the avant-gardener is pruning my grill

undiscovered items near me

halt dog

I will not think about dumb bullshit that pisses me off

email dracula

when a film is not interesting, that's boring. Trash. Waste of time. Now if a film is interesting? Wow, amazing. Really makes you think. What a masterpiece. Remember that part? So cool

sheepishly kicking rare earth minerals out the dirt, hands clasped behind my back, whistling a jaunty tune

psh, yeah right. Try telling that to my dumbass man-brain

God is good ☺️ #missionary

all users beware a notification bearing a crest with a three-headed serpent

USER WAS EXPELLED FOR THIS POST just polished these, help me ponder? 🥺 (Image removed.)

drunk off the drunk potions dancing around the hall of wisdom spilling corn nuts everywhere

we pranked the Arch-Mage with an ancient looking tome found on etsy which we filled with lorem ipsum text

saying "that's valid" to a fast food employee

let me be clear I am brandishing a flanged mace

they don't say anything about love in the Terms of Service by the way

if I saw a website in real life I'd freak the fuck out

We keep it dark in here so you can't see the dirt.

with enough units of items you can do anything

dumb as fuck or hardly fucking?

Give me liberty or disregard.

John Pork has relapsed 😕

driving John Pork to the ER

@scomputer.fun and @dirte.net reading @verylarge.bsky.social with music by @particledogs.bsky.social

does anyone else's brain only think in one sentence at a time

hold me closer tiny cowboy count the rhinestones on my saddle

they're designing a special gun to be used on me if I ever say any of this shit out loud

if you say a post out loud you'll set it free

Benjamin Button is based on a Mexican film called Backuardo

really makes u think 🤔

cream of calzone

this isn't a "Bit" it is a grand Machination

babe I just invented Yummydinner

boy howdy son you sure use the internet in a mighty peculiar way

When I get crunk I say very hurtful things to my loved ones and stay up all night at the roller rink

I'm being kept under rat and flea

large beer to small beer conversion chart

damn I need a bigger pot

been down so long it looks like gupp to me

making digital soup so everyone can have a bowl

bro let's play pretend

Claude please tell drive thru employee no pickles on m- DON'T LOOK AT ME. DON'T LOOK AT MEEEE Claude please tell her not to look at me

Claude please mute Mother and mark all her messages as read. Thank you

I put Claude in charge of my notifications and it called me by my name as it twisted the knife

casting peanut butter spell on the technomancer's fuckass abacus

a group of whales spinning around nose to nose is called a whaeel

great now I'm 32

having a dumb man brain and being kind to others about it

american guy saying "I'll see you in Valhalla" means he's excited to be your afterlife buddy while you are both being hunted for sport for eternity