Hands up theyre playing black cow, and im gonna die behind the wheel, im gonna die behind the wheeeeel

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

Death, taxes, and Trey’s voice being shot by N1S2

Grabbing coffees with the band boys at Tim’s and the cashier says to her trainee “This guy looks fun…” then turns to us “We’re practicing bonding with the customers.” 🫠

I own Neal Casal’s old MicroTron

With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

When you get back to the hotie after losing me somewhere during the 2nd set and look in your bathtub

Not often you get bass community drama but there is an interesting imbroglio brewing between Danny Sapko and Mohini Dey over Dey’s promotion of whack ass AI music that also happens to involve Dey’s boyfriend, a drummer from Rochester that runs in similar circles who I’ve long thought was a cunt 🫣

[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book

Didn’t make it to my homie’s album release (boo! Shitty friend!) but I did get to play a Clue murder mystery with the fam and carry my son to bed after he fell asleep on the couch and you know I milked that getting to hold him for all it was worth

You’ve already taken care of the most important stuff and the genie grants you a fourth wish for something frivolous or absurd:

If single-payer you would see, answer me these questions three

My apologies Petersen Strobo-Clip HD, I was not familiar with your game.

in Rocky IV why did they fight on Christmas Day when Boxing Day was right there

Reverb hitting me with a ‘97 Modulus 6-string at 26% off the price it was at when I originally faved it 🥵

I remember MY first time playing Bop It

Snowpiercer is a Christmas movie question mark?

the two genders: melee and ranged

That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked

Therapist: caked up Grinch isn’t real, he can’t smash your head between his thighs like a nutcracker Caked up Grinch:

Just laughed out loud so awkwardly by myself in the kitchen at Poodolph @terrence.bsky.social

Wild to think we’ve been doing these holiday videos for 13 years! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from our family to yours!

December 25th. The day the Fellowship departs Rivendell to destroy the One Ring. Whatever you celebrate, may you have the courage to take the first steps to defy and endure against the dark, and rekindle light into the world.

The discount post-Hanukkah challah French toast begins, as per tradition

If you need a relaxing Yule vid

John McClane, who did NOT die,

Mrs Schrödinger: [*opening Christmas present*] Schrödinger: [*nervous glance to camera*]

It really is about the notes you don’t play

Don’t show up to the Christmas party as high as Oasis!!! Me:

God bless the Bake So Many Fucking Christmas Cookies people forever and ever amen

The three kings had gold, frankincense, myrrh, and if you knew how to ask, the firemost hash

Best feeling.

Mom and Dad

And Gandalf, who did NOT die

The family that licks the beam together, stays together

All we have left is defiance. Not heroic, not loud, just the stubborn act of continuing on our own terms. Making something, a poem, a painting, music, that wasn’t here before you were. Not because the universe asked you to, but because it didn’t. *I get reflective this time of year

Are you the Spirit whose coming was foretold to me?

And The Dude, who DID abide

you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse

Our nephew has a gf that he’s been getting pretty serious with, and he’s been really excited for me to meet her because she is a pa tech for a company that does major arena tours. Finally meeting her at our family Christmas and you’ll never guess which 4 arena shows she’s got coming up next!

Not for nothing but Gayle has won two free pizzas this month entering the number 67 into text promo raffles.

Flecktones Jingle All the Way

I need BONES for explosives