Hooray!

Introducing Lunchsandwich™

the King reacted to my message (I am being put to death)

(my buddy's being taken over by a cursed amulet) Resist its call, you fat sack of shit.

waiter! One Goodlunch if you please. Extra good

I cast Ray Of Acknowledgement no need to respond

my lawyer and I are wearing Thing 1 and Thing 2 shirts to court

lifting up my eye patch and winking at the poll booth worker (I'm a pirate)

wonder what the new governor will dress up as for election day

sorry officer the extra hour of sleep is making me hyper

Just take your trinkets and go!

bro that is soo apropos 😂

I've hidden 12 Blue Gemstones in your email inbox. Find them all for a special energy reward!

sorry i'm late boss i'm scared

This meeting could have been a graveyard smash

sorry about that shitty post I made that got no likes. My stupid little brother hacked my account

Living the dream with my piles of stuff

casting dollar store spells off the front porch

My wife: Those gray freaks are dancing in our tunnels again!! Me:

smoking doinks with the hedge mage

skimming all the froth off the top of the soup and putting it in a little sippy cup for you

every time I post bad I put a coin in the jar

been kicking the shit out of my posting gnome cage recently. Just getting dejected looks. Come on make some noises that I can use for posts

bro put another dime in the jukebox baby! Haha just playin

Tell me what you learned about Toutius Sextius.

playing the song you posted for my idiot grandson. He loves it

wanna post but I'm all out of quarters :(

idk if anything else could even come close to replacing this perfect fucking website

giving the vile beast a little treat for being cute, thereby reinforcing its horrible behavior

they cast cure wounds on a grape

your favorite design software has now made it even easier for a desperate underpaid part time worker to do your job

apprentice somehow brewed a thin crust pizza in the cauldron so I don't think there's anything else I can teach them at this point

materials processing near me

think I will boil my foraged tubers 8 times tonight

Yes. I was treated for swamp fever at the Imperial Chapels in Ebonheart. But I don't know anything about a Chapel Limeware Bowl. So go away. And leave me alone.

you turned on the radio at the wrong time and must suffer Delilah's Curse

What a life.

Bluesky is chill as fuck!

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at the goth club asking what everyone's favorite draculoid is

can't wait to find some new promising posters in the next few days and then never see them post ever again

my apprentice started taking those podcaster mana-boosting supplements and died of heart failure

born to blast spells forced to charge mana

so fuckin true my g

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