furby hancock
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Lennon-McCartney was a traveling musician-sage from the British Province of the Western Empire. His devotees briefly eclipsed the Jesus school in influence. Over 1,000 songs have been attributed to him.
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they did narcissism of small differences on something basically indistinguishable from a grape
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my 75th-worst fear is that if i get a job i won't have enough time for my lists
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i'm really worried that capital won't continue to devour more and more facets of modern life until we're all reduced to scales of the serpent eating its own tail
2 days ago
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i made my millions writing mba-style books for slackers with titles like 'work smart, play harder' and 'the mediocrity principle'
2 days ago
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well maybe i would treat my subjects with more compassion if they stopped storming my massive, opulent palace every five minutes
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budum
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Proto-Euphratean (also called Minionese) is a hypothesized substratum of the Sumerian language. The term "Banana Language" has been proposed based on a characteristic reduplication of syllables in names (e.g. Inanna, Zababa). It is identified with the Minion material culture of Ubaid-era Iraq
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judge: on the date of the crime, you posted 'plausible deniability >>>>>>>' to bluesky. would you care to explain that? me: lots of people have my password, your honor. who knows which one posted that?
20 days ago
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i refuse to learn why willful ignorance is bad. no way i'd like the answer
21 days ago
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an apple a day keeps the doctor away for the first couple billion apples, but once you hit 2147483648 it flips and they start to swarm you
21 days ago
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You consumed STRANGE DINNER [x1] π π°πΆπ³ π©πΆπ―π¨π¦π³ πͺπ΄ π΄π’π΅π¦π₯... π£πΆπ΅ π’π΅ πΈπ©π’π΅ π€π°π΄π΅? - 2 CHA - 1 CON Your reputation among GOBLINS has permanently increased!
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Azure Emerald Empire
23 days ago
Their putrid slop vs. our nutrient-rich prebiotic ooze
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'explaining' to my new alien friend that it's customary for guests to pick up the tab and his giant elliptical eyes start glowing red
22 days ago
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Q: Do spiders have sex? Having a hard time picturing that A: no thats nasty.
25 days ago
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for the record: it's NEVER okay to call for a persecution campaign. people who joke about it disgust me. we should find all of them and teach them a lesson
add a skeleton here at some point
27 days ago
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honestly those paintings with peepholes in the eyes are a solution looking for a problem. don't ever get them. anyway, you said you wanted privacyβmight i suggest the art gallery?
27 days ago
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if you aren't losing 2-3 lab assistants on the regular your unnatural experiments with life and death arent nearly ill-advised enough
29 days ago
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this was hilarious when i was half asleep this morning
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Chris π ¨
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'the only way out is through' βsomeone who didn't spend six months digging a secret tunnel just in case
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a broken clock is right twice a day. once when it says 'good morning', and once when it says 'good night'
about 1 month ago
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friendly reminder that thoughts require wide open spaces to thrive. please don't keep any of them to yourself
about 1 month ago
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zen concept 'first rodeo mind'
about 1 month ago
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Q: What happens to money when you spend it? Is it gone forever? A: Spent money returns to the cosmic well from which all things draw. It's considered polite to sacrifice oneself to allow new money to take its place.
about 1 month ago
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'hindsight is always 20/20' is actually independent of ZF. cohen showed via a forcing argument that there are choiceless models where hindsight achieves 20/n vision for arbitrarily high n
about 2 months ago
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every day bluesky approaches the perfect website: a pure, timeless webpage undisturbed by posts or users
about 2 months ago
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highly productive bacterial culture develops in abandoned coffee cup
about 2 months ago
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watching a three minute video in 90 seconds is a thrill that would have overwhelmed the ecstatic dionysian cultists of ancient greece
about 2 months ago
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fbi recovers over 5,000 stolen glances in massive idiom-busting operation
about 2 months ago
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Busiaco
about 2 months ago
Solemnly looting my wife's death box.
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the vatican won't see your post congratulating the pope, but your ex-catholic mutuals who still feel a shameful tug of partisan allegiance to the church will
about 2 months ago
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those 'you are here' signs scare me. how do i know if im me or that little arrow on there
about 2 months ago
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the moments between hearing 'the king is dead' and 'long live the king' are scary but after about king #5 you start to pick up on the pattern
about 2 months ago
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the increasingly dire tenor of my apocalyptic visions is making it hard to take some of the older visions seriously. oh, it's going to rain blood for 6 months? what next, the easter bunny catches a cold?
about 2 months ago
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this meeting could have been an email. i would read it over and over and smile
about 2 months ago
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(white horse is not a horse voice) retweets are not endorsements
about 2 months ago
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turning up the volume on my silence to drown out my neighbors
about 2 months ago
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surrogate corpse
3 months ago
ultrafinitism is true. there is a largest number. and the power of love just increased it
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it was a point of pride for teenagers in the 90s to have a 'bad attitude'. this all came to a head in september of 2001
about 2 months ago
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my bad faith son is flooding the zone by constantly wailing in his crib
about 2 months ago
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tara
about 2 months ago
Flock of bicycles just tried to swoop me as I walked past their local nesting cafe
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wargen
2 months ago
If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"
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i used AI to reimagine classic movies in the style of the simpsons and it did nothing to fix my relationship with my son
2 months ago
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okay fine because it's april fools i'll do one serious post. i feel nothing but contempt for critically endangered species
2 months ago
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steeping a cup of tea so i have something to drink while my coffee brews. the coffee is so i have something to drink while i slowly draw closer to death
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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set up my keyboard so i can switch between qwerty, dvorak, etc on the fly depending on which one is most efficient for the word im about to type. most of what i type is about keyboard layouts
2 months ago
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i don't know what 'etc' means but you always see it with examples, long lists, situations where you get the gistβgod, this could go on forever
2 months ago
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broken clock: twice again today. you know what, that's all right. i'm okay. let's shoot for 3 tomorrow
2 months ago
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stick bug: i didn't want to trick you. i can't help that i look like this :( me: how can i trust anything you say? stick bug: hang on i gotta go lay 1000-1200 eggs real quick. we'll talk later
2 months ago
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the homunculus in my head is kinda checked out so i have to do most of my perception and decision-making on my own
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