furby hancock
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Lennon-McCartney was a traveling musician-sage from the British Province of the Western Empire. His devotees briefly eclipsed the Jesus school in influence. Over 1,000 songs have been attributed to him.
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Improvements * Significant speedup after fixing bug where everything got measured twice. Issues * Cuts are broken.
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messed up the dosage on my green tea and now im wayyyy too relaxed to get anything done
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Grave Abandoner
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Snails can move faster than that. They're just being cautious
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if this website collapses ill have to go back to my life as an outrageously wealthy patron of the arts and sciences
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for generations our ancestors trusted the algorithm to deliver relevant and impactful content
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Villein 🔒
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Deep Focus Snoopy Hardstyle & Gabber Autumn Relaxation 🍁☕️ | Lofi K-Hole Radio Snoopy Energy for Work ✍️💊
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i learned about waffles through memes i didnt think anybody actually ate them
3 days ago
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trying to learn french. should i start with proto-indo-european or can i just skip to proto-italic?
4 days ago
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the japanese language has announced a third syllabary with tentative plans for a fourth or fifth by 2040
4 days ago
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i would never glisten, that's disgusting. of course i might glimmer from time to time
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please stop calling it a cult. they're gonna make me stop talking to you
4 days ago
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subconsciously plagiarizing the entirety of moby dick
5 days ago
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J🔥HELL🔥P
11 months ago
ribbit dot com CEO Mr. James Toadwell
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why are you so quick to call it 'grain entrapment'. maybe i like it here
8 days ago
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Our dire warnings will scare off even the most foolhardy adventurer. Don't believe us? Try it yourself! If you survive our trials, it's your money back—guaranteed.
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"max"
9 days ago
(you shyly hesitate holding the dried vegetables pouch from the ramen) here... it's good when it's wet (i mime eating) good wet.
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in terms of laying plans mice are clearly a top two creature, probably neck and neck with humans
9 days ago
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a man, a plan, a canal. no further comment
10 days ago
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Fungocrat
10 days ago
I have a two-step solution to our modern loneliness epidemic: 1. Haul immense stone slabs over long distances to build a Great Temple to Aten; 2. Gather at the Great Temple to Aten.
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baguette with a single bite taken out of it
#garbageclassics
10 days ago
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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GEOLOGY UNLOCKED You can now marvel at KARST Maximum AWE increased by 15
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DEBATE: 1 roughly hewn wooden bowl vs 20 identical porcelain teapots
15 days ago
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NecroSCOMicon🎃
15 days ago
the reason why there’s two windows at the drive-thru is so you can order and say ‘i love you’ at the 1st window, and then they give you your food and reply with ‘i love you too’ at the 2nd window
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guy who invented the harmonica: (levitating, emitting golden light) i have an idea guy who invented the accordion: (emerging slowly from the muck) uaaArRRGHHhhh,,
15 days ago
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i need to get off this website and onto something worse
16 days ago
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terror
16 days ago
If we all synchronise our movements just right we can produce a dazzling visual illusion that disorients and confuses all predators
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going bankrupt treating my cat's personality disorder plus i think the therapist is telling him to leave me
16 days ago
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This is an automated text. Reply 'STOP' to be ignored.
17 days ago
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the horrors continue apace
add a skeleton here at some point
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journeyman folklorist
18 days ago
I am enjoying leftover arroz con pollo con chorizo, notwithstanding the crushing oppressive weight of the regime
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crucifying jesus and shaking my head the whole time so the people writing the bible know i disagree with it
18 days ago
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leave her alone
add a skeleton here at some point
19 days ago
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Partial success at CERN after camel mostly passes through needle's eye PETA calls for 0.999c "speed limit" on animal trials Opinion | Why the right has to reclaim evil
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The first example of skeuomorphic design was "The Cave"—you may know its shadows from Plato's classic 375 BCE review. Reception was mixed,
20 days ago
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we've noticed you chuckling a bit too pointedly at jokes with historical and literary references. the committee for sincere laughter is putting you on probation
21 days ago
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there should be a fourth traffic light that tells you when everything is going to be okay
22 days ago
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dirté
22 days ago
always remember to cut up the plastic 6 pack rings so they're easier for critters to swallow
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when i learn something new and fail to restrain myself from shoehorning it into a post they reduce my rations for a couple days
about 2 months ago
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along with the prosecution and defense there should be a third lawyer questioning the nature of truth, justice, existence, etc
22 days ago
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commas are all over the place. no one wants to copy edit anymore
add a skeleton here at some point
23 days ago
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downloading the dharma from a shadow library so i don't have to get reborn in the pure land first
23 days ago
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"He was a light to us all." America mourns lesser demon Ulmoth-Kah Author of Sorrows after his shocking death on Wednesday.
24 days ago
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explaining grok to tsar nicholas ii: it's like rasputin,
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Supreme Court upholds Ra'atgar the Evil's right to deliver "the Killing Word", cites freedom of speech
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little lamb
25 days ago
“Solve puzzles” what are you the scientist who feed me or chess app
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josh (oldfriend99)
26 days ago
If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too
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this tagline is goated when feeling like everyone and everything is getting dumber is the vibe
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