Purposely didn’t bring my guitar on this overnight because I’ve been shedding too much and this was pretty much the only way to force myself not to play for 24 hours but post night cap doobie I am strongly regretting that decision. Epic ham hock jam incoming

Fucked up little stop-motion puppet guys used to get all kinds of music video work in the 90s. Not now though

Finally beat this fucking game! I’ve made it to 49 levels so many times. 1000 tix big winner gonna get 40 of those sticky hands

::rips bong of my own farts::

I don’t know what you nerds are complaining about, I’m spending the afternoon in a park. Super relaxing!

OPA!

They should make a war crime that is punishable by something other than me muttering to myself, “That’s definitely another war crime they just bragged about doing on the news.”

The old curse of interesting times. It’s never been more important to enjoy every sandwich!

Teaching my homie’s nephew bass and his band is trying to scrape together a PA. I was making some inquiries for them about used gear and a friend of a friend offered to donate two Peavey 15s and a powered Peavey wedge to the cause. This old beast is gonna make some high school dirtbags very happy!

You're asking me to be impressed with going around the moon when the Millennium Falcon did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs????

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

Number one feature needed here right now is autobanning the scam retweet accounts.

Tell them it happened

Is that good?

The sides-only leftover plate the day after a major holiday meal has to be one of the top five simple pleasures in life

the lesson from today’s downtime isn’t that it was caused by vibe coding (bluesky went down all the time before Claude too), it’s that if you use AI you will no longer get the benefit of the doubt and everyone will mock you for laziness regardless of the cause

Kicking off #HighTWeek by pulling the door panel to replace a busted rearview mirror and locating/replacing the blown fuse for the info screen and backup camera.

Y’all played Hitster? Incredible game where you scan a QR code that plays a song and you have to correctly place it chronologically by year in a musical timeline. It’s wild all the weird associations you can bring back to try to place it. Bonus difficulty points for artist, title, and exact year

🥰 Asparagus pee 😍

I mean it’s Gary, Indiana right?

Pls post plate

Brother in law was in a rush cause they were late and forgot to put a shirt on. Remembered at our house when he went to take off his jacket and realized he only had his undershirt. Asked if he could borrow one of mine so you know I had to do it to em

Butter lamb is locked and loaded

Jesus was the original nepo baby

Jesus Poo United States, Social Security Death Index

The Scofield/Mayer version of I Don't Need No Doctor is so goddamn filthy

There are no magic notes - all the greats use the same ones you do. Phrasing is where legends are made. Nowhere else is this more apparent than in the case of Miles Davis. Transcribing the notes to his solo from Milestones was pretty straightforward, but I could spend a lifetime on the phrasing 🤯

Ok fine I’ll be that guy. I only wish that Buffalo had a more robust public transit system so I could read it more performatively.

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I’ve long loved this album but never knew the story of the piano. Had to go look it up. Wow! Sometimes the best improvisations really do come from limitation

Good Fry Day

Dabs are done, man! 5 strains of fresh frozen live rosin goodness, came out cleaner and more consistent than last season. Curing up nicely now and early tests are overwhelmingly positive lol

Too soon to say I’m down?

Somewhere the coolest Canadian poutinery is cooking up a hot new flavor

This is fucking dire.

Someone on this site once posted at me that the Pace "new york city" salsa commercials from the 70s condoned lynching. 🤷‍♂️

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

Jamie motherfucking Ding!

Less than 24 hrs later 🤯

It’s weird how every time someone says something like “BlueSky is full of the type of people who tell the HOA about your unsanctioned trash cans” and you feel the urge to defend it, some nerd posts shit like this.

About to enjoy a big fat clogged up resiny metal bowl of schwag!

Sure, I’m the April fools asshole, but I would never stoop so low as the AI April fools asshole 🤮

Fortunately I am both an asshole and a child

April Fooled the kids with a fake “flood day” off from school and needless to say they are FUCKIN PISSED 😂 prob gonna have to take em for ice cream tonight

Y’all get any rain?

Aldi tried to slow me down by completely rearranging the store, but they can’t even hope to contain me. Just shy of 350 bucks of product in 40 min door to door. They’re calling it the Jordan flu game of grocery trips.