burning the song you posted onto a mix cd and playing it on the way to school

Chin up, lad. Six seven and all that

you should generally not interact with anyone on here

videos gaming. making The Noise

🤪 stop perceiving yourself! stop perceiving yourself! stop perceiving yourself! 🤪

getting notifications from the deep

Boingoingo the Warlock was slain by Nippy the Novice Stonecutter with a wooden sword they made out of 2 sticks

top 5 things your dad says with raised eyebrows and a knowing look

taste my blade bro

Odd folks, the way they dote on those dogs. They're not hurting anyone, though, so it's no concern of mine.

Please, whoever you are, kill the Scamp before it causes any more trouble.

learning prehognition

the human brain is equipped to post only once or twice every lunar cycle

posting slump. here's a cool sweater

recruiting unpaid apprentices on wizard linkedin

load-bearing joe dirt dvd

me read post go hehe. You read post go haha. Not the same

my son Batrick loves to flutter about

trying out a fun new mechanic

the apprentice was casting shit with my posting stick

when Europeans tell me to fuck off just laugh and assume it's some kind of funny European joke that I don't understand

just talked with the Archmage and noticed they had a thousand open tabs on their orb

run the hoover down my spine hear it clatter hear it whine

this place is infested with spirit of father-in-law

(at the animal shelter) and what manner of beast is this

telling smiling baker his pretzels are pretty pretzelcore

who up chewing crinkly plastic bag

who up being struck by newspaper roll

Compressing 135 hot dogs into a very small but incredibly dense ball and eating it on the bus like an apple

bro when I called you a sissy I was relating to Sisyphus, founder and king of Ephyra who reveales Zeus's abduction of Aegina to the river god Asopus, thereby incurring Zeus's wrath. No offense

bro I know this track is 🔥 but you can't shout banger alert in a war zone

at the bluesky comedy club. Everyone is taking turns saying a weird joke into the mic and despondently walking off stage

The Chuckle Brothers presents: Camp Entertainment ®

eating the delicious goop that kills you

confronting my bully with a sign that says "This is NOT Normal!" and a very Serious expression on my face

drinking a milk the long way

at the apothecary getting goblin soul and goblin's hole mixed up

banging my shield and immediately losing the intimidation factor by checking if I dented the boss

some fuckass technomancer influencer has corrupted my apprentice into taking up "Auramancy" (not real)

exploding various goblinoids

caught my demon familiar demonstrating

dropping trou for good this time

Taking a pizza tolerance break

just along for the milk

my posting gnomes are unionizing

leaving out a bowl of coolant for the fed AI webcrawler

they're beating swords into plowshares on tiktok

cashing out all my notification tokens and waddling to the prize counter

your brain deserves notifications. Only three

the federal givement and cia are using top secret teleportation device to move cars into my blind spot while i am merging