dirté
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posting haste
burning the song you posted onto a mix cd and playing it on the way to school
about 6 hours ago
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Azure Emerald Empire
about 1 month ago
Chin up, lad. Six seven and all that
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you should generally not interact with anyone on here
about 1 year ago
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videos gaming. making The Noise
3 days ago
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🤪 stop perceiving yourself! stop perceiving yourself! stop perceiving yourself! 🤪
3 days ago
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getting notifications from the deep
3 days ago
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Boingoingo the Warlock was slain by Nippy the Novice Stonecutter with a wooden sword they made out of 2 sticks
4 days ago
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top 5 things your dad says with raised eyebrows and a knowing look
5 days ago
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taste my blade bro
6 days ago
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oblivion.txt
9 days ago
Odd folks, the way they dote on those dogs. They're not hurting anyone, though, so it's no concern of mine.
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morrowind.txt
9 days ago
Please, whoever you are, kill the Scamp before it causes any more trouble.
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learning prehognition
9 days ago
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the human brain is equipped to post only once or twice every lunar cycle
10 days ago
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posting slump. here's a cool sweater
10 days ago
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recruiting unpaid apprentices on wizard linkedin
11 days ago
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cavalierGrapier
12 days ago
load-bearing joe dirt dvd
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me read post go hehe. You read post go haha. Not the same
9 months ago
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my son Batrick loves to flutter about
14 days ago
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trying out a fun new mechanic
17 days ago
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the apprentice was casting shit with my posting stick
17 days ago
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when Europeans tell me to fuck off just laugh and assume it's some kind of funny European joke that I don't understand
18 days ago
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just talked with the Archmage and noticed they had a thousand open tabs on their orb
18 days ago
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nadira rodin
18 days ago
run the hoover down my spine hear it clatter hear it whine
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this place is infested with spirit of father-in-law
19 days ago
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(at the animal shelter) and what manner of beast is this
20 days ago
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telling smiling baker his pretzels are pretty pretzelcore
20 days ago
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who up chewing crinkly plastic bag
20 days ago
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who up being struck by newspaper roll
20 days ago
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mindflakes
22 days ago
Compressing 135 hot dogs into a very small but incredibly dense ball and eating it on the bus like an apple
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bro when I called you a sissy I was relating to
Sisyphus
, founder and king of
Ephyra
who reveales
Zeus
's abduction of
Aegina
to the river god
Asopus
, thereby incurring Zeus's wrath. No offense
23 days ago
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bro I know this track is 🔥 but you can't shout banger alert in a war zone
23 days ago
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at the bluesky comedy club. Everyone is taking turns saying a weird joke into the mic and despondently walking off stage
24 days ago
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The Chuckle Brothers presents: Camp Entertainment ®
24 days ago
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eating the delicious goop that kills you
24 days ago
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confronting my bully with a sign that says "This is NOT Normal!" and a very Serious expression on my face
11 months ago
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drinking a milk the long way
24 days ago
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at the apothecary getting goblin soul and goblin's hole mixed up
24 days ago
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banging my shield and immediately losing the intimidation factor by checking if I dented the boss
25 days ago
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some fuckass technomancer influencer has corrupted my apprentice into taking up "Auramancy" (not real)
25 days ago
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exploding various goblinoids
25 days ago
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caught my demon familiar demonstrating
25 days ago
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dropping trou for good this time
25 days ago
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an dipshit™
26 days ago
Taking a pizza tolerance break
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just along for the milk
26 days ago
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my posting gnomes are unionizing
28 days ago
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leaving out a bowl of coolant for the fed AI webcrawler
30 days ago
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they're beating swords into plowshares on tiktok
30 days ago
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cashing out all my notification tokens and waddling to the prize counter
about 1 month ago
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your brain deserves notifications. Only three
about 1 month ago
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updates troglodyte updates george: 2
about 1 month ago
the federal givement and cia are using top secret teleportation device to move cars into my blind spot while i am merging
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