soup's on everyone grab your favorite spoon

a group of whales spinning around nose to nose is called a whaeel

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cilantro kinda tastes like soap to me but I like that

shall we gather for 🅃🄷🄴 🄲🅄🄱🄴 tonight?

telling a LOTR youtuber pipeweed is in fact marijuana and described as "icky sticky purple chronic" in the books

bro what if I told you that all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put mommy and daddy back together again

dribbling a thin string of saliva on my haters

showing petco employee this image

10 is the Saturday of numbers

𝙴𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚢 𝙱𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚌𝚑 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚍, 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛. 𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚣𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚛!

i work at a nonprofit teaching aliens improv comedy and pretty much every sketch ends with total annihilation of the earth

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1700: Hezekiah as you are now the ripe age of Six-teen, good with a Blade, and sharp of Wit, the Queen has given you command of this fine Warship and her 40 crew. Huzzah! Huzzah! 2026: Amazing! Meet The Inventor Of The "Gruel Tube" - And He's Only 28 Years Old

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when the Cucumen IS INSTALLED THAT A FIX & FAUL

"im just a smol bean" my way to the front of the Amazon Rations line

sorry about the little guy that's just how he do little guy: 🤷‍♂️ ʰᵒʷ ᶦ ᵈᵒ

𝙰𝙵𝙵𝙸𝚁𝙼𝙰𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙴. 𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙴𝚁𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝙾𝙲𝙺𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙳𝙸𝙲𝙺𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚈𝙾𝚄. 𝙱𝙻𝙴𝙴𝙿 𝙱𝙻𝙾𝚁𝙿. 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴. 𝙸𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙴𝙻𝚂𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚄𝙽𝙸𝚃 𝙲𝙰𝙽 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚃𝙾𝙳𝙰𝚈?

taking a Bolt of Minor Inconvenience to the chest and exploding into pink mist

work called they said I have to go back to bed

(listens to electric guitar) oh my god (listens to electric guitar) oh my god (listens to electric guitar) oh my god (listens to electric guitar) oh my god (listens to electric guitar) oh my god

computer play greek weather channel music

The quick brown fox jumped over the crenelated fortification and into the heaving swell of battle, its fangs dripping with blood, its eyes flashing with malice

oughing on the beat

tried eating one of them "smol beans" and had to go to the ER

The Archcanon has announced that Lord Vivec has selected you as a champion of the Temple in the war against Dagoth Ur and the Sixth House. That doesn't mean I have to like you, or want to talk to you.

grout chat kinda dried up

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writing a post that likes you back

How Often Should I Floss? 10 Dentists Faced Off in the Arena, Here's What The Champion Says

"Southern hospitality" means holding the door for everyone at the gas station before running them off the road in your Ford F-150

they're remaking your stick figure animation from 2007 in Unreal Engine

love the song you posted man. Have you ever heard "Shit Ass" by Shit Fuckers? I think you would like them, also the guitarist kinda looks like you

yeah bro I love ray gay. And ska

sick guitar bro what's your favorite classic rock track

my son Batrick has incredible posture from sleeping upside down

fantasy novel fans are outraged that the movie adaptation isn't as boring as the source material

bro we're giving up behind the bleachers later if you wan... whatever never mind

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐫 replied to your post

asking record store guy if he has any "rare groove" and scoffing at everything he pulls out

the worst part about working a stressful office job is you're not allowed to go crazy

bro I formed this sentence for you

hey siri is trump gen x

speeding home to suck ooze from the usb ports on my PC

I'm going "AI Mode" (Panic attack)

this is my son, Actor

my beautiful daughter Sweetly Crave