one of my friends with no concept of time “I’m really fast in museums.” me, “that’s literally never been true.” I have been to many museums with her, mostly against my will.

LOVE when people come visit me, hate when they don’t let me sit out the things they MUST do that I’ve done 50 times at least.

of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most

sunsets 🤌🏼

Fully reentering the world of the living today

me, explaining the 3rd time: no, we’re not eating at 5:15. but we need put our names on the list cause they always have a wait. then we can stop by the store and dispensary. the people who don’t live here: it won’t be that long a wait! they: [put our names in] it’s a 1.5 hr wait. me: thought so

talking to burners is weird cause what do you mean Crow, Houston, and Big Toe are your friends names???

question: if a person is sitting on the floor of a restaurant bathroom behind the door that opens inward and has their hand on the floor, and someone enters the bathroom from outside and unknowingly hits their finger with the door and they get scraped - who bears fault?

question: if a person is sitting on the floor of a restaurant bathroom behind the door that opens inward and has their hand on the floor, and someone enters the bathroom from outside and unknowingly hits their finger with the door and they get scraped - who bears fault?

against my will

picked up my friend from the airport who used to be unable to go an hour without smoking weed, immediately hand her a joint and a lighter and she’s like “I don’t really smoke anymore.” 🤯

howyadern

i shit you not, there are three dudes tailgating in the ABQ airport cell phone lot

just clocked that this old navy was playing parcels

still tickets available for Daniel Donato on Tuesday (the night before my bday) at meow wolf Santa Fe, just sayin.

#beefweek is back

so you agree? we’re not a Christian nation?

I JUST SAW THE OSCAR MEYER WEINER MOBILE ON I25 NORTH

my 40th (😬😮‍💨🫩) birthday is Wednesday. if you wanted to be cute and Venmo me for a drink or something - don’t! please donate to the Santa Fe food bank, or your own local food bank. thanks!! 💜 give.thefooddepot.org/campaign/597...

I may be kinda cunty at times but at least I’m not ICE, in the Epstein Files or Stephen Miller

welp that was one of the worst, sweatiest, fever dreamiest nights of sleep ever

noticing I feel nauseous and slightly feverish about 2 hours after taking my meds… thinking i wake up at 3:30am to take them so i sleep it off and wake up for the day feeling #okay

As far as I can tell, Phish did the Wilson chant themselves on 4/30/94 and I haven't found it in any version after that. This means that the Wilson chant must have become a thing... on 5/10 in Santa Fe?!?! You'd think that would have started in the northeast.

plz be so so proud of me. i did the #unload, i did the #load, i #cleanedthesink, i #tookoutthetrash. i #showered. only thing i didn’t do was put away the clean laundry which is on my bed… but I might just #putitbackinthedryer

This is for @zzbenz.bsky.social , but y’all can enjoy

i unloaded and partially loaded the dishwasher #loadweek #sickbitch

limited energy but feeling a little appetite… might make ramen and just drink the broth lol

happy Veterans Day - no snap for you!

the appropriate time caem 😮‍💨

sick but #shartcount remains at 0. #peedmypantsatinybitcount tho is 2. 🫩

tiny bong rips > zofran

wish I had saltines

yeah im sick so I will be #posting

Why are we all collectively thinking about Denny’s

Boomer moms when you tell them they traumatized you in childhood.

thinking about how I’d do anything for my friends, if they asked or didn’t ask, and then I refuse to ask my friends for help cause I don’t wanna be a bother

taking the tiniest bong rips cause im nauseous and worried too big a rip + a coughing fit will have the opposite of the desired effect

taking so many pills these last few days and it’s brutal I hate swallowing pills

applesauce and fruit the only thing I wanna eat for dinner

why are we talking about dennys?

the amount of my hair in the dryer after a #load is ridiculous #loadweek

okaaaayyyyyy we are on the upswing. had a #realmeal, my #feverbroke, I can stand up straight today!!!!

If you can go to Cyro’s bday show, GO!!! One of my FAVE and hugely underrated guitar players is joining the stage, John Lee. He was in Caveman in the early 00s which was a like tier 9 jamband (in popularity) but sooooo fucking good. Him and Trey will be fucking FIRE.

shout out to @laminatedliss.bsky.social, she’s a real one 💜

the Texas bee lady needs a tv show. that shit is so calming.

feeling well enough I might #load the dishwasher #loadweek #loadweak