

took our crews shart count last night before midnight and collectively we’re at .5 sharts

She Harry’d my Hood until i felt good

my New Year’s resolution is to get laid this year

i was in rare form last night and there’s video evidence but poasts have been deleted

unfortunately I will continue poasting in the new year

someone bring me coffee and cock in bed

could go for a glazed donut rn

Some time after midnight last night, I lost my phone - probably at MSG. The last time I remember having it was in the ladies room closest to section 207. I'm hoping someone found it and turned it in. I've already filed a claim with MSG. 1/3

you really missed out by not seeing my late nite karaoke to forgot about Dre - crushed it

🚨BESTIE IS SMOKING A JOINT WITH ME🚨

skeet n delete kinda nite

guess who still remembers every word to the rap in Waterfalls?

they’re also taking a lot and think they’re taking a microdose and won’t listen to a seasoned vet (me) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ not my problem

we didn’t chill champagne earlier tonight so we put it in the freezer then forgot about it and now it’s frozen and we’ve got 38 mins

it’s 11:26 and they still haven’t taken them yet

Show #70. First NYE in 30 years. On the rail. Simply amazing. You guys on the floor throw it down! I’m proud of myself for making it all night but damn I’ll be sore tomorrow. Happy New Year and see you in Mexico! #Phish

what’s funny is the friends I went with and I somehow developed this inside joke about giving someone the spoon being a fuck you and then tonight phish gave yall the spoon haha lol it’s only funny to me but im still posting cause ive had wine and im unhinged

the men have decided, at 10:59pm PT, to eat mushrooms

United Colors of Tweezerton

30 years of friendship!!!!!!!!!

If anyone has an extra little plush ice cream cone I'd really appreciate it as I have all the others from the NYE shows I've been at. Would throw some photo prints your way #phish

if you bust out the gag is that considered spitting?

what’s the LTP

at least I started the year off with a little cream since I might not be getting any more any time soon 🙄