I haven't time for fools.

to me every day is april fool's day on this bitch of an app

saying "I didn't have THAT on my bingo card!!" my way into some pussy

checkmate bozo, I've already depicted myself as a mouthbreather

giving a white boy a little midwestern emo as a treat and watching him scamper around the yard

Don’t infect me with your curse!

sir is shorthand for sinner

Laughed so hard at a Doonesbury that my wife took the kids to her mothers

a bluesky elder sent me on a quest to buy three cigarillos

babe your hair looks so beautiful in the moonlight. Now right click the file and select Properties, and check Run As Administrator

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disabling notifications from my familiar

babe feta cheese dinner

doing the DreamWorks smirk for a chimpanzee

all the lunch posters sitting together at a big table avoiding eye contact

Might take a stroll and let the wind blow the stink off.

Congratulations, you manky scroat. Now get away from me. And don't ever talk to me again.

Dune is about getting so high you meet your great great grandma

Microsoft Meal

Raid my cattle? Prepare for battle. Just keep that in mind.

babe are you ok you've barely touched your disgusting putrid green goop

Oink, the pink creature said

shakily removing my gary from. my pocket for a desperately needed laugh

your bits are trenchant and well-observed today playboy

I reposted your post because I'm a good helper

pdf to carbohydrate converter

nobody respects amazing products anymore

anybody try out that posting cream? Does it work?

your boss really just wants funny reacts on their teams messages, you don't have to do any of that shit

garçon, one "Bôeurghuerina". Now.

research shows if you don't eat at least a pound of broccoli every day then you are as good as dead. I fucking love science!

send that to me via creams please

releasing some pent-up mana

(Horace Andy voice) 🎶 Couchrotting

father caught me listening to "Progressive Rock"

bro forgot the 𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛

the recycling lady will be cross if ye don't rinse out your yoghurt-pots

I'm very sorry to inform you that we won't be putting on the show today.

why has Coldplay been silent about all this???? 🤬🖕

time is a flat fuck

Another round of torture in Crucible? At least if you're in a cell, no one can sneak up on you.

Everytime you crack open an import beer it should play the Counter-Strike "Terrorists Win!" soundclip

tremolo bros got me trembling

You have gained the ability 𝚂𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚙.

Who wants to be a mage? I hate books, spells, stinky bottles, writing, all that stuff, don't you?

hiking mons pubis

the Information Mage has been silenced on account of the constant bullshit