furby hancock
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Lennon-McCartney was a traveling musician-sage from the British Province of the Western Empire. His devotees briefly eclipsed the Jesus school in influence. Over 1,000 songs have been attributed to him.
about 1 year ago
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post from Daily Bird Facts: all female cardinals are lesbian. all male cardinals are bisexual. reply from Patriot bird facts - COUNTERNARRATIVE: What your doing is inexcusable
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the suspiciously birdlike homie: talk shit about dinosaurs one more time.
5 days ago
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DaFructivorousGoblin liked your post: why dont they make the whole apple out of the core DaFructivorousGoblin sent you a message: you seem cool
7 days ago
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Oops! That's a Springtime+ feature. Try one month free and enjoy Gentle Breeze, Light Drizzle, and other premium weather patterns.
7 days ago
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competentposter
9 days ago
Grant me the serenity to accept the qBittorrent speeds I cannot change, the courage to install a dozen firefox privacy extensions, and the wisdom to know which one is currently breaking this website.
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for fans of boredom, it doesn't get much better than nothing
9 days ago
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intelligence is knowing that all advertisements are evil. wisdom is letting your deep-seated hatred for them dominate all aspects of your life
9 days ago
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tara
9 days ago
Sending a sinister looking bird out to survey the company work conference before I go in
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Richard Vein
9 days ago
I only watch the Superbowl for the moments of stillness between plays
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there are phases of the moon that scientists still don't understand
9 days ago
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every morning, emails from adam tooze form in my inbox like drops of dew
11 days ago
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little lamb
14 days ago
feel a bit guilty for making fun of Chomsky because youβre only supposed to make fun of living people and dead people. People in the weird shadow zone in between have it hard enough already
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Sridhar Ramesh
15 days ago
The Internet, our home, is beginning to look like an immense pile of filth.
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an extremely chill klaxon blares in pleasant city
18 days ago
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george
19 days ago
Your Honor, as much as I would love to "do it normal this time", I believe the medium of dance is vital to my defense
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start over and explain like i'm five. okay stop. start over and explain like you're my father and you're proud of me. try to use the words "i love you"
19 days ago
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not guilty by reason of insanity. guilty again by reason of: isn't insanity the only rational response to this insane world?
19 days ago
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for once why can't an elevator just be happy where it is
20 days ago
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son, please, don't rush into this. you have the rest of your life to be emo
21 days ago
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experimental prenatal test determines whether your child will be emo
21 days ago
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the ideal operating system would make using the computer completely impossible
22 days ago
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guy who invented the single whammy: let's see them try to top this one
23 days ago
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slice of life so thin it liquefies in the pan with just a little oil. (smiling as a rogue wave silently barrels toward our ship)
23 days ago
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24 days ago
grindset mayfly: many only think about the next 5 minutes. start making moves based on where you want to be in 5 hours
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normal
25 days ago
β¦ γ» β γ» β’ β γ» π¦
add a skeleton here at some point
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that gap on my resume is because i listened to too much elliott smith in high school
25 days ago
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tara
26 days ago
At 10k followers Bluesky will release me back into the wild
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me: in cereal society, overlarge cornflakes are treated like gods among mortals. yet they all get eaten with the same spoon. cornflake spy: (disguised as a human) interesting. tell me more about this 'spoon'
26 days ago
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hand-tinged with regret by our artisan has-beens
28 days ago
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Sex grew in popularity over the decades following its invention in the 1960s. Though still practiced today [by whom?], its public image changed drastically in the wake of 9/11.
29 days ago
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josh (oldfriend99)
about 1 month ago
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
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checking my phone to see what time it is. checking my antique pocket watch to see what time it would be in the 1870s
about 1 month ago
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We interviewed 5 million microbes from the GI tract of Greasy Hank, the least healthy man in America
about 1 month ago
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Tarlton
about 1 month ago
Favorite albums of 2025
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(showing you my collection of mere distinctions) i'm big into differences lately
about 1 month ago
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make sure they put enough atoms in there. they like to use void as a filler
about 1 month ago
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you could wish for one gas station hot dog and save a few bucks, or you could wish for half-price hot dogs forever and save hundreds of dollars a month
about 1 month ago
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before the invention of floors there was absolutely no place to store clothing
about 1 month ago
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waiter: we don't have bang. is whimper okay? me: ive never been okay in my entire life
about 1 month ago
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Chris π ¨
about 1 month ago
Pascal's Parlay
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worshiping a false idol or two as a hedge against christianity
about 1 month ago
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asking a highly specialized beetle 'is this niche taken?' and not waiting for the answer
about 1 month ago
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you should get a notification when someone achieves something you were kinda thinking about doing
about 1 month ago
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MMXXVI is the year i finally learn arabic numerals
about 2 months ago
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probably won't move on to 2026 until i 100% 2025
about 2 months ago
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surrounded: one political prisoner vs twenty armed guards
about 2 months ago
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whenever i order a pizza i always fill up on the cardboard box first
about 2 months ago
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thinking about a banana from a few years back. i can't imagine how ripe it must be now
about 2 months ago
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simon: how about... 'jesus the christ'? peter: no 'the'. it's cleaner jesus: 'jesus christ'... now i could get used to that
about 2 months ago
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White House steals ice cream cone from young child, citing national security concerns
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